Volume 1 Chapter 103 There are better ones, you haven't tried them
Song Xi's eyes moved slightly, "Then what do you think of me?"
"What do you think, Mrs. Shang?"
After saying this, the man held her chin with his backhand and pecked her soft lips again, "You are the woman I dream of marrying."
After hearing this, Song Xi couldn't help but laugh.
She pointed to the wooden fish on the coffee table and asked, "Do you want to knock on it for a while?"
The man looked at her meaningfully, "I'm not at the point where I need to use a wooden fish to purify my soul, or did my performance just now make you feel too impetuous?"
"No. I think it's just right."
"There are better ones, you haven't tried them yet."
Song Xi suddenly became curious, "What's better?"
"You'll know by evening, Teacher Xiao Song."
“…”
Century Mansion Sales Office.
Song Chi walked into the door with a swagger and said in a high-pitched voice: "Call out the Zhengs here."
After seeing who was coming, Zheng Shuyan stepped forward to greet him enthusiastically, "Brother Song, what brings you here?"
"Tornado." Song Chi glanced at her calmly, "Also, please call me 'Honorable God'. I want to buy a house."
Zheng Shuyan naturally knew Song Chi because of Song Xi.
Although the two of them didn't have much friendship, she was willing to treat Song Chi as a younger brother.
"My Lord, you should come to me to buy a house. I will give you the lowest discount."
"Don't! The last thing I lack is money."
Song Chi glanced at the sand table model and said, "I heard that you guys will be able to deliver the houses by the end of the year. Now we can go and see the actual house, right?"
"That's right. The workers are doing interior decoration now. I can take you to see all the properties."
When Song Chi heard this, he secretly curled his lips, "Okay then. You can take me to see them one by one, and try to pick out a good house with an excellent geographical and feng shui location and impeccable quality."
"no problem."
Zheng Shuyan held dozens of keys to the sales office and took Song Chi to inspect them one by one.
If you ask Song Chi if he has a favorite room type, he can't really say. Everything depends on appearance.
Although Zheng Shuyan felt a little strange, she didn't take it to heart.
As a result, after looking at one set after another, Song Chi found that none of them was what he liked.
It sounds like he knows a lot about house feng shui.
There is no need to ask whether the doors facing each other are auspicious or inauspicious.
There is also a missing southeast corner, which is not good for the eldest daughter.
There is even a saying that if the front door faces the balcony, it will be dilapidated and will not bring wealth.
Even more bizarre is that Song Chi said: "If the kitchen and toilet are in the same palace, there will be an evil in the house."
Zheng Shuyan has taken him to see no less than a dozen houses. Some of them have no elevators and can only be accessed by stairs.
At this time, she was already panting and exhausted, with sweat on her forehead, "Brother Song, are you here to see the house, or to see me make a fool of myself?"
Song Chi replied seriously: "As a distinguished customer like me, I don't have time to joke with you. My parents said that as long as I like the house, I will pay the full amount and don't care about the price."
Zheng Shuyan knew that his family was well off, but at the moment she could only endure the physical fatigue, because the customer is God.
After a pause, she said, "Can we look at the drawings first? After we have a good look at them, I will take you to the actual site for inspection."
“It’s hard to understand from the blueprints, so seeing is believing.”
"You won't understand. I'll explain it to you in detail."
As Zheng Shuyan spoke, she took out the floor plan of the sales office and said, "We still have these few left to look at, namely Building 1, Building 2, and Building 13... Do you want the G type, the B type, or the large H type?"
"Are there any 2Bs?"
Zheng Shuyan was surprised, "What?"
"Oh, I remembered it wrong. That's the model of a pencil. Just... take a look at them all."
Zheng Shuyan: “…”
She had no choice but to follow up, "Dear customer, what do you have in mind, or what is your ideal room type?"
Song Chi said "Oh" nonchalantly, "My mind may change at any time, so I'd better go and take a look before deciding."
Zheng Shuyan gritted her teeth and followed.
Song Chi, who was walking in front, put one hand in his trouser pocket, and his lips curled slightly. If she didn't teach him a lesson, he would write his name backwards.
"How come you are so knowledgeable about Feng Shui at such a young age?"
"This shows the importance of learning. Oh! I forgot that you dropped out of high school, so it's normal that you don't understand."
Zheng Shuyan: “…”
Song Chi observed her expression and felt secretly happy, "Then I will teach you reluctantly.
Business is not as important as craftsmanship, and craftsmanship is not as important as the gods of land. This sentence emphasizes the importance of Feng Shui.
At the same time, it is also thanks to my brother-in-law’s good teaching.”
Zheng Shuyan then remembered that Song Chi in front of her was from the Department of Archaeology. It made sense that he had some knowledge of Feng Shui.
"So, can you also tell fortunes?"
Song Chi curled his lips and smiled, "The poor tell fortunes, the rich burn incense, and the upside-down questions about yin and yang, which category do you think you belong to?"
Zheng Shuyan thought for a moment and said, "I think... I should burn more incense."
“Then you have to find a good incense burner, otherwise the incense won’t stay stable.
You have to be careful too, don’t smoke up the temple of Yue Lao, otherwise Yue Lao won’t know which red string to tie for you! "
Why does this sound so wrong?
Zheng Shuyan looked at Song Chi, "Are you mocking me?"
Song Chi chuckled, "You think too highly of yourself. I'm clearly stabbing you in the heart. Oh, by the way, let me remind you: take care of your heart more often when you have nothing to do. A black-hearted person will die early!"
Zheng Shuyan was completely speechless, "Are you cursing me to death?"
"That can't be possible. The one who controls life and death is the King of Hell."
At this moment, Zheng Shuyan was so angry that she had no place to vent. Why did she feel that Song Chi was deliberately looking for trouble?
After thinking about it from beginning to end, she should not have offended him, so why is he crazy?
Zheng Shuyan said bluntly: "I'll ask someone else to accompany you to look at the house."
Song Chi refused and said that she had to receive him personally, otherwise he would complain to her leader.
Zheng Shuyan endured it again and again, "Song Chi, you'd better come here sincerely to see the house, otherwise I will complain to your sister."
At this moment, Song Chi's face finally changed. "What qualifications do you have to be my sister's friend? You revealed her secret that she has panda blood! At noon, your shameless ex-boyfriend called my sister and shamelessly asked her to go to the hospital to wait for a blood transfusion. His head must be filled with more than ten pounds of feces and kicked by a donkey to say such stupid things!!"
Zheng Shuyan tried hard to digest these words, "You...what did you say?"
"I won't repeat myself a second time! I came to you to tell you to get away from your ex-boyfriend! Stop bothering my sister! And you don't have to tell my sister about what happened today. If she gets upset, you and that scumbag can't get away from each other. I, Song Chi, will fight you to the death!!!"
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