Chapter 26: Liu Yue is drunk
After taking the menu, Uncle Zhao said, "Chu Ku Ku, open the menu."
Fish stewed in an iron pot, cabbage stewed with tofu, pig-killing dishes, pickled vegetables, braised meat, three kinds of seafood, and a large portion of rice.
After we ordered, he began to introduce Northeastern cuisine with great enthusiasm. Uncle Zhao is a genuine Northeasterner.
Then Grandma Liu ordered some more beer, not much, just four boxes.
This scene frightened the three little girls, who were from other places and came here to go to school.
(This grandma is very generous.) Liu Yue smiled and told the three little girls that they didn’t have to drink it.
After saying that, he winked at Shen Mo.
Shen Mo sighed, and helplessly shouted outside: "Waiter, my wife likes cold drinks today, bring me a bottle of iced beer."
(Oh shit, I saw helplessness on Mo Ge’s face.) (The helplessness on Mo Ge’s face reminded me of my Mongolian wife who could drink two and a half kilograms of liquor after marriage.) Li Yu smiled.
After the wine came, Aunt Chen took off her coat, opened a box first, and laughed, "Everyone, although I don't know how long the company can last, but we should drink while we can. Cheers."
"cheers."
Grandma Liu, Grandpa Zhao, Grandpa Sun, and Liu Yue all raised the bottles of wine in their hands and laughed in response.
Shen Mo pulled the three frightened little girls and followed with cups.
(This scene is so cool to watch.) (This scene is just like when I was a kid, during Chinese New Year, the adults at home would drink and the children would sit aside. Shen Mo was like a slightly older child.) (Haha, this is so funny. Look, Mr. Liu is going to open a separate table for Shen Mo.) Li Yu also laughed.
In the video, Liu Yue drank half a box of liquor, pulled Shen Mo by the collar, kissed him fiercely, and then hugged Shen Mo, drunkenly saying, "Hubby, do you know what I'm most dissatisfied with you for?"
"It's just that you can't drink."
“It’s not fun at all.”
"However, your skills in bed are really good, especially the length, which can make up for everything..."
Shen Mo's face turned pale. He looked at Grandpa Sun who was watching the joke and said with tears in his eyes, "Grandpa, this part cannot be edited in."
Grandpa Sun slapped the table and laughed, "It must be cut in. He's good in bed, which is the advantage of us men."
(It’s so dirty, but I like it.) (I just want to know, was this video edited today?) (Looking at the blurriness of this video, you can tell that the editor is probably still drunk.) Li Xue burst out laughing. Mr. Liu, who boldly expressed his love, is so handsome.
On the other side, Grandma Liu and Aunt Chen hugged the three little girls, Xiao Bai, Lan Lan, and Li Zi, poured wine for them, and loudly talked about the benefits of drinking and its generous and refreshing pleasure.
Then the three little girls drank too much in the video and loudly said that they were not drunk. In order to prove themselves, the three little girls began to recite ancient poems.
Have you not seen the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky? Have you not seen the white hair reflected in the mirror in the hall?
In the spring of the second year of the Qingli period, Teng Zijing...
The late sun makes the mountains and rivers beautiful, and the spring breeze makes the flowers and grass fragrant.
Swallows fly in the melting mud, and mandarin ducks sleep in the warm sand.
I have just seen spring off, and now I am seeing you off.
If you go to the south of the Yangtze River to catch spring, you must keep it here.
Willows cast their shadows over the river, plum blossoms wither on branches in the snow.
Dark clouds press down on the city, threatening to destroy it; golden scales of armor shine towards the sun.
There are few yellow birds over the stream in late spring, and the magnolia flowers are gone and the apricot blossoms are flying.
It is noon and I am hoeing the field. Sweat drips onto the soil.
Geese, geese, geese, singing with their necks bent toward the sky.
……….
Grandma Liu, Aunt Chen, and Liu Yue all burst into laughter and even took out their cell phones to record the scene.
(It’s so funny, these three girls exchanged their extroversion for a lifetime of introversion.) (Three unknown girls, I’m telling you now, you’re famous.) (I just want to know if they are sober yet.) (That’s not important, the company atmosphere is the most important.) By the end of the drinking, everyone was obviously drunk.
Shen Mo sighed softly and dialed a cell phone number.
After a while, everyone saw several men and women come in and help everyone out.
Shen Mo gave Liu Yue a princess hug and carried her directly into the car.
The drunk Liu Yue smacked Shen Mo's lips and said, "My husband smells so good."
Shen Mo looked at Liu Yue lovingly and replied, "My wife is so cute."
After carrying Liu Yue into the car, Chen Mo took out two thousand yuan in cash from his wallet and handed it to the person who helped.
"I'm sorry to have asked you all to come all this way. Please use this money to buy some food."
The person who came waved his hand to refuse quickly, and Shen Mo smiled and said, "Take it. It's all my wife's money, a capitalist. Why should you save it?"
(Haha, Brother Mo loves Mr. Liu, but that doesn’t stop him from complaining about Mr. Liu being a capitalist.) (Why is Brother Mo so generous with his money? Because it’s earned by his wife.) (Brother Mo and Mr. Liu are so sweet.) (I’m thinking of a question now. Watching the video, it’s still afternoon. Does that mean they left work early?)
(Shit, this hurts.) (I don’t believe they left work early.) (Haha, don’t disbelieve me, go to Weibo, there are all kinds of follow-up videos.) Li Yu clicked on Weibo without hesitation, and sure enough, the first hot search was about Liu Yue being drunk, and the icy female president was actually a big tiger girl from Northeast China.
Li Yu didn't watch it and started searching for the follow-up video, which came out very quickly.
"Don't touch me, I still have to work and edit the video."
The drunk Grandpa Sun took the computer from the car and drank it all, and no one could stop him.
This made it difficult for Shen Mo and others to leave.
After editing, he yelled at Liu Yue on the other side: "Xiao Liu, your uncle Sun has edited the video, do you dare to post it?"
I saw Liu Yue staggering in the car, and she said loudly: "Why don't you dare? Send me the video and I will send it out."
Liu Yue took out her cell phone and pushed everyone away to send a video.
Then, as if to prove that he was not a coward, he raised his phone and started recording a video.
"It's 3:20 in the afternoon. I, Liu Yue, just posted a team-building video. Everything in it is real."
Then Liu Yue turned the video to Li Zi and the other two.
The three girls stood up and laughed, "Mom, we are not cowards. We drank, we found jobs, we have internship certificates, and our boss lady is also a handsome guy."
(It was so funny that Brother Mo almost wanted to cry.) Then came Grandma Liu, Aunt Chen, Grandpa Sun, Grandpa Zhao, and finally Shen Mo.
Liu Yue hugged Shen Mo, face to face, and forced Shen Mo to say: "Husband, you said that you love Liu Yue the most. No matter what she does, you will never leave her and you will take care of her for the rest of her life."
Shen Mo repeated every word, his eyes full of helplessness.
"Husband, you said you want to marry Liu Yue."
Shen Mo complained silently: "I'm already married to you."
(Hahahaha, Brother Mo is going to make me die of laughter.) (I seriously suspect that this is a setup, a setup for President Liu to force Brother Mo to marry him.) Li Yu continued to scroll down the video, and there was also the battlefield footage posted by the restaurant owner where they drank a total of twelve boxes of beer.
The restaurant owner also posted a separate video, smiling and saying: "Everyone, my food is really delicious. It even made Mr. Liu drunk. Welcome everyone to come."
Looking at the large plates of leftover cold meat, Li Yu suddenly realized something: does the amount of food in Northeastern cuisine require large iron plates?
(End of this chapter)
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