Chapter 257: A great feast!
Looking at the deserted wilderness with only the terrified Ji Ruo, Carris shook his three pig heads fiercely.
He thought he was hallucinating, but when he looked at Ji Ruo again, he found that nothing had changed...
Could it be an illusion?
But He really felt pain...
Ji Ruo was shouting until his voice was almost hoarse, but Carris didn't move at all - this guy had just crawled out of the forest and had been standing there, shaking his head, with an increasingly complicated expression.
Doubtful, solemn, and deeply confused...
What’s going on? This is… Ji Ruo scratched his head and suddenly his expression changed.
Oh no, the script was changed at the last minute without consulting the other party, and this guy is confused!
Even as a god, in his hundreds of years of career as a god, Kairis had never encountered such a strange situation - the people of Ruang Town had never believed in him being smart... To be honest, he wanted to run away.
This year’s meal might as well not be eaten!
However, before he could leave, Ji Xiaoxiao jumped out with a frown on his face and said impatiently, "Zhu Tou San! What the hell is wrong with you? Are you going to act or not? So many people are waiting! So you don't have to pay for the film, right?"
Although cameras of this era no longer have such things as film, doesn't it make Ji Xiao seem a bit professional to say this?
When Carris saw Ji Xiaoxiao appear, he was suddenly startled and thought it was a scam!
He was too lazy to care what the other person said and just turned around and wanted to leave.
Ji Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and said, "How dare you quit the show?! Can you afford the penalty for breach of contract?"
Seeing this, Ji Ruo no longer pretended to be a victim. He untied the ropes on his body, controlled three shadow clones and chased after Kairis who wanted to escape. During the chase, Ji Ruo had already put on the absolute friction half-finger gloves.
Because they had worked together before, Ji Ruo no longer took Carris seriously.
This guy only looks scary, but his strength level is only about two-star monster at best. Not to mention that Ji Ruo is already in Xingxuan realm. Even if Ji Ruo has not broken through yet, he can easily beat this guy.
Come to think of it, this guy only has Ruang Town as his source of faith, and his followers are at most a few thousand. The fact that he has the strength of two stars is probably mainly due to his own strength, and the blessing of the Godhead is probably not much...
The movement speed that Kairis was so proud of was completely insignificant in front of Ji Ruo, and he was easily caught up by Ji Ruo and his three shadow clones.
Even though Ji Ruo is much smaller than Carris, his strength is far beyond Carris' reach.
With a click, Carris pressed it there.
"Stop! Why are you running away in the middle of a scene?"
Finally, a look of fear appeared in Kairis's eyes: "Who are you?!"
How can a mere human being have such terrifying power? !
Xu Xiaoxiao asked curiously, "Huh? Why don't you squeal like a pig?"
"What are you talking about!"
Ji Xiaoxiao said unhappily: "He is originally a pig!"
In the past, Kairis, who was called a "pig" by humans, might have been angry, but at this moment, he was not angry at all. All he felt was a strong fear.
After being a god for so many years, this is the first time that He has been defeated in a struggle with humans... No, this is not a disadvantage, but a pure crushing defeat!
However, after careful perception, Kairis discovered that Ji Ruo and the others did not have the aura of divinity or divine power at all, and he suddenly relaxed.
He is no longer afraid.
"Let me go! Do you know what you are doing? I am God! You are being disrespectful!"
Although Kairis was pinned to the ground by Ji Ruo, he inexplicably became arrogant.
Ji Ruo slapped Carris' pig-like head in astonishment and asked, "Do you have three heads and six eyes? Do you have severe astigmatism and can't see the situation clearly? Is it time for you to act recklessly now?"
"Lowly human, I don't know where you got such powerful strength, but if you think you can threaten me in this way, you are very wrong!" While speaking, Kairis wanted to raise his chin, but Ji Ruo and his three shadow clones pressed down on his head and body respectively, making it difficult for him to move, so he had no choice but to give up.
"I warn you, release me quickly, otherwise, the wrath of God is not something that lowly humans like you can bear!"
