Chapter 244 Tang Dong: Don’t Call Me Uncle

"Someone is waiting for me?"

Tang Dong was a little surprised: "Who is it? I remember that except for Mr. Chen Zai, no one can stay in the First Martial Arts School for a long time..."

Ji Ruo said mysteriously: "You will know when you see it."

"Okay, I will go back when I have time." Tang Dong said, "Although it's a bit troublesome to go back, I have to apply for an appointment in advance, quarantine... After going through all kinds of procedures, it will take about half a year to prepare before I can go back... But since you said so, I will start applying after things here are resolved."

Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "Is it so troublesome to go back to the No. 1 Martial Arts School?"

"What do you think? The mental hospital where Mr. Chen Zai works is of utmost importance." Tang Dongchong squinted his eyes and said, "The nurses there are all warriors at the peak of the Golden Body Realm. You are very familiar with Gu Xingzhou, right? According to gossip, he originally planned to apply for a nurse position, but he couldn't even beat a nurse in a competition, so he became the director of the Education Department."

Ji Ruo: “???”

Gu Xingzhou frowned and said, "I heard it! Ji Ruo, don't listen to him. What do you mean I didn't beat them? Those nurses are all women. How can I, a grown man, be on the same level as those women..."

Tang Dong looked at Gu Xingzhou with a smile, and Gu Xingzhou's voice became lower and lower, and he kept saying some difficult to understand words, such as "How can you be a man if you hit a woman", "Even if you win, it's an unfair victory", "It would be more embarrassing if you lose", "It's because you didn't go to the competition, not because you lost"... and so on.

Ji Ruo was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Tang Dong said, "Alright, alright, it's been so many years, and you're still so stubborn. If you were cremated, your whole body would be burned up, but I guess you'd only have your mouth left."

"You! Tang Dong, don't think that I won't hit you just because you are in the Heaven Realm. I..."

"Sorry, I made a breakthrough two months ago and have already started the application process for becoming a Star Warrior."

Gu Xingzhou opened his mouth, then muttered softly and turned away. Even with Ji Ruo's poor hearing, he couldn't hear clearly what Gu Xingzhou was mumbling.

I could only vaguely hear things like "How come everyone has made breakthroughs so quickly?", "The position of director is my downfall", "The director of education is not even worthy of being a dog"...

"Anyway."

Tang Dong ignored Gu Xingzhou and continued, "The First Martial Arts School is in the body of Mr. Chen Zai. His strength alone is required to support the cultivation of all the students in the school. Every bit of strength is important. If I were to enter at this level, it would be a huge burden for Mr. Chen Zai..."

Ji Ruo was slightly stunned.

He suddenly recalled the day when he ran under the setting sun on campus. Many freshmen were so excited by the running that they were able to open their minds and open up their energy channels.

At that time, because so many people had breakthroughs, a large-scale infusion of spiritual energy was triggered, so that Ji Ruo seemed to see something similar to blood vessels appearing around the sun in the school, and the sun also looked a bit like a heart.

Ji Ruo thought it was an illusion at that time, but he didn't expect it to be true.

"Well, Uncle Tang..." Ji asked hesitantly, "I have another question."

"You ask."

"That is, when we were studying at the First Martial Arts School, did we enter with our bodies or with our minds?"

"Of course it's the physical body that enters." Tang Dong said: "[Fantasy of the End] is to make Mr. Chen Zai's fantasy materialize. It is equivalent to a small secret realm, a real space."

"So that's how it is..." Ji Ruo nodded slightly. When he left the First Martial Arts School before, he appeared directly in the toilet of the mental hospital. So Ji Ruo thought that he entered the First Martial Arts School with his consciousness, while his body was being taken care of in the mental hospital.

"And one more thing." Tang Dong suddenly said, "Don't call me uncle anymore. It makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Ah? Then what should I call you?"

"Call me sister."

Ji Ruo: “???”

Ji Ruo looked at Tang Dong from head to toe in surprise. No matter how you look at him, he looks like a man!

No matter his figure, voice, or Tang Dong’s inner demon in the No. 1 Martial Arts School, he has the image of a man!

Even the name sounds more masculine...

Tang Dong looked at Ji Ruo's surprised expression, raised his hand and pressed his ribs with some frustration: "I knew it would be this kind of reaction... Forget it, you can yell whatever you want, I don't care... Damn it! If you don't get a higher cup size by practicing martial arts, what can I do!"

"Ah... Sister Tang..." Although it was a bit impolite, Ji Ruo still looked at Tang Dong carefully, scratched his head, and said, "I think this has nothing to do with the cup size..."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

Ji Ruo looked at Tang Dong, who had a plain face, short hair, black-framed glasses, an average figure, and was wearing a gray and white plaid shirt. He hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, ahem, it has to do with many things..."

To put it simply, it has nothing to do with women!

"Oh, forget it." Tang Dong waved his hands and said, "I will be stationed in the starry sky in a while anyway, and then my parents won't be able to urge me to find a partner."

Ji Ruo: “…”

So it is for this purpose that you practiced hard to become a star warrior!

It's simply too hard to complain.

Ji Ruo realized that the topic could no longer be continued and decisively changed the subject.

The age difference between the two is not that big. Tang Dong is very talented. Now he is only in his fifties or sixties, but he has successfully broken through the sixth realm of martial arts. The more advanced the martial artist, the longer his life span. Even though he is in his fifties or sixties, Tang Dong is still considered a young man.

But at this age...

Ji Ruoxin thought, no wonder this sister Tang’s family is so anxious to get married…

Is it reasonable to be single in your fifties or sixties?

Is it true that I will be a widower for most of my life?

The two chatted and became more familiar with each other.

Since they both graduated from top martial arts schools, they had a lot of common topics and once they started chatting, they couldn't stop.

Anyway, the Netherworld demons have been dealt with by strong muscular men. With the roar of fists, no demon can maintain its intact form for more than three seconds.

Liang Shixian and the others were resting around the mountain sacred tree because they had consumed too much energy previously.

As the Mountain God Tree's body advanced, its clone also underwent some changes. The aura on its body rose, and its life breath became richer.

Jing Lan was discussing her experience of overcoming the tribulation with the mountain god tree and did not come over to disturb Ji Ruo.

suddenly--

"Boom--boom--crack--hey--brother Xiao Xingjie!"

Because the star calamity had ended, only the palm-sized star calamity thundercloud was left. The star calamity thundercloud held in Ji Ruo's hand could not wait any longer. The small cloud body danced wildly like an electric snake, adjusting the frequency and tone of the thunder, making the thunder sound like human language:

"Brother Xiao Xingjie! Pay attention to me!"

Ji Ruo was so engrossed in chatting with Tang Dong that he subconsciously ignored the star-tripping thundercloud, which made him so anxious that he could even speak human language...

"Ah, sorry, sorry, Brother Xingjie, what did you just say?"

"I said - eh? What was I going to say?"

Ji Ruo: “…”

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