Ming Huan casually clicked on the new plan, looked at the red ball in his hand, then glanced at Wang Yanyan's flashing profile picture on WeChat, and said, "Excellent! I intend to formally summon you!"
Wang Yanyan sent a playful emoji and replied, "The one-hour consultation fee is 3,000 yuan~! I look forward to your in-person consultation!"
The next second Wang Yanyan burst into tears!
It's really like I was just sitting at home with nothing to do when disaster struck me.
As soon as he sent this sentence, he saw something shaking on the wall.
Before the shadow protector could walk down from the wall, Wang Yanyan simply fainted.
When he woke up, the nightmare officially began.
This is a large hall. In the center of the hall is a pool of water. The water is like a mirror. Wang Yanyan kneels on it and can clearly see his own reflection. The reflection of himself looks shivering like a hapless mouse.
The main hall is supported by fourteen obsidian pillars. There are no carvings on the pillars, only black air entwined around them. Various ghost faces are struggling and sinking in the black air. In front of them are high steps. The steps are also made of flowing water, but the difference is that the black is mixed with the red color of blood.
At the top of the stairs, there is a throne.
The throne was shrouded in darkness. Although there was no light in the hall, the throne was the darkest place.
In the darkness, there was a pair of green eyes, with a lazy aura. In that lazy aura, there was an indescribable murderous aura.
There was silence all around, a silence as deep as death. Only the occasional painful roars from the fallen faces on the pillars of the hall reminded people that this place was not truly silent.
Wang Yanyan slapped herself hard a few times, then cried sadly: "Mom, I want to go home..."
"Your mother has been dead for many years. If you want to go to the underworld, I won't stop you!"
Wang Yanyan immediately became timid.
Especially when he saw the man walking down step by step from the darkness, he simply fainted again!
Ming Huan walked over to the unconscious Wang Yanyan and frowned, "This guy is too easily frightened. He faints at the slightest provocation. How can I use this kind of physique? Give him a new body!"
A ghostly voice asked from the side: "Sir, should we switch to the ant monster or the cockroach monster? These two are very resistant."
Wang Yanyan woke up immediately, trembling and getting up from the ground. He said calmly, "Ah, hehe, I have a good mental state... I won't... I won't faint again, hehe..."
Ming Huan glanced at Wang Yanyan.
Wang Yanyan immediately knelt down and raised his hands above his head: "If you have any questions, please tell me. I will definitely help you. I won't charge you..."
Ming Huan said: "I want to chase the male god!"
Wang Yanyan said with a sad face: "Is it the same psychiatrist from before, a human?"
Ming Huan nodded: "That's right! I looked at your plan and I think it's pretty good."
Wang Yanyan immediately perked up: "This is easy, my king!"
The ghost face on the pillar next to him immediately made a face, and the shadow monster lowered his head and walked forward, telling him that it is not allowed to call him king here.
Wang Yanyan quickly changed his tone, "Master Demon, honestly, I didn't realize it before. How could such a handsome man be an ordinary person? Wait, since we're so close now, you should be able to tell me your idol's name, right? To be honest, I have someone inside them. I can ask my teacher to help you tailor a plan..."
Minghuan scratched his chin with his claws and said, "Simon."
"What?" Wang Yanyan thought there was something wrong with his ears.
Ming Huan repeated, "That man's name is Simon."
Wang Yanyan simply fainted again.
When he woke up, he found himself turned into a cockroach, and his body was still limp and lying on the side, looking like a delicate flower in a greenhouse.
"I don't want to be a cockroach!!" Wang Yanyan cried in pain. He wanted to faint, but... this body really didn't support the function of fainting.
A shadow guardian stepped forward and lifted Wang Yanyan up: "Master Demon said that once this matter is settled, you can return to your body!"
Wang Yanyan could only accept this setting temporarily. He was very adaptable and used the body of this thousand-year-old monster very well in just two minutes. "If you want Simon's heart, it will be very difficult. You don't understand how those mature psychologists are trained!"