Although Kairis was pinned to the ground, he still spoke in a condescending tone: "Now, immediately, release me! Then dedicate your power to me, and I will forgive you. Otherwise..."
“Bang!”
Ji Ruo slapped Kairis again and asked in confusion, "Are you stupid? No, you can't be stupid now! We haven't finished filming the show yet!"
"I am not stupid!" Kairis roared, and then sneered: "You lowly humans, you don't even have a trace of godhood or divine power in you, it is impossible for you to hurt me... Your power should be limited, right? When you lose this power, I..."
Ji Ruo suddenly realized: "So it's because of this, you should have told me earlier."
As he spoke, Ji Ruo's palm turned into a blazing white color, the high temperature even made the air slightly distorted, and he slapped Kairis with one palm.
"As long as faith is not extinguished, gods will not die, right?"
Sizzle~
The place that was hit by Ji Ruo's iron sand palm became cooked instantly, an alluring fragrance emerged, and Carris also screamed.
Sniffing the aroma, Rosie's mouth was watering... No, she was already drooling...
"But you will feel pain. Didn't you expect that? How can you be so arrogant?"
Kairis endured the pain and said stubbornly: "The pain is only temporary. I am immortal and can recover instantly no matter how badly I am injured. I am not afraid!"
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ji Xiaoxiao, and their eyes lit up at the same time.
"Immortal? And strong self-healing ability?"
“Hehe, are you scared? Even if you are stronger than me now, it is useless. I can kill you with my strength! When you are exhausted, I will eat you—hehe!!!”
Ji Ruo danced with the sword in his hand, circulated his true energy, and lifted up the pig's hind legs that he had just chopped off. He smiled and said, "Luo Xi, it looks like you can have a big meal today."
Luo Xi's eyes lit up: "Meow! (Master is so nice!)"
It was as if Ji was spitting out palm power, and a palm was like smoke and mist, floating out lightly.
“Humanity·Smoked ham!”
Suddenly, thick smoke billowed, and under the smoke there seemed to be a group of people chatting around a smoky bonfire - of course, this was just a fleeting scene when the martial arts skills were displayed.
The 'Human World' palm technique is very down-to-earth. Although its offensive power is not weak, its main use is still cooking.
After all, food is the most important thing for people in this world!
Almost instantly the pig's hind leg became a fine piece of smoked bacon.
"Come on, Rosie, try this ham and see how it's smoked."
Rosie thanked Ji Ruo again, and then excitedly took the huge ham which was almost forty or fifty times bigger than her and started to bite it.
"How dare you——"
Kairis' eyes were bloodshot.
Ji Ruo said with a smile: "You are allowed to eat people, but others are not allowed to eat you? You dare not cooperate with the director team for just a few ingredients?"
Kairis's six eyes were red, almost spitting fire, and he stared at Ji Ruo fiercely.
The missing pig's hind leg is recovering rapidly due to the characteristics of Shinto faith.
"It doesn't matter if you don't cooperate. I'm afraid my Rosie will have a full meal today."
Kairis was furious, but he didn't say anything. Instead, he stared coldly at Ji Ruo's handsome face, as if he wanted to carve that handsome face into his godhood and never forget it.
This time, He gave in. Let him eat if he wanted. He wouldn't feel anything except pain anyway.
die?
Unless all the people in Ruang Town died in an instant, He would not die at all!
It is common sense that body size determines appetite.
Even if all these humans were added together, they wouldn't be able to eat much. They probably wouldn't even be able to finish a leg. By the time they were full, they wouldn't be able to do anything about it...
As Carris thought so, the three pigs sneered.
As an immortal god, He...
"Meow~ (Delicious!)" Luo Xi licked her lips with satisfaction and said expectantly: "Meow~ (Master, one more!)"
Caris: “???”
Are you done eating this?! Where are the bones?!
Do cats even eat bones?
The pain of the severed limb came again, and Carris screamed again.
He admitted that he underestimated his enemies, especially this cat... It was so small that it couldn't even fill its teeth, so how could it eat so much? !
Could it be that this cat is also a god?
He sensed again, concentrating fully, but still found nothing. It seemed that it was indeed an ordinary creature...
