11pm.
When Zhuochuan climbed out of the hot spring, his entire body had been soaked into a wrinkled snake-skinned monster.
By this time Jiang Yucheng had gone back to his room to sleep, because he couldn't bear to see Zhuchuan and his editor playing such disgusting and crooked schizophrenia games... Jiang Yucheng's original words were: Look at the smile on the corner of your mouth, you look like an old pervert whose specialty is "tricking little girls".
Zhuochuan ignored it and didn't feel guilty.
Actually, Jiang Yucheng was wrong. Zhuochuan didn't chat with Chuli much. After all, he had to maintain his dignity when he was taking a big bowel movement, and he spoke in a humming voice. He would answer Chuli's questions reluctantly... And Chuli didn't know what he had done behind the scenes about the preface plan. On the surface, he had nothing to do with the matter, so he just ignored it and didn't mention it at all. The conversation between the two was also dry -
[The monkey’s hired navy: Teacher, are you taking a hot spring bath? ]
【Zhuchuan: How do you know? 】
[The water army hired by the monkey: This was posted by Teacher Jiang Yucheng on Weibo, and there is also a picture of you half-naked after bathing. ]
[The trolls hired by Monkey: Mr. Jiang Yucheng, your fans on Weibo are almost exploding. I can already imagine your stunning appearance based on your profile.]
【Zhuchuan: Oh.】
[The navy hired by the monkey: Teacher, how many days do we need to soak in the hot spring? The cover design style of "The Divine Book of Luo River" will be decided in the next few days...]
[Zhuchuan: Harassment on the big weekend. Author on vacation, does Yu Yao give you overtime pay? ]
[The navy hired by the monkey: …]
【Zhuchuan: Ten days.】
[The monkey's navy: Oh! ]
[The navy hired by the monkey: disturbed the teacher. ]
[The water army hired by the monkey: Teacher, take your time, after you are done, maybe the scum smell on your body will be gone. I hope you can turn over a new leaf and be a good person. ]
"System prompt: The other party has withdrawn a chat message"
【Zhu Chuan: Are you scolding me? Let me tell you that the author's ability is to read ten lines at a glance. Did Tencent invent the recall function for you to use it this way?】
[The navy hired by the monkey: ……………………I’m sorry orz. 】
…
That’s it. This is the end of the conversation.
Zhuochuan didn't know how he ended up with such a shameless girl.
After soaking in the hot spring in the middle of the night, the snake-skinned monster Zhaochuan went for a massage. The technician laughed at him for being so young but with shoulders, neck and back as battered as a 50-year-old bricklayer. Then, with scraping marks all over his body and the compliment of "Tsk tsk tsk, I just touched you lightly and you got sha. How come your skin is so damp like tofu?", the man returned to his and Jiang Yucheng's luxurious suite.
Jiang Yucheng was already sleeping like a corpse in his room.
He really didn't care that a little girl thousands of miles away was jumping up and down anxiously about his affairs.
This person really has no conscience.
Walking into Jiang Yucheng's room and coming to his bed, the man raised his foot and stepped on his chest expressionlessly. The man on the bed started, with a look of fear and confusion... Zhu Chuan retracted his foot and crossed his arms: "Did she come to see you?"
"Who is it?" Jiang Yucheng fell back on the bed with an "excuse me" look on his face, lifted the quilt and covered his face.
Zhuchuan lifted his quilt: "That banana man monkey."
"How should I know? I didn't watch Q! Let's talk about it after the vacation!" Jiang Yucheng grabbed the quilt, "Brother, I haven't slept before 3 a.m. for a month. Can you respect my serious and difficult task of adjusting to the jet lag?"
Zhuo Chuan was stunned, holding the blanket to prevent him from snatching it, and asked selectively as if he was deaf: "By the time you were back from vacation, your body would have been stiff! She didn't come to you and beg you to serialize it? How is that possible?"
Did you take the wrong medicine or did the power go out at home and your phone ran out of battery so you had to stay quiet? Where was your perseverance when you came to my door every morning to clock in and ask for the "Luohe Divine Book"?
"I know nothing about your people!" Jiang Yucheng grabbed the quilt fiercely and pulled it up to cover his face, covering his face tightly, and roared angrily, "Get out!"
Zhuochuan had no choice but to go back to his room and sleep with a puzzled look on his face.
…
The next day, it was just dawn when Zhuchuan woke up because he had to urinate.
I struggled to get up and grabbed my phone, switching to the number of "The Disappeared Mr. L". I found a person whose phone was still on, and I didn't know whether he had woken up or was not asleep at all.
