Chapter 214 Extra Four (5)
Extra Four (5)
When the director handed the bow to him, Jiang Nuo gave it to Gu Jiangkuo.
Mr. Gu has always had a strong talent in sports. Take their college days for example, when Gu Jiangkuo was in military training at the camp, he won the first prize in the "Sharpshooter Competition".
Later, when discussing business or entertaining, they would also play golf or go to the shooting range. Gu Jiangkuo was quite good at both shooting and archery.
Even in a standard 70-meter field, one can achieve remarkable results, not to mention that this small yard is only a dozen meters away.
But the difficulty lies in the fact that the turntable is spinning, which is similar to drawing a blind box.
Jiang Nuo then warned: "Wait until it slows down before shooting."
Gu Jiangkuo agreed immediately: "No problem."
So, for the first scene, the director said: “Ready…go!”
The director ran away after turning the turntable, while Gu Jiangkuo drew his bow and shot an arrow with great poise, waiting patiently for the turntable to slow down.
[Mr. Gu's posture is very standard! ]
This pose really tests your muscle strength. The bow looks like it weighs 30 pounds. He can pull it for so long, and his hand remains so steady. Mr. Gu is very professional.
[Generally, if you haven't practiced with this kind of standard bow, you won't be able to draw it steadily. If it slips out of your hand, it's just a random guess, like opening a blind box.]
[If Mr. Gu is so professional, he should be able to get breakfast right away, right?]
However, although Mr. Gu put on an impressive show, his results were quite mediocre.
I hit the mark with "Do ten sets of deadlifts while carrying your lover on your back."
Jiang Nuo: “…………”
Gu Jiangkuo said with a bit of annoyance: "Nuonuo, I'm sorry, this turntable is really hard to control, I didn't estimate the time well."
Jiang Nuo was very understanding: "What's the point of saying sorry? It's just a game, there are winners and losers."
【Hahahaha, I'm actually a little happy that I didn't win?】
What is a deadlift?
The director stepped forward to explain, "The so-called deadlift is a form of weight training. Fitness enthusiasts may know that there are different types of deadlifts, including bent-leg deadlifts, straight-leg deadlifts, Romanian deadlifts, and sumo deadlifts. It primarily targets the lower back, namely the erector spinae and biceps femoris, as well as the muscles of the posterior chain, such as the gluteal muscles and upper back muscles. It's a very physically demanding weight-bearing exercise. But today we're adding a twist to the deadlift by carrying your loved one on your back, which counts as a double load. So, who's being pushed?"
Jiang Nuo: “…”
【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, do you even need to ask? 】
Director, your question is a bit redundant.
[Mr. Jiang: Do you think I can carry him? ?]
[Mr. Gu must be 1.9 meters tall, right? With those thick, solid muscles, I'd like to ask my fellow bodybuilders, how much does someone with that body typically weigh?]
[It’s okay to crush an ordinary adult male anyway, hahahaha]
Gu Jiangkuo: "I'll carry him."
"Okay then! Kettlebells!"
Gu Jiangkuo: “???”
Gu Jiangkuo looked incredulously at the colorful kettlebells that the two staff members had brought with great effort, "Don't you need a barbell?"
Director: “Huh?”
Gu Jiangkuo: "Generally, deadlifts are done with a barbell."
The director felt that Mr. Gu's tone was different from what he expected, but he still said, "This is a 50kg kettlebell, which is a bit heavy. We actually also prepared 30kg and 10kg kettlebells, but if you choose a lighter kettlebell, you will have to increase the number of deadlifts..."
Gu Jiangkuo said disdainfully, "It's too light. Only girls use kettlebells for deadlifts."
director:"?"
Gu Jiangkuo: "For men, deadlifting 50kg is just the entry level."
director:"…………"
Why was it completely different from what he expected? In previous shows, other guests would act like spoiled brats, trying to reduce the weight and ease the difficulty, but why did Mr. Gu do the opposite?
The director struggled, "Because you still have weight-bearing..."
Gu Jiangkuo: "Never mind, it's okay, just make do with it. Be careful next time. Nuonuo, come here, I'll carry you."
Director: “………………Okay, Mr. Gu.”
[What a "next time, be careful"! As expected of a domineering CEO.]
[Hahahahahahahaha Director: Why is it completely different from what I thought? ]
[The director doubts life hahahahaha]
[This variety show is also known as: "Director's Adventures"]
[Wow! Mr. Gu is so skilled at carrying Nuonuo!]
