The headless ghost stood in front of the bridal sedan chair, sticking out its tongue to roll up the curtain, its tone carrying a hint of disdain.
"Wow, this little thing is really unique."
Zhuang Yi was trembling all over and couldn't hear anything from the outside world. He desperately tried to convince himself.
This is a dream! Wake up!!!
Knowing you're dreaming but unable to wake up no matter what, this feeling is suffocating.
Zhuang Yi pinched his thigh with all his might.
Wake up, wake up!!!
My eyelashes trembled violently, and the scene before my eyes gradually blurred.
He can move now.
"Holy crap!"
Zhuang Yi suddenly woke up with a start, a chill running down his spine, as if he were still sitting in the eerie bridal sedan chair.
Last night was definitely not just a dream: the knocking on the door, the blood-red wedding dress, the strange bridal sedan chair...
Zhuang Yi's first reaction was to search online.
What should I do if I dream of a ghost getting married?
One netizen's comment was quite insightful.
Sister, you've definitely encountered a ghost marrying into the underworld! Quickly find a master to exorcise it, or you'll die!
The word "death" was deeply etched in Zhuang Yi's mind. He was frantic and inquired everywhere about finding a master.
After waiting for three days, we finally met Master Lin.
Zhuang Yi took a deep breath. "I sleep at the entrance of the Divine Calculation Hall every night, just waiting for the master to come."
Lin Xi explained simply, "A person knocks three times, a ghost knocks four times. You shouldn't have opened the door that night."
Zhuang Yi's teeth chattered. "What will happen if I open the door?"
“Opening the door is equivalent to agreeing to a ghost marriage.” Lin Xi raised an eyebrow. “So the ghosts will carry you home in a grand sedan chair.”
Zhuang Yi's pupils dilated in shock. "I'm a man! What the hell am I supposed to get married for?! You deadbeat man or woman? If you were a woman, I'd be better off."
Lin Xi quickly calculated with her fingers, "You'll find out soon enough. Is there anything else you want to say?"
Zhuang Yi racked his brains, “Ever since the door opened, I dream of myself sitting in a bridal sedan chair every night, and each time it lasts longer.”
“The matchmaker said that today…” He blushed and squeezed out a few words, “Today we will have our wedding ceremony, enter the bridal chamber, and consummate our marriage.”
"Pfft, hahaha." Ji Heng tried his best to suppress his laughter. "Ahem, sorry, I just remembered something happy. I promise I wasn't laughing at you. Please continue."
Zhuang Yi was utterly despondent. "Laugh, laugh all you want, I really want to laugh but I can't."
This is so outrageous that people would think he's insane if he told them.
Not only was she forced into marriage, but she was also forced into it!
He was a dignified, upright man, and he could not tolerate this. He ordered the master to kill this ghost.
Zhuang Yi repeatedly emphasized, "I'm a man! A man! A man!!"
Ji Heng patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, calm down. Maybe the ghost you marry is the one who loves men the most."
The more you resist, the more excited he gets!
Zhuang Yi completely broke down, pleading, "Please shut up, I'm already in a terrible situation."
He asked Lin Xi, "Master, what do you think?"
"No need to look, let's just catch the ghost." Lin Xi got up and walked over. "Take me to your house, it'll be done in a few minutes."
Zhuang Yi was surprised, "Aren't we waiting until tonight?"
Lin Xi said indifferently, "What a waste of time, I'm leaving."
We need to do twenty divinations today, and time is tight, so we must hurry.
She wasn't planning to come tomorrow; she wanted to pack her travel gear with Fu Jingyao.
Ji Heng hurriedly ran to the car, "Brother, let's go, keep up with the master's pace."
Zhuang Yi was a little unaccustomed to it, "So fast?"
I thought I would need to prepare a lot of things first, then set up an altar and perform a ritual in the room.
The master was both impatient and hasty, hoping everything would go smoothly.
Zhuang Yi strode after him, "Master, I'm here."
In the crowd, Su Zikun craned his neck and said, "The master left so fast, he flew away in a flash, and we haven't even figured out what happened yet."
Aunt He smiled and said, "Young man, you don't understand. The master's younger brother will share with us later. Just sit here and wait."
"Oh, thank you for letting me know, ma'am." Su Zikun rolled his eyes, sensing that the master's reaction was a bit off.
He lowered his voice and whispered, "Master, it's extremely urgent, something must have happened."
Jiang Ji was stunned. "Something happened, then I..."
Su Zikun quickly pressed him down, "Sit down. Based on my experience in choosing scripts, the master's anxiety must be related to her husband. How about we make a bet?"
Jiang Ji had no liking for his brother-in-law, whom he had never met. He said coldly, "Don't mention that man in front of me."
Su Zikun rested his chin on his hand and said, "I think the master is madly in love with her husband. If you go against him, you'll definitely get beaten up."
"I don't believe it." Jiang Ji said with absolute confidence, "She won't hit me, never."
Su Zikun immediately sought out a witness, "Auntie, have you ever met the master's husband?"
"Of course I've seen it."
Aunt He gets really excited when she talks about this.
"The master's husband is the best person in the world. His face is so handsome it's out of this world, and his physique is dozens of times better than yours. You couldn't afford even a small watch that he owns, even if you worked for ten lifetimes..."
"Young man, don't be envious or jealous. The master and her husband are people you can't possibly reach."
Su Zikun's smile froze.
Such eloquence, you're courting death.
He's the only son of the Su family, after all. What a piece of junk watch! Give me a hundred bucks.
Wearing half and losing the other half, dancing in the street covered in watches.
Su Zikun only dared to think about it; he was very curious about who the master's husband was, that he deserved such praise from the old lady.
I hope we can meet soon.
...
At this moment, the three of them were standing at the door of Zhuang Yi's house.
Lin Xi yawned. "Open the door, or you don't have to. Just get me a stool."
Zhuang Yi quickly opened the door. "Master, please come in. My house is not messy."
The room was small but clean and tidy, with everything in its proper place, and a family photo hanging on the wall.
It's a hundred times cleaner than Lu Zi'ang's house.
Lin Xi sat on the sofa. "You have an older sister."
Zhuang Yi nodded, "My father is in poor health, my mother is blind, and my older sister dropped out of junior high school to work and support me through university."
“I am very grateful to my sister, who told me to love life no matter where I am.”
As Zhuang Yi spoke, his eyes welled up with tears, and he gently stroked the photos on the wall. "Now, my sister is taking care of our parents in our hometown, while I'm working outside."
"College students can easily find high-paying jobs without much hard work."
This is a lie, and Ji Heng and Lin Xi both know it. What working person doesn't suffer?
Ji Heng reassured him, "Don't worry, the boss is incredibly capable."
Zhuang Yi's gaze was firm. "I believe in the master. When will we start exorcising ghosts?"
"Sit down." Lin Xi took out a silver needle. "Use a little blood to draw a talisman."
Zhuang Yi wasn't afraid. "It's okay, take whatever you want."
Lin Xi took four drops of blood, concentrated spiritual energy at her fingertips, and quickly drew talismans on yellow paper.
The talisman flew into the sky, twinkling like little stars.
Lin Xi clapped her hands. "Next, wait."
Zhuang Yi asked, "What are we waiting for here?"
Lin Xi laughed and said, "A married woman should naturally stay in her boudoir and wait for a ghost to come and marry her."
Zhuang Yi's lips twitched.
The master can be quite humorous at times, but this joke isn't funny.
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