Ming Huan leaned forward slightly, and it was obvious that he was very interested in this topic.
Wang Yanyan observed the situation and betrayed Simon without hesitation.
"In addition to studying various professional courses, they also have to undergo a very important training, which is self-analysis." Although Wang Yanyan did not have a deep understanding of this industry, he knew much more than the monsters in the demon world.
"Do you know what self-analysis is? They've been trained to be very self-aware, to be able to handle any of their emotions very skillfully and calmly. What's even more terrifying is that they even understand others based on their own feelings about them, and can see through their hearts!"
Wang Yanyan briefly explained what it means to use countertransference to understand the client.
For example, if a psychiatrist feels very moved every time he sees a patient, he will not think that he has fallen in love with the patient. On the contrary, he will think that it is because the patient is full of lust every time he sees him.
Do you think a psychologist would get involved with a patient just because of his heartbeat and admiration, or because the patient also loves the doctor wholeheartedly?
wrong!
They will only analyze in depth where this desire comes from, what role it plays in the patient's life, and what the patient's unconscious wishes are.
Of course, they wouldn't forget to self-analyze in the end, analyzing why they were attracted to this patient, and then... nothing happened.
A psychiatrist would handle these issues on their own, or seek out a supervisor if they couldn't. Anyway... they certainly wouldn't act out their sexual urges. At least not Simon.
Wang Yanyan shrugged and said, "So, that's it! From my understanding of Mr. Simon, even if you made him hard, he still wouldn't do anything and would be able to reject you calmly and rationally. Of course... even more terrifying is that even if he has been thinking about you day and night, he still has a way to sever his feelings. To sum it up - in this world, almost no one can force him to do anything he doesn't want to do. Even if he might be forced to submit by force, his heart will probably never be controlled by anything, not even his own body, desires, or love."
Ming Huan narrowed his eyes slightly.
Wang Yanyan said, "Honestly, I advise you to give up... There's no hope. This is as difficult as trying to get the Buddha..."
A shadow guardian came out just in time to encourage Ming Huan: "Your Majesty, don't listen to his nonsense. I've recently discovered that there are actually quite a few people who want to have a romantic relationship with the Buddha... They've even written a lot of novels of this type."
Another shadow guardian also came out in time: "Yes, Your Majesty, do you remember that rat demon? Didn't he steal the incense oil from the Buddha's house? I heard him say that the Buddha has been reading these novels recently and he seems to be very happy..."
Wang Yanyan really wanted to faint again, but... this body prevented him from fainting!
Wang Yanyan looked at his own delicate flower-like body still fainted on the surface of the black water pool and felt extremely nostalgic.
The corner of Ming Huan's mouth twitched: "In that case, you are useless. Just kill you and throw you away."
Wang Yanyan had no choice but to take the blame.
Fortunately, this pot contains the condiments of Simon’s personal instructions on how to pursue the male god.
But seasoning alone is not enough!
Wang Yanyan simply went all out: "Master Demon! I have a new idea!"
"speak!"
"Three cobblers are better than one! Teacher Simon may be difficult to capture, but...why not post a notice in the demon world and offer a large reward for what I need?"
Ming Huan frowned: "What do you need?"
Wang Yanyan nodded vigorously: "For example... for example, homosexual sexual techniques or something... Oh, I have one small request. I need to be in a good mood to work. I've heard that fox spirits in the demon world are very charming, and snake spirits are also very beautiful. Oh, and Leopard Girl is also good, and Catwoman is the best..."
Soon, Wang Yanyan was having a great time in the demon world.
"It's really great to be a monster!" Wang Yanyan thought to himself. He held a charming fox spirit in one hand and a beautiful spider spirit in the other. Of course, there was also a beautiful snake wrapped around his body. He was very happy.
"Next!" Wang Yanyan sat in the temporary audition seat, absent-mindedly looking at the plan provided by the rat spirit in front of him on how to confuse humans. He felt that this plan was so bad that it was not as good as his own!
Soon, the next monster who came to take down the list stood in front of Wang Yanyan.