[Hiss, this size difference]
Why do Mr. Jiang's legs look so thin after I carry him on my back? So thin and white, shashasha.
[Effective way to look thinner: Find a tall and strong boyfriend]
Gu Jiangkuo first carried Jiang Nuo on his back, then habitually lifted his hips and shook them, "Nuonuo, hold on to me tight. I'll need to hold the kettlebell with both hands in a moment, so I can't hold you."
Jiang Nuo: "Okay."
Jiang Nuo then wrapped her legs around Gu Jiangkuo's waist and held his neck tightly with her hands.
【Ah ...
[Pretty and well-behaved, Boss Jiang is like a little boy in front of Boss Gu. How can you tell she's only 28?]
What's wrong with 28... I'm only 28, and I always feel like I'm still a baby.
[I'm 27, and my house is curfew. My mom won't let me go home after 10 o'clock...]
[Boss Gu’s hands are so big, and her butt looks so soft hehehehe, ouch, it’s deformed by pinching it]
My friend in City A, please calm down. The IP address can be displayed now.
[City A -1 point]
[Please tell me you are traveling to City A QAQ]
Gu Jiangkuo chose the most traditional bent-leg deadlift. He carried Jiang Nuo on his back, grabbed the kettlebell with both hands, bent his legs, and then straightened his body. His movements were extremely standard.
The director helps count off-screen: "One... two..."
For anaerobic exercise like this, the slower you do it, the more fully your muscle groups will be exercised, which also means that you will need to expend more physical energy and have enough strength.
Gu Jiangkuo was seen squatting and standing up rhythmically. The muscles in his arms that were pulling the kettlebell were bulging, and his legs were tense, but his face was not red and he was not out of breath.
Netizens who know about fitness have been spamming "awesome" in the barrage area, and the production crew is also stunned, but Jiang Nuo is almost unable to catch up.
After finally completing this "punishment", Mr. Jiang quietly shook his hands and relaxed his shoulders.
Gu Jiangkuo was very considerate and massaged Jiang Nuo's shoulders: "Are you tired? Then don't do this project next time."
Jiang Nuo: “?”
Barrage:
【？ ？ ？ ？】
Did Mr. Gu just let something slip? What does it mean by 'not targeting this project next time'? Does he have the ability to control which one he targets?
[So he did it on purpose? Hahahahaha]
[Strong suspicion]
Gu Jiangkuo tried to make amends: "I'll try my best to make breakfast!"
Jiang Nuo looked at him suspiciously and said, "Okay."
Gu Jiangkuo picked up the bow and arrow again, and this time he was very pretentious, but the result was still "disappointing", and he was sentenced to the penalty item: "Do a plank for one minute with a weight (carrying an adult on your back)".
Jiang Nuo: “……………………”
Gu Jiangkuo dodged Mr. Jiang's death stare and touched his nose: "Oh, this game is really difficult."
So, Mr. Jiang had no choice but to resign himself to lying on Gu Jiangkuo's back, serving as a weight-bearing tool for him to do plank exercises.
【Get today's intimate contact! 】
【My face is full of aunt smile】
[Boss Gu really knows how to choose, hahahahaha, this punishment is great]
This punishment is so sweet! I want to play this with my husband too.
[Looking at my boyfriend's beer belly and falling into deep thought]
[The size difference is really obvious from this! Hehehehehehe]
Fortunately, this project does not require Mr. Jiang to spend any effort. He just needs to lie firmly on Mr. Gu's back and it will be an easy win.
After this punishment, Gu Jiangkuo "accidentally" fell into the "three-legged race" game, as if he wanted to play all the intimate "punishments" before he would stop.
So, when the bow was drawn again, President Jiang took the bow and arrow domineeringly: "I'll do it this time."
Gu Jiangkuo: "This bow is quite heavy."
Jiang Nuo glanced at him and said, "There's no other way. You can't shoot. Let me try."
This was exactly the kind of variety show effect the director wanted, and he quickly reminded the two guests through his earphones: "It's okay, let Mr. Jiang try!"
[Did Nuonuo see it? Hahahaha]
[Mr. Gu is very treacherous]
[It's not necessarily intentional, it's a big wheel, the difficulty is so high, it's easier to get punished.]
When it was Jiang Nuo's turn to shoot, Mr. Gu was much more nervous than before. He personally helped Jiang Nuo adjust his posture, and like an old hen protecting her chicks, he kept chirping around him, "Keep your eyes, arrow, and target in one line. Don't tense your wrist so much. The arrow will be released soon, so relax, otherwise you will get hurt easily..."
