Zhuochuan was no longer sleepy and jumped out of bed immediately: "You are going to give birth?! Why?! Isn't it the 15th of July?! How come it's early?! Premature birth?! You don't go out to work and I treat you like a god. I just need to burn incense and worship you. How can you give birth prematurely?!!"

"..." Chu Li's stomach was still aching. She looked up at Zhu Chuan, who looked like he was on fire. She wanted to scold him for having so many problems but couldn't. In the end, she laughed heartlessly, "The due date may not be accurate. What's the point of calling it premature delivery a few days earlier? You... haha!"

He was holding his stomach and laughing halfway through his speech.

As I was laughing, my stomach started to hurt and my face almost wrinkled.

Zhuo Chuan really felt like he had raised a living ancestor and he had no way to deal with her, so without thinking, he called Jiang Yucheng to drive over to pick him up and take him to the hospital. Chu Li was puzzled when she heard him calling: It's only five or six in the morning, why bother others when there's nothing to do? There are two cars at home, and you can go to the hospital in 20 minutes.

After hanging up the phone, Zhuchuan met Chuli's curious eyes. He paused, turned away but couldn't help but turned back to look at him, pursed his lips and said, "My hands are shaking a little, and my mind is blank. I can't drive."

Chu Li: "..."

Is this okay?

Chu Li started to laugh again. She raised her hand and grabbed his big hand. It was really shaking. She had no choice but to pat the back of his hand and comfort him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. It's okay. It's just giving birth to a child."

What the hell is “just having a baby”?

In fact, she was scared to death.

However, at the critical moment, his mother had to ask her to comfort the real little princess at home. When the feelings of being both a father and a mother came up, she ignored her fear... She grabbed Zhuchuan and talked to him for a while to distract him. Not long after, Jiang Yucheng rang the doorbell outside. Chu Li then realized that when Zhuchuan called him, he had just finished taking a shower and was getting ready to go to bed, and he came over quickly after answering the phone.

The two of them helped Chuli put her in the car, carrying all the things needed for giving birth, such as diapers, breast pumps, and restraints. Chuli had already packed a delivery bag. After Chuli sat firmly in the car, she directed Zhuchuan to get it.

Zhuochuan ran away at a speed of smoke, and then came back with his bag in his hand as if his butt was on fire. His speed was so fast that it didn't seem like he was going to give birth, but rather that there was an earthquake and his house was about to collapse.

Jiang Yucheng shook his head when he saw how flustered he was. He waited for Chuchuan to sit still and started the car, while talking to Chuli: "Why are you so quiet? Isn't it the 15th?"

Chu Li raised her head, quite shocked: "You even know my due date?!"

Jiang Yucheng said speechlessly: "Ask Zhuochuan, I am tired of looking at your child's photos... I know the extent of your understanding... I can play the game of "Guess who is the father of the child" with the doctor when we get to the hospital."

"He's showing off this to you, a three-year-old kid?"

As she was talking, her stomach started to ache again. Chu Li's face changed and she groaned... But it wasn't particularly painful, so she didn't scream out loud or anything. It was like someone kicking you in the foot and you have to react a little bit -

Unexpectedly, Zhuochuan sat up and said in a very serious tone: "You two drivers should drive carefully. Aren't you afraid of hitting someone? If you shut up because you have a stomachache, aren't you afraid of biting your tongue?"

Jiang Yucheng: "..."

Chu Li: "..."

…

Arrived at the hospital.

The obstetrician had seen all kinds of scenes. It was just this painful. After a quick look, he sent Chu Li to sit on the bench and didn't even let him enter the delivery room... In Zhuochuan's concept, you have to go to the delivery room immediately when you are going to give birth. When he heard that he was not allowed to enter the delivery room, his eyes widened. Fortunately, Jiang Yucheng brought him back and prevented him from being hung on the wall and labeled as a "medical troublemaker".

Zhuochuan is very popular now, and so many people are eagerly looking forward to it!

Chu Li was given a ward, which was a single room and very stylish. Zhuo Chuan made a practical statement that he had no intention of starving her and her mother to death... The only thing that made Chu Li's balls ache was that when she lay in the hospital ward, the fear of "Ah, what should I do if I give birth?" became more vivid and three-dimensional!

After settling down, Chu Li thought of taking the time to call his family in the midst of chaos to tell them what had happened, and at the same time angrily scolded his old lady for the crappy folk remedies she had given him, which had caused him so much trouble!