Wang Yanyan glanced at the pretty boy.
The pretty boy said, "Your Excellency, I am a rabbit spirit, and I am best at male-male intercourse... That's why people say those who enjoy male sex are rabbit gods."
Wang Yanyan's eyes lit up.
The rabbit spirit respectfully presented his ancestral copy of "Twelve Volumes on Controlling Men", and then happily went to the back to receive the foundation-building pill.
Soon, the news that Rabbit had been practicing Qi cultivation for many years, but received a hundred foundation-building pills just by presenting the "Twelve Volumes of Controlling Men" and forced his body, which had no talent for cultivation, to enter the foundation-building stage, spread throughout the demon world.
Then, all kinds of monsters came.
There was a peach spirit who claimed to be the peach that was shared by Mi Zixia and the King of Wei. She presented three volumes of the book "How to Capture Another Man's Heart as a Man".
The Sleeve Demon also came and said that he was the half sleeve that Emperor Ai of Han cut off;
There is also a copper coin spirit, which is not the one sat on by the God of Wealth, but is actually the token of love between Deng Tong and Emperor Wen of Han that has turned into a spirit.
There are countless monsters like this, and Ming Huan was surprised that he had so many of them under his command!
However, this is not the most exaggerated thing. The most exaggerated thing is that after the foreign monsters heard that the Demon Lord was launching a large-scale distribution activity of "capturing men and giving them foundation-building pills", they all came across the ocean.
I won’t talk about the ones that are closer, but a little further away there is a gold brick monster, which claims to be the love brick between Alexander the Great and Hephaestion, and shares a lot of exotic elements.
Of course, the most exaggerated thing is that even a great god who had not appeared for many years showed up in a mask and said that he was now in the reincarnation of cultivating immortals and was in need of foundation-building pills. He was willing to exchange the "Book of Destroying Heaven and Earth" that he had treasured for many years for 300 foundation-building pills.
Soon, Wang Yanyan gave away all of Ming Huan's foundation-building pills in exchange for a large amount of tutorial learning materials and evil skills.
Ten days later, Wang Yanyan finally worked out a new routine, and improved it based on Simon's specific situation. He presented it to Ming Huan with both hands.
"Master Demon, this plan embodies all the wisdom and techniques of lovemaking from ancient and modern times, both Chinese and foreign... You will definitely be able to win!" Wang Yanyan said confidently, "Even Teacher Simon would not be able to withstand such an attack. He would be completely bewildered and fall in love with you from the inside out, from his mind to his soul and body."
Ming Huan nodded with satisfaction. He flipped through these things casually and thought that Simon would find them very useful.
That night, Ming Huan stood in front of the mirror in his hall, looking at his own reflection.
Very good, he has already trained himself to change his eyes, which tend to widen from time to time, into a look that is arrogant and sexy.
He was wearing a light gray windbreaker, and in order not to cause psychological trauma to Simon, he gave up his usual dark style and chose a warm-colored sweater.
"Sir, psychologists actually need more psychological care than ordinary people, so furry and warm things are more likely to touch their hearts." Ming Huan recalled Wang Yanyan's words and felt that they made a lot of sense.
Every time he turned into a cat, Simon couldn't let go and kissed and hugged it.
After taking a good look at every detail of his body, Ming Huan curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and a black mist rose up with full confidence, and then he disappeared in the black mist.
A moment later, outside the Monster Psychological Clinic, a cold yet gentle man, wearing a light gray cloak and a warm scarf, with his hands in his pockets, stared fixedly at the orange-yellow halo radiating from the clinic.
He must be working hard and maybe tired, so I asked him in a gentle and low voice in his ear if he wanted to relax. This must be what he needs most!
Ming Huan thought silently, then raised his foot and was about to take a step forward when he saw a man walking towards him in a coquettish and enchanting manner.
The man - wearing a gray cloak and a warm-colored scarf, with a wicked smile on his lips and sharp eyebrows slanting into his temples, looked cold and gentle.
Damn it! Who is so blind that he wears the same clothes as me?
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