"Let you eat one...two more! I don't believe you can keep eating!"
Carris was furious and secretly swore that he would remember the humiliation of today forever!
It's just a few legs. He can afford to lose them. As long as his faith is not extinguished and the gods are immortal, he is not afraid at all!
Caris thought so, or rather, comforted himself in this way.
His strength was crushed, and parts of his body were cooked into delicacies. If he couldn't even feed these humans and the cat, then he would have no face to be a god anymore - no matter what, he had to win!
At this moment, Kairis no longer had any thoughts of resisting. If he could escape now, he would definitely run far away as soon as possible and never... ahem, come back for decades. Human lifespan is not long, and he can afford to waste time!
Kairis closed his six eyes and endured it silently. After this incident, he estimated that he would not want to eat meat for a long time. Although he had only lost two legs, he already had psychological trauma - these few short minutes would take him a lifetime to heal.
There was one thought that always comforted Him - from today onwards, He must run as fast as He could, because as long as He left this group of humans, then no matter where He went, His legs would never be far away from Him.
Every time he loses a leg, he is one step closer to victory!
Come on! Kairis! Hang in there! Persistence is victory!
He encouraged himself silently in his heart, and as he encouraged himself, his heart gradually became calm.
However--
When Rosie finished her third, fourth, and fifth pork thighs, Caris began to panic.
Later, Rosie was not satisfied with eating only one thigh each time, and began to cut "half a pig" every time like a doting child, which made Carey anxious.
"Respected humanity, respected humanity!"
When Caris lost half of his body for the second time, He finally couldn't help it: "What did you say you wanted me to do before? Filming a movie, right? Let's start now, this God... no, I... no, little pig will definitely listen to you!"
Ji Ruo happily turned a deaf ear to it.
Rosie ate faster and faster. Although she was so small, it was like a bottomless pit. No matter how much pork she put in, she could never fill it up.
It's been less than an hour, and the meat eaten has exceeded 100 tons... Now the cat can no longer be seen. Only a small black shadow can be seen moving quickly across the pork, leaving no bones behind.
"Director! Director!" Caris struggled madly. He finally remembered what Ji Xiaoxiao had called him before and said urgently, "Please, Director, give me a chance! I want to act! I want to be an actor! I dream about it! Really!"
Ji Xiaoxiao raised her head and glanced at Ji Ruo.
Ji Ruo said cheerfully, "There's no rush to act. You have to eat well even when filming, right? My lovely pet hasn't eaten enough yet."
Kairis was so anxious that he started to cry. His big tears fell onto the ground like rain. "You cat can never be full!"
Whether before or after becoming a god, this is the first time He has cried since He could remember... Is this the punishment that a god should endure? !
He even began to think that after he survived this time, he would kill all the humans in Ruang Town!
Whoever wants to be God can be God! Anyway, He doesn't want to be God anymore, and now He just wants to die peacefully!
Humans are terrible!
Cats are scary!
Faith is terrible...
Seeing this, Ji Ruo also felt that it was almost time. After all, this episode could only be filmed in the evening. How long is one night? He couldn't really eat until tomorrow night, right?
However, looking at Rosie's unprecedented happiness and the red scarf around her neck that was becoming more and more brightly colored, Ji Ruo felt a little distressed - Rosie had rarely had a full meal since following him... She finally had a chance to eat a lot, so he must let the little girl eat more!
Ji Ruo thought about it, then suddenly took out a pen and drew a crooked watch on his wrist. He looked at the time on it and said with a smile, "What you said does make sense... How about this, eat for another two hours, and then we'll start shooting..."
Caris was ecstatic: "Thank you! Thank you director, thank you director for giving me this opportunity, thank you very much!!!"
Even though I will be eaten for another two hours, at least there is hope!
There is finally hope!
Now, Kairis is as excited as a child waiting for the end of class.
However, he did not notice that Ji Ruo suddenly froze before he could finish his words, and his expression became extremely strange.
Just because——
[Congratulations to the host kid for triggering——]
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-------A side note-------
6K today! Finally surpassed myself!