When Chu Li called to inform all the parents, Jiang Yucheng went back to sleep and said he would come over in the afternoon. Chu Li thanked him for making the trip so early in the morning and thought to himself, "It's okay if you don't come in the afternoon. How embarrassing it would be if you just stood at the door and the doctor didn't know who to say congratulations to, both mother and child are safe."

After Jiang Yucheng left, Zhuchuan kept walking around the room. Chuli felt dizzy because of him and wanted to chase him away...

Uh uh, pregnant women are more irritable.

But Chu Li really didn't care to scold Zhuchuan. She was on the phone and her stomach was aching more and more... But every woman has experienced dysmenorrhea, so it's not that she can't bear it. It's just that her brain wasn't working very well at the moment. After hanging up the phone, she stared at the trapped man and said slowly, "My parents are on their way. The old man and the old lady were woken up early in the morning..."

Zhuochuan glanced at her without saying anything, meaning whoever wasn't frightened awake could talk nonsense, and then continued to turn his phone.

Chu Li thought for a moment and pointed to the small tea table beside him: "Why don't you sit down and type some words on your phone?"

Zhuo Chuan stopped turning and looked at her in silence. After a long while, he managed to say, "If you give me a piece of paper and ask me to type, I won't be able to type it out."

Chu Li forgot the pain when he saw how stupid he was and laughed: "Why are you so nervous? It's not your child!"

Zhuo Chuan said without thinking: "I want to give birth to a child for you."

Chu Li touched his belly and smiled again: "I just knew you would say nice things."

After a while, the nurse came in and took Chu Li's blood pressure and looked at her again, then said everything was normal and asked her to continue waiting. In domestic hospitals, birthing is basically done when the cervix is ​​dilated to three fingers before pushing in. The birth can be done when the cervix is ​​dilated to ten fingers. Chu Chuan asked seriously what ten fingers dilated meant, and the nurse said, "It means the cervix is ​​dilated to seven to ten centimeters!"

He gestured to measure seven to ten centimeters, and Zhuochuan's eyes drifted away. He thought very inappropriately that sometimes when he was doing harmony, he would accidentally hit that little mouth, and that person would curl up into a ball and cry bitterly in pain... and the crying was very sincere, the kind that required holding and comforting for a long time to calm down.

What if we want to open it 10 centimeters directly?

Chu Li didn't know that Chu Chuan's mind had already drifted far away. She basically didn't move much, just in pain. In the end, the nurse gave her a lot of instructions, and the most unacceptable thing was: "Eat something to conserve your energy. One or two egg yolks will be enough, but don't eat too much. Wait until you give birth in the afternoon before talking about it."

………………One or two egg yolks? !

Until 4 or 5 in the afternoon?!

Chu Li's eyes widened instantly: "………………I woke up at five or six and haven't eaten anything since then."

Little nurse: “…”

Since the look in her eyes clearly said "Can I starve you to death?", Chu Li had no choice but to shut up. She immediately felt very wronged. She had been thinking about who would be there to serve her a can of Red Bull if she really couldn't give birth and then continue... Now she thought that if she had this idea, the obstetrician would probably beat her out of the delivery room with a broom!

An hour later.

The nurse came to see again and there was some movement, but it was too early for dilation. Chu Li was lying in bed with nothing to do, so Zhuo Chuan went downstairs and bought her two boiled eggs. He really fed her the egg yolks and then ate the egg whites himself... Chu Li was in pain at this moment, and her mind was full of random thoughts. After eating the egg yolk, she became even hungrier. Looking at Zhuo Chuan eating the remaining egg whites, she thought how could this man be so hateful that he actually snatched food from her. He really wanted a divorce!

My eyes became red as I thought about it.

When Zhuochuan looked up and saw that she was in a bad mood, he immediately fell silent.

Fortunately, he had gotten used to her logic and her sensitive emotions over the past few days, so the man threw the egg shell away calmly: "I'm eating what you left, and you're still looking at me with such bitterness and hatred?"

"…" Who said it was my leftovers? I want to eat it, but you won't let me. Chu Li thought that if I didn't live well, no one would live well either, so he asked in a particularly provocative way, "When the doctor asks you whether to save the big one or the small one, what will you answer?"

Ever since Chu Li became pregnant, stupid, sensitive, and had a blind fantasy, Chu Chuan seemed to have been waiting for her to ask this question for a long time. He immediately showed a ridiculous expression: "You've watched too many TV dramas. No doctor would ask this question now."

Chu Li refused to give in and grabbed his sleeve and pulled it: "You say!"

Zhu Chuan said without thinking: "Bullshit, you are important."

Chu Li was stunned for a moment, then let him go and wanted to cry again: "Why don't you feel sorry for the child at all?!"

