Seeing the Baron so worried, the system teased:

[System prompt: This is called the mountain is so high that clouds and rain arise, the water is so deep that dragons are born, the gentleman is so kind that virtue flows!

Do you understand? A thousand-year-old turtle, a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise, a hundred-year-old snake, all transform gorgeously into a dragon, which is also reasonable.

Reasonable uncle, let's talk about it after we can defeat it! Facing such a powerful enemy, De La Serre did not dare to relax, his eyes were fixed on the water snake, for fear of missing its every move.

At this moment, the water snake looked down at De La Serre in front of it. On weekdays, it only saw some elementary school students whose hair had not grown out. It was also curious about this strange handsome man.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss~" It made a low hum.

[Water Snake: I haven’t seen an adult man in hundreds of years. This demon is really frustrated~]

"What's the matter? The meat of an adult man doesn't taste as fresh and tender as that of an elementary school student. They are so delicious! You have such a bad taste." The baron replied.

This surprised the water snake, and it couldn't help but wonder: "Hiss?"

[Water Snake: How can a mere mortal, a mediocre human, understand what this demon is saying? ]

"From your tone, it seems like you look down on humans? But the witch Xiaoyanzi who was able to control you before was also a human, wasn't she?"

"hiss……"

[Water Snake: You mentioned that woman who disturbed my mood when we first met. You are such a boring man...]

De La Serre had imagined before that maybe the water snake and the little swallow were good friends. Maybe even a master-servant relationship. Maybe if he brought up the name of the little swallow, he could avoid a fight.

Seeing that Shui She and Xiao Yan Zi don't have a harmonious relationship, it seems that mentioning her will backfire.

However, the Baron still decided to attack the enemy's heart first. The huge difference in size made it difficult for people to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

So he continued to talk:

"Well... Water Snake, how about this? I don't want to be your enemy. If you are willing to stop hurting the teachers and students of this academy in the future, I am willing to do something for you. This is fair, isn't it?"

"Hiss!" Unexpectedly, this sentence made the water snake even more furious, and the situation became more and more serious.

[Water Snake: Fair! Hurt! Are you worthy enough to bring this up with me!? I have been imprisoned in this lake by the academy for hundreds of years!]

After hearing what the water snake said, the system secretly communicated with the baron in its mind:

[System prompt: Oh my god, I really can't imagine how painful it is, Baron. I have been in your body for several months and I already feel that life is worse than death.]

System, you are saying this as if I am abusing you. Aren't we quite happy quarreling with each other every day? But this water snake is really pitiful. It has not had a companion for a hundred years.

For a moment, De Lassel felt pity for the water snake. Anyone would go crazy if they were lonely for such a long time without any freedom.

"Excuse me, water snake, please forgive me for what I said just now. I don't know the true situation. Can you tell me about it?"

"hiss."

[Water Snake: Okay. You are the first person who can understand me. Even the witches of previous generations could only guess my intentions. I haven't had anyone to talk to for a long time. Today, you can be my listener.]

"Then I'm honored. By the way, my name is De La Salle, and I'm all ears. Water Snake, please start your performance."

"hiss……"

[Water Snake: Well, so you are the Baron. Your accent is quite strange, but I like it. Listen, it’s a long story…]

So, the water snake gave a long speech, from how it started out as a snake, to how it entered the lake, to how it fought with the witch and was finally defeated and surrendered, and then to how it was threatened and oppressed by the dean.

De La Salle listened with great interest, but the more he listened, the more he felt it was like the Classic of Mountains and Seas or the Legend of the White Snake...

Of course, the system raised objections, saying it was more like A Chinese Ghost Story...

But when the water snake said that he was harassed by the dean, the baron could no longer sit still and said angrily:

"What did you say!? You can transform into a human form at night!? And the dean was attracted by your beauty and wanted to take you by force, so you counterattacked and killed the student!?"

"hiss."

[Water Snake: You don't need to be so surprised. When I transform into a human form, it's just a basic operation to charm everyone. After all, the dean is also a man.]

Hearing this, De La Serre raised his head and patted his chest confidently and replied:

"Haha, then you have never met a man like me, De La Serre. I am never swayed by beauty. This dean is really a filthy fellow."

"hiss?"

[Water Snake: Are you serious? I have lived for a hundred years, and all men have fallen for me, without exception.]

"Perhaps you will make an exception today," the Baron replied.

The water snake said proudly: "Hiss."

【Water Snake: I don’t believe it.】

This also made the baron more interested. He teased: "Then do you dare to try it? Anyway, it's night now. You should be able to transform into a human form, right?"

"hiss!?"

[Water Snake: Baron, you have misunderstood the situation. I am a water snake that has cultivated for a hundred years and has become a spirit. How dare you, a mere mortal, order me to transform? Who gave you the courage?]

"Of course it was Liang Jianru who gave me the courage... Bah, bah, bah, what I meant was, I'm not giving you orders, aren't you curious whether I will fall for your beauty?"

"hiss."

[Water Snake: I'm not curious. I've been with thousands and tens of thousands of men. The last man who said what you said ended up begging me to stay with him.]

As he listened, De La Ser suddenly felt that there was a problem with the logic and rationality, and he retorted:

"Didn't you say that I was the first person who could understand you? Then how do you communicate with other men? It turns out that women are all liars!"

"hiss!"

[Water Snake: Don't use your limited IQ and superficial experience to guess my endless potential! When I transform into a human, I can speak human language! ]

The baron sneered deliberately, intending to provoke him, and said with a disdainful tone: "I don't believe what you just said now."

"Hiss...hiss!" Even though the water snake had been practicing for a hundred years and had become indifferent to everything in the world, it did not expect that the water snake would still be in a bad mood at this moment and it was rare for it to get angry.

[Water Snake: Very good, very good... Human language is so simple, how could I not learn it? Well, today I will transform myself to show you what a charming and beautiful woman is! ]

Hearing this, De La Serre was ecstatic, hahahaha! This rare scene, he could finally witness it with his own eyes.

After all, hearing about such a beauty, no man would want to miss it. But the words of the water snake made the baron unhappy.