Chapter 295: Master, do you have a brain disease?
The secret guard no longer wanted to provide any advice to his master.
He talked for a long time until his throat was dry, but His Highness still didn't believe him.
Finally he chose to shut up.
His Highness felt that what he said made sense.
What kind of disease is this?
I really want to ask the imperial physician if there is any cure for this!
"Why don't you speak?"
Lu Zhiheng frowned and looked at the stupid secret guard with disdain, "Are you mute?"
Secret Guard: “…”
To be honest, he would rather be mute.
If he were a mute, he would not have suffered such torture from his master.
The secret guard took a deep breath and looked at his master silently, "So, Master, now you know that girl likes you... likes your friend, what are you going to do?"
If the friend the master was talking about really existed, under normal circumstances, when the master heard him ask this, he would actually roll his eyes at him and say, "I don't need to do anything, I just need to avoid suspicion."
But it's obvious.
How can this be normal?
Lu Zhiheng didn't know why, but when he heard this answer, he felt a hint of sweetness and a slight sourness in his heart. This inexplicable sour feeling made him feel uncomfortable, but he seemed to enjoy it.
However, this stupid and clueless secret guard suddenly spoke.
The corners of Lu Zhiheng's lips, which had just curled up, drooped again.
"What on earth is your business?"
"Why are you talking so much?"
Secret Guard: “…”
Hearing the barely concealed disgust in his master's words, he just wanted to laugh.
Good, good, good!
The master is disgusted with him again, right?
He spoke in vain!
If you have the ability, master, don’t ask him!
What's the point of telling him to shut up?!
If you have the guts, just shut up!
However, when the secret guard really remained silent and didn't even say a word.
Lu Zhiheng was dissatisfied again.
He clutched the book in his hand and frowned at the stupid ass in front of him, "Are you dumb?"
Secret Guard: “…”
The secret guard took two deep breaths, feeling as if his scalp was about to explode. "Your Highness, what exactly do you want me to say?"
"If it really doesn't work, have someone drag me away and chop me off!"
He couldn't stand it anymore, really.
This kind of torture is like grinding meat with a blunt knife!
He didn't violate any heavenly law, his crime is really not serious enough!
Lu Zhiheng also seemed to feel that his discrimination was a bit inexplicable.
He put down the book in his hand and said, "I don't know what I am going to do."
"I just think what you said just now makes some sense, but...but the question you asked is a bit too stupid. He likes my friend, what does it have to do with me!"
"Why should I do this?"
"Isn't it my friend who should be the one I should be worried about?"
The more Lu Zhiheng spoke, the more he seemed to feel that what he said was right, and he was almost convincing himself.
Secret Guard: “…”
Master, the friend you are talking about better really exists!
"Your Highness, since you have figured it out, why bother worrying about it?"
"How to deal with it is your friend's business. Your Highness, there is really no need to worry about it. Your Highness has many things to do every day. Why waste your energy on unimportant things?"
Although the secret guard said this, the sarcasm and gloating in his tone were almost overflowing.
Others don’t know whether this friend exists or not, but doesn’t he know?
Lu Zhiheng frowned, he didn't know why he lost control of his emotions. The sore and swollen feeling almost filled him up and overwhelmed him. It was rare for such emotions to dominate him.
Lu Zhiheng suddenly asked: "If it were you, what would you do?"
The secret guard was caught off guard by this question and was stunned.
"Subordinate?"
The secret guard scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed. "That's really asking me a question. How can a rough fellow like me be liked by a girl?"
"I'm not good-looking, and I can't say sweet words. I've only ever been chased and beaten by girls. I've never experienced what it's like to be chased and liked by a girl."
Lu Zhiheng asked him how to deal with it here.
It really stumped him.
How would he know what to do with this, he had never encountered anything like this!
Lu Zhiheng: “…”
Lu Zhiheng originally felt a little sad, but now he was even more irritated. "Just think about it, how would you handle this if you encountered something like this?"
Secret Guard: “…”
How dare he have such a grand dream?