However, when God created Jiang Nuo, he may have focused all his skill points on beauty and brains, and forgot to add athletic ability. His coordination was naturally not very good. In addition, Jiang Nuo did not like sports and lacked strength. After pulling the bow for a while, he could not withstand the huge force of the bowstring and let go and shot out.
Then……
Miss the target.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
[Sorry I couldn't help it hahahahaha]
[Boss Jiang's expression is so cute, hahahahahahaha, so surprised! ]
Jiang Nuo was not discouraged and shot another arrow, but it missed the target again.
But Mr. Jiang has a spirit of never giving up. He keeps fighting after repeated failures, and finally hits the target with the third arrow... The penalty item is "doing push-ups face to face".
Jiang Nuo: “……………………”
[Sorry hahahahahahahahahaha]
【Hahahahahahahaha】
[I'm really looking forward to it! ! ! Is it the face-to-face meeting I imagined? ]
The director cheerfully announced the rules with a tone that showed no regret at all: "What a shame, President Jiang picked the penalty event! The so-called face-to-face exercise involves one guest lying on their back while the other guest places their hands on either side of their shoulders and does 30 push-ups!"
Gu Jiangkuo rubbed his hands together: "No problem!"
But Jiang Nuo suddenly interrupted: "I'll do push-ups."
Director: "Okay... Hmm? Mr. Jiang, are you going to do it? I need thirty!"
Jiang Nuo said expressionlessly: "Yes, I'm on top."
[Jiang Zong has such a heavy idol burden, hahahahahaha]
I'm on Top
[Is this the stubborn Chinese man? ]
【laughing to death hahahahahaha】
Since President Jiang suggested doing it on top, Gu Jiangkuo didn't dare to raise any objection and just lay down obediently on the yoga mat prepared by the program team.
Only when they actually started doing push-ups did Jiang Nuo realize the difficulty. Gu Jiangkuo was too big, and lying on the yoga mat, he felt a little restrained and was very inconvenient.
However, this is not the biggest difficulty that prevents him from completing the game tasks.
Mr. Gu was not embarrassed at all to do push-ups face to face like this. He did not avoid looking at Jiang Nuo at all, and even grinned when he met Jiang Nuo's gaze.
Jiang Nuo: “…………”
When Jiang Nuo finished the fifth one, he gritted his teeth and whispered, "Don't laugh."
"Oh..." Gu Jiangkuo shut up in disappointment.
But he still couldn't just sit there and be a background guy. When Jiang Nuo reached the sixteenth position and was a little exhausted, and was getting closer and closer to him, almost kissing him, Mr. Gu suddenly pouted.
It was a deliberately funny pout.
Jiang Nuo couldn't help laughing, and then broke down, falling into Gu Jiangkuo's arms. Mr. Gu caught him, and the two of them burst into laughter.
But Mr. Jiang's laughter was passive, forced by Gu Jiangkuo. After laughing enough, he started "domestic violence", beating Gu Jiangkuo while saying, "Did you do this on purpose?"
Mr. Gu simply picked the person up and stood up together, saying with a smile: "No, really not, it's just... I feel that the atmosphere has reached that point, hahahahaha, it's time for a kiss."
As he said this, he couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Nuo was amused by him again and started laughing along with him. He was laughing and angry at the same time, with a very mixed emotion.
[Hahahahaha, with a husband like Mr. Gu, you definitely won't have any worries, right?]
[Honestly, I never thought he was this kind of Mr. Gu. He was always so serious when I saw him on the news before.]
[Boss Jiang is so cute! Is he so cute?]
[He's only soft and cute in front of Mr. Gu, but when Mr. Jiang discusses the merger and acquisition, he's a boss! You can find videos online, and even when he's harvesting foreign capital, he's not soft at all!]
[They are only like this in front of each other, which makes it even sweeter! ]
The director announced: "The challenge failed! You have to start the count again if you try again!"
Jiang Nuo immediately stopped smiling: "Why do we have to recount?"
Director: "That's the rule..."
Jiang Nuo: "I've already done more than half of it, no!"
The director is very principled: "This is the rule."
Jiang Nuo: "This rule is unreasonable. Divest your investment."
director:"??"
The director said weakly: "Don't, my sponsor..."
[Hahahahahahahahaha, I immediately feel Mr. Jiang’s dominance]
[The sponsor daddy even called out hahahaha]
However, Gu Jiangkuo stood up and spoke for the production team: "Aiya Nuonuo, this is how variety shows are made, otherwise there would be no ratings."
