Chapter 532 It must collapse
That is the main furniture that they have to lie on day and night!
Of course, this is their first new home in a strict sense. Thinking of this, Qin Sisi naturally asked.
"It's just that the bed in the master bedroom feels like it is made of welded steel bars, which doesn't match the furniture in this room. What were you thinking at the time? How did you think of getting such a bed? Even the Simmons mattress in the second bedroom is better than the one in the master bedroom!" As
soon as Qin Sisi finished speaking, Jiang Yize's face flashed with embarrassment, with an expression that said, "I knew my wife would ask this sooner or later." He moved his lips and spoke for a long time.
"That bed is indeed welded with steel bars, and I didn't choose it... but..."
Jiang Yize was too embarrassed to continue, and a trace of embarrassment and embarrassment flashed across his face. Qin Sisi asked without knowing the reason.
"A bed welded with steel bars? If you didn't choose it, then who chose it?"
Who would use steel bars to weld? Are you afraid that you are too tired and afraid that others don't know?
You use steel bars to weld a boat, why don't you carve it out of a big stone? A big stone bed like that will not break no matter how you want to, and can be used for thousands of years.
Looking at the doubts on the face of the young wife, Jiang Yize hesitated for a long time, and continued.
"That's right...that's right...our old leader...in order to congratulate me on getting a new house, he asked the brothers to bring their families to help me weld it!"
Jiang Yize's words almost made Qin Sisi drop her jaw in surprise, and she said in disbelief.
"What do you mean your leader congratulated you on getting a new house, and asked people to weld your bed with steel bars!"
Oh my God, this is too shocking to hear. There is such a combination of ways to congratulate others on moving into a new house. Giving a potted plant is better than asking people to weld a bed with steel bars!
Could it be that her Jiang Yize is too capable of this? Even the leaders of the army knew about it. When Qin Sisi thought of the bed that was collapsed by the earthquake, she felt ashamed and wanted to cover her face.
It must be that the two of them made too much noise that night, causing the neurological bed to collapse, which then shocked the entire troop. For Jiang Yize's happiness, the troop leader wanted someone to weld a sturdier bed for him.
Qin Sisi's mind automatically filled in some wonderful content, and she suddenly felt her old face flush with shame.
Just as Qin Sisi automatically filled in various wonderful scenes in her mind where the troop leader privately teased them about the collapse of the bed, the expression on Jiang Yize's face became even more unnatural, and he continued with a cautious look.
"Yes, our leader specially asked someone to weld a bed for me with steel bars to congratulate me on moving to a new home, and also said..."
Qin Sisi, who was filling in various wonderful dramas in her mind, suddenly raised her head and asked back.
"What else did you say?"
You didn't mean to tell them to be careful and not to make a hole in the floor!
Thinking of this, Qin Sisi suddenly felt even more ashamed.
Sure enough, marrying a man with a good body, great strength, good kidneys and kidneys, everything else is acceptable except that he is too reckless. Of
course, Qin Sisi's guess is not unreasonable. Jiang Yize's next words completely verified that her guess was correct.
"Our leader... also said that since we are newlyweds... and love to make trouble, he asked me to... make this bed welded with steel bars... collapse. If... it doesn't collapse, I will be sent to live in the jungle alone next time and will not be allowed to come back within a month."
When Jiang Yize said this, Zhou Baoguo's serious face, who was trying to suppress a smile, appeared in front of him. He spoke to him seriously, congratulating them on their marriage and asking the brothers in the army to weld a bed with steel bars for him as a wedding present. He also asked me to make sure that this bed welded with steel bars collapsed. If it doesn't collapse, he will be sent to live alone in the uninhabited primeval forest for a month next time.
I still remember that the brothers who were helping to clean and arrange furniture in the bridal chamber were all shocked when they heard the leader's words! After a brief silence, a deafening laugh broke out, and Jiang Yize's face turned the color of pig liver. The laughter still echoed in the bridal chamber!
It's impossible not to laugh. To let a young and handsome military officer and his newlywed wife collapse an iron bed welded with steel bars, is it because they trust the young soldier's ability too much, or is it because the young soldier and his newlywed wife are too hardworking?
Anyway, no matter which reason it is, it is enough to make people laugh.
But his superior leader Zhou Baoguo said seriously.
"This is an order, understand? Jiang Yize!"
Jiang Yize could only accept it helplessly. He finally understood why their leader had dark circles under his eyes last night. It turned out that he did not vent his anger the previous night, so he transferred his anger to him and was going to make trouble for him!
Jiang Yize felt a little regretful at the time. If he had known, he would not have let his brothers pour wine for the wives of soldiers who came to visit their relatives in the army. He thought he was paying for other people's happiness, but in the end he paid for his happiness!
As soon as the man finished speaking, Qin Sisi turned her head abruptly and looked at Jiang Yize in front of her. The two of them met in the air and looked at each other. All kinds of inexplicable emotions flowed in their eyes, until a few minutes later... Qin Sisi couldn't help but burst out.
"Hahaha, your leader is so funny!"
At this point, Qin Sisi was already laughing so hard that she fell backwards. She couldn't help but lean on the sofa and pat the sofa cushion hard, looking like she was going to die of laughter in the next second.
Jiang Yize looked at his little wife in front of him with a frown on his face. She laughed so wildly and without reservation. His face couldn't help but turn black and he gritted his teeth.
"Qin Sisi, is it so funny?" Does
this woman have any self-awareness? Why is she laughing so wildly? Doesn't she know that only the two of them can complete this order? He can't shake the bed down by himself on the iron bed!
Strictly speaking, the order given to him by the superior leader is something that they must complete together, okay? What's wrong with this woman's expression of "you're bewitched"?
Meanwhile, Qin Sisi was already laughing so hard that she almost squealed like a pig. She tried hard to hold back the tears that welled up in her eyes.
"Hahaha, this is really... making me laugh to death. You leaders... are really... hilarious. Can we... collapse this welded steel bed? Are you sure... we're not just dreaming?"
It was the first time that Qin Sisi heard that two people could collapse a bed welded from steel bars. Did she think they were Transformers?
Facing Qin Sisi's wild laughter, Jiang Yize said coldly with a blank expression.
"Qin Sisi, stop laughing. This is an order!"
That's right, his superiors gave him an order that if the bed didn't collapse, he would have to go to the primeval forest and live with snakes, insects, rats and ants for a month!