Chapter 1: Old Shoulders and Cunning People [New Book Launches! ]



Chapter 1: Old Shoulders and Cunning People [New Book Launches! ]

Tianyuan Continent, Cambrian Kingdom.

Since the Tianyuan era, the snow over the Warcraft Mountains has never stopped falling.

The vast snow and wind spread across thousands of miles, so vast that the shadows of the mountains could not be distinguished, and it swallowed up all living things.

However, there is a mountain among them with lush bamboo and grass, spring-like weather all year round, gurgling hot springs, and dancing fine snow. It remains untouched by the snow that rages on the mountains, like a paradise that is untainted by the mud.

It is located in the southeast of the Warcraft Mountains, at the intersection of three flame veins.

Xueyan Mountain! The Xueyan Sect, built on the mountain, is a place of pure air, outstanding people and beautiful scenery. It is one of the earth-level sects in the Taoist Alliance and the only upright sect that has stood in the Warcraft Mountain Range.

Like a sharp blade inserted into the heart of demons, the Xueyan Sect always stands at the forefront of eliminating demons and defending the way. It is a thorn in the eyes and flesh of the nearby demon sects and devil gates, and they all want to remove it as soon as possible.

Today is a happy day for Xueyan Sect.

At the same time, it was also a day of shock and anger for most of the male monks in the sect.

Because, the highly respected elder of the alchemy, the peerless Jade Pot Master who had been single for a hundred years, suddenly announced that he was going to marry someone...

What's even more strange is that her Taoist partner is not a gifted and talented person, nor is he a powerful royal noble of the Cambrian Kingdom, nor is he the Supervisor of the Tiandao Pavilion who has been pursuing her for a long time.

What is surprising is that Elder Yuhu's Taoist partner is actually a young disciple from the Xueyan Sect's menial work room with mediocre talent.

For a moment, the whole sect was shocked, the whole country was in uproar! It even attracted the attention of the Taoist Alliance headquarters...

That night.

Xueyan Mountain, Baicao Peak.

To the east, the green bamboos are as sharp as swords, piercing the sky, and clustered together with the unflowered peach trees to form a forest, enclosing a pool of gurgling spring water on the edge of the cliff.

The water from the ten-direction springs is as clear as a lake, with vast misty waves floating in the air, which is a magnificent sight.

Beside the spring, an old peach tree with twisted bones is dotted with cherry-red buds. The fallen snow petals melt at the tips of the flowers and turn into nectar.

Under the peach trees, a white-haired fairy in a light green cloak sat cross-legged on a bamboo mat.

Her long eyelashes are covered with snow, her eyes are closed with light, her white hair is tied up in a sword-like bun, and her snowy forehead is dotted with a nine-petal peach print.

Her skin is so white that you can't tell it's falling snow, her eyes are clearer than that of a young girl, and her facial features are like a landscape painting sketched with simple strokes, extremely delicate and yet extremely plain.

Plus, she had no expression on her face, giving people the illusion that she was close yet far away.

It was the Xueyan Sect’s alchemy elder—

Yu Hu Zhenren.

Tonight is her big day.

Facing this young Taoist partner who had average talent and nothing else except a good-looking appearance, but remained calm and just quietly flipped through and checked the marriage certificate, Master Yu Hu closed his eyes and frowned, and said indifferently:

"As a chores disciple, you look too calm... Is it possible that this elder is not worthy of you?"

The woman's voice was cold and clear, mixed with a soft hoarseness, and sounded like smoothie.

Nice to hear…but that’s not the point.

Opposite the rush mat, a young servant in a grey cotton-padded jacket slowly closed the marriage certificate stamped by the Cambrian State Supervisor Daogong himself, and sighed in his heart: It's finally successful!

After traveling through time for five years and joining the sect for three years, he finally won the victory without any effort after going through so many hardships.

As a member of the 21st century Earth travel crowd, Xiao Bai can proudly say -

Unlike the enchanting time traveler who had a system dropped from the sky, his system was written by himself! In his previous life, Xiao Bai was a game hacker who was obsessed with a large-scale online game called "True Spirit Continent".

Being poor and broke, he decided to write a special editor for himself.

At the beginning, he modified his talents drastically, adding points to all attributes, increasing his luck, and making his sword hit him with nine hundred and ninety-nine points... He had long been tired of these ordinary modifiers.

In order to be able to cultivate immortality while lying down, to discuss Taoism with fairies with fair skin and beautiful looks, and to ascend to heaven in broad daylight, he put all his cheating skills into charm.

Therefore, this directional charm modifier is only effective for fairies of the righteous path who are fair-skinned, beautiful, and have strong cultivation.

The desire for fair skin and beautiful looks is for the sake of physical and mental pleasure.

The requirement for strong cultivation is to be able to take him to flight.

As for why it is required to be a righteous fairy... Because his cheating is already illegal, how dare you add an extra crime to it?

What's more, fairies of the righteous path are beneficial to maintaining stability in the harem.

Maintaining stability is the most important thing.

It has to be said that it was a happy time that Xiao Bai still remembers.

