Chapter 157 Teaching
Chen Mo sank back into the ground with the confinement room.
"Hehehe~ I made a new friend~ la la la~"
He looked at the little finger that he had just hooked with Ji Ruo, and he felt happy no matter how he looked at it.
But after a moment.
Chen Mo's face suddenly turned gloomy.
"Make a pinky promise? Bah! A trick to fool children. I have lived for so many years, would I be fooled? Bullshit! I don't need any friends. I want to recruit younger brothers and swear blood oaths! I want to be the boss!"
Chen Mo looked at the door of the confinement room that had never been closed and smiled sinisterly.
"It's almost time. Master will be able to go out soon. You dog Chen Zai, wait for me!"
After laughing sinisterly for a while, Chen Mo rubbed his stiff cheeks, took out his half-finished ID card, and scratched his head: "What went wrong? Why can't my ID card be used?"
After thinking for a while, Chen Mo hooked his pinky finger around the half-finished ID card and whispered, "Pin it, hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change... Hehe~ It's really fun."
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Ji Ruo said hello to the dormitory manager and returned to the dormitory.
"Ji Ruo, how is it, is the problem solved?" asked Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory.
"Well, it's solved."
"It's good that it's solved." Liang Shixian didn't ask any more questions, and said, "By the way, we played a day of club ranking battles today. Your previous words inspired them a lot. Our club's performance was not bad all day today... The biggest gain is that when everyone is fighting now, they will subconsciously try to take advantage of the environmental conditions in the battlefield.
There is one thing, because everyone has a hard-to-get rid of vegetable smell, we can't hide ourselves very well, which leads to us often being discovered in advance when we ambush the enemy..."
Ji Ruo stayed in the confinement room for most of the day, and the Spicy Spicy Group was also not idle, and had been playing the club ranking battle.
Liang Shixian reported today's battle situation to Ji Ruo. After Ji Ruo opened the door to a new world, the performance of "Sixteen Dishes" was very good.
Although my thinking still has certain limitations and cannot be compared with Ji Ruo, it is much better than before.
Although we lost more than we won, everyone gained something.
They had just been enrolled for a few days, and their meridians were even opened by Ji Ruo on the day of enrollment.
Other clubs haven't started recruiting new members yet, so it's already very good that the Spicy and Spicy Club was able to win.
After all, they have to face the seniors from the No. 1 martial arts school.
Therefore, even though they lost more than they won, the members of the Spicy and Spicy Group were still very enthusiastic - they were seniors after all!
"Many times we were defeated because of the smell of food on our bodies?" Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "Can this also expose yourself during an ambush?"
Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment: "After all, the battlefield is a primitive environment. It's so strange that the smell of 'stir-fried pork with green peppers' and 'braised pork' suddenly appeared..."
"You won't use this as a condition to set a trap?"
Liang Shixian: “?”
Ji Ruoyi spread his hands and said: "The simplest way is to smear the feces of the simulated demons on the battlefield on your body, or just lie in the feces and pretend to be feces.
Generally speaking, demons will only excrete feces within their own territories. By analyzing the characteristics of the feces, not only can we roughly determine what demon the feces come from, but we can also use the feces to hide ourselves with the smell of the demon.
If you use this knowledge point in reverse, you can set up an ambush.
If you are really in the wild and can rely on this method to get shelter, it may be a little dirty, but as long as you can survive, who cares about this? "
"But..." Liang Shixian said hesitantly, "The smell left by your palm technique cannot be completely covered up even by demon feces! If you use feces to cover up your own smell, the smell of feces will become very strange!"
Liang Shixian had tried this method before, so he knew it so clearly.
"I know, but what's the problem?" Ji Ruo rolled his eyes. "Demons can't get upset by eating? If they get upset, it makes sense that they'll poop out with a weird smell, right?"
"Ah, this..." Liang Shixian was stunned.
Ji Ruobai said, "If you really have been lying in poop, let's put it another way, squad leader, would you go and check the ingredients of the poop just because it smells a bit strange?"
