Since Chu Li lost "The Lost Heavenly Emperor Girl", she has set all authors - including Jiang Yucheng - as special followers to ensure that she will be the first to know when these unemployed vagrants and immortal cultivators post on Weibo at any time of day or night...
So at this moment, when Zhuo Chuan said to Chu Li with a fierce face, "A Xiang said you were crying so hard that you couldn't breathe," Chu Li didn't have time to refute him and said he was talking nonsense. He let go of Zhuo Chuan's hand and hid aside to check his phone.
As he was brushing, he screamed: "Teacher, look! Teacher Jiang Yucheng slapped you in the face on Weibo!"
Upon hearing this, Zhuo Chuan said "bye" to Ah Xiang in a stern manner and walked behind Chu Li with a gloomy face. He looked over her shoulder and found the Weibo post by Jiang Yucheng. He was furious: "How shameless of him! He is bullying me for not counting the number of reposts and readers of "Peach Blossom and Sword" with his fingers. If I really want to do it, it will definitely be no less than his!"
"…What's the point of you making a fuss here?" Chu Li put down her phone. "You're going to do the calculation now, and then release a press release to brag about the number of reposts and Weibo views of "Peach Blossom and Sword". No matter how you look at it, this seems like a desperate move. It's so weak."
Zhuchuan: “…”
Zhuo Chuan kicked her calf with his toes: "You should think of a solution."
"What can I think of? Do you really think I'm Zhuge Liang and can come up with any solution I want?" Chu Li glanced at Zhechuan, "This is Teacher Jiang Yucheng officially declaring war on you. You should not think about how to defend, but focus on the lead - if he makes a big news, you should do it too."
Chu Chuan: "Announce on Weibo that you and your editor are having an affair, and then @your secondary Weibo account and the official Weibo account of Moonlight magazine?"
Chu Li: "…………………………I asked you to make big news, not a big scandal."
I thought about the scene of being torn into pieces by Chu Chuan's readers. There would be gossip everywhere about her using her position to hook up with her idol, etc...
How could those people understand that the identity of editor was just the beginning for Chu Chuan to know her and appreciate her, and what really gave her the opportunity to get close to Chu Chuan was living in his house and helping him water the flowers and walk the dog -
It's "poverty".
……………………If you think about it carefully, this can be said to be the beginning of a very girls’ manga.
Chu Li seemed to be able to see thousands of young female readers holding 40-meter-long swords and chasing him. He added expressionlessly: "Please make a normal news story without threatening my personal safety."
Zhuchuan had a gloomy face and went to the refrigerator to find some yogurt to drink.
Chu Li followed behind him with her hands behind her back: "Actually, you don't have to be so angry. You were on the front page of Weibo and TV news a while ago, weren't you everywhere? When I scrolled through my Moments, I could see my junior high school classmates from my hometown speaking up for their injustice. You can say you're really popular..."
Zhuo Chuan took the yogurt spoon out of his mouth, scooped a spoonful and stuffed it into Chu Li's mouth... Chu Li swallowed it without thinking, and her whole head was numb from the cold. She was about to ask Zhuo Chuan what he was doing, why did she have to kill him to silence him when she couldn't think of a way to fight back?
Chu Li rambled on: "So this time, Mr. Jiang Yucheng can only be considered to have made a comeback. Everyone knows that the data on Weibo reading volume is actually very inflated——"
Zhuo Chuan passed the spoon to Chu Li's mouth again. Chu Li opened her mouth and the man poured it in expressionlessly... Chu Li was shivering from the cold: "Eat it yourself, eat it yourself, this thing is very cold, why do you take it if you don't want to eat it..."
Before she finished her words, she heard the man say calmly, "I'll eat it."
Afterwards, Chu Li only had time to feel her eyes go dark before she saw the serious face in front of her enlarged in front of her - warm lips pressed against her frozen lips, the tip of the man's tongue easily opened her teeth and drove straight in, flexibly rolling up the yogurt in her mouth that was already a little warm before she had time to swallow it...
The aroma of yellow peaches spreads on the tip of the tongue, and the nostrils are filled with a sweet scent.
Chu Li panted slightly and tried to retreat, but this gave the man a chance to deepen the kiss. He was not ready to let her go, but chased her tongue tip. The two of them retreated again and again until Chu Li's back hit the cold wall next to the kitchen door...
This is the right way to share yogurt.
The man swallowed the yogurt in his mouth with a "gulp" sound. The loud sound, as if he did it on purpose, made Chu Li blush... She uttered a low "ouch" and her face seemed to be burning -
The man came up to her like a large dog, rubbing his tall nose against hers affectionately, and licking the milky white yogurt that overflowed from the corner of her lips with his wet and flexible tongue...
Then he used two slender fingertips to hold her jaw, forced her to turn her head, and in a flash, he took a selfie face to face.
Chu Li: "..."
Zhuochuan stood up straight and wiped Chuli's mouth with his thumb. The rough ball of his thumb rubbed against her soft lips which were slightly red and moist from the kiss... His other hand fiddled with his phone: "Send this to Jiang Yucheng. Make him so angry that he can't sleep tonight. I paid the price for stepping on my face——"
Chu Li thought: Martha is mentally retarded.
