"So! What happened?!" Simon said. "Just because of a fish, a piece of mud? Your inner demon has been turned into this state, and you, Master Zibai, haven't been able to ascend in 30,000 years?"
The inner demon and Master Zibai were suddenly shocked.
They looked at each other, then at each other, and then at each other again.
After three glances, they suddenly felt that this matter was ridiculous.
This is ridiculous!!
Is there anything more ridiculous than this in the world?!
"You've all lived for 30,000 years. You should know that the world outside has turned upside down." Simon said, "A fish and a piece of mud are not important!"
"But I think it's very important!" Xinmo and Zibai Zhenren said in unison.
"It's something else that's important!" Simon said. "You all know that!"
The inner demon couldn't utter a word.
True Man Zibai also remained silent.
I don't know how long it took, the two of them just looked at each other.
The inner demon suddenly raised his hand and slapped Master Zibai hard. It was so fast and accurate that Ming Huan, who was almost asleep, had no time to react before the slap was delivered.
"You're the devil!" the inner demon said. "I'm clearly a divine beast! But you've tortured me into this horrible state, turning me into an inner demon!"
True Man Zibai didn't say anything. He stared at the inner demon for a moment before suddenly saying, "I don't want to forgive you at all! You killed my people, you killed my mother! All because of this winter, this winter, there was only one fish! A piece of mud!"
The inner demon was stunned for a moment and then suddenly laughed.
"I forgive you!" The inner demon grinned. "I know you don't want to forgive me. You've tortured me all these years. Even after 30,000 years, I can't make you forget... I can't make you forget the mistakes you made."
Master Zibai cried out.
Tears flowed like a river.
I can't stop it.
Those tears flowed onto the inner demon's body, and the blood on the inner demon's body was washed away by the tears, becoming increasingly lighter and lighter.
Finally, when all the blood was washed away, Master Zibai was surprised to find that the inner demon had skin.
It grew a new layer of skin, white, crystal clear, and covered with scales.
"How could I forget the mistakes I made?" Zibai Zhenren said sadly, "They all died because of my hunger and greed!"
The inner demon, maybe it's time to change its name. Scales grew on its body, and its four hands turned into hooves. Its thin body was slowly growing bigger and stronger, becoming like a lion.
It walked to the side of Master Zibai and rubbed his head against him.
True Man Zibai hugged his inner demon and burst into tears.
When he had let out all his sorrow and sadness, the dark sky seemed to be torn in half by a ray of light. The light shone directly on Master Zibai, illuminating both him and his inner demons.
That is, golden light.
True Man Zibai knew that the moment he had been waiting for for thirty thousand years was finally coming.
He sat cross-legged, and his inner demon sat beside him.
The golden light enveloped them, and then their skin and hair began to change little by little, from purple and white to gold.
The scene was so amazing that Simon was stunned.
The spiritual center opens up and golden light shines in.
The golden body was thus cast.
Finally, the golden light faded, and True Man Zibai sat up from the ground. His inner demon beside him, or should we call it the mythical beast Pixiu now, also stood up.
They walked up to Simon together and bowed deeply to him.
"Thank you, doctor," said Master Zibai. "There's nothing in this world I can't let go of. I can give you everything I have as payment!"
The Pixiu opened its mouth and began to spit out things.
Magical weapon, flying sword, stone pot, spirit beast bag, and a fish bone needle.
Master Zibai picked up the fish bone needle and handed it to Simon.
"This is a magical tool for traveling through time and space. This is the consultation fee you requested."
"Why is it a fish bone needle?"
Zibai Zhenren was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "This fish bone is from the fish I ate. This needle was polished by my mother."
Simon solemnly accepted the fish bone needle and suddenly understood.
"In fact, you have always wanted to come back here. Even if you don't cultivate immortality, even if you don't want immortality, you still want this fish bone needle, because traveling through time and space can help you undo the mistakes you made in the past."
Master Zibai smiled and rubbed the head of the Pixiu beside him.
"But people have to look forward. Time cannot be reversed. Even if it could be reversed, if I can't see the inner demon, if I don't know it, it will still be the inner demon. It tortures me day and night, and I torture it day and night too!"
"What now?" Simon asked.
"Now... winter is coming soon. If possible, I ask you to help me take care of the people in the cave on top of the mountain so that they can get through that terrible and harsh winter I remember. That winter when I was beaten to a bloody pulp and nearly skinned alive by my tribe because I stole a fish."
True Man Zibai ascended to heaven three days later.
