The six shadow guardians looked at each other in silence.
Since when did the Demon Lord start eating dried fish before killing people and stealing treasures?!
The shadow guardian, who had seen many storms, could only watch his master sneak into the doctor's residence through the balcony security net, and then come out with two bags of dried fish in his mouth.
The six shadows put on a guardian posture to help the Demon Lord eat the dried fish.
After the Demon Lord had eaten his fill of dried fish, he felt tired and took a nap on the windowsill.
He had originally planned to start eating the doctor after waking up, but when he woke up, he found himself lying on the doctor's thighs with his pink belly exposed.
The doctor even poked his belly with his slender fingers, and said in a low voice with a hint of anger: "Look, you are so young, how can you eat so much at once? Don't do this again in the future."
The Demon Lord shouted, thinking: "Haha, what's two bags of dried fish? I'm planning to eat you later!"
Just then there was a knock at the door, so the doctor stood up, picked up his cat, looked around, dragged a chair over, climbed onto the chair, and tiptoed to put the cat on an old blanket on top of the bookshelf.
"Stay here and digest your food. After I finish seeing the last patient today, I'll come and talk to you about stealing the dried fish!" Simon rubbed the kitten's head, then let go and climbed down from the chair.
After settling the little black cat, Simon dragged the chair back to its original position, took two deep breaths, and entered the state of a psychiatrist.
Simon opened the door and smiled at the beautiful woman outside: "You're here~!"
The black cat on top of the bookshelf burped at the same moment.
The six shadow guardians immediately surrounded the Demon Lord to protect him who had eaten too much.
"Your Majesty, are you still eating that doctor? Or should we just go back like this?"
"Burp, wait until your stomach is empty before eating. I have finally come out here, so I should eat enough before leaving!" Ming Huan said while touching his stomach with his paw.
Oh, this damn place with so little spiritual energy. Back then, I could have swallowed ten cows in one gulp and not felt full. This time, I was reduced to my original form. I just ate two extra bags of dried fish, and I—I was bloated!
I don't know which path to take if I want to practice cultivation in this world. This little kitten state is really too unbearable for the Devil Lord who destroys the world.
The little black cat turned over on top of the bookshelf, rested its chin on its paws, and looked down at the clinic.
Shabby, simple, and not up to standard.
It’s far inferior to my own magic palace!
Not only does the doctor look decent, he is also a human being after all.
But what about that pretty woman lying on the examination chair? Isn't she a little demon who should be under his care?
Not only that, the Demon Lord saw through the true form of the little demon with low cultivation at a glance - a mediocre, stupid snake with no foundation.
At this moment, this stupid snake not only did not practice well, but also foolishly confessed its love to humans not long after entering the door.
Qingqing, lying on the examination sofa, had her heart beating rapidly. Her originally fair face was now flushed. Her head was slightly tilted, and her eyes greedily followed the young and handsome doctor.
"Doctor Simon... I... I feel like, since our last treatment, I've... fallen in love with you."
The Demon Lord, standing on top of the bookshelf and looking down at everything, snorted coldly.
Idiot! Snakes are just that stupid, so their cultivation is also very limited.
The last snake to fall in love with a human was one who had been practicing for thousands of years. It seems that he fell in love with a guy named Xu Xian, causing a sensation in the city.
Ming Huan remembered very clearly that at that time, the snake named Bai Suzhen not only suffered a sharp drop in her Taoism for Xu Xian, but also risked her life to break into the Demon Palace and beg him to save her lover.
However, the Demon Lord, who was obsessed with cultivation and planning to break through the God Transformation Stage, had no interest in this kind of human-demon romance. He just snorted coldly and officially went into seclusion.
Ming Huan didn't know what happened to the White Snake in the end, but he could tell from the hair on its paws that it definitely didn't ascend to heaven and achieve enlightenment!
Now?
Ming Huan glanced coldly at the snake lying on the sofa.
Her foundation is not as good as Bai Suzhen's, her breed is not up to par, and her cultivation is even worse than Bai Niangzi's. Instead of studying the "Complete Guide to Cultivation" she wrote, she actually wants to learn to fall in love like a snake. She really deserves to be punished!
Ming Huan licked his paws and casually ordered, "I'm hungry, so make me a braised snake to fill my stomach! Burp!"
"Your Majesty, you are still burping..." The Shadow Guardian kindly reminded, "And you are going to eat people soon."
The black cat impatiently twitched its ears, furrowing its brows in displeasure. He swung his tail, wondering how he could find the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, regain his Dharma body, and transform himself anew, roaming the universe, reigning supreme. Most importantly—how could he digest his food quickly, leaving room for more food?