"..." Mr. Jiang fell silent, apparently successfully shaken by this reason.
Gu Jiangkuo took the opportunity to say, "It's okay, let me take over. I'll challenge you."
Jiang Nuo: "...Okay."
In the new round of challenge, Mr. Jiang lay on his back on the yoga mat, and Gu Jiangkuo placed his big hands on both sides of Jiang Nuo's slender shoulders. Because of his height, Mr. Gu's feet had to extend outside the yoga mat, but this also ensured that he could completely cover Jiang Nuo.
[Hiss, the style of painting suddenly changed.]
【uh-huh】
Director: “Ready…go!”
Gu Jiangkuo began to do push-ups seriously. When Mr. Gu was exercising, he was always very serious and his movements were very precise. Now it was summer, and he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, and his bulging and loose biceps could be seen. The tall man with wheat-colored skin pressed his rough big hands on both sides of the white young man's shoulders, doing push-ups up and down.
[Um, I want to ask, does our Province Y still have a division? If so, I'd like to ask a few questions...]
[I opened the barrage just to see what you guys said]
This game is brilliant! Give the production team a thumbs up!!!
【Hehehehehehe】
[Shashasha, will there be a replay later? I want to watch it over and over again.]
【Nuonuo blushed! 】
[Ms. Jiang has really good skin. Even when her ears are red, they look like a transparent pink. Her skin looks very tender.]
[You're not going to say anything, right? If you're holding it in, then I won't say anything either.]
[I hope other variety shows can emulate this show!!!]
【Hehe, hehehehe】
Thirty push-ups were quite easy for Mr. Gu, and he even felt a little unsatisfied after finishing them - he really liked to see Nuonuo's shy look. The longer a couple is married, the less likely they are to be shy. I didn't expect that he would blush so easily when you teased him in front of the camera. He looks more and more handsome the more you watch!
However, when Jiang Nuo was pulled up this time, not only was his face flushed, but he also looked a little tired. He rubbed his temples and held onto Gu Jiangkuo's arm before he could stand up straight.
Gu Jiangkuo: "What's wrong, Nuonuo?"
Jiang Nuo said gloomily, "Maybe it's because I got up so early in the morning, did too much exercise, and didn't have breakfast yet, so I have a little low blood sugar."
Gu Jiangkuo: “!!!”
Hypoglycemia is no joke. Gu Jiangkuo was extremely nervous: "Then we need to eat breakfast quickly! You go sit for a while, I'll do the archery and quickly win breakfast back."
"Oh, okay." Jiang Nuo was supported by Gu Jiangkuo and sat obediently on a chair beside him.
Gu Jiangkuo was chagrined. He knew Nuonuo was weak, but the young master was usually very healthy, eating on time and paying attention to nutritional balance, prioritizing health. How could he have deliberately asked him to play games just to tease him? Especially those sixteen push-ups just now; he shouldn't have been allowed to do them. Exhausting so much energy so early in the morning before even eating, wouldn't that mean he was hypoglycemic?
The director turned the turntable, and Gu Jiangkuo drew the bow and put the arrow on it, his arm muscles tensed and his eyes sharp.
[Why do I feel like this review is going to be serious? ]
[Isn't it always like this? I put on a great show, but in the end I never hit breakfast, hahahaha]
[It's not that easy to hit the breakfast prize. There are so few arrows, so I'm probably lucky. Unless the production team is letting me off, I'll have to shoot a lot.]
【I won!!! 】
[Is this even possible?! ! ! ]
"Congratulations!" the director's voice came from off-screen, "Mr. Gu won a hand-pulled pancake!"
[Boss Gu is beginning to show his true strength! ]
[When my wife has low blood sugar, Mr. Gu starts to take action! ]
[It's just luck, right? I guessed right for once.]
Mr. Jiang, who was not captured by the camera, was sitting aside. He did not show the fragility of "hypoglycemia" just now. He crossed his legs, watched coldly, and thought to himself: As I expected, haha, you Gu Dajiang.
After that, Mr. Gu almost hit the target every time.
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu! The reward for hitting the target is two fried dough sticks!!"
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu! Your reward is three thousand-layer meat patties!"
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu! You've hit the mark and won two healthy, pollution-free farm eggs!"
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu! You've hit the target and are rewarded with two bowls of hot preserved egg and lean meat porridge!"
