Chapter 66 Ling Zhou Yue [Two in one, enter the password for the leader to add one or two more chapters! ]
As a plagiarist, it might not be appropriate to copy Li Bai's "Song of the Wine" to pick up girls in a brothel.
But Xiao Bai was not some literary youth, and at his age he could only remember a handful of poems.
The reason why he remembered "Song of the Wine" so clearly was because he was punished by a Chinese teacher to copy it a hundred times.
Not only can he remember it, he can also write it very well!
If he hadn't remembered the song "Song of the Wine", he could only use geese, geese, geese to pick up girls...
But if signed with Yijianhu's name, this poem would seem particularly appropriate.
Every line in the poem is about wine, for example: When life is happy, you should enjoy it to the fullest, don't let the golden cup face the moon in vain. I was born with talents that will be useful, and I will get them back even if I spend all my money.
Aren't these two lines written by Yijianhu? If Xiao Bai hadn't copied "Song of the Wine" a hundred times, he would still be in awe of Li Bai.
If Li Bai were to travel through time to the world of cultivation, he might become a sword god - this task would be completed by him, Xiao Bai, for Li Bai.
Xiao Bai wrote down his thoughts crookedly while thinking about random things.
He had never practiced calligraphy, so he could only cover up the ugliness of his handwriting by writing in a sloppy manner.
Yijianhu sat down at the corner of the table with his plump thighs folded and raised.
While drinking from a pot, he drunkenly watched Xiao Bai write poetry.
She didn't know if it was because she was too drunk, but she always felt that Xiao Bai's calligraphy was like a sword dance, with a hint of great truth and the aura of a sword god.
But the question is, what kind of poem is so long? "Are you writing an article? Can you pick a shorter one so that I can remember it and not be exposed when I go into the fan room?"
"Okay, I'll change it."
Xiao Bai pretended to be talented, waved his hand, and started writing:
"Geese, goose, goose—"
Yijianhu felt that his intelligence was insulted and quickly pulled away the newly opened drawing board.
"Let's go with this one."
Xiao Bai thought that the poem "Ode to the Goose" was quite sexy, with its neck bent to the sky, white feathers floating on the green water, and red feet paddling the clear waves.
Yijianhu was dazed as he watched Xiao Bai writing a poem, and suddenly pointed at the line "Don't let the golden cup face the moon in vain".
“This is the word for moon, right?”
Xiao Bai was slightly startled.
"It seems that you are not completely blind. Maybe there is a word for moon in your name."
“…”
Yijianhu's eyes sparkled with a look of reminiscence, and he immediately pointed at the bottom of the drawing board.
"You have to sign your name with Yijianhu, which is my nickname when I travel around the world."
"nature."
Xiao Bai wondered, could this woman's name be Ling Zhouyue?
I have to say, this name sounds pretty nice.
It's just too poetic, and somewhat inconsistent with her own style.
The poem is finished.
It was the first time that Xiao Bai was a plagiarist, and he always felt a little shameful, but fortunately the credit was not his.
I really don’t know how those entertainment travelers who traveled to the urban world could remain calm and collected.
After completing the poem, he had to show it to the maids for appreciation.
A tall maid came over, picked up the drawing board and took a look at it. She saw the signature at the end of the poem:
A sword fox.
The murderer of the Zongguo War was actually released from prison! The maid was so frightened that her back went cold and her eyelids twitched. She had to force herself to remain calm and concentrate on appreciating the poem.
The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky...
A vast river like wine appeared before my eyes, mixed with the mighty sword energy, rushing into the sea.
It's very similar to the aura of Yijianhu.
The themes of the poems in Tianzi Pavilion were mostly about singing about the wind and the moon. This was the first time she had seen one about drinking.
The content of this poem was so wild, like the sword energy flying in the air, that it was beyond the comprehension of a little maid like her.
But there is a problem. There seems to be no big river called the Yellow River in Tianyuan Continent.
She timidly asked Xiao Bai: "Excuse me, sir, which river do you mean by Yellow River?"
After traveling through time for so long, this was the first time that Xiao Bai was called "sir" and the first time he felt homesick.
"The Yellow River is the Yellow River. It is my hometown."
Xiao Bai murmured with a look of reminiscence on his face.
At one side, a sword-fox was holding a pot in the air, his eyes flickering as he glanced at him sideways, without saying anything.
I was thinking, could this man also be from outside the Tianyuan Continent...
At this time, another maid brought wine to Xiao Bai and Yijianhu, and said with a smile: "Miss Liansheng, please come in...Miss Liansheng is new here, so please be gentle."
Yijianhu was so excited that he slapped Xiao Bai on the shoulder, shocking him so much that he almost vomited blood.
"You are amazing!"
Immediately, Yijianhu stood up with tea and walked towards Miss Liansheng's fan room number nine.
Halfway through the walk, he suddenly realized that Xiao Bai hadn't moved, so he turned around and asked, "You're not coming with me?"
