In fact, Zhuchuan had no intention of actively adding the monkey back, but a small accident happened half an hour ago -
Half an hour ago.
At that time, Chu Chuan had just finished typing, and was happily sharing the bloody plot of the Korean drama he was watching with his "best friend" Jiang Yucheng, and was talking about "The male protagonist fell from the sky and slapped the car that was about to fall off the cliff. Fuck, this is okay. Aliens are used as Superman. The screenwriter has lost his brain for Mary Sue." At this time, the afterglow of his eyes suddenly flashed wildly...
Zhuochuan was stunned for a moment: Ever since he deleted a certain monkey, his secondary Q account hasn't been so active for a long time.
When he clicked on it, he found that the person who was speaking was Ah Gui. Zhu Chuan couldn't tell what he was thinking at the time. He raised his eyebrows and read Ah Gui's seven or eight consecutive messages.
[The ghost behind you: Have you returned from your business trip, boss? ]
[The ghost behind you: Damn, there has been no movement for so many days, you didn’t reply to QQ messages or add Monkey back. What’s wrong with you? Optimistically speaking, are you dead?
[The ghost behind you: Hey, the soul is back! ]
[The ghost behind you: I tell you, you're asking for death! Monkey is in a career crisis right now. Their editor-in-chief asked her to come up with some weird frontispiece project and find a lot of authors to help make up the number. I guess you don't know about this, right?]
Zhuo Chuan thought expressionlessly, of course I know that, and she even came to find me, but I responded with a cool question mark, hehehehehe!
[The ghost behind you: How can a new editor like her know any authors to help her? She is so anxious that she almost hangs herself - don’t you know a lot of authors? A nobody is fine. I don’t expect you to know any great authors. Can you introduce a few to her? ]
[The ghost behind you: I told you not to blame me for not reminding you. You deleted the monkey now and pretended to be a corpse instead of saving the beauty. But Xiao Yehua took action. I heard he went to find someone.]
[The ghost behind you: When the time comes, this hoe will dig into your corner. ]
[The ghost behind you: Little Wild Flower has liked the monkey for a long time. ]
Zhuchuan: “…”
It happened so quickly. The legs that were shaking arrogantly a second ago suddenly stopped, and he sat up like a corpse the next second, and the weird smile on his face also subsided. Originally, he wanted to close the chat window and not listen to Ah Gui's nonsense and continue his corpse play... But with a flash of his eyes, Zhu Chuan suddenly saw Er Gou sleeping on the sofa with his four legs up in the air, and then he suddenly had an idea: What would he do if Jiang Yucheng came and told him that Er Gou was his baby from now on?
Since Ergou is stupid and dumb and only knows how to eat expensive food, and Jiang Yucheng doesn't mind wanting it, then he, as the original owner, should be——
I would smile and put rat poison in his water cup.
Without a doubt.
What a joke, you mortals can't even dream of defiling the master's pet???
After thinking for three seconds, the man let out a breath and realized that it was time to show his real acting skills!
Amid the sound of typing, the slender fingertips jumped on the keyboard. A few seconds later, the following green words appeared in the dialogue box with "The Ghost Behind You" -
[The missing Mr. L: I went on a business trip with my junior a few days ago. I didn’t check my phone. There is no signal in the mountains. What happened? I didn’t delete Monkey. Why would I delete her if there was nothing wrong? I guess it was a prank by my junior!!!]
[The ghost behind you: !!! !!! !!! !!! Big brother, you are back! ! ]
[The disappeared Mr. L: Why are you panicking? I am here and will not allow a rogue like Yehua to rise to power. You said that Monkey asked the author to write something. I don’t really know. Aren’t you also an author? Why don’t you write for her?]
Zhuochuan was not talking nonsense. Ah Gui got to know Chu Li and the others because of the matter of the goddess. After the forum was disbanded, they remained friends. Ah Gui also set up his own business and became an online writer. In recent years, he has serialized some "pure love stories" on the website. He has 30,000 to 40,000 Weibo fans, and his regular readers are primary and secondary school students. He can be considered a small writer who is neither popular nor influential, but is starting to gain momentum.
Zhaochuan thought what he said was correct, but the person on the other side seemed very upset about this suggestion.
[The ghost behind you: Big brother, that’s Yuanyue Society!! The Yuanyue Society whose last best-selling book was called “Battlefield Sunset”. “Battlefield Sunset” tells the story of anti-Japanese fighters tearing the devils apart with their bare hands!]
