Zibai Zhenren sat in mid-air, his hair smooth and black, his mustache exquisitely detailed. A cloud of white mist enveloped him. Just as the sun rose, it spread out behind him, resembling the Buddha's light. Zhao Lingling and Yue Ai, standing beside him, looked like the boy and dragon girl who distribute wealth, standing beside the Buddha.
However, during the period of the Upper Cave, the Buddha had not yet been born, so people did not recognize the Buddha's light at all, and did not think there was anything wrong with the boy who distributes wealth and the dragon girl being around the Buddha.
But even though I didn't recognize it, I still felt its magnificence and shock, and thought it was a miracle.
So they named this light the Purple White True Light.
Under the illumination of the purple-white true light, the group of people from the cave on the top of the mountain, men and women, young and old, all came. Some of them held stone spears, some held stone axes, and some held the bone spurs of strange fish as weapons, and their shouts were deafening.
"Hoho! This territory is ours! Get out of here!"
"Hoohoo! We need lots of women to give birth to our babies!"
"Hehe! Give us all the food for the winter!"
They were shouting and making all kinds of threatening expressions, with patterns of various colors painted on their faces. It was like a group of demons dancing wildly!
Simon knew it was not good when he saw this scene. True Man Zibai could now fly into the sky, so how could the Nirvana clan possibly be able to resist him?
Love life, cherish life and stay away from war!
So he quickly grabbed the young clan leader Nie, who was about to lead the clan members to fight against the cultivators, and said, "We can't defeat them. Agree first and then think of other ways. Fighting head-on is just suicide!"
Then he dragged Nie half a step, and heard Nie ask with a smile: "Do you care about me?"
Simon nodded vigorously, then shook his head vigorously: "I don't want to die either! Master Zibai is a psychopath! Personality disorders are not easy to deal with!"
"Simon!" The young patriarch gazed lovingly at the young man who had descended from the sky to heal him. "I'm not afraid. I'm willing to fight for you to the end! Give me a kiss, and I'll have unlimited power!"
"Can we not discuss this matter for now?" Simon had already caught a glimpse of Master Zibai making a gesture with one hand.
"No! I want to say it now! I like to be in the most intense moment, do the most intense things, and drink the strongest wine!"
Light Blue hung around Simon's neck, and now she actually cooperated by twisting her body into a heart shape: "Wow~! Master, your romantic encounter is coming!"
Simon felt a wave of despair.
Nirvana had already hugged him, and held him very tightly.
He wanted to refuse, but found that everyone around him was looking at him.
But you can't agree to it, right?
At this critical moment, should I tell her, "Let's discuss this issue next time?" or "What is the deep meaning behind your request?"
Before Simon could think clearly, the young patriarch's lips came up to him. Her face flushed slightly with excitement, and there was a hint of shyness in her eyes. Simon pushed her away reflexively and said firmly: "Impossible!"
The expression on the young patriarch's face was frozen in excitement, happiness, shyness, timidity, and disappointment that she didn't have time to hide. Then, she collapsed... collapsed... and fell to the ground with a thud.
Simon: ...He fainted just like that! He really did! I can't deny it!
The old patriarch, upon seeing this, burst into tears, "You unlucky star! Nie is the strongest fighter in our clan!"
Nie's brothers grabbed Simon and said, "Hurry up and wake her up with a kiss!"
Some particularly strong women pushed their way through the crowd and rushed forward, "You're going too far! What's wrong with agreeing to marry our clan leader? What's wrong with agreeing to spend the wedding night with her? Will she let you get pregnant?!"
"That's right, it won't hurt you!!!"
Simon felt that group counseling might be needed here, but the situation had gotten out of control. Everyone didn't care about the invader in the cave, and they all spit on Simon, and some even started throwing stones at him.
"There's no use keeping a man who refuses to have children with our clan leader!"
"Winter is coming and we can't waste food!!"
Simon: ... It's really hard to explain primitive people... I'd better drag Xiao Hei away from this troubled place as soon as possible! Xiao Hei, where is Xiao Hei?
The entire scene was in chaos. The Nie tribe was chasing Simon, and the Shandingdong tribe was chasing the Nie tribe. Zibai Zhenren sat on the clouds and laughed, "Just a bunch of rabble! I will ascend right here!!"
Simon ran so badly that one of his shoes fell off. In order to stimulate his athletic ability, Light Blue played him an athlete's march. However, he still failed to run away and was surrounded by the Nirvana tribe.
"Hurry! Get married!"
"Quick! Kiss our clan leader to wake him up!"
"Hurry! We want to keep an eye on your bridal chamber!"
Simon said weakly, "Everyone calm down. Our enemies are outside. We can resolve the internal conflicts later, okay?"
“No! Now!” the old patriarch roared, leaning on his crutch.
However, at this moment, a loud roar sounded: "Meow~!"
Ming Huan, who was sleeping on the altar, slowly stood up, arched his waist, and the hair on his back stood up, and he roared towards the earth.
Everyone, including the cavemen who chased here, looked at the huge creature on the altar in amazement.