That day was the first snow of the winter. Amidst the falling snow, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck the sky without any warning.
Then he ascended, leaving everyone looking up at the sky: "Look! Zibai has become a god!!"
"Did the gods leave behind any legacy? We must worship them!"
But the black cat stared at the people in the cave on the top of the mountain.
Everyone became obedient.
How could the consultation fee promised by Master Zibai himself be given to someone else? ! !
Light Blue happily ordered the things left by Master Zibai and said happily, "Great, Master, we've made a lot of money this time!"
Simon looked at the young man wearing a plaid shirt and thick black-rimmed glasses and felt it necessary to conduct psychological education for his staff.
"So you used the lightning to charge yourself up and then turned human? You should use your electricity sparingly! Do you know where this time-traveling device will take us?"
"Of course he took us back!"
Simon rolled his eyes at Light Blue and said, "What if we're going to another world without electricity?"
"I can charge it with solar power!"
Simon glanced at Xiao Hei and said, "Xiao Hei, what are you going to do?"
Ming Huan thought for a moment and flicked his tail. "There are so many spiritual stones and spiritual energy here. I'll at least survive the winter and recover my magic power before going back!"
Simon thought it made sense. Not only that, he also saw that his junior sister Zhao Lingling and Yue Ai had dug another small hole in the cave on the top of the mountain as their new home.
"Senior, this winter has just begun!" Ever since True Man Zibai ascended to heaven, Zhao Lingling finally realized that her level of psychological therapy was indeed not good enough!
Even if you were once the top scholar, it won’t work!
"Stay here and teach me!" Zhao Lingling said sincerely, "I think the chief of the Nie tribe still needs follow-up treatment. If I can calm her down, she won't come to ruin your good fortune with Lord Demon!"
Simon: ...Junior Sister, this mentality of yours is unacceptable! It's unacceptable!
Having said that, Simon stayed here for the entire winter.
This winter is indeed very, very cold. According to Qianlan's speculation, it is the coldest winter in human history.
Food was also extremely hard to find. Even Simon had been hungry for several days. He finally felt what Zibai Zhenren felt when he took the risk for a piece of Guanyin soil.
Fortunately, the Demon Lord is here. Although there is nothing for plants to eat, there is always meat.
When the Demon Lord is not practicing, he can go to the Arctic Ocean to catch salmon and go to the Indian Ocean to catch shark fins. Although Simon felt that she had gone through the most difficult winter, Nie said that this was the happiest winter she had ever experienced.
Zhao Lingling has taken over Nie's case, and she still has a lot of work to do.
But the level of this top-ranked junior sister was still far behind Simon, so when winter passed and spring came, Nie started to get sick again.
"Doctor Simon!" Nie, with a bunch of blooming winter jasmine flowers pinned to her ear, stood shyly in front of Simon. "Spring is here! Why don't we have a baby? I'm the strongest and most beautiful woman here. I can give birth to a baby with you and run all over the mountains!"
A tall, handsome man appeared out of nowhere beside Simon, put his arm around Simon's shoulders forcefully, glanced at Nie from the corner of his eyes, then pulled Simon into his arms and kissed him right in front of Nie.
Nirvana: …I might as well pass out!! Why the hell am I not passing out!! Why can’t I pass out?!
After Ming Huan finished the kiss, Nie could only watch helplessly and could not faint.
Ming Huan said, "You won't have the chance to have a baby with him because we're leaving soon!"
"Leave?" Nie was surprised. "Where are you going?"
Simon pushed Ming Huan away and said to Nie, "Yes, we plan to leave here tomorrow. We are all ready. We will go back to where we came from."
Nie uttered an "oh" and asked nervously, "Will Zhao Lingling stay?"
Now Zhao Lingling is her psychologist, and she is more worried about this.
Simon said, "Yes, she and Yue Ai have decided to stay. The spiritual energy here is very abundant, and she can practice without eating humans. If she goes back, she will have to eat humans..."
Nie shuddered all over and felt that maybe he didn't need a psychologist anymore!
"Since you are leaving tomorrow, you can still stay with me in the bridal chamber tonight, right?" Nie said.
But Ming Huan stepped forward and took Simon's hand: "If not tomorrow, then now!"
"Now?" Simon and Nie were both surprised.
Ming Huan snorted, "What else? God knows if they'll get you drunk tonight! Will something unforeseen happen?"
"I haven't told Qianlan about this yet, he is not prepared at all!" Simon wanted to struggle. He had lived here for a while and was a little reluctant to leave. In his spare time, he even wore a Baker necklace!
