Chapter 255 Can I act? I can’t act like a replacement god!
Luo Xi came running over from a distance, panting and begging, and handed the brooch back to Ji Ruo, saying, "Meow~Meow~ (Master, the picture is taken, and there is no shaking this time.)"
"Well, Rosie is awesome."
Ji Ruo took the brooch and took advantage of the little time he had to check what had happened.
In the video, after he was knocked unconscious in the dungeon, he was thrown into a carriage, and then the carriage passed through the town of Rouen and was specially shown in the square - probably to let people know that the "sacrifice" was being delivered.
Afterwards, the carriage drove out of Rouen and came here.
Then, something outrageous happened.
The horse stopped neighing after it came near this place.
After the accompanying knight removed the shackles for the horse, the horse even tiptoed away quietly with the knight. The whole process did not make much noise, so Ji Ruo did not notice it much.
The knight in the video has his face hidden behind his mask, and his expression cannot be seen clearly. The horse, on the other hand, looks terrified and dares not even breathe, as if there is something terrifying here.
Ji Ruo scratched his head: "Caris, is it really that scary?"
Ji Ruo knew in advance that if something was scary enough, it could stop a child from crying at night.
But Ji Ruo had never expected that Kairis would be so terrifying that he could even stop the horses from neighing.
Ji Ruo pondered for a moment, and continued editing the video before Carris arrived.
The first half of the story doesn't have any special effects, and the fighting scenes in the second half... Since Ji Ruo is a Xingxuan Realm warrior and the lead actor is a real person, the special effects should not be a problem, and the post-production difficulty is not very high, but the process is rather cumbersome, after all, it is edited by one person.
He didn't think about leaving. He still had the same idea in mind. Ji Ruo was already in the Xingxuan realm. How could he run away without even meeting Kairis?
Now that you are here.
suddenly--
A palm-sized pink door appeared next to Ji Ruo and opened. Ji Xiaoxiao poked her head out of the door and asked, "Am I late? Have you started fighting?"
Without waiting for Ji Ruo to answer, Ji Xiaoxiao turned her head and said, "It seems that there is not yet."
Ji Ruo said: "Although it hasn't started yet, it should be soon. You came at the right time."
"That's quite a coincidence." Ji Xiaoxiao said, and greeted someone behind her. Then she walked out holding a small pipa.
The cautious people of the Spicy and Spicy Group followed closely behind, rushing out, each holding a tailor-made ultra-small musical instrument, and politely greeted Ji Ruo.
"Old President, long time no see! Are you still alive?"
Ji Ruo: "...I almost thought I had stepped down for decades."
"Originally, the squad leader also wanted to come along, but you, old man, only left me such a tiny bit of scraps, so my portal is only this small!" Ji Xiaoxiao complained.
Ji Ruo smiled and said: "You can't blame me for that. The size of the Wanxiangjing is not that big... Besides, the monitors need to study now, and can't follow us around to play. They are not strong enough to keep up.
It's still quite dangerous to continue following us, so..."
"Tsk, I knew you would say that." Ji Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "Don't worry, it won't be long before the squad leader and the others will catch up with you. Right now, Shangxuan Academy is fully committed to studying the rules of Shinto and the netherworld. With the help of the gods and hell rebirth sutras, the progress is quite fast.
Moreover, the appearance of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner has brought those deceased scholars back to life again. The martial arts of our Great Xia are undergoing tremendous changes. It is normal that you didn't know anything since you entered the secret realm first.
The squad leader is quite talented. The last battle gave him some insights. I see that he is trying to combine the Iron Shirt and the Golden Bell Cover, as well as the Vajra Indestructible Skill we taught him, to create a more suitable skill for himself. His progress in practice is quite fast."
Liang Xiaoxiao, who was standing by, touched her nose with pride and held her head high.
Seeing this, the other little demons also began to report on their own recent situations, with an attitude of "come and praise me".
It had only been a few days since they last saw each other, but everyone had made considerable progress. With the unlimited supply of spiritual medicine from the Five-Star Mountain Sacred Tree, as well as the insights gained from previous battles, Xu Dong and his companions were almost reaching the peak of the Qi and Veins realm.
Ji Ruo laughed heartily and praised everyone one by one, and the careful demons also laughed.
Only Qu Fei's inner demon didn't seem to like Ji Ruo very much...
"By the way, where is the plot going now?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked casually.
