Chapter 262 If it doesn't work, then don't believe it
Although it was late at night, the atmosphere at the banquet venue was becoming increasingly lively.
Jonathan, the noble old man who usually looks down on others, now becomes closer to the ruffians due to the influence of psychology and alcohol.
With Henry, the drunkard, taking the lead, everyone took advantage of the wine to toast Jonathan.
Jonathan naturally accepted all the drinks - in most cases, how much alcohol a person can drink depends largely on the atmosphere in the bar.
The atmosphere at the moment was quite lively, so everyone looked like they could drink a lot.
Why do some people become addicted to alcohol?
Because when you are drunk, you don’t have to face the trivialities of life for a while, and you don’t have to think about the trivialities of life.
Normally, the more addicted a person is to alcohol, the less happy his life will be.
This has little to do with whether you are rich or not. The human heart is the most unpredictable.
Children can cry when they are upset, but adults cannot. When children are sad, they can ask adults to comfort them and can choose to escape, but when adults are sad, there is no one to comfort them and nowhere to escape.
As a result, the glasses and plates were in a mess, and the dreamy and mysterious scene of purple and red light interweaving was the most beautiful thing in the world.
Jonathan looked at the smiles on the faces of the villains and listened to their vulgar words. Surprisingly, he did not feel disgusted. Instead, he felt a little happy.
Today, he is not the high and mighty noble lord Jonathan, but Jonathan, a citizen of Rouen.
One of the bastards drank too much and was lying on the side vomiting. When others saw this, they laughed. The words they said sounded like ridicule, but surprisingly, they were not offensive.
After people laughed at the guy who vomited after drinking, they turned around and praised Jonathan.
It was the first time for them to drink with Jonathan, and they didn't expect that Jonathan could drink so well.
Jonathan also laughed. For some reason, he suddenly felt that it seemed that life would be good if it continued like this...
"Huh? Is everyone here?"
Suddenly, a strange voice came: "That's too much, you guys were having so much fun, but no one informed me."
A huge shadow loomed over them, and everyone looked at it in horror. Many people were sobered up instantly by the fright.
Ji Ruo carried the huge Kairis to the square and grinned: "But it doesn't matter, I don't blame you...Everyone give me a hand, I've brought you some delicious food!"
People were horrified. Old Laude was so frightened that his drunkenness disappeared. He raised his hand and pointed at Ji Ruo, shaking his head, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, you, why are you back?!"
"Huh? What do you mean, I can't come back?" Ji Ruo asked in surprise, "Didn't you invite me to the celebration?"
"Coco, aren't you meant to be given to Caris?"
"Yeah."
Ji Ruo smiled and threw the huge body of Kairis aside.
'Bang!'
The smoke and dust were stirred up, and the whole square shook slightly.
Everyone in the square was frightened. There was no longer the earlier bustle and the place became completely silent.
Ji Ruo patted Kairis's body and said, "Don't be afraid, Kairis is actually very easy to get along with. He feels embarrassed that we send him food every year, so he asked me to treat everyone to a meal as a way of repaying you for raising him for so many years."
Feeding them every year and saying it is "the grace of nurturing" seems to be fine.
"Gulp~"
Jonathan swallowed hard and said in a low voice, "Eat, what to eat?"
"Of course, it's Kairis."
Ji picked up the kitchen knife on the table and gestured at the huge body of Kairis, "Your sacrifice to Kairis is yourselves, so Kairis is also using himself to repay you. It's reasonable!"
Old Lawd still couldn't believe it, and trembled, "How dare you treat Carreys like this? This is disrespectful!"
"Disrespectful?"
Ji Ruo was puzzled: "Why?"
The kitchen knife kept spinning in Ji Ruo's hand, and he used it to create beautiful knife patterns. He said, "Speaking of which, I don't quite understand why you believe in Kairis?"
"Why, why, this is the great Kairis, a god!"
"Has He done anything for you?" Ji Ruo asked.
Everyone was stunned.
Ji Ruo continued to ask, "Has he blessed you to live and work in peace and contentment? Has your faith in this god brought you good weather and good harvests?"
Everyone was stunned.
They never thought about it.
How could the high and mighty gods condescend to help lowly humans like them?
One person said excitedly: "The powerful and mysterious Kairis has given us the greatest gift by allowing us to believe in Him! You blasphemer!"
