Master Jingyuan walked out of the grove and felt a chill behind him. He touched his buttocks and found them empty.
Oh no, my underwear is torn.
Going out naked would damage his image, so Master Jingyuan reluctantly returned to the grove, intending to borrow a pair of pants from Yunyan.
He turned and crashed into a yellow and white ghost car, a chill creeping into his heart.
Oh no! The junior master is here! Run!
Just as Master Jingyuan lifted his leg, the miniature peach wood sword flew past his scalp, shaving off a clump of hair.
His snow-white hair fell down, and his heart ached terribly.
Lin Xi got off the ghost car, and a red butt came into view. She raised her hand to cover her face, "Old man, put on some pants. You're so old, why are you running around naked?"
!!
Oh no! The junior master saw it!
Master Jingyuan took off his clothes to cover his buttocks, looking extremely flustered. "Little Grandmaster, why did you come so quickly? Didn't you say you'd finish the divination before coming?"
A gaunt old man stood with his chest and back exposed, his long beard covering half of his body, and a tattered white and reddish-white shirt around his lower body, making him look even uglier.
Lin Xi looked up at the sky, took a black cloak out of her bag and threw it to him, "Put it on quickly. Don't call me Little Master in front of outsiders. I don't know you."
Master Jingyuan was deeply moved. "Thank you, Junior Grandmaster, for sending the cloak from afar."
Although her master had a sharp tongue, she was kind-hearted and still cared about him; he held a place in her heart.
Master Jingyuan put on his cloak and wiped the corners of his eyes with each twitch.
Lin Xi rolled her eyes. What a drama queen.
She grabbed Master Jingyuan by the ear and dragged him inside, saying, "You betrayed your teammates, and you even betrayed your own disciple! Don't you have any morals?!"
"Oh dear, little grandmaster, I was wrong." Master Jingyuan argued, "I didn't abandon Yunyan. I was training him. Young people are full of energy and should exercise more."
"Ah! Be gentle, little grandmaster, I'm sensitive!"
Lin Xi strode into the woods. "You're a black-hearted sesame filling, your crust is very thick."
"Enough talk, let's go!!"
In an open space not far away, a man's hand trembled slightly as he gripped a money sword, and a pile of zombies lay at his feet.
Hearing the noise, Yun Yan turned around, his dull eyes immediately lighting up. "Little Grandmaster, you've arrived."
"Hmm." Lin Xi glanced around and saw a large group of zombies, some dead, some crippled, not a single one standing.
On the left, two or three black zombies roared at the sky, "Ho ho ho!!"
Damn humans, the King will avenge us.
Lin Xi couldn't understand the zombie language, but she felt it was cursing.
She threw out several fire talismans, burning away all the zombies to prevent any zombies from resurrecting and biting ordinary people.
The raging fire swept across the entire grassland, including the spot where the three of them were standing. Master Jingyuan jumped up and down, saying, "It's so hot! Little Master, you want to burn me to death!"
Lin Xi ignored him.
The zombie virus can infect two people at once. The old man's red underwear was bitten by a zombie, and there is still poison gas left on it, so it must be cleaned.
There were too many zombies, and the flames burned for three minutes.
Master Jingyuan clung tightly to his cloak. The fire set by his junior master had burned all his clothes, leaving him with only this cloak.
Without the cloak, he would really have to run naked.
As expected of the junior grandmaster, his methods are swift, accurate, and ruthless, and he can't distinguish between friend and foe.
Lin Xi sensed something and turned her head. "Old man, you're cursing me in your heart again."
"No, absolutely not." Master Jingyuan denied it three times in a row. "Little Grandmaster, how could I dare to scold you?"
He quickly changed the subject, "Well, the zombies are dealt with, let's continue looking for our colleagues in southern Yunnan."
"Disciple, lead the way."
Yun Yan took out a compass from his backpack. "The compass indicates there are signs of life to the north."
Master Jingyuan looked at him curiously, "When did you learn feng shui for finding people?"
“A few days ago, but my abilities were insufficient, I could only find people in a simple way.” Yun Yan put away the money sword, held the compass and turned it around. “Little Grandmaster, this way.”
"Okay, let's go."
The two left first, while Master Jingyuan stood there blankly.
It's heartbreaking; his apprentice has learned another skill, making him, the master, seem even more useless.
Yun Yan turned around and urged, "Master, hurry up and catch up."
Master Jingyuan jogged over and said, "I'm here."
The further the three walked, the more lush the trees became, and the flowers, grasses, and leaves were covered with water droplets, indicating that it had just rained.
Master Jingyuan slapped himself. "The thirty-sixth mosquito. Southern mosquitoes are big and poisonous. My face and neck are covered in bites, and I'm so itchy."
Yun Yan took out a bottle of floral water. "Little Grandmaster, do you need some?"
Lin Xi waved her hand, "No need."
She slapped five mosquitoes to death, and the yellow talisman in her hand was covered with countless dead mosquitoes, as well as ants and a few centipedes.
With such a harsh environment, we should have brought Jiang Yuanyuan here; this is a green paradise.
Master Jingyuan stretched out his hand, "Disciple, I want it."
Yunyan opened the lid. "Master, stand still, I'm going to spray some on you."
The familiar scent enveloped him, and Master Jingyuan felt a little better. "Where is he? Where is he?"
"Almost there." Yun Yan suddenly stopped. "The compass shows there are signs of life here."
Master Jingyuan looked around and said, "There's no one here, and no zombies either."
Lin Xi spoke up, "Shut up."
She listened carefully and heard breathing sounds coming from below. Following the sound, she parted the grass and found a small mushroom.
The canopy is a deep pink with a vibrant color.
Master Jingyuan squatted down. "Little mushroom, it's normal to find these things in the forests of southern Yunnan. What kind is this? Is it edible?"
Yunyan opened the mushroom encyclopedia to compare, "The Boletus luridus, scientifically known as Boletus rubra, turns blue when damaged. It can be eaten when cooked, it is juicy, tender and chewy, but it is easy to cause poisoning."
Master Jingyuan swallowed hard. "The mushrooms in southern Yunnan are delicious. This Boletus luridus is so cute, it must taste amazing."
Seeing that the blue-handed creature seemed to tremble, it quietly retreated one centimeter.
Master Jingyuan blinked. "Am I seeing things? Did the little mushroom just move?"
"Are you seeing things?" Lin Xi said calmly. "The little mushroom has become a spirit."
Master Jingyuan blurted out, "Mushroom spirit tastes even better."
The Bodhi seed released a strange gas.
Master Jingyuan took a sip, feeling a bit dizzy. "Damn it, I think I saw little people dancing. I'm poisoned."
Lin Xi was speechless. "Serves you right for messing with the cute little mushroom."
She patted the umbrella. "Little mushroom, we're not bad people, don't be afraid."
Seeing that the hand was shaking even more violently.
This person slapped it, and a lot of spores fell off.
Waaah, the spores she painstakingly cultivated are gone, all gone.
Seeing the blue-handed creature, it dared not run away, nor dared to move, for fear of being caught and boiled into soup.
She's just a little mushroom, not tasty.
Please, please, go.
Yun Yan took out an ID card with the national emblem on it. "Little Mushroom, hello. We are from the Beijing Special Administration Bureau. We are here to find our colleagues from the Yunnan Branch. Have you met anyone else?"
The little mushroom hopped forward a few times, stretched out its umbrella handle to take a closer look, and a sweet, soft voice came from inside the umbrella.
"Hello, I'm Gu Qingqing from the Yunnan Branch."
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