After Ming Huan left, Simon almost collapsed on the bed.
This was his first direct confrontation with a threatening monster that genuinely desired his anus. If it weren't for his previous experience with Ming Huan, and his understanding of cat psychology, he might have lost his virginity in the hospital ward today. Worse still, he might have already been manipulated by a cat in the demon world!
But the operation just now, being able to calmly take out the cat-playing laser pen when the sky was falling, really exhausted all the mental energy of a mortal.
So at this moment, the mortal Simon could only lie there and catch his breath, exhausted both physically and mentally.
Not only that, the Hollow Wizard, who was lying limp on the hospital bed with him, muttered a big news to Simon.
Hollow gasped and said, "Doctor Simon, one good news and one bad news."
Simon said, "I know the good news. I am sane. You all saw him just now!"
Zen Master Kongxin said, "The bad news is... your cat is truly the legendary Demon Lord! When he was fighting me just now, that Heaven and Earth Whirlpool move he used is the Demon Lord's ultimate move. Only the Demon Lord can use it!"
a bolt from the blue!
At least this bolt from the blue hit the computer monster.
The computer monster trembled as he retrieved the data from his hard drive, which contained legends of the demon world.
Legend has it that the Demon King is moody and can cause corpses to float thousands of miles away if he disagrees with someone.
Legend has it that the Demon King was lewd and shameless, and the number of forbidden delicacies he captured was at least eight thousand!
Legend has it that the Demon Lord is very persistent and there is nothing he cannot get what he wants in this world!
The computer monster looked at Simon with sympathy.
Light Blue said, "Master, do you want me to recommend an anorectal doctor?"
Simon gave the computer monster a sidelong glance and said, "Go get me discharged!"
So Qianlan and Zen Master Kongkai went side by side to handle the discharge procedures for the two families.
Only Simon and Master Kongxin were left in the ward.
Simon said, "I have no sexual desire for cats. Master, you are knowledgeable. Can you..."
Zen Master Kongxin rejected Simon's request. "Don't look for me. Although the Demon Lord showed mercy to me just now, I know my own limitations. If you need help with this matter, I'm afraid the only one who can rival the Demon Lord is Zibai Zhenren!"
Simon silently thought of the caveman, the unlucky guy who had practiced for tens of thousands of years but still couldn't ascend to heaven.
The discharge procedures were completed quickly. After Simon was discharged, he still had time to attend the closing ceremony of the psychology conference in the hospital's multi-purpose hall.
Light Blue transformed into headphones and whispered in Simon's ear, "Master, these past three days have been truly thrilling!"
Before he finished speaking, Kong Hai and Kong Xin, a pair of brothers, stood next to Simon.
Kong Xin said, "Donor, I have decided to go home with you."
Simon was delighted and quickly instructed Qianlan to book a plane ticket.
Finally, the psychology conference came to an end, and Simon squeezed forward at the last moment and stopped a domestic big shot.
"Teacher Zhang!" Simon bowed respectfully to the gray-haired professor. "Can I have your contact information?"
Professor Zhang looked at the young man in front of him with confusion: "I remember you. Aren't you working on neurosis and personality disorders?"
Simon said, "I am also very interested in animal psychology. You are the best feline psychology expert in the country. I have many questions I would like to ask you."
Professor Zhang was definitely an underdog at this conference, and the sales of his book "Cat Psychotherapy" were not very good. Now, a young man seems to be ready to step into the ranks of feline psychology research, which is great!
After the two happily added each other on WeChat, Professor Zhang enthusiastically sent Simon the electronic manuscripts of several of his unsold books.
After posting it, he also added a cute tongue-sticking expression.
Simon really couldn't believe that this was the style of the country's top scientists in their sixties and seventies.
After the conference, Simon and Master Kongxin rushed to the airport that evening.
As for Kūkai, he still does his business of subduing demons and monsters in the local area, charging a high fee.
On the plane, Simon said to Kong Xin, "Master, you are truly kindhearted. You finally figured it out and wanted to help me through this difficult time. To be honest, if I had known it was a monster, I definitely wouldn't have picked it up and raised it!"
Master Kongxin clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, you are mistaken. I just want to seek psychological treatment from you."
Simon choked on his own saliva.
Master Kong Xin continued, "I know that although I don't have depression, my psychological problems are more terrible than depression."
Simon said, "We're a little familiar, isn't it appropriate?"
Master Kongxin said, "It's appropriate. I have always been reluctant to see a psychologist because I don't trust him. But I believe in you, the donor!"
Simon no longer wants to emphasize the ethical issues of psychotherapy.
Anyway, he has broken the rules so many times. Besides, although the one in front of him is a human being, he is also involved in the demon world and is not an ordinary human being.
So Simon said depressedly: "I thought you were a magic remover, but I didn't expect you just wanted to talk to me about psychological problems."