"Blasphemer?" Ji Ruo shook his head slightly: "In this situation, I think you should call me the God Cooker."
As Ji Ruo spoke, he urged his martial arts essence to cover the kitchen knife. The blade flashed, and a deep scratch appeared on Carris's tough skin.
"How dare you!"
The crowd was excited and wanted to stop Ji Ruo, but they were afraid of Kairis's ferocious appearance.
These people have believed in Kairis all their lives, but this is the first time they see what Kairis looks like.
The strange thing is that no matter who it is, even if it is the first time they see Carris, they all have an inexplicable sense of familiarity with Carris.
After all, Kairis is their totem of faith, and Kairis' appearance largely depends on the faith of these believers, so no one doubts the authenticity of Kairis.
Ji Ruo said to himself: "As a god, he has never done anything for his believers. He just keeps asking for things... I don't understand, why do you believe in such a god?
It doesn't seem to make any difference whether you believe in him or not. Kairis doesn't care about you anyway. If you stop believing in him, he will perish sooner or later, and you don't have to select a town resident to offer sacrifice to him every year..."
Everyone looked at Ji Ruo in horror. Such outrageous remarks were hard for them to accept.
Jonathan couldn't stand it any longer, and pointed at Ji Ruo angrily and said, "Catch him!"
The accompanying knights received the order and rushed towards Ji Ruochong.
Ji Ruo didn't even look at the knights rushing towards him. Shadows surged under him, and a shadow clone rose from the ground. A black shadow flashed by, and before everyone could even react, the knights had already flown backwards.
Ji Ruo explained to himself: "Don't be fooled by the scary appearance of this Kairis. In fact, its body structure is not much different from that of an ordinary wild boar. Moreover, it has lived in the mountains for a long time, has plenty of exercise, and its meat is delicious..."
As he spoke, Ji Ruo had already cut through Carris's tough skin and thick fat, revealing the tender muscles underneath.
After all, Kairis was also a god when he was alive. Although his body structure is not much different from that of an ordinary wild boar, there are actually some differences.
This distinction, of course, is the distinction between God and ordinary beings.
It seems that during the cutting process, Kairis did not bleed.
It seems that the blood of gods is noble and cannot fall into the mortal world.
"...If you have the opportunity to cook this kind of wild god in the future, you must pay attention to one thing, that is, the muscles of these guys are very tough, and it is difficult to cut them with ordinary methods, so you must cut slowly along the muscle texture..."
As Ji Ruo spoke to himself, Caris's expression quickly changed in front of him.
Tenderloins, thighs, breasts...even the intestines were cut into small pieces.
Some people couldn't bear the sight and couldn't help vomiting. Some women even fainted on the spot because of the severe shock they suffered.
These people in the secret realm don't seem to eat dirty things.
Ji Ruo sorted the pigs into different categories. Ji Ruo said with emotion: "It would be great if these pigs could be raised normally. There are three pig brains alone. It's too much."
Everyone looked extremely unhappy, but they had no idea what to do.
Just now, Ji Ruo's shadow clone took care of all the knights in an instant, and no one could see clearly what method Ji Ruo used.
Plus, if Ji Ruo can kill Kai Rui Si...
They dare not act rashly.
Some of the people with strong faith could not help but cry quietly.
Every blow from Ji Ruo seemed to be cutting into their faith. Compared to the hatred, the pain in their spiritual faith made them feel more terrified.
Ji Ruo had a smile on his face from beginning to end.
Although my method may seem a bit cruel, it is necessary.
This is a necessary process for awakening the will, and pain is inevitable.
Soon, Ji Ruo dealt with Kai Rui Si.
Because he is a god, not only did not a trace of blood flow from Kairis' body during the entire process, there was not even the slightest smell of blood. Instead, he exuded bursts of fragrance, and his flesh and blood were crystal clear - of course, this was also related to Ji Ruo's title of "God of Cookery".
Delicious +3, Pleasure +3.
So whether people are disgusted, fearful, or angry, they can't last long.
Where have they ever tasted such delicious food? Even if it was just raw, it was much more delicious than the roast meat and black bread they usually eat.
People's minds have become complicated and their faith has wavered.
It looks delicious...
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Old Laude cried out: "How could I have such an idea! I have blasphemed God, I am guilty, I have... grunt~"
I feel like eating...
