I'm talking about the system, please don't use cats as examples in the future. I have a bad nose and I'm allergic to cat hair. When you mentioned it, I felt the tip of my nose was a little itchy... A-choo!
[System prompt: With such a big body, you have all kinds of small problems! As a man, you are really weak... You... are you not capable? ]
Shit, I'm just a little allergic, and you say I can't do it? It seems that I need to prove my body in a few days.
You can choose the system. If you want to see Huang Luo Nier or Safiya, of course, Ruoshui from the Magic Academy is also possible...
[System prompt: Tsk~ If you can handle the Valkyrie Tianyan, you are awesome. ]
You know, "You are awesome" is a "high compliment" to a man. To some extent, it is the highest honor in the male world.
This also greatly inspired the Baron, and gave him some bold ideas...
Just when he was about to reply to the system, the system suddenly changed the subject and said:
[System prompt: Hey, you really lost a lot of fun petting cats. Let me give you a chance. Go and pet the cat. Just do it. I will take responsibility for the consequences! ]
Responsible, how are you going to take responsibility? When the System King talked about something else and started to talk nonsense again, the Baron became interested.
[System prompt: I will say hello to hell for you, and you can go directly to the gate of heaven. This is a good deal~ I won’t open the back door for ordinary people to enter. ]
You fucking want me dead, I get it. Go offline! De La Serre ended the communication with the system unhappily and continued with the matter at hand.
Soon, Lao Ke took Russell to his own stable. Among the countless horses, there was a peerless Arabian horse that seemed so unique.
Although the rest of the horses have not yet been domesticated into war horses, just by looking at them roughly, one can tell that with a little whipping, they will become top-notch quality in the future.
But nowadays, these fine horses still serve as a declining background wall, highlighting the majestic and lofty majesty of that peerless Arabian horse!
"This...this! The phoenix is actually nesting among a pile of sparrows! What a waste of resources! What a waste of resources! Old Ke, how can you keep it together with them?" The baron complained.
Old Ke shrugged helplessly and explained: "It's not that I don't want to do that, Baron. It just won't let me get close, even though I've been feeding it for so long."
"Wow, man, such a bad temper!? I like it. Let me try..." De Lassel looked eager to try.
Old Ke nodded, agreeing with the Baron's move forward, but he was still a little worried and said:
"Drasel, you are our family's benefactor. I have an obligation to remind you that this horse is extremely ferocious. You must protect yourself first!"
"Thank you for your concern, Lao Ke, I can take care of myself." After the Baron answered Lao Ke, he slowly walked towards the peerless Arabian horse.
How could the peerless Ferghana horse not sense the stranger who had just arrived? At this moment, it showed an unhappy expression and growled in a low voice: "咴儿..."
[Blood Horse: Where did this bastard come from to disturb my peace...]
"Hey, you are so rude! I am not some scumbag. I am your future partner. My name is De La Serre."
In an instant, the Arabian horse showed an expression of surprise. It looked at the baron in the distance and sizing him up.
"Hey?" The Arabian horse started to call again.
[Sweat-blooded horse: Is this true? Does this man understand what I am saying? ]
"It's the truth, I understand. And, I told you, my name is De La Serre, please don't call me this man."
"Er..."
[Blood Horse: It's incredible... There are actually humans who can understand the language of horses...]
"That's nothing. Excuse me for being blunt. Let me show off. Flowers, birds, fish, insects, snakes, dragons, eagles... I understand them all."
After De La Serre finished speaking, he felt a little amused. He was clearly the chosen son of the dragon clan. But how did the current development of the situation make him seem like the king of animals...
Recalling the past, the deeds of the snake, dragon and eagle that I just boasted to the Ferghana horse actually happened.
[System prompt: Oh, why do you think so much? Being able to communicate with animals as you please is something that many people would love to have! Since you have this ability, don't waste it.]
The Baron felt that what the system said made sense, so he stopped thinking about it. He didn't care about the so-called chosen one. He was born extraordinary anyway!
"Hey." At this time, the Arabian horse had already accepted that the man in front of it could speak the language of horses, and started communicating with him.
[Blood Horse: Well, Lashisel, you are quite special. ]
"Hey, hey, hey! It's De Lassel! What 'shit De Lassel'? Are you hard of hearing?" The baron was furious when he heard the Ferghana horse calling him like that.
"Er."
[Blood Horse: Huh? Your name is Chuanxisel? What is your name? Can you please tell me clearly at once?]
"What's diarrhea... Oh my God, why can't you get along with poop..." For a moment, De Lassel was speechless.
"Neigh..." Seeing the Baron like this, the horse became a little impatient.
[Blood horse: What God, what shit... You are such a troublesome person, go away, don't bother me. ]
The Baron saw that it had lost interest and knew that any more small talk would only arouse its disgust, so he stopped talking and retreated.
Old Ke, who was far away, saw the Baron return with a frustrated look on his face, and knew that things were not going well. He comforted him:
"My Lord, it's nothing. Don't be sad. This horse has seen thousands of good men, but so far no one has been able to ride on its back."
"Well, I know I can...it's just that I didn't perform very well just now. By the way, Lao Ke, is there something wrong with this horse's ears?" asked the Baron.
Hearing the Baron's question, Lao Ke couldn't help but be a little surprised and called him an expert!
"I didn't expect you to be an expert on horses, Baron! You noticed its defect in just a moment!? That's right, its ears are not good."
De La Serre became anxious: "Why not take it to the hospital for treatment? This ear problem can't be delayed!"
"This... Baron, the best horse expert and the best veterinarian in our town of Tulgari, that is, myself, can't even get close to it. Not to mention, I can't heal it, and..."