Zhuchuan: “…”

Zhuo Chuan: "Please stop talking. I beg you."

Chu Li thrust twice, and felt something moving down there again... She rang the bell to call the nurse in, and after a quick look, she knew she was ready to go into the delivery room - the first stage was over - but before Chu Li could even breathe a sigh of relief, the nurse looked up at her and jokingly said, "Hey, why are you crying again? Are you scared?"

Chu Li was a little embarrassed. She didn't have the face to say no, so she acted coquettishly with her husband and made a fuss. She thought for a long time about how to answer. As a result, as soon as she opened her mouth, she heard Zhu Chuan's voice sounded steadily: "No, I cried because I was hungry."

Little nurse: “…”

First Li: “………………………………”

…

When they were pushed into the delivery room, Zhuchuan wanted to follow in, but was rejected by Chuli. The reason was, "Giving birth must be very ugly, and I feel that we are not close enough to let you see me like that."

Leaving behind the confused Qichuan and the doctor, Chuli waved to the man who was blocked outside the door when she entered the delivery room... When the doctor pushed her in, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you a newlywed couple you met through a blind date?"

"No, we've known each other for almost three years and have lived together for almost three years."

"...So you're not familiar with it?"

"He has a fragile heart. I'm afraid that if he comes in, he will only cause trouble. How can I give birth if I have to take care of him while I'm busy giving birth?" Chu Li waved his hands. "He can just stay outside. Let's just let him go in this bloody scene. I'm afraid that he will hold me and cry. It's embarrassing just to think about it."

Doctor:"……"

After entering the delivery room, time becomes something very vague.

Chu Li lay there, and suddenly she didn't feel that time was particularly torturous. She waited for perhaps an hour, and when her digits were dilated enough, she began to exert all her strength to give birth. At that time, she really felt that this was the most focused thing she had ever done in her life. She adjusted her breathing according to the conductor, and then lost her mind due to the pain.

"It's really going to kill me!!!"

"I'm not going to have any more children!!! I give up!!!"

“I want a cesarean section!!!”

"Ahhhhhh I want a divorce! Divorce!!!"

“No wonder giving birth to a baby was like going through the gates of hell for women in ancient times!!!”

"Doctor, I seem to have seen the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons!!!"

In the end, even the doctor couldn't help it. He was tense and wanted to laugh. He finally broke down at the "Ox-Head and Horse-Faced" part and laughed out loud, comforting: "I can see the baby's head. It's okay. The fetal position is very correct and there is no umbilical cord. It will come out with some effort... Take a deep breath and don't talk!"

Chu Li struggled: "Ah ...

Doctor: “… Lie down!!!!!!!”

Meanwhile, outside the delivery room, it was already 2:30 in the afternoon.

Zhuo Chuan's handsome face turned pale when he heard what was happening inside. He tried to break into the house eight hundred times. Finally, he pried open the door of the delivery room and did something very strange: he bought three boxes of condoms on Taobao.

This action is probably the product of the accompanying behavior after thinking "If you don't want to have a baby, I'll just fuck you".

Zhu Chuan's parents lived closer to G City and arrived at noon. They were accompanying their son and waiting for his wife. They had never seen their son so panicked that his face was pale and his breathing was almost silent... Mrs. Zhu couldn't help but pat him on the back: "Calm down! Don't wait for your wife to come out. You fainted by yourself. Isn't it embarrassing?!"

Zhuochuan glanced at his mother, his lips trembled, and he couldn't say a word.

Three thirty in the afternoon.

The birth ceremony was over, the baby weighed over 8 kilograms, both mother and child are safe.

Zhuo Chuan glanced at the child and rushed in to find his wife, leaving his parents behind to clean up. Zhuo Guxuan couldn't follow him into the delivery room, so he followed the nurse and carried the child to get cleaned and checked. Mrs. Zhu also hurriedly followed her son into the room to see her daughter-in-law.

At this time, Chu Li was lying there. She had already seen what her son looked like. She waved her hand expressionlessly and let the nurse take him away... At this moment, she was half-held by Zhu Chuan and was shivering with sweat on her forehead. She was still quite energetic and had not fainted. Her mind was twitching and filled with several very straightforward thoughts -

1. Where is my mother? Where is my mother?

2. Oh, I guess it’s still on the way.

3. Why is my son so red and wrinkled? I feel a big psychological gap. I tried my best to give birth to you, but you can’t be prettier?! Your dad is so handsome! I am not bad either!

4. I want to cut off all the hair of Zhuchuan.

5. But it’s not that difficult. Hey, I’m a mother! How can I be so capable?