Chapter 46 The Water-Dripping Guanyin Wipes Her Butt



"Huh?! Are you planning to prey on carnivores?"

Liu Feifei looked at Chen Fan in disbelief and asked.

If it were anyone else encountering a large carnivore, they would probably avoid it like the plague.

They were terrified of encountering wild beasts, as they might be eaten if they weren't careful.

I never expected Chen Fan to be so bold. Not only was he not afraid, but he also wanted to take advantage of that thing!

Aren't you afraid that after you're gone, the viewers in the live stream will start a feast?

"Of course, there can only be one boss in this area!"

"Its existence has completely disrupted our survival plans, so it must be eliminated."

Chen Fan nodded very seriously, clearly showing his firm stance on the matter.

Seeing Liu Feifei's worry, he continued, "Don't worry! Even wild large felines are easy to deal with. The reason we humans are at the top of the food chain is because we have intelligent brains, can skillfully use our wisdom and knowledge, and can make and use tools..."

Even wild beasts like elephants and tigers are obediently kept in zoos by humans.

Strength doesn't represent everything; wisdom allows one to stand taller.

“What you’re saying doesn’t seem wrong…” Liu Feifei nodded.

That's what they say, and it's theoretically correct, but in practice it might not be so simple.

After all, their current living conditions are no different from those of savages, except that they have a few more tools!

Hunting large felines with the tools available today is still very difficult for many people.

"Alright, don't worry about this."

"Once the shelter is set up in the next couple of days, I will start preparing for this."

"Making a crossbow would be no problem at all for hunting a cat of average size."

Chen Fan already had a well-thought-out plan in mind.

If you can find a large feline, taking it down shouldn't be a problem at all.

"Yes, I believe you..."

Liu Feifei nodded, clearly having absolute confidence in Chen Fan.

Because Chen Fan's strength lies not only in theoretical knowledge, but also in physical fitness that far surpasses that of his peers.

Since he is so confident, he must have the right to be confident!

However, the viewers in the live stream clearly did not believe Chen Fan.

Upon hearing their conversation, the live stream chat exploded with comments.

"Holy crap!! This Chen Fan is taking himself way too seriously! He's just a little stronger than the average person, yet he thinks he can hunt large felines? He's overconfident!"

"The feline species surviving on this deserted island is most likely a leopard or a jaguar. Adult leopards and jaguars are quite formidable fighters, easily taking down an adult. This Chen Fan is definitely overestimating himself..."

"It's undeniable that Chen Fan is indeed more skilled than me, but if he wants to hunt large cats, he'd be sending them a luxurious lunch made by Kentucky Fried Chicken!"

"Tch!! Does anyone really believe Chen Fan would hunt large carnivores? It's just a cheap gimmick to attract viewers. Haven't we seen this kind of trick countless times in live streams?"

"You're absolutely right! Your words have been a wake-up call."

"If this guy can really hunt large felines, I'll give him 100 super fireballs as a reward."

"I'm eating shit live on stream! Please be my witnesses, look for my ID, this time I'm really eating it, not just trying to scam people out of it..."

"Actually, Chen Fan is quite amazing. He seems much stronger than the average person his age. Maybe he really does have that kind of ability!"

"Exactly, that's right. Jealousy can make you unrecognizable. A bunch of lowlifes are jealous of Chen Fan."

"These kinds of people are disgusting! Sisters, just ignore them!"

...

Most rational netizens in the live stream felt that Chen Fan was bragging or just using it as a gimmick to attract more traffic.

Because large felines are incredibly powerful fighters; killing an adult is easier for them than killing a monkey!

No matter how capable Chen Fan is, he's just a young man in his early twenties.

Therefore, 90% of people do not believe that Chen Fan has that ability!

Of course, some girls also started to protect Chen Fan!

Although they knew that wild beasts like leopards and jaguars were definitely terrifying, but...

Chen Fan is so handsome!

In their rather distorted worldview, good looks equal justice.

Even the mentors commenting on the live stream felt that Chen Fan was exaggerating, and that such a thing would be very difficult to accomplish.

