Water, fire, and earth rushed toward the dining table, causing a brief period of chaos.
Lin Xi immediately got up and pulled Fu Jingyao aside.
Xiao Jin was unfortunately hit by a tiger-skin pepper, but he calmly picked it up, put it in his mouth, and continued eating.
The three-second rule states that food dropped on the ground is considered clean if it remains on the ground for no more than three seconds and should not be wasted.
Lin Xi acted as the referee, "Xiao Tu littered chili peppers, deduct three points."
"Xiao Shui knocked over the bowl, deduct three points."
"Light the eggplant over a low flame, deduct 10 points."
Lin Xi belatedly realized what was happening, put her hands on her hips and angrily said, "Xiao Huo, you're not allowed to cheat by setting fire."
Little Fire nodded briefly, "Yes, Master."
After finishing his braised pork, Xiao Mu held his empty bowl and watched the three little paper figures compete.
Regardless of who wins or loses, he won't have to wash the dishes.
The results came out quickly: Xiao Shui and Xiao Huo lost out in the fight for a piece of bok choy.
Xiao Tu won the title of "King of Rice" with a piece of braised beef.
Xiao Mu commented, "So don't pick up the cabbage and lose the braised beef."
Linxi announced, "Xiaotu wins. Xiaoshui and Xiaohuo will clean the table and wash the dishes."
Xiao Tu was extremely excited and jumped up on the spot, shouting, "Yay! I'm the best!"
He was jumping around when he accidentally stepped on a chair, and his head hit the trash can.
Suddenly, his white dress was stained with oil, and he turned into a dirty little paper doll.
Little Tu wailed, "My master made me such a beautiful dress!"
Xiao Mu said softly, "Xiao Tu's experience tells us not to be too happy too soon. Fortune and misfortune are interdependent and can transform into each other."
Xiao Tu ran towards Lin Xi, her eyes brimming with tears, "Master, I didn't mean to ruin the gift you gave me."
"Alright, alright." Lin Xi patted his head and gently touched it, removing the oil stains.
Little Tu happily twirled around, saying, "Thank you, Master."
Xiao Mu continued her commentary, "The little elf who knows how to act cute has the love of her owner, while I only get locked in a dark room by my owner, sob sob sob."
Lin Xi grabbed his ear, "Xiao Mu, you know so much!"
"It's alright." Xiao Mu blinked. "Master, I'll go keep an eye on Xiao Shui and Xiao Huo to prevent them from fighting and ruining the kitchen. You and Bao should go to bed early."
Lin Xi glanced at her phone; it was already 10 p.m.
She let go of his hand, "You're free to move around."
"Yay!"
Little Water and Little Fire obediently cleaned up the mess, promising to win next time.
Little Tu lay sleeping in the soil.
Xiao Jin stood at the kitchen door.
Xiao Mu kept staring at the second floor, itching to go up and peek.
Xiao Jin patted his head, "Don't get any funny ideas. Last time, the master forgot to put you in solitary confinement. If you mess around again this time, you'll be locked in that dark room until you die."
Xiao Mu asked, "Aren't you curious? The interactions between Master and Bao are much more exciting than any domineering CEO novel."
Xiao Jin suppressed her inner gossip and firmly shook her head, "Not curious at all."
"Your expression betrayed you." Xiao Mu gave a mysterious smile. "Don't worry, I'm careful this time. I'll share with you when I get back."
The wavy-haired paper doll transformed into a streak of green light and flew towards the grass outside.
Xiao Jin shook his head and sighed, "If you don't court death, you won't die."
He listened to his master and kept a close eye on the other three little elves.
Xiao Mu is too naughty, I can't control him.
Upstairs, Lin Xi and Fu Jingyao exchanged a glance, the atmosphere a little awkward.
They both spoke at the same time, "You go first."
Fu Jingyao chuckled, "Xixi, we have a great understanding."
Lin Xi hummed in agreement, "It's natural to feel this way after spending so much time together."
Of all the creatures she had ever seen, Little Water and Little Fire were the most compatible, even though they didn't get along.
The man suddenly moved closer and said, "Xixi, I've heard that the more kisses a couple has, the stronger their understanding of each other."
"What kind of twisted logic is this?" Lin Xi pushed his chest. "If you're not going to wash, I'll wash first."
She turned and rushed to the wardrobe, grabbed a set of pajamas, and dashed into the bathroom.
After quickly taking a shower, Fu Jingyao was not in the room; he had no idea where he had gone.
Lin Xi had just washed her hair, and her head was still wet.
She took out the hair dryer from the drawer, and just as she plugged it in, her phone rang.
Ding ding dong dong!!
Lin Xi was slightly surprised, "An old man?"
The two became friends in southern Yunnan, but Master Jingyuan remained inactive in the contact list, never sending any messages.
Tonight, for the first time ever, I posted a single message.
【Little Master~(￣▽￣～)~】
This emoticon means the old man is up to something again.
Lin Xi replied, "Speak if you have something to say, otherwise leave."
【Oh dear! Little Master, there's no need to be so fierce】
Next, Master Jingyuan sent a bunch of funny cat emojis.
Lin Xi was speechless; the old man was more fashionable than her.
[Send again, and I'll block you]
Sorry, it was a slip of the hand. Please don't take it to heart, Junior Master.
What exactly do you want?
Do you remember what I said last time?
Of course, reading domineering CEO novels lowers your IQ, old man, you should read less of that nonsense.
As the saying goes, a thousand readers will have a thousand Hamlets; little grandmaster, you haven't grasped the essence...
Lin Xi replied simply, "[Deleted]"
[No!!! I'm coming to Yuanqing Temple right away. Don't you want to see the other old men, and their disciples and grand-disciples?]
Lin Xi stopped deleting people.
[Delete after viewing]
[Young Master, you are such a cold-hearted person! (Shouting)]
Master Jingyuan posted a picture of a cat crying, along with a long text.
Lin Xi finished reading it in a few seconds.
In summary, the old man went crazy in the middle of the night, his restless heart had nowhere to settle.
Can I really post these things? Won't they get censored?
Master Jingyuan: [Little Grandmaster, let me tell you, the essence of love is the exchange of hormones, the attraction of the body, and the soul... the soul is not important for now.]
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