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu! Your reward is five freshly baked meat buns! ... and a pork elbow pancake!"
[Good fellow, Mr. Gu’s ability is such that it would be a shame if he didn’t make the national team]
[So Mr. Gu really did that on purpose? That's so mean! But I like it, hahahahaha]
[Boss Gu’s Thousand-Layered Routine…]
[I heard my wife has low blood sugar, so I started snapping! Awesome!]
"Congratulations, Mr. Gu, for achieving the Grand Slam! You actually achieved it consecutively! And consecutively!" the director exclaimed in disbelief, his voice tinged with excitement. "So, as an extra reward, the two guests will receive Jiang's Organic Breakfast Milk. Jiang's Organic Breakfast Milk has a milk protein content of up to 3.8%, helping you to have an energetic day!"
"Breakfast then!"
In fact, when Gu Jiangkuo shot the thousand-layer meat pie, the aroma of hot breakfast wafted from the kitchen, and Jiang Nuo was really a little hungry.
Gu Jiangkuo came closer nervously: "Nuonuo, are you still feeling uncomfortable? You can eat it right away——"
The word "rice" got stuck in my throat before I could even utter it.
Mr. Gu was met with a death stare from his own wife.
Jiang Nuo: “Heh.”
At this time, the photographer also gave Mr. Jiang a close-up shot.
[I can feel Mr. Jiang’s murderous intent even through the screen! Hahahahahahahaha]
[It’s over, the truth is revealed! ]
【True Death Stare】
[Mr. Gu: It's more stimulating than Erguotou mixed with vodka]
[Nuonuo is so pretty even when she’s angry! She’s also so pretty when she glares at people.]
[This murderous aura is like when my partner gets angry. The sense of substitution is so strong that I want to kneel down.]
Gu Jiangkuo also obviously reacted.
Mr. Gu: Oops, I fell into a trap! Nuonuo saw through my previous "performance"!
However, he was so concerned that he really thought his wife was suffering from hypoglycemia due to exhaustion...
Now that he had been discovered, there was nothing else he could do. Mr. Gu could only lick his face and grin at Jiang Nuo: "Wife, it's time to eat."
Judging from Mr. Jiang’s expression, he obviously doesn’t intend to give up.
The barrage is also cheering:
[Mr. Jiang, don't let him go! ]
【Hahahaha I want to see the “domestic violence” scene! 】
[Mr. Gu: You have no heart]
[Boss Jiang, how can you tolerate this? Make him kneel on the washboard! !]
However, Jiang Nuo was a good friend who took the overall situation into consideration. He didn't really get angry. He just beckoned Gu Jiangkuo to move his head closer, and then whispered in his ear, "Wait until the recording is finished."
Then he said loudly and softly, "Let's eat."
Gu Jiangkuo followed over happily, also covering the microphone, and whispered into Jiang Nuo's ear: "Thank you, my wife, for giving me face. Nuonuo, you are so kind, hehe."
[Hmm? What did they say?]
【Is there anything that we VIP users cannot listen to!!!?】
I rewound and watched the replay. Does anyone know how to lip-read? I'm so curious!
[Whispering in front of us, that's too much! But it's so sweet.]
Breakfast was already set. Because of Mr. Gu's miraculous grand slam, the table was full and quite rich. Although Jiang Nuo was hungry, he had been used to chewing slowly since he was a child, so he didn't eat fast.
The original breakfast in the countryside is really delicious. The ordinary boiled eggs are surprisingly delicious! The egg white is smooth and tender, and the egg yolk is soft and sticky.
Jiang Nuo praised the eggs, saying, "They're delicious." Gu Jiangkuo immediately peeled another one for him and said, "They're genuine country eggs. We'll buy some from the villagers and take them back later."
Young Master Jiang must have been used to being served by Mr. Gu, so he didn't hesitate. He picked up the egg he had just peeled, put it in his mouth, took a bite, and squinted his eyes and praised, "Delicious."
[Ahhh, Nuonuo is so cute! I'd be happy to peel eggs for him too!]
[In the summer, while it’s still cool in the morning, it’s so blissful to have breakfast in the yard, under the shade of the trees!]
Not only did Jiang Nuo eat slowly, but Gu Jiangkuo was also not in a hurry. He peeled eggs and picked up some side dishes, waiting for Mr. Jiang to slowly savor the original and pollution-free country breakfast like a gourmet. After Jiang Nuo finished eating, Mr. Gu cleaned up all the remaining food in a flash.
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