Xiao Bai thought, with you, can I still have a friendly exchange with the cute Mu Yun?
"No, you go in first, I'll stay outside to catch the demon."
Yijianhu was slightly startled. She actually saw the shadow of Xuanyuan Ji in Xiao Bai and couldn't help but curse:
"You're working so hard for just a registered detective. What if you were made a formal detective? Even if you don't care about your hairline, you should still consider Master's sexual happiness."
Xiao Bai is not a king of rolls, he just has a targeted approach and doesn't want to waste ammunition.
"You also know that I need your master's sexual happiness to be considered? I am your master's grandfather, so go and have fun first."
Yijianhu was too lazy to persuade him anymore.
"Okay, I'll bring you a recording stone later."
On the other hand, this guy is simply a human leek. With him by my side to exorcise demons and monsters, wouldn't I be able to go to the brothel and listen to music every day? "When you really build your foundation and become a formal prisoner, follow me."
Xiao Bai nodded and said, "Okay, I will work hard behind you."
Yijianhu took a sip of wine and walked into Fan Room No. 9 with a smug look on his face.
Xiao Bai quickly used remote sensing.
Mu Yun is still on the way!
However, her complexion did not look very good, and she exuded a very faint demonic aura. She seemed to be out of place in the crowd and a little eye-catching.
If it weren't for the demonic aura that enveloped the palace, attracting the attention of the Jiandao Palace and the Imperial Palace, it would have been difficult for her to walk so easily on the streets of Chaoge City.
With a tragic life story, a petite body, and cultivation that is not top-notch, she is cleaning out the pests for the Dao League and stirring up trouble in Chaoge City with her own strength...
Xiao Bai felt inexplicably distressed.
Before my eyes, servants kept coming into the reception hall of Tianzi Pavilion.
He bent down and whispered to several important guests that something bad seemed to have happened.
A few guests were shocked upon hearing this and hurriedly left Tianzi Pavilion.
Xiao Bai guessed that these people were probably officials from the Taoist Alliance or dignitaries in the imperial court.
The others didn't care at all and continued to play music and dance.
Most of these people came from the various sects in the Cambrian Kingdom, or were tourists from outside the Cambrian Kingdom, so they didn't care about the flood in Chaoge City.
Xiao Bai was calmer than these outsiders, even a little excited.
At this time.
A guest who had been observing Xiao Bai for a long time came over and whispered, "Daoyou, you brought a woman to the brothel to play, I'm afraid you want to find something more exciting?"
Xiao Bai turned his head and glanced.
A middle-aged monk, rather fat, with a beard on his face.
She didn't wear her hair in a Taoist bun, but just a braid at the back of her head, and wore a tall hat that was a mixture of Taoist and imperial styles.
When he smiles, he looks like Gabe Newell, the boss of Steam in his previous life, and he is unexpectedly awe-inspiring.
According to the monitoring ring worn by Xiao Bai, this person's cultivation level is at the middle stage of foundation building.
Generally speaking, cultivators in the middle stage of foundation building do not have such momentum.
This is... the momentum of capitalists.
"Who are you?"
Xiao Bai asked casually.
The fat bearded monk said:
"I am just a nobody. Thanks to the support of the Dao League and the imperial court, there is a place where fellow Daoists can have more fun."
Xiao Bai understood. This person was either a pimp, or he wanted to get close to Yijianhu and win over his powerful fighter because he had a good relationship with him.
People like this are very annoying.
Xiao Bai is a man of ten feet tall. He always treats beautiful women with disdain and doesn't bother to pay attention to men.
"I'm a family man, I'm not interested in messing around."
"I understand."
The fat bearded monk smiled and whispered, "You are a person who pretends to be noble even though you have come to the land of fireworks. You must want to try something more exciting. It can be seen that you are a cultivator with a wild heart. You are fantasizing about an adventure at this moment. You are willing to sacrifice yourself even if it involves demons and monsters."
The guess was quite accurate, but Xiao Bai didn't like this person.
Wasn't it bad enough that he was cheated by Gabe Newell in his previous life? Fortunately, he can write his own modifier to retaliate.
"I don't have any money."
Xiao Bai said coldly.
Unexpectedly, the fat bearded monk didn't care at all.
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money. You can buy on credit when you are in the Dao League."
You are corrupting the Dao League! Xiao Bai suddenly became interested in his exciting gameplay and wanted to see what he would use to test the cadres.
However, he has something important to do right now.
Turn on remote sensing.
Mu Yun was already very close to Yan Zi Chunhui. She walked slowly and leisurely, as if she had everything planned out.
Sudden!
Just as Xiao Bai regained consciousness, his remote sensing vision automatically turned to a fan room.
The reason why it was certain that it was Yan Zi Chunhui's fan room was because Yijianhu was sitting in the private room of the fan room.
What's going on?
Xiao Bai didn't understand and could only continue to wait and watch.
The private room was bright and clean, and the light shining through the window screens was a light purple with a hint of cherry.
