Xiao Tu's words ignited the atmosphere.
Little Jin was overjoyed, "Ah! We have a little master now!"
Little Shui exclaimed, "Wow, the adults are right, kissing can lead to pregnancy! Master and Bao just kissed and now they have a baby!"
Little Fire also exploded, "Oh no, I accidentally kissed a big rock before, could the rock be pregnant with my baby? Little rock, I'm sorry."
Only Xiao Mu remained as steady as a rock throughout the entire event.
"A bunch of naive little elves, pregnancy isn't like that. Kissing won't get you pregnant, you need that."
Xiao Tu asked curiously, "Which one?"
Xiao Shui and Xiao Huo spoke up in unison, "Xiao Mu, explain yourself clearly, which one is it?"
Xiao Mu stuck out her tongue, "I'm not telling you, hehehe."
With his master present, he dared not speak recklessly.
He's already been sentenced to three days of solitary confinement; if he keeps spouting nonsense, the sentence will probably be doubled.
Xiao Tu snorted, "If you won't tell me, I'll ask my master."
Xiao Mu chuckled, "Go ahead and ask, hurry up and ask."
Another member has joined the ranks of those in the "black room" (a place for supervising and punishing criminals); he now has company
At this moment, Lin Xi lay in the man's arms, her lips gradually turning pale, a dull ache emanating from her lower abdomen, and a surge of heat flowing down her back.
Oh no, this familiar feeling is... my period!
She sighed, "My period has started."
Fu Jingyao frowned slightly and placed his palm over her stomach. "It's three days early. Is everything alright? Should we see a doctor?"
"Huh?" Lin Xi was shocked. "You even know that?"
She herself couldn't remember the exact date of the last time, but he remembered it clearly.
Fu Jingyao chuckled, "Good memory."
Since meeting Xixi, he remembers every single thing they did together clearly and will never forget it.
Fu Jingyao said softly, "Xixi, sit down and rest for a while. I'll go make some brown sugar ginger tea."
"Okay, sure."
Lin Xi leaned back weakly on the sofa, closed her eyes, and inhaled deeply.
Xiao Tu crept closer, his eyes filled with worry, and after a moment's hesitation, he decided to go for it.
He took a deep breath. "Master, being pregnant with a baby must be so uncomfortable. Let me blow on it for you, huff huff."
Lin Xi looked completely bewildered. "Who told you that?"
Xiao Tu answered truthfully, "I guessed. Adults say kissing can make you pregnant. Master, was I right?"
Lin Xi explained helplessly, "Kissing won't make you pregnant, don't believe such nonsense."
Xiao Tu is a studious child. When he doesn't understand something, he asks, "Kissing doesn't make you pregnant, so why do Master and Baby kiss? How can you get pregnant?"
Lin Xi was speechless.
Xiao Tu is truly a genius, posing such a brilliant question.
Lin Xi changed the subject, "Little elf, don't worry about so much, go and cultivate."
"Okay." Xiao Tu jumped off the sofa and waved her little hand. "Master, I won't bother you. Get some rest. Goodnight."
Lin Xi nodded and smiled, watching the paper figure leave. She lay flat on the sofa, her hands covering her stomach.
I don't know how much time passed, but in my drowsy state, I heard a deep male voice.
"Xixi, are you alright?"
Lin Xi opened one eye. "It's nothing. Just like last time, I'll be fine after a good night's sleep tomorrow."
Fu Jingyao raised the cup to her lips, "Have some, then I'll carry you upstairs to sleep."
Lin Xi swallowed a few mouthfuls, leaned on his shoulder, and said, "I'm not drinking anymore."
Fu Jingyao touched her forehead. "Three days early, are you really okay?"
Lin Xi shook her head. "It's normal."
We used to be delayed, this is the first time we've come early.
Could it be that the kissing caused emotional excitement, leading to an endocrine imbalance?
Last time my mouth hurt, this time my stomach hurts.
Oh my god! Eight more times!!
"Xixi?" Fu Jingyao gently touched her face. "Go upstairs to sleep?"
Lin Xi hummed in agreement, "I'm sleepy."
Fu Jingyao picked her up and carried her upstairs quietly, perfectly utilizing the function of a hand warmer.
Downstairs, Xiao Mu laughed with his hands on his hips, "Haha, our master has forgotten about us. What the book says is absolutely right: falling in love lowers your IQ."
Xiao Tu pressed on, "Tell me about the question you just asked. I want to hear it."
Xiao Shui and Xiao Huo leaned over, "We want to hear it too."
Xiao Jin didn't say anything, but her feet involuntarily moved in that direction, her gossipy heart burning brightly.
Xiao Mu made a face and ran away quickly, "Hmph! I'm not telling you, guess slowly."
...
Lin Xi rested for many more days until she received a message from Qian Fugui on her phone.
Qian Fugui: [Master, stop slacking off! The fortune-telling appointments are booked until the end of next year. If you don't come back soon, we'll be nagged to death by the elderly folks.]
Below is a bunch of crying emojis.
Lin Xi finally remembered her fortune-telling business and, as usual, took Fu Jingyao's car to the fortune-telling hall.
As soon as I entered, enthusiastic applause erupted.
Qian Fugui and Ji Heng led the way, each holding a colorful ball.
The elderly men and women stood in five rows, clapping in unison.
"Clap clap clap!"
"Welcome back, Master! We've missed you so much!"
Lin Xi covered her face in embarrassment. After a week apart, the elderly men and women hadn't changed at all.
She cleared her throat twice. "Sit down, everyone, please sit down."
The elderly men and women sat down, waiting for the fortune telling to begin.
Qian Fugui and Ji Heng put down the colored ball and rushed to the door at the same time, shouting.
"Master, you're finally back."
"Boss, you're finally back."
Ji Heng scratched his head. "Boss, you've solved another super difficult paranormal case lately? Is it even more dangerous than the zombie case from last time?"
Lin Xi couldn't very well say that she was just lazing around at home, so she casually replied, "It is indeed very dangerous."
Ji Heng felt immense admiration, and the image of the powerful figure saving the world flashed through his mind.
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