[The ghost behind you: I, Gui Juju, am a not-so-serious danmei author. Danmei, do you know what danmei is? ! If you don’t understand, Baidu!! Look at how many galaxies are there between danmei and anti-Japanese themes!!]
[The disappeared Mr. L: …]
[The disappeared Mr. L: I don’t like what you said. How can the anti-Japanese-themed BL novels survive?]
[The disappeared Mr. L: And right now Yuanyue Society needs people like you who are not serious. She is in "Moonlight" not "Star Tracks". That magazine is all-encompassing and does not discriminate against people like you who write about radical topics.]
[The disappeared Mr. L: Besides, you are still in this circle, and I am not. How many authors can I know? Oh, okay, I will add her back and ask what’s going on…]
[The ghost behind you: Hurry up and add her back ahhhhhhhhh!! I’ll give you her QQ number!!]
【The disappeared Mr. L: Wait until I add her back, no need to give it to me, I can remember her QQ number. 】
[The ghost behind you: Oh my god, it is true love!!]
When Aguisi had no doubts and was deeply moved by L's sincerity, Zhaochuan calmly opened the main QQ account, found a familiar avatar, clicked on the profile, copied it, opened the secondary QQ account, pasted it, clicked add, and left a message: Girl, do you want to have an online relationship?
………
above.
This is the whole process of how Chu Chuan was persuaded to add the first ceremony back.
——There is another reason that is not made public, that is, amidst Comrade Agui’s powerful persuasion of "You are going to be poached", Zhuchuan suddenly realized another very important thing: a certain monkey just used facial recognition to forcibly sign away his ladder to the top of the pyramid with the number of 45,000, and now he has blocked her, so how can she have the opportunity to work hard for him to repay his kindness?
Of course not.
The stairs couldn't be moved away by her for nothing.
To sum up, half an hour later, we have the scene at this moment -
The man sat in front of the computer, stroking Ergou's head with one hand, and with the other hand, his slender fingers were slightly bent, tapping the armrest of the seat rhythmically... He had a blank expression on his face, and his brown eyes were fixed on the computer desktop in front of him until the chat software message notification sound came from the computer.
There was a flash of light in his brown eyes.
He stopped tapping the armrest of the chair, sat up a little straighter, held the mouse and clicked the message prompt icon, and then saw this line of words -
[The other party rejected your friend request. ]
Zhuchuan: “…”
My hand slipped and I angrily unplugged the computer.
Throwing the words "Love it or not" fiercely into the air, the man stood up, put a leash on the dog squatting beside him and took it for a walk - there were many uncles and aunts in the community who basked in the sun in the afternoon, played chess and chatted, and praised Ergou for being well-fed and it was obvious at a glance that the owner was a caring person. After a few times, he finally succeeded in soothing Zhuchuan's restless heart due to rejection.
Zhuo Chuan: "Er Gou, Er Gou, tell me, why are there so many ungrateful people in this world?"
Ergou: “?”
Chu Chuan: “Huh.”
He took Ergou for a stroll in the community, bought a roast chicken for Ergou outside the community, had a bowl of wontons from a roadside stall, and strolled leisurely along the street before returning home.
As Ergou kicked and wiped his paws on the carpet at the door, he plugged his computer back in and sent his second friend request.
I clicked on Ah Gui's QQ and left four words of extreme grievance: [She didn't add me QAQ]
The kind-hearted Ah Gui replied with an "!" and disappeared. Zhuchuan waited patiently for twenty minutes - a time long enough for Ah Gui to fully play the role of lobbyist - and then he applied to add a friend for the third time.
This time it passed.
Zhuo Chuan put down the keyboard, put on a disposable glove on his left hand, waved at Er Gou with a smile, took out a roasted chicken leg and stuffed it into Er Gou's big mouth; at the same time, he waved the mouse with his right hand and clicked on a familiar and long-lost avatar, typing quickly with one hand -
【The disappeared Mr. L: It wasn’t me who deleted you. 】
【The disappeared Mr. L: You are still angry. 】
[The disappeared Mr. L: Okay, okay, I won’t be angry anymore. Seriously. ]
[The missing Mr. L: ………So this is considered an online romance? ]
In my ears I could hear the sound of Ergou peeling skin and bones.
A few seconds later, the "beep" sound of the message alert rang out. This sound was naturally comfortable to Zhuchuan's ears. With the corners of his lips raised, he looked at the dialogue box in the center of the computer screen, which popped out concise blue words -
[The navy hired by the monkey: Get lost! ]
The man sneered.
There was a faint smile in those brown eyes.