The surroundings are filled with spiritual energy, and there are some shade-loving flowers and plants planted on the windowsill, emitting a faint fragrance.
There is a guzheng placed on the long table in the middle.
It can be seen that the new girl Liansheng is an expert in playing the piano.
At this time, the maid brought Yijianhu a pot of tea, two pots of fine wine and a stack of peanuts.
Afterwards, the legendary girl Liansheng lifted the curtain and came out from the inner room.
Xiao Bai took a quick look and saw that this was a gentle woman who was light, soft and easy to push down.
She is not tall, but very well-proportioned. Although her curves are not too prominent, her waist is slender like a willow and can be held in one hand. It is very soft and tender, giving her a fairy-like look that seems like she will fall down if you push her.
She was wearing a lavender gauze dress, which was semi-transparent and gave people a light and flowing feeling.
She looks delicate and lovely, but her temperament is rather plain and she doesn't talk or laugh much.
Yijianhu glanced around in a daze.
Although this girl Liansheng is quite pretty, she values her talent more.
Just like Master Yu Hu's bubbling beauty, what attracted her most was the bone-eating poison that Master refined, the little rosemary that he brewed, and the miraculous skills of the scalpel.
Miss Liansheng bowed slightly to Yijianhu, lifted her skirt, and sat leisurely in front of the zither table, saying: "When life is happy, you should enjoy it to the fullest, don't let the golden cup face the moon in vain. I was born with talents that must be useful, and I will get them back even if I spend all my money... The man who wrote this poem must have known and admired the fox supervisor very well."
Xiao Bai was stunned, wondering what nonsense this girl was talking about.
"He admires me? He's just simply lustful and likes fierce and powerful ones!"
Yijianhu said unhappily.
Xiao Bai: Good fellow, you are more truthful! Immediately, Yijianhu drank tons of wine, wiped the wine juice, curled his lips, stared at the girl in front of him, and saw double, and said drunkenly:
"Speaking of which, why would I want to talk to an avatar? Hurry up and ask Miss Liansheng to come out. I want to meet her properly."
Clone?
Yijianhu couldn't be talking nonsense, she must have discovered something by accident! After thinking about it carefully, Xiao Bai suddenly realized it.
This Liansheng must be Mu Yun's clone, so he could see her remotely! However, this clone was much weaker than the one left at Baicao Peak. It had no cultivation and no demonic energy.
Liansheng was shocked, but his face was calm. He plucked the strings with his bare hands and tested them. Without raising his head, he said, "Fox Supervisor, drink this glass of wine in front of you. If you can stay sober afterwards, Liansheng will appear."
Xiao Bai thought to himself: This is a provocation, don't be fooled!
"Why is that so difficult?"
Yijianhu raised the cup and drank it all in one gulp, then stood up domineeringly and tried to force his way into the inner room.
Suddenly, Jian's eyes froze, and the light in his eyes was drowned out by the chaotic smell of alcohol.
"How come Master's medicine is in..."
Before he could finish his words, he collapsed to the ground.
Xiao Bai understood, and Yu Hu secretly gave Mu Yun a drug that was specifically designed to treat Yijianhu.
It is said that in the war between Zong Kingdom and other countries, Yijian Fox, who could kill gods and Buddhas, was defeated by the medicine given by Yuhu.
This is amazing. A sword fox can easily kill even a Yuanying boss, but can be cured by Yuhu's medicine.
Yuhu wife, you are hiding very deeply! Xiao Bai understood the current situation.
Obviously, Miss Liansheng's fan room was the place where she would have the final battle with the witch.
If he doesn't go to hell, who will?
It's time to catch demons!
Thinking of this, Xiao Bai stood up gracefully and strode towards the ninth room.
I heard the fat bearded monk behind me sighing: "It seems that Xiao Jianbu has someone in his heart."
Xiao Bai snorted coldly and ignored him.
When I walked to the ninth door, suddenly, a cold wind blew past.
With a crash, the window was blown open.
Faintly, Xiao Bai sensed a burst of black fog, which took advantage of the cold wind to sneak into the Tianzi Pavilion and blew towards the fat bearded monk behind him! Is this Mu Yun himself?
etc!
Her target is... this fat guy? Xiao Bai suddenly remembered that when he was remotely sensing the stone platform on the north cliff of Baicao Peak, the Demon Lord had given Mu Yun a kill list.
Obviously, before Mu Yun attacked him, he wanted to kill a foundation-building cultivator first, take his bloodthirsty elixir, and hide his evil spirit.
In other words, if he could stop her from killing, he could draw a gift package from Heaven!
Xiao Bai was still thinking in his mind, but his body had already rushed out.
Xiahou activated his full-level physical skills, bounced his feet, and flashed in front of Fat Beard.
Instantly——
There was a flash of blood, and tentacles like vines pierced into Xiao Bai's chest.
A flower of darkness blooms in the mouth.
(End of this chapter)
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