The doctors and patients in the clinic had no idea that the world's most terrifying demon was lying on the bookshelf. They were concentrating on discussing the condition.
"Sorry... I'm a little confused... Qingqing, were you just saying... that you, fell in love with me?" Simon was so surprised that the pen in his hand almost dropped.
He asked this question in a calm tone as much as possible, his mind racing at the same time.
It is very common for patients to fall in love with their psychologists. In fact, there is a professional term in psychology to describe this situation: transference.
All emotions a patient has towards a psychologist, whether love or hate, can be called transference, which is a very common phenomenon in psychotherapy.
It would take ten days and ten nights to explain why this phenomenon occurs.
It would take ten days and ten nights to explain how to deal with this phenomenon.
However, those are all human beings. When it comes to human psychotherapy, although Simon cannot be said to be very familiar with dealing with such matters, he does have some experience.
However, when the object is a snake...
Can you understand a snake falling in love with a human, transcending species isolation?
Simon just couldn't understand the love between a human and a demon.
Therefore, even when it is difficult to understand, it is very important to maintain a professional attitude, carefully examine, and actively understand the patient's inner world.
"When you say love, do you mean wanting to swallow me up and fill your stomach?" Simon wanted to confirm the snake spirit's definition of love.
Qingqing shook her head.
The Demon Lord on top of the bookshelf licked his nose unnaturally.
"That is... you want me to get you something delicious? For example... um, dried fish... Oh, no, sorry, I don't quite know what snakes eat." Simon began to rack his brains.
Qingqing shook her head. The snake spirit’s definition of love was not so superficial.
But on top of the bookshelf, the Demon Lord, who had just eaten two bags of dried fish and was still digesting his food, hid his claws under his belly unnaturally.
"What is that? Sorry, could you describe it in detail? I'm afraid I misunderstood." Simon said sincerely.
Qingqing then glanced at the young doctor sitting in the chair and whispered, "That's right, when I see you, I get excited... I get nervous... My heart starts pounding. I want to sleep next to you, I want to kiss you, I want to do the things we want to do..."
As Qingqing spoke, her face turned red, and later, her face turned into a ripe red peach.
She lay on the examination chair and secretly glanced at the doctor sitting diagonally behind her.
That handsome human doctor, who looked so gentle and refined, seemed to be slightly relieved.
Simon was indeed, relieved.
Very good, this snake is not hungry and wants to swallow me, nor does it want me to give it human flesh to eat, it just wants to have sex with me.
Anyway, Simon wouldn't have sex with a snake, so there was no pressure in solving this problem.
"Well, you know, there's a rule that doctors and patients can't have romantic relationships. Otherwise, my license to practice medicine would be revoked." Simon began his businesslike manner, his tactics perfectly executed. It's always right to state your position and the rules at the outset.
"Yeah, I know." Qingqing said in a low voice.
"I believe that this matter is bothering you." Then express deep understanding so that the patient will not feel too bad after being rejected.
"Yes, it's very troublesome." Qingqing said.
"So, my responsibility is to help you solve your psychological problems. Are you willing to cooperate with me on this issue?" Simon asked.
It is obvious that this snake's love is too strange. It doesn't make sense that it would start falling in love if it doesn't want to eat people anymore. There must be something behind this. If you really believe that "the snake spirit falls in love with me", then you are a fool!
Simon thought to himself.
Qingqing nodded. At this moment, she felt that the doctor was extremely gentle and considerate, and his voice was deep. He was simply the perfect lover.
Therefore, if such a lover has any requests, I will of course try my best to cooperate.
"Okay, let's see when did this feeling you have for me begin? I remember we talked about it last time - snakes have no sense of taste." Simon began to trace the root of the problem.
The snake demon also tried his best to cooperate.
The Demon Lord on top of the bookshelf felt so bored by the scene in front of him that he almost fell asleep.
So the little black cat yawned, rested its chin on its paws, and fell asleep.
Several shadow guardians looked at each other.
"Didn't you say you wanted to eat people?"
"Didn't we agree to eat braised snake?"
"Hush... Lord Demon was so sad that he fell asleep!"
"Too sad?"
"Yes!! I'll bet a small dried fish that the Demon Lord must have fallen in love with that snake spirit, so he can't stand seeing her confessing her love and flirting with others!"
"Ah...ah...that seems to make sense...so do we still need to catch the snake and braise it?"
“…”
The little black cat dozed off and had a dream. In the dream, there was a huge white python with a human head and a snake body. It was covered in blood and lay at its feet, crying softly: "Master Demon, I was wrong! I shouldn't have fallen in love with a human. This is the stupidest mistake... Please help me..."
The Demon King in the dream was terrifying, with no expression on his face. He just snorted softly: "Why are you telling me all this? I don't understand love."
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