Lin Xi commented: "He comes with a built-in soft-focus filter and his own background music. This monk is something else."
Qian Fugui added insult to injury: "Which respectable monk in which temple is engaging in seduction?"
Tian Lan weakly retorted, "Although Master Shikong gave me insects to eat, he was radiant with golden light and had a kind and compassionate appearance. He didn't look like a bad person at all."
Qian Fugui asked, puzzled, "Didn't you not see his face clearly? What if his face was covered in bumps?"
"Impossible!" Tian Lan was very certain. "Master Shikong has a good temperament and a tall figure. He must be very good-looking."
In her dream, she seemed to see the face of Master Shikong, a face so handsome it could kill, incredibly good-looking.
However, she didn't dare say it aloud.
Qian Fugui muttered, "I think this Master Shikong must be an ugly monster, which is why he creates an atmosphere and doesn't dare to show his true face."
Tian Lan glanced at him and said, "Master Shikong is much better looking than a fatso like you."
"Holy crap! This is a personal attack." Qian Fugui immediately perked up. "I am indeed a bit fat, but my features are still good-looking. Everyone in the Qian family has a round face, double eyelids, and a high nose."
Tian Lan put her hands on her hips and said, "You're not as good-looking as my son, yet you want to compare yourself to Master Shikong?"
Qian Fugui glanced at Qu Feng next to him, his confidence clearly lacking. "I have more hair than him. He's bald at such a young age."
Qu Feng: "..."
My heart was stabbed hard.
He sighed, "Mom, stop talking, let's go home."
Tian Lan moved her lips, but after catching a glimpse of her son's expression out of the corner of her eye, she obediently shut up.
The second son is no longer as obedient as before. If he wants to have a better life in the remaining years, he must learn to read Qu Feng's mood.
Qu Feng cleaned the floor and thanked the master, saying, "Thank you for getting rid of the bugs. I'm taking my mother home now."
Lin Xi waved, "Bye-bye."
Qian Fugui, holding his phone, called out names, "Next, Lu Xiaoyu."
“Yes, yes, yes.” A young woman pushed a wheelchair in. “Master, my mother is just like that old lady. She keeps talking about going to Master Shikong’s Dharma assemblies.”
The elderly man in the wheelchair had gray hair, a wrinkled face, trembling hands, and drooling from the corners of his mouth.
Lin Xi was stunned. "She can still go to the Dharma assembly like this."
"Sigh." Lu Xiaoyu sighed deeply. "My mother is seventy years old and has always been in a wheelchair. I don't know where she learned about Master Shikong, but she started manually controlling her wheelchair to go out."
“My mom secretly paid 200,000 yuan in membership fees. I found out, so I followed her. This old lady was in a wheelchair and ran very fast. I couldn’t even catch up with her on my electric bike.”
"Finally, she couldn't brake in time and fell down the stairs, spending three whole months in the hospital."
"Master, guess what happened?"
Lu Xiaoyu patted her chest frantically to catch her breath, "My mom can't control her bowel movements, but she can operate a wheelchair with one hand and escape from the hospital by herself."
Everything about her mother has changed, but the only thing that hasn't changed is her love for Master Shikong.
Lu Xiaoyu grew angrier the more she thought about it. "Master, this Master Shikong is definitely a wicked monk who specializes in seducing old ladies and swindling their money."
The person in the wheelchair became anxious, "Little Rain, Master Shi Kong... no, he's not... a bad person... he... is... a very... good person."
They can't even speak clearly, yet they still want to defend Master Shikong.
Lin Xi was utterly speechless. This monk had such unique tastes; she wondered how many more old ladies would be fooled.
"Did your mother take the pills too?"
“Hmm.” Lu Xiaoyu was very angry. “I couldn’t stop my mom. She spent 500,000 yuan to buy five pills and ate them all.”
Lin Xi paused for a few seconds, then said, "First, get rid of the Gu worms inside the body."
She skillfully took out a silver needle and pierced Lu Xiaoyu's mother's chest.
The 70-year-old woman shook herself a few times and spat out two long white maggots.
Lin Xi killed the insect with a needle and then used a fire talisman to burn its corpse.
Lu Xiaoyu bowed slightly, "Thank you, Master."
"It's done. There are no more worms in her body." Lin Xi reminded her, "Your mother won't live much longer. Make the most of these next few months to fulfill her wish."
Lu Xiaoyu rubbed her temples. "Thank you for informing me, Master."
The doctor said the same thing: her mother's organs were aging and she wouldn't live more than three months.
Lu Xiaoyu pushed her wheelchair away, and she will spend the rest of her time accompanying her mother through the last leg of her life.
Qian Fugui shouted, "Next, Wu Chunhua."
No one answered, so Qian Fugui called out again, "Is Wu Chunhua here?"
In the past, fortune tellers would be waiting here early in the morning, without needing to be called. But today, for some reason, none of them are here.
Shouting like that is too hard on his voice, so Qian Fugui decided to buy himself a megaphone.
He called out again, "Wu Chunhua, where is she?"
"Here, here."
Wu Chunhua raised one hand and pulled the old man next to her inside.
The old man cursed and swore, "I'm not possessed. Let me go. I'm going to see Master Shikong."
Lin Xi: "..."
This monk not only seduced the old lady, but also the old man; he really wasn't picky about women.
Without her having to say a word, Qian Fugui asked skillfully, "Your dad also ate the 'Old Phlegm Foot-Stepping Sauerkraut Ball'."
"Huh? Hmm."
It took Wu Chunhua a few seconds to understand what he meant. “My dad stole the neighbor’s pills and keeps clamoring to see Master Shikong, but he won’t let him join.”
The old man was furious. "Why can't I join the Dharma assembly? I have money, I have two hundred thousand, I have two million! I want to see Master Shikong!"
Wu Chunhua frowned. "Master, look, ever since my dad took that pill, he's always said that."
Lin Xi took out a silver needle and pierced the old man's chest with it.
"puff……"
This time, instead of long worms, it spat out maggots that looked like ink.
Countless black maggots wriggled and flew toward the group.
"Holy crap!!"
Qian Fugui was closest to them, facing a huge swarm of black maggots.
Lin Xi threw out a talisman to burn the maggots, and a disgusting smell of stinky feet spread out, filling the entire room with this sour stench.
The elderly men and women immediately got up and ran away.
"Master, see you tomorrow. We really can't stand this smell anymore."
I didn't even finish my gossip today, and I was also disgusted by the stench. The older folks especially hate this monk.
Qian Fugui pinched his nose tightly. "Master, I can't breathe."
Lin Xi rubbed her temples and used the yellow talisman to absorb the scent.
No, she wanted to slip away too; the smell was just too unbearable.
She walked towards Wu Chunhua and said, "Your dad did this. Clean this up."
Wu Chunhua smiled sheepishly, "Master, I'll clean it right away."
Lin Xi hurriedly went out, "Fu Gui, that's all for today's divination. I'm going to catch Master Shi Kong."
This monk is lewd; he likes to seduce old men and smelly feet. Catching him should bring you a lot of merit.
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