Ming Huan then took out the tablet from his pocket and said, "Qian Lan is a demon. Do you think he dares to disobey the Demon Lord?"
"Hey! Give me a break... Don't just leave like that! I'm not ready yet!"
But the time and space magic weapon had been activated, and the huge fishbone needle emitted a purple light in the air. Simon was hugged by Ming Huan around the waist and jumped onto the fishbone needle.
Light distorts before them and time stands still before them.
Just a snap of the fingers, shorter than a snap of the fingers.
Nie was the only one left on the grassland of the original primitive tribe.
She stared blankly at everything that was happening in mid-air, then she turned her head and saw her tribe.
She felt a little sad that someone left her like this.
But when she saw her tribe, especially when her tribe had developed to the cave on the top of the mountain, her heart was filled with infinite satisfaction.
"I, Nie, will lead my tribe to live forever on this land! That black cat will forever be the totem of our tribe and will be passed down."
When Simon opened his eyes again, he found himself standing in front of a cave.
The cave looked familiar, and there was a railing around it. It was dawn, and a staff member came over yawning.
Simon looked left and right, and then shed a string of tears of emotion!
Yes, I'm back!
Back!
Although... the place we returned to was still the cave on top of the mountain!!
"Hey, it's not open yet! Buy a ticket to visit!" The staff member said to Simon rudely. Simon nodded vigorously, and a black cat jumped out of his purse and meowed.
There was a pair of headphones hanging around the black cat's neck. One man, one cat, and one pair of headphones all went down the mountain obediently.
When he walked to the ticket office, Simon discovered that this was the ruins of the Shandian Cave.
So he said, "Would you like to buy a ticket and take a look?"
Ming Huan was very unhappy. He snorted and bit Simon's trouser leg directly.
What are you visiting? Are you still obsessed with Nirvana? Humph! Hurry and go home to me!
Of course, Simon couldn't go home with Ming Huan. He first went to find Colonel Huo. It was he who brought him to the capital to discuss the problem of demons causing chaos. Now that he was back, he had to go find him.
To Simon's surprise, there had been no rumors of any explosions in the suburbs of Beijing, and even the time was the day he had just arrived in Beijing!
This magical tool for traveling through time and space... I can only say that Master Zibai is very good at choosing!
It was still in that conference room, and there were still a few cultivators and human monks.
The difference is that there is a cat next to Simon, lying on his laptop.
Colonel Huo said, "There's been a lot of demonic activity lately, so I've gathered everyone here to discuss what's going on."
As a result, the Demon Lord who was lying on the table let out a "meow".
Simon quickly reached out and petted the cat to quiet him down.
Colonel Huo added, "We made an appointment with Master Zibai to come, why hasn't he arrived yet?!"
The black cat meows again!
Simon quickly petted the cat and said, "I know Master Zibai. He's been on Earth for 30,000 years. I guess he recently had a great enlightenment and ascended to heaven?"
Colonel Huo said, "That gives me a new idea. Simon, don't you run a monster clinic? Hurry up and help those monsters solve their psychological problems so they can ascend to heaven sooner and wreak havoc on higher planes!"
Simon: ...
Black cat: Meow~!
Strangely enough, although Colonel Huo's meeting did not produce any effective way to deal with the chaos in the demon world, the demon world suddenly calmed down after the meeting!
Some monks’ forums also published various speculations.
But the final guess was broken by the solid post on the monster forum!
The Demon Lord has issued a new order requiring us to familiarize ourselves with cognitive therapy.
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"I went to Dr. Simon's yesterday. He developed a sand tray therapy for monsters. Everyone, go try it!"
Colonel Huo looked at the posts on the monster forum, which had changed from "Killing a few monks and Taoists" to "It is very important to have a healthy mind, otherwise your ascension will be stuck", and he was thoughtful.
On this day, Simon was treating a turtle spirit for insomnia, and a black cat was lazily lying on his windowsill basking in the sun.
The turtle demon yelled angrily, "You son of a bitch, I've been to your place three times and you still can't sleep! Give me back my money!"
Black Cat was no longer surprised by such things. He could now deal with it properly when his beloved doctor was scolded by his little demons.
That turtle spirit was practicing Ziwu Qigong. After reaching the first level, he no longer needed to sleep. Yet, he came to see a psychologist for insomnia. It was obvious that he was sick!
Simon was no longer surprised by this kind of thing, and said calmly, "Well, it's okay. We'll talk about why you're suffering from insomnia when you're not sleepy next time."