Are you trying to kill yourself?!
"Well...it depends on what she likes about me. If she likes my generosity, then I should show my generosity more in front of her."
"If she likes me to be good-looking, I would love to dress up like a butterfly every day and always appear by her side."
Having said this, the secret guard seemed to be in the scene himself, and his emotions became nervous.
"When it comes to the girl you like, sometimes you have to hurry up. After all, there are so many beautiful women in this world, some of them are like peacocks that love to spread their feathers everywhere. If you hesitate, she will be snatched away."
Lu Zhiheng's expression suddenly tensed up for a moment after hearing what he said.
If one family has a daughter, hundreds of families will seek her out.
Not to mention a girl like Su Tan who is unparalleled in the world.
"But...but I'm not sure how much that girl likes my friend."
"Does she really like my friend?"
Lu Zhiheng asked again and again, as if he was determined to know the answer.
Secret Guard: “…”
The secret guard silently watched the expression of his master.
Some words were on the tip of his tongue but he swallowed them back.
actually……
In fact, what he wanted to say is that when a person repeatedly wonders whether another person likes him or her, the real answer is that he or she likes the other person.
But his master is the most stubborn person. If he said this, given His Highness's temper, he would probably be so stubborn that he would ask someone to drag him down and beat him with a stick to prove his innocence.
The secret guards don't like to ask for trouble and suffer.
Some things should be figured out by Your Highness himself.
Moreover, the master didn't seem to notice that he was deliberately confusing the audience. What the prince was asking was clearly what he should do if a girl liked him.
But my answer was, what should I do if I have a girl I like?
But the master didn't seem to notice the trick.
Maybe the master discovered it, but he kept it to himself and was too lazy to expose it.
The secret guard said silently: "Master, since you think that what I said is right, it proves that you can also sense that the girl has some feelings for your friend."
"As for the extent of this affection, has Your Highness noticed it?"
Lu Zhiheng subconsciously tightened his grip on the book in his hand.
He lowered his eyes and said, "She has suffered a great deal of betrayal in her past. I don't know how much love she has left to give."
Secret Guard: "!!!"
The secret guard's eyes suddenly widened, and his mouth was so big that an egg could almost fit in it.
He had been wondering what girl had tempted his prince.
Who knew that His Highness was such a big sieve.
When His Highness suddenly said this, he immediately knew who the girl was!
She had been badly hurt in love before, but she was still very good to Her Royal Highness the Princess. Some people criticized this girl for being cruel and ruthless, but she was also beautiful and unparalleled in the world!
If you add all these things up, it’s almost like reporting Master Su’s birth date!
The secret guard scratched his head. He also knew that Su Tan was a very good girl, fighting demons and upholding justice, but - "But I heard that Master Su has cultivated the ruthless way. Then... then she shouldn't be tempted by anyone!"
You are already a person who practices the way of morality, but you still talk about love. Aren't you digging your own grave?
Lu Zhiheng: “…”
Lu Zhiheng glanced at the secret guards, a look of disdain on his face. "The ruthless way doesn't mean to cut off all feelings and love."
“Great love is ruthless, and ruthlessness is affection.”
"This ruthless path does not mean that one should abandon all emotions and love. On the contrary, those who practice the ruthless path need to have great love in their hearts and treat all things equally."
"Heaven and earth are unkind, treating all things as straw dogs. Sages are unkind, treating the people as straw dogs. The same is true of the ruthless way."
Secret Guard: “…”
The secret guard felt a splitting headache.
He is most afraid of hearing others talk like this!
"Your Highness, this... what you said is too profound. I don't understand!"
Just the two sentences His Highness just read out were not good words to my ears!
Lu Zhiheng was about to say something when he suddenly frowned and glared at the secret guard.
"Who said I was talking about Su Tan?"
"You like to be smart, get out and accept your punishment."
Secret Guard: “…………”
The secret guard silently raised his hand and slapped himself in the face.
But what he really wanted to slap was his own master.
My Lord, are you ill?
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