Chapter 402: How to use the superb Iron Head Kung Fu in actual combat?
After saying goodbye to Guigui, it was already getting late.
Ji Ruo drove the time machine to the future and asked Hu Wang to reissue a spirit license for Luo Xi. When he came back, the lights were already on.
Rosie is in a much better mood now.
Bai Mao asked Ji Ruo to use the magic door to go to Shangxuanyuan to get her a set of portable live broadcast equipment, which is now on air.
"The holy fire is shining, the holy light is radiant, all my disciples~ meow meow meow~"
As usual, the opening slogans were chanted. Ji Ruo, who was standing behind him, couldn't help but chuckle as he watched the white cat straighten its upper body and open and close its front limbs in a cute way.
How popular are white cats on the Internet? Just look at the thick "meow meow meow~" on the barrage to get a glimpse of it.
It just started airing!
White Cat’s regular live broadcast content isn’t actually that much.
After all, she doesn't know how to play games. Even though she is a demon, she doesn't know many bloodline spells because of her mixed bloodline - in short, she has no talent.
Monsters are beings that are capable of infinite chaotic evolution and have no bloodline to speak of.
The monsters are just the opposite, their power mainly comes from their own blood.
The more stable the bloodline, the better the monster's qualifications will be, and the higher its future achievements will be.
For example, the Wind God Falcon, as the overlord of the sky among the demon race, can reach the four-star realm as long as it reaches adulthood, and its bloodline talent is unparalleled.
As for the white cat... her soul and bloodline are one and the same with Rosie... She has almost no bloodline at all...
Previously, being able to reach the four-star level was almost the limit.
Therefore, the content of Baimao’s live broadcasts is usually very simple, which is just chatting with fans, or connecting with some fans who have cats, and helping them translate what their cats say at home.
Translating cat talk is not difficult for White Cat, after all, she is a cat herself.
This is one of the reasons why she has so many fans. In addition, her cute appearance and unique fairy identity are also one of the reasons for her success.
After all, she is the only cat in the whole of China who can speak and broadcast live.
No one can imitate it even if they want to.
Of course, the resource tilt of the live broadcast platform cannot be ignored.
This is the most important thing.
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"Good evening, everyone."
The white cat squatted in front of the screen and waved its paw at the camera.
"Today, the host would like to introduce two new friends to you."
She pulled Rosie into the camera. Rosie stared at herself on the screen curiously and said in surprise: "Oh! I'm on TV!"
The barrage of comments immediately started to roll: "Wow! Another cute talking cat!"
"Love it, love it!"
"It's so young, and it can already talk? Damn! My cat is already one year old, and it still can't talk!"
"What's wrong, cats? What kind of cat food do you usually eat? You're so smart, it must be related to cat food!"
Thick bullet screens completely covered the screen. Although Rosie could read, she still felt dizzy looking at so many Chinese characters.
She thought of the time when Ji Ruo taught her to read and write, and she shuddered subconsciously, her eyes rolling around.
"Sister, there are so many words, I can't read them all..."
The white cat chuckled and expertly adjusted the position of the bullet screen - she usually didn't do it like this during live broadcasts. The reason she did it this time was mainly to let Rosie see how popular she was now.
Soon, more than half of the bullet screen was gone.
The white cat introduced her to the netizens generously: "Everyone, this is my sister, her name is Luo Xi."
Luo Xi bowed slightly: "It's our first meeting. Please give me your guidance."
Barrage: "Wow! This is so cute!"
"Cat's sister is so cute too!"
A lot of compliments flashed by quickly, and Rosie grinned happily.
But the Internet is the Internet after all. There are normal people and there are naturally paralyzed people.
"How can a cat speak and understand subtitles? Is it a genetically modified creature?"
"The person behind this is so mean that he didn't even let the cat go."
"I seriously suspect that these two cats have been given hormones! Just like those chickens in fast food restaurants."
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The white cat still kept smiling, but it looked a little stiff.
Even though she has been a host for a while, she still can't completely get used to these malicious comments.
In fact, what's even more vicious is that her live broadcast room was specially customized for her by Shangxuanyuan, and some of the more offensive barrages have been blocked in advance.
The white cat sent a telepathic message to Luo Xi, saying, "Sister, don't mind what they said. Ignore them..."
Luo Xi tilted her head and asked curiously, "Hormone? What are hormones? Does it taste good?"
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The white cat was stunned.
That small group of paralyzed people on the Internet are still mocking wildly.
