Chapter 184 Shangguan Yi farted and had diarrhea



The Queen was vomiting violently, and Her Royal Highness the Princess looked as if she had lost all hope in life.

Noticing the two women's questioning looks, Shangguan Yi held his nose and pointed at Lin Feng, "What did you eat today? Your farts stink to death. You have no manners at all!"

Lin Feng, who was driving, was also confused, but when he saw Shangguan Yi's murderous eyes, he could only bite the bullet and accept it.

"Director, I may have had a stomachache this morning. I'm so sorry!"

Shangguan Yi saw that he understood the situation and softened his tone a little, "You should apologize to Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess!"

"Your Majesty, and Your Royal Highness, I am the one who has lost my manners. Please forgive me!"

Lily Anne waved her hand, "Don't bother apologizing, open the window!"

Shangguan Yi quickly rolled down the car window and ventilated it for a few minutes, but the stench still remained.

He was also confused as to why he farted out of nowhere.

After vomiting for a long time, the queen was almost vomiting yellow bile.

Her face was pale and there were tears in the corners of her eyes, because she was choked by the fart.

"The wind is too strong, please roll up the car window!"

The Queen straightened her crown and wiped her lips with her handkerchief.

The other side.

In the back car, Su Yang also discovered that there was something unusual about the car the queen was in.

“Chen Qiu, what medicine did you give Shangguan Yi?”

Poison Master Chen Qiu changed into the uniform of the Security Bureau and got in the same car with Su Yang.

"Boss, I just added some strong medicine to his coffee this morning. I guess the real drama is still a while away!"

"That's good. Don't kill him yet. Today's top priority is to protect the VIP!"

In Su Yang's car, the one-eyed tyrannosaurus Chen Beijun was driving, and the poison master Chen Qiu was protecting him.

In order to demonstrate the style and etiquette of a great country, Shangguan Yi modified the route of the originally short journey to go around most of Songhai.

It takes at least half an hour to drive from here to Tianhua Supreme Hotel.

LilyAnne patted her mother, the Queen, on the back and helped her clear her throat.

At this time, bursts of noise were heard in the car again.

"Bala la ba ba ba...oh! roar..."

Shangguan Yi hurriedly moved his butt, trying to hold it but it was too late.

In an instant, wisps of light yellow smoke rose from his seat.

The queen quickly covered her mouth and started vomiting again with a "oh" sound.

Her Royal Highness the Princess was even more furious, and just as she was about to speak she vomited.

"Open the window!"

Shangguan Yi wanted to die. He didn't dare to eat anything this morning, and didn't even dare to drink much water.

In order to avoid making a fool of himself, he stayed in the bathroom for half an hour last night and defecated thoroughly.

So he drank a cup of coffee to wake himself up in the morning. Now he didn't understand why his stomach was acting so bad and even farted twice.

Shangguan Yi pointed at Lin Feng and said, "I told you not to eat anything you want, but you refused to listen. I will punish you when we get back!"

Lin Feng was also speechless. Damn it, he always uses me as a shield.

But when he thought about having to rely on Shangguan Yi to get to the top in the future, he endured it.

"Director, I might have a stomachache. How about I get out of the car?"

Shangguan Yi was not willing to let him get off the car, not to mention that he couldn't get off midway.

If Lin Feng gets off the car, who will take the blame if Shangguan Yi farts again next time?

"No, the two distinguished guests are still here, drive faster!"

Shangguan Yi gave orders into his ears, only thinking about reaching Tianhua Supreme Hotel as soon as possible.

The Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess in the back row were vomiting so much that they looked unrecognizable, their faces were pale and bloodless, and their hair was messy and disheveled.

Shangguan Yi was distressed, with his right hand hanging down, ready to touch his butt at any time, for fear of farting again.

But the more scared he was, the more his stomach churned and growled.

At this time, the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess also knew that it was Shangguan Yi who farted.

Although it is very unpleasant, I have to endure it.

Suddenly, Shangguan Yi’s eyes widened and he hurriedly put his hands on his buttocks.

The next moment.

"Bala la ba ba mi...pu pu ba ba ba..."

Shangguan Yi only felt his hands were sticky and wet. He raised his hands and saw that they were covered with yellow shit.

This time he didn't fart, but had diarrhea.

nausea!

Very disgusting!

“Ohhh…”

Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess pressed the switch at the same time, and the two women leaned over the car windows and vomited violently.

At this time, people in the cars in front and behind also saw this scene.

The British envoy was furious, "Stop the car, everyone stop the car!"

The welcoming team had to stop and everyone got off the car to check the details.

The queen and the princess hurriedly got out of the car, running for their lives, and only dared to breathe after they walked far away.

Su Yang gave Shen Qiu a thumbs up and strode forward to support the queen and the princess.

"Your Majesty, Your Highness, drink some water to clear your throat."

The security personnel hurriedly handed over mineral water and tissues.

Su Yang pretended not to know, pointed at Lin Feng who had just gotten out of the car and asked, "How did you drive?"

"Su Yang, it's not my driving problem, it's... it's not me anyway!"

Lin Feng was also helpless. Shangguan Yi sat there and didn't dare to get off the car. He was afraid that the shit in his crotch would fall out if he stood up.

"Are you Su Yang? Didn't Shangguan Yi say that you were not in the welcoming team?"

Her Royal Highness the Princess grabbed Su Yang's hand. She was now exhausted from vomiting.

When the princess first met Su Yang in person, she found that he was even younger and more handsome in person than the photos she had seen on the Internet.

"It's me!"

Su Yang said neither humbly nor arrogantly, and put his hand on the princess' wrist.

"The princess was frightened and her breathing was disordered. What happened in the car?"

The envoy from Great Britain hurried to check, and as soon as he arrived at the car, he smelled a foul odor.

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