The face-smearing demon is dead, Yao Zu lies unconscious on the ground, and a highly decomposed corpse lies on the bed.
The village chief looked pale and sickly. His stomach was empty, and he felt like vomiting but couldn't. His mouth tasted bitter and sour.
He slowly looked at the ruthless man who had killed the demon with his bare hands, "Um, Master... what should we do with the corpse?"
Lin Xi clapped her hands. The monster was gone, and the cleanup was no longer her concern.
"Ask the real police officers in the back."
Aren't you a legitimate police officer?
The village chief didn't dare ask and obediently nodded, "Okay."
He turned to the blond-haired man, "Officer, what should we do with the body?"
Leopard Gold Coin pinched its nose. "Leave it for now. A bear will come to collect it... no, someone will come to collect it."
The village chief skillfully pretended not to hear, flashing a professional smile, "Yes, sir."
Leopard Gold Coin pulled out two confidentiality agreements from his waistband. "Keep everything you saw today confidential. Sign them quickly."
The village chief accepted it honestly, and several large characters came into view.
Believe in science, don't be superstitious.
He twitched his lips, signed his name, Li Defu.
Leopard Coin glanced at it. "You like chocolate?"
"Huh?!" Village Chief Li paused in his writing. "What do you mean?"
Leopard Coin urged, "It's nothing, just sign it quickly."
After Village Chief Li signed, he put away one of the Leopard Gold Coins, saying, "Two copies, keep them safe."
“Okay, no problem.” Village Chief Li was extremely obedient. He looked around, his gaze finally settling on Lin Xi. “Everyone, would you like to rest here for the night?”
"No need, the matter is resolved, let's go back." Lin Xi took the lead and walked out the door, and the others immediately followed.
The four walked very fast and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Now, the village chief was left with a corpse, and he screamed "Holy crap!"
"Holy crap!! Wait for me, slow down!!"
He ran a few steps, then suddenly remembered that Li Yaozu was lying inside. He hesitated for a moment, then sped up and ran downstairs.
This is Li Yunda's "Yaozu," not his. He won't die from lying here all night. I'm outta here.
...
In the grass at night, Leopard Coin reverted to its original form. "The light is poor at night, and the mountain paths here are difficult to traverse. I'll carry you back."
He looks big and burly, but he is actually very considerate.
Lin Xi jumped on, "Thank you, little kitty."
Leopard Coin got used to this nickname. "You're welcome. Kitty is willing to carry everyone. Qingqing, come on up."
Mushroom Green turned into a little mushroom, "I'm here, Brother Leopard."
Feeling the cool mushrooms on his back, Leopard Coin smiled and said, "Qingqing, you sit in front and show me the way."
Mushroom Green jumped onto his head and released a spore. "Brother Leopard, follow my spore."
Her spores are so small that only Leopard Brother can see them with the naked eye, besides herself.
The tiny spores drifted in one direction, and Leopard Coin took off running happily down the mountain. "Hold on tight!"
The night wind was a bit chilly, and Leopard Coin reminded her, "Qingqing, lift up my fur."
The mushroom cap gradually turned red. "Brother Leopard, I'm not cold."
Leopard Gold Coin: "It's okay, next time I'll pluck some fur and knit you a windproof hat, you can't refuse."
Mushroom Green replied softly, "Mmm."
Lin Xi and Yun Yan were fed another mouthful of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection). The mushroom and the cat had a strange chemical reaction together. This couple is a bit weird, but unexpectedly adorable.
Hualu Village is quite far from the Yunnan Branch Bureau, and the journey was very boring, so Lin Xi took out her phone to check messages.
Ring ring!
Yun Yan was taken aback. "Grandmaster, my phone is ringing."
He pressed the answer button, and Master Jingyuan's ghostly scream came through, "Disciple, quickly give the phone to your grandmaster!!"
Yun Yan said, "Grandmaster is here. Master, what's wrong?"
"I'm going to die! I'm really going to die this time!" Master Jingyuan shouted. "Grandmaster, come quickly and save him!"
Lin Xi said calmly, "You won't die. Save yourself."
"Little Grandmaster, how could you be like this?" Master Jingyuan wailed. "Yunyan isn't here, so you ignore me. I at least call you Little Grandmaster, waaaaah..."
Lin Xi rubbed her temples. "Get to the point. If you keep talking nonsense, you might as well die."
"The monk is here! Me, the ostrich, and the bear are trapped in his formation... Ouch! Don't touch me... my only cloak!!"
Knock knock knock!
The sound of a wooden fish being struck came from the phone screen. Lin Xi asked, "Is Shi Kong next to you?"
“He’s not here,” Master Jingyuan cursed. “That damned monk ran away long ago. Huiming is currently striking the wooden fish to ward off demons and monsters. He won’t last long.”
Lin Xi chuckled twice, "Why are you in such a hurry when Shi Kong isn't here? A Taoist priest and a Buddhist monk can't handle a simple formation?"
“Grandmaster, you don’t know this. Formations fall under the category of magic. I have strong physical attacks but zero magic, while Huiming has strong defense but zero attack.”
“Ostriches and black bears are negligible; one is cute and helpful, the other is a tough meat bun.”
"If this combination can't handle a formation with maxed-out magic power, magic attack, and magic defense, I don't even know what kind of formation it is."
"We're missing one player, a super mage."
"What is all this nonsense?" Lin Xi was utterly speechless. "Just wait."
"Slow down? Junior Grandmaster, we can't slow down! This formation is extremely strange. If we slow down any further, we'll lose our lives..."
Lin Xi hung up the phone and returned it to Yun Yan.
The old man is full of energy and has time to joke around; he's definitely fine.
Yunyan explained, "My master loves playing games and often stays up all night playing them."
"At his age, staying up all night, no wonder he's mentally unstable." Lin Xi patted the leopard coin. "Little kitty, slow down, no rush."
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