Many people had similar thoughts. These people who were used to a hard life began to drool crazily just by looking and smelling.
The sound of swallowing saliva was heard, and then one after another.
Ji Ruo saw that it was almost done, so he smiled and said, "Everyone, don't just stand there, help and clean that pot over there, we're having hot pot today!"
In the middle of the square there was a large pot filled with hot, fragrant meat soup that had been simmering for the entire day.
This is the main course for today's celebration.
Of course, the fragrance is only relative. There is definitely no Caris fragrance, even if Ji Ruo just cut it open.
One of them had a struggled look on his face, and after hesitating for a moment, he walked towards the big pot.
The faces of the people around him changed drastically: "John! Are you crazy?!"
John said without turning his head: "I just want to survive. Even Caris is not a match for this foreigner. If we don't obey, then... I'm sorry, I just want to survive!"
Ji Ruo curled his lips when he heard this.
If he hadn't heard the other person swallowing his saliva, he would have believed it...
After hearing what John said, many people turned their heads and glanced at Ji Ruo secretly. It was unclear whether they were looking at Ji Ruo or at Carris who was being sliced. Anyway, they also started to help.
The remaining broth and bones in the pot were transferred to a wooden barrel. John said very quickly, "I'm going to throw this away. You guys go ahead and do your work. Don't worry about me."
Then John walked away quickly with the barrel in his hand without looking back.
The people who were helping were stunned for a moment, and then their faces changed drastically.
So this is what this guy was planning!
The direction John left was clearly the direction of his home!
"John! You idiot! Throw some at my house too!"
A few people chased after him. Ji Ruo laughed loudly, then looked at the others who seemed to be afraid to speak, and said, "Is everyone hungry? Let's just eat something first."
As he spoke, Ji Ruo threw up a large piece of pork, gathered his palm strength, and raised his hand to slap it out.
"A raging fire and boiling oil!"
Countless palm shadows crossed the sky, like dancing tongues of fire, constantly licking the piece of pork.
The meat tendons were broken into pieces by Ji Ruo's palm force and split into pieces of equal size.
The lard was rendered with a sizzling sound, and the alluring aroma spread. The sound of people swallowing saliva in the square became noticeably louder.
Ji Ruo's palm gesture changed, and he actually produced a palm print composed of countless green onions.
The fragrance became stronger and stronger, and people's faith was shaken more and more seriously.
Jonathan scratched his chest, trying to suppress the throbbing in his heart, and said angrily: "Witchcraft! This is witchcraft! This foreigner is a pagan!"
Ji Ruo was happy, and used Tai Chi to control the bowls and plates to hold the cooked pork and distributed them.
"Baron, would you like to eat something?"
Ji Ruo said happily while practicing Tai Chi.
Jonathan's eyes were red and his body was shaking. "You damned pagan, you traitorous unbeliever! Forget about it. I will never give in!"
"Well, what a shame."
Ji Ruo used the "Wild Horse Parting its Mane" move, and with a shake of his fist, the pork in front of Jonathan was shaken into other people's bowls.
“Hey, hey…”
Jonathan opened his mouth. There was no more food...
Ji Ruo smiled secretly, thinking that the nobles were just being hypocritical, and he was not used to him.
Looking at the others, they had already started eating.
Although faith is important, people still have to eat and drink. They have to survive first so that they have the energy to think about faith.
Unfortunately, the gods don’t understand this truth. In their eyes, humans are just pigs who provide faith. As long as there is faith, the gods above will not care about the life and death of humans...
“It’s so delicious…”
"Yeah, I didn't expect that Kairis would taste like this..."
"Thinking carefully, what the stranger said seems to make sense."
"Kerris was killed by him. He is stronger than Karris, and his actions make him more like a qualified god..."
"If only he were our God..."
People were eating and drinking, whispering to each other, and Ji Ruo suddenly felt that everyone's voices and faces became clear in his mind.
A trace of strange power slowly appeared in the Niwan Palace between Ji Ruo's eyebrows.
Ji Ruo, who was boiling water in a large pot, was slightly stunned. Was this, establishing connections with believers? !
How could it be so fast!
The Shinto rules of this secret realm are so damn powerful!
According to the current situation, Ji Ruo seems to be about to condense the form of the godhead...
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