Ji Ruo briefly explained the situation to him, and Ji Xiaoxiao snapped her fingers and said, "I see, a crisis is brewing, right?"
"It's just right for you to see the results of our secluded cultivation these few days." Ji Xiaoxiao said, clapped his hands, and said, "Young men, play music!"
The inner demons immediately took action, forming the Spicy and Spicy Band, the Inner Demon Ensemble, and began to perform.
Listen to the sad frosty wind at night, and the moon is flying in the sky with thousands of stars.
The pipa plays the rapid tune of golden swords, and the natural sounds are also accompanied by the sound of drums.
The song "Ten Sides of Ambush" suddenly started playing, and Ji Xiaoxiao asked proudly, "How is it? Our practice results are not bad, right?"
Ji Ruo nodded slightly: "Very good, I'm beginning to feel that someone is trying to assassinate me."
That's right, the very serious shortcoming that Ji Xiaoxiao and Ji Ruo discovered earlier was that when they were fighting, there was no corresponding BGM to match the scene...
What if there is no BGM during the battle?
When fighting with the enemy, you can hear the battle song and then the appropriate music will start playing. How exciting will it be?
Just typing it still feels a bit dry.
So Ji Xiaoxiao returned to the First Martial Arts School for further studies.
Actually, it is possible to record the music that might be used in advance and play it on a mobile phone or portable stereo during the battle, but the mobile phone stereo is not that smart and cannot analyze the battle situation very well - the music should be more passionate during a head-on battle; when you are at a disadvantage, the music should be more solemn; during the half-time break when you are threatening each other, the music should stop at the right time... That feeling is amazing!
This is what fighting is like! That’s how it’s played out on TV… ahem.
Mobile phones are definitely not able to switch music so flexibly. Although the intelligent voice assistant is already advanced enough, it is still a bit weird to suddenly hear a sentence like "Xiao Ai, play "XXX"!" while typing... I think about this scene for a while.
What if there is no internet connection at the battle site? So it is better to perform manually.
Ji Ruo's thoughts gradually drifted away, while Ji Xiaoxiao started to check the videos that Ji Ruo had recorded and edited in the past few days.
As she watched, Ji Xiaoxiao frowned.
"What are you photographing? Who taught you to do this?"
"Um?"
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment: "Is there any problem?"
Although they are theoretically the same person, their personalities are different.
As a person with an inner demon, Ji Xiaoxiao is even more unscrupulous in the way she speaks and acts.
Ji Xiaoxiao also has the professional vision of "Super Director", and he can think about problems from a completely different perspective from Ji Ruo.
Ji Xiaoxiao tapped the video screen projected by the brooch and asked Ji Ruo: "Let me ask you, who is this film made for?"
"Uh...kid?"
"Then look at what you shot and edited. Really, if you don't know how to edit, you should find a job as soon as possible. It will definitely be much better than editing videos here!" Ji Xiaoxiao pointed out the problems in Ji Ruo's current video without any hesitation: "If I'm not mistaken, you are planning to use this content as the first episode, right?
You are a director now, but this film has no rhythm, and the plot is empty... There is no character setting for the protagonist, no cheat codes, no dilemmas, and no solutions to the problems. You just start with the action? People who write novels now pay attention to the golden chapter. Who will watch it if you shoot it like this?"
Ji Ruo felt a little guilty when he heard this.
In fact, he has vaguely discovered the problem, but many of these videos were shot before he was awarded the title of "Super Director". After editing, they are actually okay, but they are not suitable for children to watch.
Ji Xiaoxiao said bluntly: "This is a drama for children, you have to have a cause and effect, right? There is nothing, just do it right away, it will only give children a confused feeling... I really didn't expect that after becoming a big director, you would still make bad movies!"
In the murderous "House of Flying Daggers", Ji Xiaoxiao kept discussing the plot of the new drama with Ji Ruo. Ji Ruo scratched his head and said, "I said that something seemed to be wrong, but I couldn't tell exactly what it was... Inertial thinking limits me, so, let's make up an episode later to introduce the protagonist's personality, the world background, etc..."
"That's how it should be!" Ji Xiaoxiao said, "But that's for later. Now we have to deal with that Kairis... How's your investigation going these past two days? Is this guy strong?"
Ji Ruo said, "Let me think about it... Based on the content of his believers' prayers, we can roughly determine that he has the speed of 'silent and invisible', the power of 'absolutely irresistible to humans', the skin and vitality of 'as tough as a rock', and he is the actual controller of 'the forest next to Ruang Town'... That's about it."