At this time, I only saw the man exit the photo taking interface, enter the mobile phone album, flip through the photos he had just taken and take a look - the person in his arms squinted slightly, with a confused and gentle look on her face, like a confused cat... The advantage of too high pixels is that the light in her eyes, the moist corners of her lips, and the slightly drunk cheeks are all captured perfectly.
Her lips were a little red and swollen from the kiss, and there was still some yogurt that he hadn't had time to kiss clean, like that something——
Zhuchuan: “…”
Changing his mind instantly, Zhu Chuan raised his phone slightly with a serious expression: "Forget it, I won't send it to him."
Chu Li: "..."
Chu Li reached out to hold Zhao Chuan's wrist, stood on tiptoe and forcibly pressed down the phone to take a look - when she saw the confused liquid at the corner of her lips and the confused look in his eyes, her scalp almost exploded: "Fuck you, delete it for me!"
Chu Chuan said without hesitation: "I won't."
Chu Li: "I am the editor-in-chief of Moonlight magazine. Even the interns are trembling when they talk to me. If your junk is made public one day, how can I face people?"
Zhuochuan let go of Chuli, holding the phone as if it were a treasure, and walked away quickly: "I don't even let Jiang Yucheng see it, and you still expect to make it public? Don't worry, I will take it with me even after I die..."
Chu Li chased after the man and said, "Stop talking nonsense! How do you think the nude photo scandal came about?"
Chu Chuan jumped onto the sofa and held up his phone like a goddess of victory: "It's not like I'm just going to find someone to fix my phone."
Chu Li also jumped onto the sofa, and leaned on top of Zhu Chuan, standing on tiptoe and reaching out: "Delete it!"
Zhuochuan: "No, I will still be useful to you when you go on a business trip in the future."
When Chu Li heard this, he was about to ask what use it was, but then he reacted and stretched out his hand to pinch the man's ears; Zhu Chuan locked the screen of his mobile phone and stuffed the phone into his hip pocket, then opened his arms and hugged the person lying on him tightly -
The two rolled back onto the sofa, Chu Li was so angry that she lay on top of the man, panting...
I raised my head and found that the person I was pressing down was looking at me seriously with his eyes lowered.
My heart stopped beating at that moment.
After the function is restored, the pulse speeds up.
It was like they had an incurable skin hunger. No one knew who kissed the other first. When Er Gouzi kicked his legs and rolled back to his doghouse to sleep, Chu Li's coat, skirt, and slippers...
It stretches from the sofa in the living room all the way to Chucheon's room.
The bed made a creaking sound as if it could not bear the weight. The quilt was pressed, lifted up, and then fell down again... In the dark room, only two people were left, whispering to each other with panting breaths.
"Wait, wait, that's not okay... I haven't showered yet."
"You mother still needs to take a bath. By the time you finish your bath, your son will be born!"
"What are you in such a hurry for?"
"You can tell if I'm in a hurry by touching me. If you're not in a hurry, why did you kiss me just now..."
“…”
It was a moonlit night, and some people were still holding their phones and checking Weibo, happily watching millions of people saying "Congratulations!"... Others had already left the modern communication era, and were busy in the dark, striving to achieve the great harmony of life.
…
Afterwards, Chu Li always felt that Zhao Chuan's attitude towards Jiang Yucheng's declaration of war was a little unusual.
At this time, she had been tortured to the point of lying paralyzed like a dead pig on Zhuchuan's bed, unable to even lift a finger... The sound of the shower in the bathroom rang in her ears. Chu Li buried her face deeply in the pillow and took a deep breath, which was filled with his scent.
“Ahh.”
Moaning in a low voice, as if this was the only way to relieve the pain in her body, Chu Li curled up under the quilt, feeling a warm current flowing between her legs. Her body stiffened for a moment, and she vaguely remembered that she didn't have time to activate the big box of stuff that Chu Chuan bought...
Chu Li yawned slightly and felt a little sleepy.
At this time, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped. The man opened the bathroom door and poked his head out: "Are you taking a shower?"
The small hill under the quilt moved.
"Go wash it," Chu Li said lazily, "You've already got it inside, how can you sleep without washing it?"
She was just stating a fact, but she didn't expect that as soon as she finished speaking, the bathroom immediately became so quiet that even the sound of air flow seemed to have disappeared'... A few seconds later, the man came over, lifted her quilt, turned her over, spread her legs, took a look, and directly lifted her legs up and held her waist -
First Li: “?”
Zhuo Chuan took a deep breath, his eyes red: "Open it again, I'll help you wash it later."
Chu Li: "..."
She reached out her hand and caught the face that was about to fall between her legs.
"Our topic at the beginning seemed to be far away from this, and now we have strayed far enough from the topic and done what we should do... Can we get back to the point?" Chu Li blinked, "This is not only a war between you and Jiang Yucheng, but also between me and Gu Baizhi."
The man hummed, and seeing her eyes itching, he quietly raised his body and kissed her eyes: "This Sunday is the Flower and Branch Awards Ceremony. Whether I win or not, the "Luohe Divine Book" and I will be the focus of attention anyway..."
The Flower Branch Award was presented?
Chu Li was a little dumbfounded: "Why didn't anyone tell me?"
Zhuo Chuan sneered: "...You didn't ask."
Chu Li: "..."
No wonder he looked like he had the world in his hands, it turns out he has a trick up his sleeve... Then we can only wait for the second round of the War of the Century at the weekend.