After all, many people have a sense of fear and awe towards wild animals.

Upon encountering such a large, ferocious beast, one would likely lose even the desire to fight, let alone hunt it.

In fact, Chen Fan knew in his heart that his remarks would definitely be questioned by many netizens.

However, the way to dispel netizens' doubts is very simple: hunt down a large feline for them to see.

Prove your strength through actions, and show that you are not just showing off or making empty boasts.

That day should come very soon.

The two continued to work together to build the shelter.

Building shelters is the most important task right now!

As for making pottery and hunting chicken thieves, these things can wait for now.

...

Meanwhile, on the twelfth group's side...

A few days ago, after Cai Ji and Wang Juan successfully found a water source, they followed the water source to a small lake.

The lake is rich in resources, with a large number of stream fish, and they are all quite big.

Among the survival tools they chose was fishing equipment.

So I've been able to eat fish every day for the past few days, and I haven't been hungry at all!

Compared to Huayucheng and Ma Yourong, which have already been eliminated, this is already much better...

“Gigi, we’ve been eating fish for days now, and I feel nauseous just looking at it.”

"How about we go find some other food today?" Wang Juan looked at the grilled fish in front of her and gagged a few times.

If fish can be paired with other foods, it's fine to eat it for a month without any problems.

The problem is that recently their only food has been fish, and they've been eating fish every day, which is getting a bit much for them.

Although stream fish don't have much of a fishy smell, you can't eat them every day!

Do you think finding other food is as simple as it seems?

"Neither of us has any wilderness survival experience, and we don't recognize any edible plants. If we accidentally eat a poisonous plant, wouldn't we be out of a job right away?"

Cai Ji's voice turned cold.

Compared to her gentle and composed demeanor a few days ago, she is clearly completely different now.

He feels nauseous just looking at fish now...

However, in order to demonstrate his masculinity, he could only grit his teeth and persevere.

You should at least hold on for ten days, so that you can brag about it later and have something to show off!

Although Cai Ji's tone was unpleasant, there was some truth to what he said.

If you accidentally eat a poisonous plant, you'll most likely be out of a job.

Even with timely rescue, the pain still has to be endured...

"Alright, you watch the grilled fish first. My stomach's a little upset, I'm going to the bathroom!"

Cai Ji clutched his stomach and scurried into the dense grass.

Perhaps it's because I've been eating fish these past few days, but I feel like I'm having some stomach problems.

...

After relieving himself, Cai Ji felt much more comfortable. He then looked around for something suitable to wipe his bottom.

There's no such thing as high-quality, soft toilet paper in this desolate place...

Often, the problem is solved directly with stones or leaves.

I've tried wiping several different kinds of leaves around here, and the texture isn't very good!

Some leaves are too small, and some are too hard, making them easy to puncture...

Then show off your skills to the fullest!

The four great tragedies of life are: peeing on your shoes, farting and excreting poop, and wiping your butt and tearing the paper!

"Huh?! Those leaves are huge! And they look so smooth, they seem really nice. I hope they won't get punctured!"

Soon, a broad-leaved plant came into Cai Ji's view.

The leaves are very large, probably about a meter long. They are heart-shaped, dark green, with prominent veins, and a very, very smooth surface!

The camera did not zoom in on the contestants' faces when they went to the restroom.

However, the scene of Cai Jicai picking leaves was clearly seen by the viewers in the live stream.

"Holy crap!! Chicken Bro, don't be impulsive, that's a Dripping Water Guanyin!!"

"Holy crap!! What's going on? Is my brother Kun trying to commit suicide? Using a water droplet to wipe his butt, you're truly a lone hero..."

"Oh no, oh no, Kun's chrysanthemum is going to be in danger this time!"

"What a load of rubbish! Isn't this something to celebrate?"

"What are you all talking about? What is a Dripping Water Guanyin? My brother is just wiping his butt, why are you all getting so worked up?"

"Yeah, yeah! What's wrong with you little black guys now?"

What exactly is the Dripping Water Guanyin?

"Oh no, it looks like I'll never get to eat my pigeon's eggs again..."

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