Liang Shixian thought for a moment and said, "No, no..."
"That's it!" Ji Ruo clapped his hands and said, "If you have a strong odor on your body, the easiest way is to lie in poop and use the smell of poop to cover up most of your own odor.
This way, when someone passes by you, you can suddenly jump up and kill the opponent by surprise... For now, the club ranking battles are against seniors, but no matter what kind of seniors they are, they are still students. If you really lie in poop, do you think they will come to dig it out?
To be honest, if you were in my shoes, would you go and pick it up when you have nothing better to do?
The battles you just told me about, squad leader, were actually many times you didn't have to lose. You could have won, but you just couldn't let go of your pride. Why did you fail because the body odor was too strong? Nonsense!
What if this is real? What if this isn't happening in a simulated battlefield? Which would you rather do, lying in poop or staying alive?
Liang Shixian fell into deep thought. After a moment, he sighed and said, "Ji Ruo, you are right. Our thinking is too limited."
Ji Ruo continued, "Even if you can't save your dignity and lie in the poop, you can still make a simple platter of the plants in the forest.
Take some slightly suitable plants and pile them up so that they look like dishes from a distance, and then you hide in the trees nearby, ready to attack... stealth attack, right?"
Ji Ruo cited several examples in a row, and Liang Shixian felt more and more ashamed the more he listened.
"Ji Ruo, how did you come up with so many ideas?" Liang Shixian said with admiration, "These ideas are useful, but they almost all take advantage of people's sense of shame... Yes, we are all still students, we feel ashamed, and our opponents must not feel any better. Why didn't I think of that..."
"It's so simple." Ji Ruo said nonchalantly, "Think in reverse and treat the things you really dislike as plans, isn't that enough?
It's just a simple plan, I won't really do it.
Lying in poop and stuff, how dirty."
Liang Shixian: “?”
After saying so much, you finally say you wouldn't do that?
"Class monitor, why are you looking at me like that?" Ji Ruo asked in surprise, "Do you think I can't beat those seniors? Only when you can't beat them will you come up with some tricks!"
Liang Shixian: “…”
"Haha, I'm just kidding~ If there's really no other way, there's nothing wrong with doing this... Well, after everyone finishes class tomorrow, we can continue playing the ranking battle, and I'll lead you personally."
Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, then directly edited a group announcement in the community group chat, and at the same time posted several examples cited by Ji Ruo in the group.
After thinking about it, everyone in the Spicy Spicy Group was amazed at Ji Ruo's plans that did not take personal or team reputation into consideration at all. After careful consideration, they responded enthusiastically.
So in the next few days, Ji Ruo took the members of the Spicy Spicy Group and spent all their spare time in the club ranking battle.
Not to mention, that completely shameless style of play actually earned them some fame.
Of course, the members usually have to attend classes, so when Ji Ruo has nothing to do, he either plays single-player simulation battles or goes to chat with Chen Mo.
He discovered something magical, that is, there seemed to be no limit to the number of "little red flowers" that Chen Mo gave him. Chen Mo alone gave Ji Ruo dozens of little red flowers in just a few days.
During this process, Rosie gradually became familiar with Chen Mo. Usually, when Ji Ruo led the members to play simulated battles, this little girl would stay in Chen Mo's confinement room and play with Chen Mo.
Luo Xi even became Chen Mo's teacher, teaching him how to read and write.
"Oh, how could you be so stupid! I told you that this word is not written like this!"
Luo Xi angrily slapped Chen Mo on the head.
Unlike Ji Ruo, Luo Xi seems to be able to contact Chen Mo normally.
This little guy would occasionally stare at Chen Mo's body and drool...
After being slapped, Chen Mo chuckled, but he was not angry. He said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Luo Xi, I'm a big fool. You are a magnanimous little cat. Can you teach me more carefully?"
"Okay, okay!" Rosie felt happy to be called teacher.
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