To be able to win by lying down is Xiao Bai's lifelong dream.

Unfortunately, even in the game, such a dream only lasted for half a month before it turned into nothing.

Because of the internal fighting in the harem that almost wiped out the game, the game officials quickly discovered and banned his account.

However, before he had time to grieve, Xiao Bai's eyes went dark and he traveled to a real cultivation world...

Tianyuan Continent!

The setting is similar to that in "True Spirit Continent", but the era is different.

This is the Tianyuan era, a time when, after the destruction of the Dharma Ending Age, the Taoist Alliance unified the world of cultivation, implemented the Tianyuan Taoist laws, and stopped the decline of spiritual energy.

Xiao Bai traveled through time in a physical body, and his talent was even worse than that of the indigenous mortals.

The bacteria and viruses that had been through many battles were also purified by the spiritual energy and were completely useless.

Luckily, his directional charm modifier actually traveled across time with him!

Although there is a glitch and I can only see the editor homepage panel for now and cannot log in to operate, the power of the editor is still there.

In order to find a wealthy and righteous fairy who could help him practice immortal cultivation, he first used his meager knowledge of physics and chemistry to start a business of producing and selling glass and soap in Chaoge City, the capital of the Cambrian Kingdom. It took him two years to collect enough money, and then he established connections and relationships with the immortals. As a mortal, he successfully joined the Xueyan Sect and became a glorious menial disciple.

In the three years since he entered the sect, Xiao Bai has been working in the menial room without practicing, but has been making many connections and traveling throughout the sect.

He would run to the inner gate whenever he had something to do. He was good at delivering letters, cutting bamboo, laying stones, looking at the scenery, transporting spiritual grains and wheat, and looking for cats and dogs...

After a few visits, I got to know many fairies who were as beautiful as flowers and had excellent cultivation.

Unfortunately, for some reason, the fairies of the Xueyan Sect were very arrogant and turned a blind eye to his charm. Even though they liked him very much in their hearts, they just couldn't say it out loud.

This made him extremely anxious, and he even suspected that the modifier had crashed.

Until today, the most beautiful woman in Xueyan Sect, Elder Yuhu, brought him back to Baicao Peak with a marriage certificate, without even giving him the option to refuse.

Although it's direct, I like it! Xiao Bai realized that the modifier after crossing is very large, and only top fairies are selected.

Facing Elder Yuhu's questioning, Xiao Bai raised his head and looked at this highly respected, cold and beautiful female elder.

Completely different from the cold and serious person Xiao Bai had imagined, she was actually a round-faced beauty who was as fresh as a girl, but also a little bit asexual!

There is a poem in the previous life that says: If my relatives and friends in Luoyang ask me, I will tell them that my heart is as pure as ice and as clear as a jade pot.

What's more, she is a white-haired fairy...

Which Chinese person can resist Baimao? After confirming with her eyes, this woman is very fairy-like, and is the type Xiao Bai likes.

After a glance, Xiao Bai said:

"I was just too surprised. My mind went blank and I forgot what to say. As for the weekend break, I am too humble to deserve it..."

"You're lying."

The pretty female elder frowned slightly and interrupted Xiao Bai indifferently.

Master Yuhu vaguely felt a hint of God's will.

Originally, she just wanted to find a man who was pleasing to her eye and had good qualities to deal with the current crisis.

Unexpectedly, this boy not only had a good appearance, but also had a good temperament, which made her unable to suppress her love for him.

A mere chores disciple, yet he has such composure and composure to remain unmoved by either honour or disgrace. His seemingly carefree and indifferent manner seems to conceal lofty ambitions.

Could it be that an unrivaled expert is living in seclusion within the gate?

...Strange, what am I thinking about!

Master Yu Hu suddenly came to his senses, and stared at the man in front of him with his clear eyes: "A chores disciple saw me, but you didn't show any nervousness or surprise at all, as if everything was within your expectations."

Xiao Bai was startled, thinking he was exposed.

But he soon realized that this was the significant effect of the directional charm modifier! Elder Yuhu had already started his own strategy...

Without any explanation, Xiao Bai just asked casually:

"The elders and disciples have a certain hierarchy. Aren't you afraid of criticism from within the sect?"

You know, although Yuhu Zhenren has attracted countless admirers because of her beauty and temperament, she has always kept people at a distance and is not a casual person.

The power of the charm modifier is evident! Under the peach tree with fine snow falling, Jade Pot Master sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, his bamboo-leaf eyebrows slightly relaxed, and said calmly: "Whether it is the laws of the Cambrian Kingdom or the laws of the Tianyuan Dao, only relatives and teachers and apprentices are prohibited from forming a partnership, and there is no provision that elders cannot form a partnership with menial servants. As for why I want to form a partnership with you, it is because I have encountered a bottleneck in my cultivation, and you have a constitution with balanced five elements, which will be helpful to me."

Xiao Bai was slightly stunned. He didn't expect that one day he would hear the fairy say to him: Demon man, I want you to help me practice!

However, it was the first time he heard that he was a person with equal talents of the five elements.