【The disappeared Mr. L: …………………………I know that you are probably suffering from the ridicule of your green tea bitch colleagues at this time.】
【Disappeared Mr. L: But you have to be stronger. 】
【The disappeared Mr. L: alive. 】
[The disappeared Mr. L: Take out the courage you had when you sacrificed your girlish heart to buy buns for Mr. Chu Chuan, and go and harass Jiang Yucheng, maybe he will really agree to you? ... From what I know, Jiang Yucheng is a very casual person, not as picky and meticulous as Chu Chuan, nor as arrogant as a scholar like Chu Chuan——]
After sending the message, Zhuchuan went to the bathroom, returned to the bed, and fell down. He held the phone and buried his face in the pillow and waited for a while. When he was about to fall asleep again, the phone in his hand vibrated slightly... He shivered in fear and lifted his sleepy face from the pillow——
[The navy hired by the monkey: ????? ????]
[The water army hired by the monkey: Zhuchuan Xizhi? ... Forget it, after proofreading his article, you will find that Xizhi has nothing to do with this person, the king of typos! ]
[The navy hired by the monkey: So stubborn! ]
[The Monkey’s hired navy: Forget it, I won’t tell you. There is no signal on the high-speed train! What are you doing so early in the morning without sleeping? ]
Zhuchuan: “…”
Zhao Chuan thought, I wanted to ask you why you were making such a fuss on the high-speed train so early in the morning, but I was so sleepy that I didn't realize why this banana monkey was on the high-speed train. When she said there was no signal, I decided not to continue talking nonsense with her. I felt happy that I had given her my condolences and done my best.
Zhuochuan: "Where can you find someone as kind as me?"
While talking to himself, the man threw his phone away, huddled back into the quilt and went back to sleep.
And then this sleep lasted until noon.
When I woke up again, I was hungry.
He walked to the next room and saw Jiang Yucheng was still sleeping, as if he had gone out to steal last night. Zhuchuan yawned, washed up, changed clothes, and walked out of the room to go to the restaurant to eat something...
Yawning as he passed by the club lobby, Chu Chuan heard someone arguing at the lobby service counter from a distance. This kind of thing is rare in such a high-end spa club... The man stuffed his hands into his trouser pockets and stretched his neck.
"Miss, could you please tell me the room number so I can knock on the door and look for him myself! You can even come with me to see if he opens the door when he hears me... I'm really here to look for my husband. He and I had a fight yesterday and slammed the door and left without saying goodbye! I called him and a stranger answered the phone. I was scared. I was worried about him and wanted to come and see what was going on!"
Zhuchuan: “…”
A soft and gentle female voice came into his ears, and Zhuchuan sneered: What the hell, your husband quarreled with you and slammed the door and left without saying goodbye, and then ran to the spa to let someone else answer the phone for him? Girl, what are you still looking at, what are you worried about, you can guess with your toes that there must be lush green grass above your head now, you might as well worry about yourself——
Before he could calm down from the excitement, Zhuchuan paused in his tracks when he reached the corridor leading to the lobby entrance.
The lazy sneer on his face also froze on his face.
The brown pupils shrank slightly, and the man could hardly believe his own eyes: the person standing in front of the service counter and arguing with the club staff at this moment had short hair, a white T-shirt and jacket, a small pleated skirt and running shoes. At this moment, she was lying on the service counter with a backpack on her back, and her hair was a little messy...
She looked at the service staff with starry eyes and an adorable look on their faces, looking embarrassed.
Just like she had sat on the sofa in his house a month or two ago, looking at him with starry eyes and calling him: Teacher Zhuochuan.
Zhuchuan: “…………………………………………”
Zhuochuan: "Banana man?"
The man's deep voice was neither too loud nor too low, but it startled the person lying on the service counter and made him jump up - he didn't even have time to turn around and run, before he saw the girl with the backpack sprinting towards him and grabbing the hem of his clothes with both hands!
Chu Li grabbed the hem of Zhu Chuan's clothes, turned around and said to the lady behind the counter: "I'm looking for him!!!"
The staff lady: "..."
Zhuchuan: "………Why are you here?"
Zhuo Chuan lowered his head and saw the dark circles under her eyes, as if she hadn't slept for a hundred thousand years, and the frozen spots in her eyes... In a flash, he suddenly realized that something seemed wrong with the words.
In total silence.
He had time to raise his head and explain to the lady who was in charge of helping him and Jiang Yucheng last night, who was now looking at him with a look of ecstasy on her face.
Zhuo Chuan: "...I am not her husband, and the one who checked into the hotel with me was just sleeping in separate rooms with me."
Zhuochuan: “…………I don’t know her.”
Zhuo Chuan: "……………………Which mental hospital did this guy escape from by collapsing the wall?"
Zhuochuan: “……………………………………Hurry up and call security!”