All kinds of slander.
Rosie put her head in front of the screen, switched her talent, and her body became ethereal.
The next moment, she put her head directly into the screen!
It turned out that by switching talents, it temporarily transformed itself into a being similar to a cyber monster!
Then, Rosie followed the network signal directly, crossed the network, and her head popped out from the other side of the network.
"Hello, what are hormones?"
"scare?!"
The guy who was typing and spraying cats saw a cat head suddenly pop out on the computer screen. He was so scared that he screamed and fell to the ground.
“You you you!”
He pointed at Rosie with a horrified look on his face.
"Rosie!"
Ji Ruo put on his gloves in a bad mood, stepped forward, stretched out his hand, pulled Rosie out of the screen, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, this is my Rosie's first time using a computer, she is a little uncomfortable, sorry~"
Most of the netizens were normal. When they saw a person suddenly appear on the screen, they asked, "Cat, who is this person?"
"I've never seen him before."
"There's actually someone in your live broadcast room!"
The white cat introduced: "This is my sister and I's master."
Ji Ruo smiled and waved: "Hello everyone, thank you for taking care of my Dabai during this time. My name is Ji Ruo, and it's our first meeting. Please give me your guidance."
The screen was suddenly filled with question marks.
"Owner?!"
"Cat, you have an owner?!"
"Damn it! Why!"
"Hello, Ji Ruo. I'm a veterinarian. I've been following your Da Bai for a while. I found that her body seems a little out of balance. Please send it to me and I'll take a look at it for free."
"I am a student. Give Baymax and Rosie to me. I advise you not to be ignorant of their manners."
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Generally speaking, the bullet screen is relatively harmonious and friendly.
Most people found it difficult to accept that the white cat 'suddenly' had a master and a sister, and many expressed their intention to unfollow the post.
Another group of people started to make fun of the incident, and of course, there was also the malicious slander of cerebral palsy.
In response, Ji Ruo smiled and held two cats in front of the screen, saying, "My friend 'Ye Wei Feng Qi', I noticed that you seem to like to mock my Da Bai. What's wrong? Do you think that no one can control you if you say anything nonsense across the screen and the Internet?"
The netizen named by Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment, then holding the keyboard, he entered the realm of earthly keyboard immortal and started to rant crazily.
Ji Ruo's smile turned cold: "Luo Xi, go find him, and share the live broadcast screen so that everyone can see what a person without quality looks like."
"receive!"
The next moment, Rosie transformed into an electronic monster again, and crawled out of the other person's screen along the network cable.
The netizen of 'The Wind Rises for the Leaves' was still mocking wildly when he was caught off guard and startled by Rosie who suddenly jumped out of the screen.
Luo Xi laughed and made a face: "Don't scold my sister again, or I will scare you!"
He didn't do anything else and crawled back to Ji Ruo's home along the Internet cable.
What is different from the previous time is that this time the live broadcast footage was shared by Luo Xi so that the majority of netizens in the live broadcast room could see it.
Then, the barrage in the live broadcast room cleared.
After a while, it erupted violently like a volcano.
The screen was full of 'Holy crap!'
Ji Ruo said cheerfully, "My Rosie knows how to crawl the Internet. Before you speak, please be aware that the Internet is not a lawless place. Thank you."
"Wow! So domineering!"
"In the past, when cats were scolded, they never talked back. It made me angry."
"Yes, yes, the cat was scolded and cried several times. He cried and had to pay for gifts at the same time. He felt so wronged. I felt so heartbroken at that time."
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment: "You were scolded and cried?"
He rubbed the white cat's head and asked, "Dabai, why didn't you tell me this?"
"Because the master was not in Daxia at that time."
"Then you can also tell Ji Xiaoxiao, he will definitely help you vent your anger."
The white cat whispered: "I, I don't want to cause trouble to you, my master..."
Ji Ruo sighed and said, "Remember to say this in the future, got it? I am not afraid of trouble. You recognize me as your master, how can I let you suffer any injustice?"
At this moment, the bullet screen changed its style——
"Huh? Why does this little brother look familiar?"
"He is...hiss?! Armor Hero Ji Ruo?!"
The live broadcast room exploded.
Although Ji Ruo has never been a live broadcaster, even if he has not eaten pork, he has at least seen a pig run - Xiao Ji was still studying hard a thousand years ago, and Ji Ruo still knows some of the common routines of live broadcasting.
