Chapter 1 Volume 4 officially begins



"Do I need to ask? He is definitely better than you! He already has Shanmu Fort and Shanmu Village as his fiefdom, and we helped him occupy Jili Fort and Jili Village. He is now a great hero."

"So what? It can't cover up his stupidity, dullness and bloated figure at all." De Lassel didn't agree with it.

The Queen Luo Nier smiled and teased: "You are so smart, and I am actually strong, not fat."

"You always speak well of him. No wonder. You even said you wanted to sleep with him."

"De Lassel! Are you looking for death?" Upon hearing this, Queen Ronnie glared at the Baron angrily.

【System prompt: You! Are you looking for death?】

"Just pretend I didn't say it. I choose to live in shame." The Baron replied to the system and Queen Ronnie at the same time with a sly smile.

They had a pleasant chat during the journey and felt that time passed quickly. Before long, the Baron and Chu Chu arrived at Gilly Castle where the brave Arthur was.

Gillette Castle at this moment is very different from the last time I saw it. The city walls and streets have been repaired very well. The brave Arthur is taking a rest in the hall with his bare chest.

Just as De La Ser was about to go in, he was stopped by the guard at the door.

Seeing the Baron and Chu Chu approaching, the guard stopped at the main gate and shouted, "Hey, you need the pass of the brave Lord Arthur to pass through here!"

"Arthur and I are old friends. He would let me in even without a permit," explained De La Serre.

"Then you have to let our brave hero Arthur prove it for you before I can let you in!"

"Then I have to go in and find your boss Arthur to prove it."

"Then you need the pass of the brave Lord Arthur to pass through here now!"

The baron was quite helpless, but still did not give up, and tried again:

"Fuck! This is a vicious circle... I've already told you that your Lord Arthur and I are brothers, and I can get in even without a permit!"

The guard roared again: "Damn it, I won't let you in without the brave Lord Arthur here to prove it for you!"

(A rare digression for entertainment purposes only, you are welcome to skip it~)

This scene reminded him of another similar incident, which happened when the author who created the Baron was chatting with his friends:

"Hey, I think you can give me a chance to promote him. After all, our De La Serre is really a very good and high-quality knight who is worth promoting."

"You have to produce some decent results first, then I can promote De La Serre online or elsewhere."

"But I need a promotion opportunity to get decent results, don't I?" As the founder of Count de La Serre, I was very sincere.

"Then show your grades to get recommendation!" At this time my friend seemed to be anxious.

"Hey, I think you understand what I just said..."

"What are your grades?"

"How the hell am I supposed to get grades without help, huh?"

"Show me your results first, then talk to me about help!"

I believe everyone has encountered and experienced such dead loop events countless times...

Back to the baron at the main entrance, since the guard was so stubborn, he did not elaborate any more, drew the Wolf King's sword from his waist, and threatened: "Call your master out, I want to duel with him."

"If you want to find our master, first you must have a pass..."

"Bang!" Before the guard could finish the word "pass", the whip queen Ronnie next to him became impatient and took out the dagger hidden on the inside of her calf, and knocked the guard on the head with the end.

After resolving the problem with violence, Chuchu turned to the Baron and said:

"De Lacel, don't waste time on such trivial matters next time, okay? We have every right to be so crude and rude. You are a baron, and sometimes you can be unreasonable, okay?"

"Okay, isn't it just playing the role of a domineering CEO? Why can't I do it? It's so easy. In fact, if you hadn't taken action just now, I would have beaten this kid too."

[System prompt: Hmm, it turns out that my family is the king of draws, so heroic and dashing.]

At this time, the other guards in the castle saw their teammates standing guard at the door being attacked, and began to gather together to resist.

The clamor woke up the brave warrior Arthur who was not far away. He shouted, "Who is disturbing me? Don't you know my habit of taking a nap? Which new recruit doesn't want to get married?"

His subordinates immediately explained:

"Report, my noble master, it's not our soldiers who are making noise. A few troublemakers came to the door and insisted on sneaking into the castle, and even injured the guards!"

"That's the case. Great! I haven't been to the battlefield for a long time. My bones are itchy and sore! Holy Sword, do you see that enemy? Follow me!"

When the brave Arthur heard that there was an opportunity to fight, he instantly became interested. Without saying a word, he charged with his bare chest and sword in hand!

On the other side, the Emperor Ronnie and Drassel were more than capable of dealing with a few small soldiers, and every move they made was with the hilt and back of the sword, without causing any blood to be shed.