The behemoth's eyes hadn't opened yet, but the roar from its throat had already shaken the ground.
"Monster! The monster is about to show its power!" Everyone trembled and retreated.
Only Simon came forward with Light Blue: "Xiao Hei, how are you?"
The huge black cat did not answer his master's words. He just stretched out his two paws, lowered his back, tilted his head to the sky, and then roared again.
"Oh my god, this is a monster asking the sky!"
The old patriarch was very unhappy: "This is the totem of our Nie clan! It is calling upon the power of heaven! Prepare to die!"
However, the next moment, the huge black holy object arched its back again, and its four claws supported the ground with force.
Light Blue was trembling a little: "Master, this must be the great devil who destroyed the world. He heard you just talking about getting married and kissing, and he got angry!"
Simon: "You're overthinking it! He's obviously just waking up and stretching!"
Then, Ming Huan once again put his front paws forward on the ground and stretched his back hard.
Sure enough, cat pose stretching, stretching.
After stretching, Ming Huan slowly opened his eyes. His emerald green eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of light. His pink nose sniffed the air, and then his beard trembled.
"The spiritual energy of heaven and earth is so abundant! I have come to a good place! Meow~!"
It was a good dream! In the dream, there were many dried fish, lying on Simon’s lap, and he was petting me while I ate the dried fish.
But when I woke up from the dream...
A group of people surrounded him, shouting and yelling, a huge energy fluctuation in the distance, and...his pet Simon was doing something he didn't know what to do. Instead of catching fish for him, he just looked confused and dazed! !
The black cat narrowed its eyes and meowed at the group of stupid-looking humans, who all knelt down.
A trembling old woman, leaning on a cane, walked towards Ming Huan and kowtowed, "Great God, we have been bullied by those people in the cave for a long time. Please help us punish those foolish humans!"
A tall and strong man also knelt on one knee before Ming Huan and said, "Great and holy gods, they have stolen a lot of our winter food. Please help us get it back."
Ming Huan glanced at the group of people and twitched his beard: "What does your business have to do with me?"
"You are our totem and the god we worship!" Everyone raised their hands and shouted.
Ming Huan shook his tail and didn't intend to pay attention to these people.
As a result, they continued to cry out: "Your servant Simon is going to marry our patriarch Nie, and you are also our master!"
Ming Huan:!!!
"Is this true?" The black cat was obviously in a bad mood.
Simon: "I was forced to do this. There's a woman here who's sick and I have to cure her!"
"Using the same method as in the bridal chamber?!"
The black giant cat was angry. Simon was speechless. He couldn't explain it clearly to the cat, but why did he have to explain so much to his pet? !
Ming Huan snorted in his place: "You said I am a god??"
Everyone nodded vigorously.
"God needs sacrifices to do his work!"
Everyone nodded vigorously: "We will serve beef, mutton, and even boys..."
"I want this person as a sacrifice!" Ming Huan raised his claws and pointed at Simon, "Don't try to defile my sacrifice!!"
Everyone was in a dilemma and hesitant. Nie was still counting on Simon to be revived and fight!
In the end, the old patriarch, who was knowledgeable and insightful, solved all the problems with one sentence: "Great God, you come and go as you please. If you are willing to be our patron saint, we are willing to offer Simon as a sacrifice for you to enjoy!"
Hearing the word "enjoy", Ming Huan's beard trembled again, and his red tongue couldn't help but stick out and lick his lips.
"What happened to you?"
"The gang in the cave on the top of the mountain..." Before everyone could finish their words, a black shadow flashed past them and rushed out.
By the time they landed, the huge cat-shaped relic had disappeared. A black-haired man dressed in black stood outside the temple, looking particularly handsome and tall against the light.
The corners of the man's mouth curled up slightly, and a casual smile appeared on his perfect face that looked like it was carved out of a stone axe.
"Before I come back, wash and dress the offering for me. Don't let him get away!"
Everyone knelt down and while doing so, they did not forget to grab Simon with their hands and feet, holding him tightly.
"Don't worry, great god. We will dress him up and send him to your residence!"
Simon was caught by the crowd and fell down, his face pressed to the ground. This time, no matter what he said, it was useless.
Only the old patriarch smacked his lips and said, "Be careful, don't damage the face of the sacrifice! Otherwise, the great god will be unhappy!"
"Old Patriarch, what should we do now?"
"Bring the sacrifice. If the great god can bless us, we will offer the sacrifice!"
"What if I can't?"
"Of course it's used to treat the young patriarch!"
Simon finally discovered a problem - even a psychologist is speechless and helpless when facing ignorant humans.
Light Blue put her hand close to Simon's ear and said sympathetically, "If you had known this would happen, why did you do it in the first place?"
"What happened then? What happens now?"
"Back then, Xiao Hei obeyed the young patriarch. Now, he might be snoring in his sleep!"
"Is there a difference between the young patriarch and Xiao Hei?"
Light Blue sighed: "Of course, one of you fucks someone, the other fucks you, how can it be the same!"
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