He chatted with his fans for a while, and at their request, he transformed into an Armor Hero, and asked Rosie to scare a few paralyzed people along the Internet cable.
The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and it soon made it to the front page.
Seeing this, Ji Ruo said, "By the way, do you know about the latest world's number one martial arts competition? To be honest, I have also signed up to participate... How about today's live broadcast end here? I have to watch the game and get to know my opponents in advance, hehe."
"Come on! Let's chat for a while!"
"Yeah, it's not like we can't watch the game live, let's watch it together!"
When the viewers saw that Armor Hero was about to end the live broadcast, they quickly posted messages to try to stop him.
"Can you analyze it for us? Many anchors are like this now."
Ji Ruo thought for a moment and said, "That's right, Dabai, I'll borrow your live broadcast room for the time being."
"Master, please use it! Don't be polite to me."
"good."
Ji Ruo operated the computer and started searching for the martial arts competition audition video.
There are quite a few videos. After all, in the eyes of the public, this is the first World Martial Arts Tournament - the first time it is released to the public.
It is said that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. This martial arts association can be crowned as the best in the world. In the great Xia where everyone advocates martial arts, the popularity is naturally extremely high.
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It's a bit late to watch the auditions now, as they are almost over.
The wonderful performances of some outstanding warriors have already been edited by major video bloggers, and with the appropriate BGM, it looks quite exciting.
In some videos, Ji Ruo even saw familiar figures.
For example, Xu Dong, Qu Fei, and some other people from the Spicy and Spicy Group... This made Ji Ruo a little surprised.
These guys have actually broken through to the Xingxuan realm!
Although he looks like he has just entered the Xingxuan Realm, he is a student of the First Martial Arts School after all. His combat power is much stronger than that of the average Xingxuan Realm, and his performance in the auditions was very eye-catching.
"Master, look here, look here, there is a monk here!"
Rosie immediately spotted a bald head among the densely packed videos. His head was so smooth that it even reflected light.
Ji Ruo was stunned and clicked on the video.
"Monks?" Ji Ruo asked in confusion, "Monks from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple? I remember that they don't seem to have to participate in the auditions?"
At this time, the bullet screen also noticed what Ji Ruo was watching at the moment, and some netizens said: "Host, she is not a monk."
"She?" Ji Ruo asked in disbelief: "This guy is a woman?"
"Of course."
"Hahaha, the host's reaction, quickly take a screenshot and save it, send it to Annie, and when the game starts, let Annie find the host's trouble, hahaha!"
"Yes, yes, take a screenshot!"
Ji Ruo was a little confused.
This guy has delicate facial features and good body proportions, but he looks like he has nothing to do with women!
The most important thing is that this guy is bald!
How can a girl have a bald head? It's so reflective...
Ji Ruo became interested and searched for information about this guy while watching her game.
This bald woman, named Chen Annie, is a top student at Nanshan Martial Arts School and is studying for a doctorate in martial arts.
The reason why she has no hair is because her major martial arts is Iron Head Kung Fu...
According to the information, Chen Anni's iron head skills have already reached perfection. Her head is impervious to knives and guns, water and fire. Even her pores have been completely closed, so her hair cannot grow at all. She is extremely powerful!
It's just the way she fights...
Ji Ruo watched a few videos and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
When practicing martial arts, one would only choose to major in one martial art, and practice other martial arts as a supplement, so as to allocate energy and time reasonably.
This is obviously the case with Chen Anni. Her skills are almost all in her head. The only other aspect that stands out is her body movements.
As for the fighting method, generally speaking, you lower your head and charge forward.
Her iron head skills are so superb that the opponent's attacks are completely unable to break through the defense of her head. She is a player who has one trick to conquer all.
Of course, she doesn't just rush into things headfirst.
When facing a more agile opponent, her fighting style will also change.
Because almost all of her skills are based on her head, whether it is defense or offense, her head is, in a sense, actually her weapon.
When her opponent is more agile than her and she can't hit him with her sprint, she will stand there, shaking her head constantly, using her head to block the opponent's attack.
During the battle, sparks flew everywhere and the sound of clanging was heard.
Ji Ruo thought about it, then suddenly opened the music player and searched for a DJ song.
Something magical happened -
The DJ's rhythm is almost perfectly matched with the rhythm of Chen Annie's head-banging battle!
"What the hell!"
Ji Ruo was stunned: "She must have learned martial arts in a disco!"
No matter how you look at it, they're all just dancing and shaking their heads!
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