In an instant, the Baron seemed to see a golden-haired ball rolling towards him in his peripheral vision.

"Fuck, Arthur! I haven't seen you for a few days. You have gained weight again. You are fat because you are kind-hearted!"

"Oh oh oh...it turns out to be my brother, De La Serre. Stop it! He's one of ours. Hey...hey hey hey...I can't hold it anymore!"

When they got closer, the brave Arthur recognized that the other party was Baron and Chu Chu, and he planned to order his subordinates to put down their weapons.

However, he was too fat and had difficulty stopping his charge. During the charge, he tried to force himself to brake, but ended up stepping on his right foot with his left foot and falling flat on his face.

Seeing this, the baron, who regarded him as a loyal brother, tried to help him up, but he was so heavy that he almost pulled himself down...

Looking at this scene, the Queen Ronnie began to laugh and said, "We just met and you are doing this kneeling ceremony. Arthur, I feel unworthy of it. Hahahaha."

"What is there to be ashamed of, Queen Ronnie? You once beat me so hard that I was stunned..." The past seemed to be unfolding before his eyes, and Arthur was filled with aftertaste for a moment.

After exchanging pleasantries, the three of them came to the lord's hall, ready to drink and chat.

During the banquet, De La Ser took the initiative to explain his purpose: "Brother, Chuchu and I came here this time because we need your help with something important!"

"As long as you don't eat my golden chicken, anything is fine. Tell me about it!" Arthur replied with a slightly red face after drinking.

[System prompt: I don’t think he has a big heart. He has the stomach of an elephant but the mind of a mouse! Didn’t you eat one of his chickens last time? Why are you still thinking about it...]

Oh, I'm talking about the system. After all, it is their golden rooster. They have faith and need to worship it. I understand.

"I'm not here to win the game. I'm here to ask you to introduce us to the leader of the Nord Kingdom, King Genna. To be honest, I'm the red flash that made a lot of noise a while ago."

De La Serre thought that Arthur would understand what he said, but unfortunately he was a simple and straightforward fool.

"Oh, you are the red flash on the battlefield!? I heard the story. Why do you want to see our king? Do you want to kill him with another flash of light?"

"No, no, we don't want this matter to cause unhappiness between the two kingdoms, so we are here to show goodwill."

"So that's the case. That's not a bad idea. Then just give me the things you need to offer as a token of friendship. I'll send someone to present it to the Kingdom tomorrow, and you won't have to make another trip."

Hearing this, before the Baron could continue speaking, the Queen Ronnie became unhappy first. She jumped up and said:

"Is your IQ blocked by fat? We have come all the way here just to see King Gena in person! If it is just to convey a gift, do I need to come in person?"

Looking at the fat blond man Arthur, who was still confused, a little drunk, and slow to react, I gasped and kicked him in the fat butt!

Just as Arthur was about to raise his glass to drink with the Baron, he was caught off guard by the sudden kick. He stumbled and fell into the Baron's arms, pinning him to the ground. The scene was very ambiguous...

[System prompt: Well... there is no need to tell Safiya about this. I believe you don't like men.]

De Lassel only felt that most of the other's hairy beard and hair were drilling into his mouth and nostrils, which was itchy and smelly.

"Fuck you, Arthur! How many days have you not showered? Someone who doesn't know would think you were fished out of a stinky tofu vat. Get off me now!"

"I haven't washed since I captured this place. By the way, De Lassel... since you asked me to help you, I actually have a problem that I need help with."

Seeing Arthur getting up in a daze, with a helpless and aggrieved look on his face, the Baron knew that he had to help him even if he didn't want to. After all, he still had to rely on him to meet King Genna.

"Okay, I'll help you and you'll help me. Just tell me now and we'll solve it as soon as possible. Chuchu and I are really anxious to go to the capital of your kingdom!"

Soon, Arthur's helpless expression turned into excitement and joy, and he explained:

"You don't know that the water supply in Gillie Castle has always been insufficient. This problem existed when the brave Aji ruled here!

But that guy was lucky and auspicious. Whenever water was scarce, there would always be a heavy rain for him to survive. "

"But since you came here, it has been dry every day, the sun is scorching, and it has never rained, right?" the baron asked.

Arthur nodded helplessly and continued, “Not only that, when the war first broke out here, it seemed that the siege machine catapults destroyed the well water in the castle.

So now it's worse than ever! This is the main reason why I didn't take a shower! De La Ser, I hope you can help us."


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