This may be related to the fact that he is a physical time traveler and grew up on Earth where the concentration of spiritual energy is zero.

Fortunately, there is a modifier, so the problem is not big.

"My cultivation is humble and my physique is weak. I am afraid that I cannot bear it and would tarnish the reputation of the elder in vain."

Xiao Bai wanted to catch the enemy by letting him go.

Moreover, he has seven top fairy companions in the game, and his body really can't bear it.

Yu Hu Zhenren only said:

"No problem. I am good at herbal medicine. I won't drain the pond to catch fish. It will also be helpful to your practice."

Xiao Bai pretended to be relieved and said respectfully:

"All is subject to the elder's orders."

His questions were answered, but the elders still had questions.

"The situation in the Demonic Beast Mountain Range has been unstable in recent years. It is inevitable that demons will sneak into the sect and attempt to subvert the Xueyan Sect."

"You have been in the sect for three years, but your cultivation has not made any progress. You are not ashamed of it, but are calm and composed. You have a kind of immortal temperament. It is hard not to be suspicious of it."

"If you want to stay in Baicao Peak, you need to answer a question for me."

This is a political review question, and it is also a life-threatening question! After all, in the past hundred years, the demons and the devils have invaded Xueyan Mountain dozens of times, big and small. If it weren't for the help of the Taoist Alliance, Xueyan Mountain might have been wiped out long ago.

When going through the entry-level political review, one needs to ask oneself, as most of the issues involved are related to demons.

Xiao Bai was not panicked at all, he was just a time traveler.

Yu Hu Zhenren closed his eyes, pinched his fingers, and pressed Xiao Bai's eyebrows with his finger. He whispered, "If one day, you catch a powerful demon girl, what should you do?"

The snow petals flutter like light cotton wool, silent and yet seem to contain the power of heaven.

Xiao Bai had no scruples and stared at the elder who looked like a young girl in front of him. He felt that he had already won her over and flirted with her deliberately: "If the witch has a face like the elder, it would be better to capture her and make her your wife."

Translated into vernacular: Witch girl, I need you to help me practice!

After all, there was a female elder who saw that the errand disciple was handsome and forced him to be her partner. Why couldn't he marry a fox demon?

In an instant! Her eyebrows were slightly furrowed, her long eyelashes were covered with snow, and the flower buds on the tree were blooming in the snow.

In her indifferent face with eyes closed, two icy eyes as white as peaches and snow slowly opened.

The face that was as calm as still water suddenly shone with light, and the corners of her lips curved into a smile of pride and relief.

Xiao Bai was dumbfounded and didn't have time to react.

The loose green cloak fell down, revealing shoulders as straight as a ruler and as smooth as snow...

Old shoulder is very slippery!

Beauty lies in the bones, not in the skin. Xiao Bai looked straight ahead, but his brain was not very good.

Is this base-loading speed too fast?

But if you think about it carefully, after getting the marriage certificate, tonight will be our wedding night...

Done!

at the same time.

The spring water gurgled in, slowly overflowing the bank of the pool, engulfing the flying snow and the blooming peach trees.

Swallow the fairy's smooth shoulders.

It also engulfed Xiao Bai's vision and hearing.

Before he could react, Xiao Bai's eyes went dark and the surroundings became as quiet as the void.

There was only a vague, extremely subtle touch coming from an unknown place...

Can play.

Xiao Bai finally felt relieved.

After five years of traveling through time and three years of joining the sect, he finally got to eat a mouthful of plump, white, fragrant and tender soft rice after searching for the rich fairy with great effort.

It's like a dream of a frustrated person lying on the keyboard, a little unreal.

Sudden--

A cold and vast mechanical sound slammed into the sea of ​​consciousness! [Ding——The first little white face directional charm modifier in the cultivation world (for home use) has been successfully charged. The host Xiao Bai has the highest administrator privileges of this modifier and can log in to the main interface at any time to view and manage it. ]

Peach petals are falling, and the water is shimmering.

Xiao Bai was unconscious, his heart was like the warm sun, his body was like a coiled dragon, and he was in a daze as if he was in the misty fairyland. How could he care about such trivial matters in the world?

Until a certain moment, the system once again struck the soul wandering in the clouds.

[Warning to the host: This modifier has been affected by the plane storm and has a code disorder, causing the host's current charm to be only effective for powerful villain women. Please pay attention to your preset position! ]

What? Xiao Bai opened his eyes instantly! Surrounded by bamboo forests.

Clear water and peach petals interweave to weave nine shadowy, gushing and swaying...

Snow-white foxtail.

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This book is now on the shelves, with 8,000 words updated every day. I ask all new and old readers to subscribe to support us!

The plot is mainly about daily life, supplemented by pretense, no green or lesbian, no bad women are left out, all the young ones are included, and all are punished! The first 100,000 words are the stage of soft rice development. If you want to see the domineering male protagonist, you need to fast forward to the stage after the Tiandao gift package is put on the shelf.

Also, some typos are to prevent censorship.

(End of this chapter)

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