Ji Xiaoxiao simply summarized it: "Good at hiding, fast and strong, with good defense and vitality, and can also summon his minions, right?
Tsk tsk, a bad movie is a bad movie. This can be promoted as the first season's little boss. You bombed in the first episode, what are you going to do next? The gap between the beginning and the end is too big. It started high and ended low. This show has no future. "
Ji Ruo: “…”
The two were talking, seemingly unaware that there was a pair of green eyes staring at them in the darkness.
Rosie arched her back and bared her teeth in a certain direction.
She felt a strong sense of 'hunger'... yes, 'hunger'.
Come to think of it, sacrifices and offerings are made once a year. According to Ji Ruo's idea, Kairis only eats this one meal a year. How could he not be hungry?
Of course, it is not ruled out that the other party is just habitually hungry at this time - it is understandable that he likes to eat midnight snacks.
"call--"
Suddenly a gust of black wind blew. Ji Ruo and Ji Xiaoxiao had already discovered each other with their [intuition], but they didn't bother to do anything because they were afraid of alerting the enemy.
Ji Ruo used his body skills and dodged the attack from the black shadow as lightly as a ghost.
Ji Xiaoxiao was retreating quickly while playing the pipa. Seeing this, she said angrily, "What a poor acting! What a poor acting! You can dodge the enemy's attack so easily without transforming. How can you show how powerful you are after the transformation?"
"Ah... sorry, sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
As Ji Ruo was speaking, he suddenly slapped himself on the chest, his face turned pale and he flew backwards: "Ah! Kairis! You showed up, damn it, a god like you actually sneaked up on me!"
Caris: “???”
Not to mention whether I hit the ball or not, the time when you flew backwards doesn't seem to match the time when my hit ended, right?
How about the ingredients this year?
Ji Xiaoxiao was speechless and said, "How embarrassing... Never mind, I'll just wait for the editing later."
In fact, it is normal for Ji Xiaoxiao to feel awkward. This is how it is when filming. Ji Ruo thinks this is still relatively good.
When others are filming, monsters, dangers, etc. are mostly created through post-production special effects synthesis. When the actors are performing, they are actually acting into the air, relying entirely on their solid acting skills and rich imagination to support their performances.
Ji Ruo... Although the [super director] also helped with his acting, it didn't prevent Ji Ruo and Ji Xiaoxiao from feeling awkward.
Ji Ruo's mouth was bleeding. He stared at Kairis fiercely and said angrily: "You... jerk, despicable wild boar! You are not worthy of being a god for attacking from behind!"
Previously, Ji Ruo had been imagining what 'Carris' would look like. From the description of the people in Rueng Town, Ji Ruo thought that this guy would look rather strange and scary. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a huge black wild boar!
The only difference between this and an ordinary wild boar is that it has three heads...
In short, the sharp contrast between fantasy and reality almost made Ji Ruo laugh out loud.
So, sometimes it’s actually pretty good to act awkwardly to the air…
"Pay attention to your emotions, pay attention to your emotions!"
Ji Xiaoxiao found a small loudspeaker from somewhere and took over the director's authority directly.
He rode Rosie and directed the little guy around the battlefield to find a suitable angle.
At a certain direction, Ji swung his small sword and a cold light flashed.
A cold light flashed, and the light cut the shadow under Ji Ruo's feet into three parts——
The secret of shadow: Awakening from the dream of three lives in one day!
"Hurry, hurry, move, don't miss any scene!"
The three shadow clones said nothing and moved quickly, carrying cameras.
"Stand number one is ready!"
"Stand number two is ready!"
"Stand number three is ready!"
"Very good!" Ji Xiaoxiao waved his big hand and said, "Three-headed Pig of Hell, Carris, first scene, first segment, start shooting!"
"???"
Carris was obviously stunned and stood there motionless.
Who am I and where am I? What am I doing now?
"What are you standing there for? Hit him! He's even called you a wild boar. How can you tolerate this?!"
Ji Xiaoxiao cursed in frustration that the relationship could not be fulfilled.
"Hunk!!! (You are the boar!!)"
Kairis finally came to his senses, roared, turned around and rushed towards Ji Xiaoxiao.
"How can an actor hit a director? Are you crazy? Hit him wherever you want, follow the script! If you can't act, just say so. I'll change the actor. Damn it!"
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