Master Kongxin smiled, his appearance solemn and dignified: "I will pay for the treatment."
It was midnight when Simon got home.
Although I was only away for five days in total, what I experienced during those five days was like a roller coaster. Some people may not experience so much in their entire lives.
After arriving home, Simon ignored everything and fell asleep.
When the morning sun shone in, Simon vaguely reached out to push away the heavy object pressing on him, and said vaguely: "Xiao Hei, don't press me..."
Then, a light blue voice rang in Simon's ears: "Master! Get up quickly and clean up. We need to prepare to receive guests!"
Simon spent the whole morning tidying up the house. He felt a little melancholy as he put away the cat food and cat bed on the balcony.
Alas, how could the little black cat that I raised with so much effort change so suddenly?
With this melancholy mood, he started his day's work.
A psychologist's mood has a great impact on his work state. Many times, the reason why a psychologist can help patients out of difficulties is not because of his high technical level, but because his psychological energy is strong enough.
But now, Simon was obviously a little absent-minded, and his mental energy was not as high as before.
At least, when the patient was lying on the recliner and talking about his misery, Simon's mind always uncontrollably appeared his black cat.
He remembered the psychological characteristics of cats that Professor Zhang sent him.
Male cats typically go into heat in the spring, lasting for about two weeks. They'll urinate everywhere to mark their territory. During this time, male cats can become extremely aggressive and even exhibit inexplicable behavior. This isn't their natural behavior; it's simply a function of hormones.
So at this time, as a master, petting and toys can distract their attention.
"Dr. Simon! Dr. Simon!!" the patient said this, and waited for a long time without any response from Simon, so he turned his head and found that the psychologist was in a daze.
Simon came to his senses and immediately got back to work.
But soon, while waiting for the next patient, Simon began to think about the article sent by Professor Zhang.
It stated that the physical characteristics of male cats were so discordant and difficult to describe that even copying them from the textbook's serious style into an online novel would result in a warning or even the kind of corrections required. Simon stared at this discordant physiology textbook for a moment, then immediately spotted the female cat, a species that surprised him even more.
Of course, the most amazing thing is the female cat. Generally, mammals ovulate before being fertilized, but female cats are fertilized before ovulating. Therefore, a female cat often gives birth to a litter of kittens, and each litter has different fathers!
How can poor male cats prevent this condition? There is no research yet.
However, according to Professor Zhang's research, some male cats will closely guard female cats out of instinct, and some cats with twisted or mutated minds will even kill female cats if they detect such signs.
Simon recalled Ming Huan's request that he go to the demon world with him, and mentioned something about "forbidden food". For the first time, the psychologist felt pain in his balls, tightness in his anus, and discomfort all over his body.
After finally finishing a full day of seeing patients, Simon decided he couldn't just sit there and wait for death! The black cat might come back soon, so he had to take action!
Simon went out with his laptop and ordered it to retrieve global data statistics and all electronic monitoring equipment for a search, determined to find the whereabouts of the "Zibai Zhenren" whom he had driven away that year!
Just as Simon was patiently waiting for Qianlan to hack into the national security system and search all personnel records, Demon Lord Minghuan finally had his first contact with his gold medal mentor.
Ming Huan is not a patient person, so after signing the emotional counseling contract, he made an appointment to meet with his gold medal mentor the next day.
The gold medal mentor is the most expensive consultant in Sanshiqingyuan Company, charging 3,000 yuan per hour for face-to-face consultations.
But the Demon Lord doesn't care. As long as Simon is willing to be his concubine, he can afford any reward in the world!
At this moment, Ming Huan was looking at the man in his forties in front of him with some nervousness.
The gold medal instructor's surname is Wang. He wears a professional suit and has a short flat head. Although he is in his forties, he has maintained a good figure, with a straight back and a flat belly. It seems that he exercises regularly.
He wore gold-rimmed glasses and looked very capable and professional.
Ming Huan calls her Teacher Wang.
"She's quite good-looking, and since you can afford to hire me, finances aren't a problem. You don't have the two most difficult aspects, so the success rate will be much higher," said Teacher Wang. "You said he's willing to sleep with you but not have a romantic relationship with you. That must be a problem with your communication style and personality."
Ming Huan nodded vigorously: "Teacher, what should I do now?"
The gold medal instructor smiled slightly: "Don't worry, we will provide you with 24-hour guidance. Today, you will start with a training to enhance your masculinity!"
Ming Huan felt a little ashamed when he looked at the thick stack of assessment reports, emotional pursuit plans, and teasing techniques in front of him.
At that time, there were so many little demons in the demon world who wanted to warm the bed and seek the top position, and they thought they were very charming.
Now after reading these professional reports and study materials, Ming Huan felt that the little demon in the demon world was so obsessed with him, it must be because he loved the Demon Lord and loved life!
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