The room was dimly lit, as if a thick fog had risen, making everything hazy and indistinct.
Diwuliwa la, wuerwa~~
With a single whistle, the ghosts come to marry.
The surrounding area was covered with paper money used for funerals, layer upon layer, emitting a faint green glow.
There was not a trace of joy; an atmosphere of terror permeated everywhere.
Zhuang Yi trembled and moved a little closer to Lin Xi.
Waaah, Master, please save me!
Eight strangely shaped ghosts carried the bridal sedan chair, their buttocks swaying as they did so, each with an identical smile on their lips.
The matchmaker, wearing a large red flower on her head, covered her mouth and giggled, "Bride, today is your wedding night with your groom, hurry up and get in the sedan chair."
Zhuang Yi cursed, "Go to hell!!"
The matchmaker, beaming, announced, "The bride has agreed! Quickly get him dressed and made up, hurry!"
A dense swarm of ghosts crowded up, their lips forming the same curved shape, creating an extremely eerie scene.
Zhuang Yi dared not open his eyes, "Master, a ghost is here!"
"What's there to be afraid of? The real ghost hasn't appeared yet." Lin Xi crossed her arms and watched their performance.
"Neither Chinese nor Western, the person who designed this wedding must be out of their mind."
Zhuang Yi: "..."
He truly deserves to be called a master; he remained so calm even in this crisis, and even had the composure to care about the form of the wedding.
The wedding was truly awful, including the wedding dress and sedan chair, which felt as light and flimsy as paper, lacking any real substance.
Zhuang Yi patted his head, "Don't get led astray."
"Master, what do we do now?"
Ji Heng, hiding behind, said, "Don't worry at all, the big boss knows what he's doing. Sit down and watch the show."
Zhuang Yi was nervous and uneasy.
He's the bride, how can I feel at ease?
If they actually went to the bridal chamber, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Zhuang Yi covered his buttocks tightly and jumped behind Lin Xi.
The matchmaker, her eyes vacant, walked forward step by step, saying, "The auspicious time has arrived; the bride shall get into the sedan chair."
A large group of ghosts crowded up, making it impossible to tell who the bride was.
Never mind, just pull them all up.
"Get in the sedan chair! Get in the sedan chair!!"
The ghosts repeated a single sentence, as if it were a pre-programmed sequence.
Ji Heng asked in confusion, "Boss, these ghosts are a bit strange."
“Because they are not real ghosts.” Lin Xi threw out a hurricane talisman.
In an instant, a fierce wind raged, and the ghosts could no longer maintain their human forms, turning into sheets of white paper that scattered on the ground.
Ji Heng's eyes widened. "A ghost made of paper."
Lin Xi said calmly, "To be precise, it's a paper ghost."
The real ghost infused a wisp of yin energy into the yellow paper, using the paper to represent the ghost and forming a wedding procession.
This thing is very fragile; it will break if the wind blows. It can't really be called a paper figure.
The wind stopped, and all the ghosts disappeared, leaving only a large red sedan chair with tassels on top swaying in the wind.
Zhuang Yi cautiously opened his eyes. "Master, is there a ghost inside?"
"Hmm." Lin Xi swaggered forward. "Just a vengeful ghost, it has some strength but not much. Come and take a look."
Zhuang Yi had no choice but to step forward and slowly approach the bridal sedan chair.
Having seen more of the world, Ji Heng grew bolder. He reached out and grabbed a tassel, saying, "This is quite pretty. I'll buy some for my wives when I get back."
Zhuang Yi's gaze towards him immediately changed, filled with surprise and a hint of lewdness.
"My wives!"
This young man is so young, yet he has a lot of scumbag tendencies.
Ji Heng quickly explained, "These are just figurines from my collection. Please don't overthink it, thank you."
Just then, the bridal sedan chair swayed gently, and he pulled the tassel back from his hand. "You brat, don't touch it!"
Ji Heng's temper flared up, and he put his hands on his hips and shouted angrily, "I won't let go, the boss will beat him up."
Lin Xi's expression was indifferent. "Get out here now!!"
The bridal sedan chair shook even more violently, abandoning the beautiful tassel, and turned to run away.
Lin Xi grabbed a tassel, her tone completely calm, "You insist that I do it myself."
The bridal sedan chair was terrified and quickly rolled out of it, crying, "I'm here! Don't hit me, no, don't hit the ghost!"
Waaah, violent woman.
Mom was right, women can be scarier than men sometimes.
A transparent soul crouched on the ground, curled into a round ball, its features obscured.
Lin Xi ordered, "Stand up straight and confess honestly."
The transparent ghost resisted for a moment, then obediently stood up, feet together, hands on its trouser legs, head held high and chest out.
Ji Heng stroked his chin. "You just finished military training, and your posture is so perfect."
The transparent ghost scoffed, "None of your business."
A cough came from behind him, and he immediately chickened out, confessing everything, "My name is Duan Min, male, I died three months ago, and I'm currently marrying my bride..."
Zhuang Yi's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died. "Open your eyes and look carefully, I'm a man."
Duan Min shrugged. "A man is fine. The two of them can live together in the underworld and won't have children. There's no difference between a man and a woman. I can accept it."
Zhuang Yi wanted to beat him to death. "Are you crazy?!"
Duan Min's eyes were full of mockery as he made a heart shape with his hands. "I am indeed sick. I have lovesickness for you. I love you."
Zhuang Yi couldn't stand it anymore, "Holy crap, do we even know each other? What did I do wrong that God is punishing me like this?"
Duan Min clutched his chest, his face contorted in pain. "My love was so unbearable. You've broken my heart so deeply."
Beside them, Lin Xi and Ji Heng stared in disbelief.
Duan Min is both timid and bold; despite being afraid, he openly expresses his love.
Is this the legendary true love?
Zhuang Yi went completely mad, pounding on the bridal sedan chair, yelling, "Love you my foot! I'm going to beat you to death!"
Duan Min started singing, "I love you walking alone in the dark alley, I love you... catch it quickly."
Zhuang Yi screamed, "Ahhh! Shut up!!"
Lin Xi interrupted the argument between the human and the ghost, "Duan Min, right? Why are you harassing ordinary people?"
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