The turtle spirit shook its shell desperately: "No, no! Now!"
"Now is the time!"
"I don't care, I want it now!!"
"The time has really come, and my guests are waiting for me!"
The turtle demon turned his head and saw a cockroach monster nearby, so he had to leave with hatred.
Simon took a sip of water and before he could catch his breath, he started the cockroach monster.
"Tell me, what's the matter with you?"
The cockroach monster whimpered: "Teacher, don't you recognize me? I am Wang Yanyan!!! Help!!" Wang Yanyan grabbed Simon's trouser leg and refused to let go.
Simon was shocked: "You turned out to be a cockroach!"
Wang Yanyan cried, "No, no, teacher, I'm the only one who can save you now! Do you still remember my client? The one who wanted to chase the male god! He is your cat! Your cat is the Demon Lord! The Demon Lord said that I cheated him out of money through false sales, so he locked me in the body of a cockroach monster. Teacher, you have to save me!"
Simon: ...
He turned his head to look at his black cat, which had run out at some point and was catching sparrows beside the flower bed in the sunset.
Simon said earnestly, "I've given you so many plans! You can't even handle such a small thing? It's time to change careers!!"
Wang Yanyan's face was filled with tears: Teacher, please don't be so cold and heartless. If you don't consider the face of the Demon Lord, at least consider my face! !
Wang Yanyan left this hateful psychological clinic with resentment. He felt that if this continued, his heart would become twisted!
After the day's diagnosis and treatment were over, Simon sat on a bench in the small garden outside, tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and enjoyed the rare warm sunset.
A shadow fell over him, blocking out the sun.
Simon opened his eyes and saw a tall, handsome man with green eyes. He had one hand on his ear and was bending over to look at him.
Simon said, "Blackie!"
The corners of Ming Huan's mouth curled up slightly, and this smile was extremely seductive, exactly the kind Simon liked best.
"Let me be your cat! Okay?" Ming Huan's voice was low and gentle, with magnetism and unquestionable strength, which easily touched Simon's heartstrings.
Simon found himself moved.
Then he quickly... analyzed himself.
Finally, he looked up and said, "So, have you carefully read Wang Yanyan's plan?"
Ming Huan raised his eyebrows, a smile in his eyes. Of course he had seen it before! Not only that, he had also practiced it many times in private.
At this moment, he suddenly stretched out his hand, picked up Simon by the waist, and strode into Simon's room.
"Hey! What are you doing!!" Simon suddenly realized something and became panicked.
Ming Huan smiled slightly: "Of course, I will follow the plan that Mr. Simon personally formulated to chase the male god!"
“No… No!! Absolutely not!!”
Ming Huan held Simon down, his eyes filled with attachment and admiration. He gently kissed Simon's earlobe and whispered, "When the man says no and blushes, what he means is... don't say anything, kiss me!"
Simon: "No... Shit... Ugh..."
The kiss continued, the intensity undiminished. Simon felt that he had fallen into countless pits in his life, but the biggest one was definitely one he had dug himself!
A week later, Wang Yanyan regained his human form and happily came to see Simon again.
"Teacher Simon, I believe you truly love me!"
Simon was puzzled: "Why?"
"I begged you that day, and you obeyed the Demon Lord. Then, the Demon Lord was so happy that he put me back into my physical body and paid me 3,000 yuan a day for consulting! I made a fortune, hahaha!"
Simon felt something was wrong, and his psychiatrist's intuition told him to stop talking about this right now!
But Wang Yanyan will not stop, he will never stop!
"Teacher Simon, to thank you, I decided to give you a big red envelope when you get married!!"
"Get married?! Wait, what did you say?!!"
Wang Yanyan was shocked. "The Demon Lord has already returned to the Demon Palace to prepare for the wedding! All the monsters know about it! Teacher Simon, have you been kept in the dark? I heard that the Demon Palace's bedroom has a three-meter-wide round bed, and the floor is covered with red carpets and rose petals!!"
Simon suddenly stood up and felt that he could not go on like this.
He grabbed the computer on the table and rushed out, but when the door opened, he bumped into Ming Huan.
"Let's get married, Simon!" Ming Huan said.
Simon: "No! Don't!"
"You're blushing again!" Ming Huan said, "You mentioned it in the plan you personally formulated. In this case, just drag her to the bridal chamber..."
"You dare!"
"Anything I dare not do, no matter where I go?" Ming Huan raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly. "Doctor, you are a bit hypocritical. You should learn how to express yourself in a consistent way!"
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