I suddenly stood up from my seat, with a bit of excitement and confusion in my tone: "How did the leader see that I have special talents working in the Women's Federation?"
Wang Yanshu quickly interrupted, his tone full of affirmation: "You usually mingle with female comrades and have a special affinity for them. Isn't this your unique way?"
Zhang Xiaodong also took over the conversation, his tone serious: "Comrade Guan Hongjun, from what you said, it seems that you look down on the work of the Women's Federation. But don't forget that the Women's Federation is a party and mass organization, shouldering the important mission of connecting and serving women and children. This work is both important and meaningful. I hope you can correct your attitude and make great contributions in this vast world."
Wang Yanshu quickly added: "That's right, great men have said that women hold up half the sky, so don't underestimate the work of the Women's Federation. What do you think, Chairman Guan?"
She even used the title "Chairman Guan", which made me feel a little flustered. I quickly adjusted my attitude and said in a flattering tone: "County Governor Zhang, it's not that I don't want to contribute to the Women's Federation, but as a gay man, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for me to preside over the work of the Women's Federation."
She said with a serious face, "The Women's Rights Protection Law and the Women's Federation Charter do not stipulate that the president of the Women's Federation must be a woman. If there is no law prohibiting it, you can do it. What's inappropriate about this?"
I lowered my head, with a hint of helplessness in my voice: "I'm not asking if it's possible, I'm wondering if it's suitable. I really don't think I'm suitable for this glorious position."
놛 slammed the table, stood up, walked to the window, and said in an unclear voice: "The organization has considered everything. 놅, you must obey the arrangement."
I was completely furious and started to yell, "I will definitely not go to this Women's Federation. Please leaders choose someone else who is more capable. At worst, I will give up my public office. If you don't want me here, I will go somewhere else!"
After saying that, I made a gesture to turn around and leave.
At this time, Wang Yanshu suddenly went crazy, holding his stomach and rolling on his seat, laughing and crying. In front of the window, Zhang Xiaodong was also laughing so hard that his waist was bent, and he kept muttering: "Director Wang, I told you not to tease him like that, this kid can't stand it. Look, he's about to quit now."
I was furious, and when I saw their expressions, I immediately realized that these two people had colluded to tease me. I still stood there angrily, being the laughing stock in their eyes, and let them laugh at me.
Zhang Xiaodong laughed so hard that he couldn't catch his breath. He kept saying, "I... I couldn't hold it back any longer. If I didn't get to the window, I would burst out laughing. Did you hear that I laughed in my last sentence, Guan Hongjun?"
I glared at him angrily and said, "County Governor Zhang, we can't play like this. If you really scare me to death, will you have the heart to do it?"
As soon as I finished speaking, we burst into laughter again.
They laughed for a long time, and the laughter even attracted Secretary Zhang Xiaodong. The secretary, wearing a pair of high-power myopic glasses, asked nervously, "County Mayor Zhang, are you okay?"
Zhang Xiaodong suppressed his laughter, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, you can go out."