Chapter 67 What You Eat Replenishes



After so many days of struggling to survive, the two of them finally found a fruit tree.

Papaya is a fairly common fruit on islands!

"Wow! So many papayas, and they're huge!!"

"It's so infuriating, it's even bigger than me."

Wang Qian looked at the papaya tree in front of him, laden with fruit. The papayas on it were all very large, far beyond anything he could compare to.

This drove her a little crazy.

Perhaps because she was too small and had low self-esteem, she became particularly sensitive whenever she saw something bigger than her own bear.

"Isn't this normal?"

"Even if there were just a mung bean in front of you, you'd probably be envious!"

Teammate Wang Defa glanced at Wang Qianbei and said with a disdainful look.

After saying that, he glanced at Wang's impressively bulging "proud bear chest" on his back!

"You're talking nonsense! How am I small? Look at yourself, open your dog eyes and take a good look, is this small?"

Wang Qianbei refused to admit defeat, so she straightened her back, puffed out her chest, and swayed her slender waist, showing off her figure.

Although it was indeed very large, no matter how she shook it, it didn't have that surging, turbulent feeling.

After all, no matter how big the packaging is, it won't make a sound if there's nothing inside!

"You're committing fraud; you're deceiving the viewers in the live stream."

"Don't think that just because you wear a 36E bear bra, you actually have that kind of figure."

"This is blatant fraud. Don't you have even the slightest sense of your own limitations?"

Wang Defa also showed no leniency.

After all, how could someone who gets mistaken for someone else's back even when getting cupping therapy suddenly become so big?

"You...you, you, you're driving me crazy!"

“If it weren’t for the fact that being alone on the island is terrifying, I would strangle you.”

Wang Qianbei glared at Wang Defa with bared teeth and claws.

The saying goes, "Don't expose someone's shortcomings," but this guy always exposes his own weaknesses and undermines his own efforts.

"Killing me won't help!"

"If strangling me will make you bigger, then I'll consider my death worthwhile."

"Even if you strangle me, two backs are still two backs. You can't change that fact. Just admit it!"

Wang Defa also said with a serious expression.

Although he wasn't a fan of Wang Qianbei, he often saw her on short videos before.

Especially since there's practically no difference between lying down and sitting in the live stream!

It's no exaggeration to say that you could tell even if you put two ping-pong balls in there...

The problem is that she doesn't even fit the size of a ping-pong ball, which makes it difficult to tell the difference.

"Ugh! I'm so angry! I want to strangle him!"

"What did I do to deserve this? How did I end up with such a jerk of a teammate..."

Wang Qian was so angry he went crazy.

But there was absolutely nothing they could do about Wang Defa.

Because he always points out his shortcomings and the airport with a serious expression...

"Alright, stop being angry! The angrier you get, the smaller you'll become."

"Didn't I find you a papaya tree? Eat a few more and replenish your energy; there might still be a chance to save you."

"Let's try to reach the level of mung beans before we leave here, okay?"

Wang Defa still had a serious expression on his face.

Although it sounds like he's trying to comfort Wang Qianbei, he's also trying to find a way to get her to make some changes.

But everyone could tell that every word this guy said was malicious.

Many viewers in the live stream couldn't contain their excitement any longer.

"Pfft, hahaha!! This Wang Defa really lives up to his name, he's incredibly sassy, ​​every word he says can drive Wang Shuang half to death."

"Wang Defa seems to be telling the truth. She really went too far by choosing such a large size of clothing. Doesn't she know that children can't wear adult clothes?"

“Wang Defa is right. Wang Qianbei is definitely committing fraud. I will report him immediately.”

"These two are hilarious! They're telling us a comedy routine with such a serious face, it's so funny..."

"I love watching these funny live streams!!"

...

At this time, the two had more than 600,000 fans in their live stream.

Although it is incomparable to the number of fans in Chen Fan's and Wu Jing's live streams.

But for a moderately popular online celebrity, this number of fans is actually not small.

Moreover, these are all die-hard fans who enjoy watching the two of them make jokes.

I don't know why, but seeing these two people always makes me laugh.

Wang Qianbei is very particular about his size, but every word Wang Defa says seems to be hitting Wang Qianbei where it hurts.

As the old saying goes, "enemies are destined to meet."

Although Wang Defa was sharp-tongued, he always managed to find a way to expose Wang Qianqian's weaknesses...

However, he is also truly talented.

Their wilderness survival skills weren't too weak, otherwise the two of them wouldn't have been able to last for ten days.

Compared to players who treat each other with excessive formality, this kind of two-person team seems to be more popular.

"Here you go!! Eat two papayas, and you're not allowed to be angry after you finish them."

"I heard that eating this stuff seems to be very helpful for you."

At this moment, Wang Defa also picked a few papayas and casually handed two to Wang Qianbei.

"You... Hmph!!"

"Don't think that I'll forgive you just like that..."

Wang Qianbei was still angry.

I wasn't really angry; I was just used to bickering with Wang Defa.

"It's up to you whether you forgive me or not."

"Anyway, even if you don't forgive me, it won't cost me anything."

Wang Defa, however, seemed completely unconcerned and began eating papaya.

This infuriated Wang Qianbei.

This guy is really an oddball.

She has such a great figure and is quite good-looking, but he doesn't have the slightest interest in her at all!

You said you weren't interested, and that's fine, but you always bring up your shortcomings and weaknesses. It's infuriating, absolutely infuriating.

"Um... I want to talk to you about something!"

Wang Defa suddenly said with a smile.

A sly glint was clearly in his eyes.

“Speak…” Wang Qianbei glanced at him coldly and said irritably.

"Exactly, can we be more real and pragmatic? Stop with all this fake stuff."

"If our live stream gets reported for false advertising and fraud, we're doomed..."

Wang Defa pleaded earnestly.

"Holy crap!! Aaaaaah!! I'm going to eat you alive!" Wang Qianbei completely lost it.

How can there be such despicable people in this world?

It's true that her name reflects her personality perfectly; that's absolutely true.

...

Meanwhile, in Group Six, Chen Fan and Liu Feifei had already returned to the shelter.

The two of them ate four more bananas along the way.

It was already dusk when we got back to the shelter...

"Chen Fan, I'll go cook for us!"

"We have wild garlic and wild ginger tonight, so the leopard meat will definitely be even more delicious."

After a short rest, Liu Feifei prepared to cook.

I still crave more of the leopard meat I had for lunch today.

I can eat the other one tonight too...

"OK!"

"Then I'll go check on how the leopard skin is soaking."

Chen Fan nodded and then walked towards the stream.

The leopard skin has been soaking for several hours now, which should remove the residue, grease, and impurities from the surface!

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