Chapter 138 Imported Papaya Milk
Li Zang waited for a long time before entering the Tianyuan Realm.
At this time, Little God of Misfortune had already dealt with all the [rebels]. Not only that, she also asked God of Disaster to complete all the follow-up work.
For example, cleaning up corpses, cleaning up the battlefield, and repairing damaged walls.
When he had some time, the little unlucky god took a bath and changed his clothes.
"Do you think I am okay with this outfit?"
The Little Goddess of Misfortune turned twice in front of the God of War, her skirt fluttering in the wind. Combined with her loli appearance which had not changed much, a sense of childlike innocence emerged spontaneously.
The God of War swallowed and nodded repeatedly.
"Well, it looks good. I think the master will definitely praise you when he sees you wearing this dress."
The God of War has really completely changed his opinion of the Little God of Bad Luck.
Just now in the domain of the Little God of Misfortune, he and the God of Disaster saw with their own eyes the Little God of Misfortune smiling as he chopped the Wind God, the Black Mountain Old Demon and the Six-tailed Fox Demon into minced meat one by one.
Honestly... it's a bit scary.
I have never seen such a cruel young master.
Especially, their strength is not much different from those three. Since Little Bad Fortune was able to chop off those three guys, it would only take a few minutes for him to chop off them.
Fortunately, I have never made the little bad god angry.
But at the same time, they were also a little melancholy. To be honest, there would always be feelings when people get along for a long time. If possible, they really didn't want to see the dark side of the little unlucky god.
That kind and adorable little master... is really nice!
"Why hasn't Li Zang come yet?"
"Since the Lord has appeared, he will surely come here soon..."
The God of War persuaded softly, and then suddenly seemed to sense something, raised his head and looked towards the entrance of Tianyuan Realm.
The little god of misfortune also felt it, his eyes lit up, and then he jumped out of the window and ran towards Li Zang.
"My lord, please wait for me."
Li Zang did not hide his figure and entered the Tianyuan Realm openly. Looking at the space he created, which has changed a lot, he felt a little emotional.
In just a moment, ten years passed.
In the blink of an eye, everything in the diary became reality.
To be honest, it’s hard to get used to this kind of earth-shaking change every time I experience it.
I really don’t know what kind of changes the emergence of eight million gods will bring to the real world.
"Li Zang, Li Zang, Li Zang!"
Shouts of joy came from far away and got closer.
A journey of dozens of kilometers only takes a few minutes for the little unlucky god.
Li Zang looked at the little god of misfortune running towards him, trying his best not to make his smile look too awkward.
The little god of misfortune did not rush directly into Li Zang's arms, but stopped in front of Li Zang. When he saw Li Zang's appearance, he hesitated for a moment, but then came closer and smelled the scent on Li Zang's body.
The hesitation was because Li Zang's appearance had changed drastically compared to ten years ago.
The Li Zang in the little god of misfortune's memory looks like a child.
But soon, the little god of misfortune felt the existence of her real name from Li Zang. She had given her real name to Li Zang, and now she clearly felt that her real name was in Li Zang's body.
Li Zang smiled and said, "Why? You don't recognize me after ten years? Do you have to rely on your nose to recognize people?"
At the same time, the familiar feeling has returned.
"Li Zang, you've grown up! You've become so tall!"
The little god of misfortune raised his head, looked at Li Zang, and exclaimed: "How can you still grow up?!"
The appearance of a god will basically not change after it transforms.
Ten years have passed, and she still looks like the little girl she was back then.
But Li Zang has grown up... This is so unfair!
I looked up so much that my neck became sore!
Li Zang stretched out his palm, touched the head of the little god of misfortune, and said softly: "I am not a god, it is normal to grow up. How have you been these years? Are you okay?"
“Hehehehehe…”
The little god of misfortune felt the gentle touch of Li Zang's hand on his head, and looked at Li Zang with a silly smile: "I'm fine, Li Zang, the house you gave me is very comfortable, and there is someone who cooks for me every day, and there is more..."
The little god of misfortune seemed to have become a chatterbox, constantly telling Li Zang everything that had happened in the past ten years.
In a nutshell - report good news, not bad news.
The life of the little unlucky god has indeed improved, and it has improved dramatically. Even his bad luck has been brought under control, but you can't say that he feels very happy.
Because in the past ten years, she basically never set foot out of Tianyuan Realm, and her more than 370 yuan had long been lost.
The days when there is no money to pick up are quite boring.
Li Zang listened quietly and asked a few questions from time to time. Soon, he saw the God of War coming from afar.
The moment the God of War saw Li Zang, he judged from the attitude of the God of Misfortune that it was Li Zang, and he slid down to his knees and slid in front of Li Zang!
"My Lord, I miss you so much!"
Li Zang: “…”
? ? ?
Li Zang felt that this scene was quite familiar.
Brother, your surname is Zhang, right? ?
"My Lord, it's been ten years. Do you know how we got through these ten years?"
The God of War tried to hug Li Zang's thigh, but Li Zang dodged and missed. He fell to the ground and wailed, "My Lord, I miss you day and night, and I look forward to your return every day!"
Because of the diary, the characters that appear are all these weird stuff, and Li Zang has become somewhat accustomed to this.
"Okay, get up."
How could Li Zang not know what this guy wanted? He stretched out his hand and transferred his cultivation into the body of the God of War.
The God of War felt the change in the energy in his body and showed a look of surprise.
After careful experience, he discovered that his priesthood had undergone a qualitative change and he was successfully promoted!
Astonishing momentum surged out from the body of the God of War, as if it were real.
But soon, the breath subsided.
Li Zang said slowly: "Although I didn't directly increase your priesthood and strength, I helped you break the limiter. In the future, you can gradually become stronger through practice."
The God of War was already very satisfied and immediately expressed his gratitude.
"Thank you, my Lord!"
"Master, let's hold a banquet tonight. We will welcome you back." said the God of War.
"I won't eat."
"Um... My Lord." The God of War said with some difficulty: "Since you are back, please meet everyone. We all miss you very much."
Li Zang didn't believe it: "Really? You miss me? Are you living uncomfortably?"
“Ahem…”
The God of War coughed repeatedly.
"Look at what you said. We wish you could lead us in person."
The God of War has not forgotten his gang of old friends. Although he wants to reap all the benefits for himself, if someone gets jealous and stabs him in the kidney in the middle of the night, he will have no place to complain.
The Little God of Misfortune felt that since Li Zang had returned, he should return all the things that belonged to the Lord of the Eight Million Gods to Li Zang, and said, "Li Zang, just listen to the God of War."
Li Zang nodded.
"All right."
…
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Tianyuan Realm.
The grand banquet lasted the entire night, with cheers and laughter filling every corner of Tianyuan Realm.
It seemed as if the rebellion that started off well but ended badly this afternoon had no impact on anyone.
During the banquet, Li Zang also rewarded the gods according to their merits and helped open the limiters on the strength of the God of Disaster and some other gods.
There is merit in this, because thanks to the restraint and management of the God of Disaster and the God of War, there have been very few incidents of gods doing whatever they want on Earth in the past ten years.
Of course, there are always exceptions, but they are not a big problem. At most, they leave behind some incredible legends.
After eating and drinking.
Li Zang said to the God of War and the God of Disaster: "You stay and continue to help me manage these gods..."
"Li Zang, are you leaving again?"
The little god of misfortune grabbed Li Zang's sleeve, his eyes full of reluctance.
The only friend she recognized was Li Zang, and she would be very sad if Li Zang left again.
"I have to go home..."
Li Zang remembered his promise to the little god of bad luck and said, "By the way, Ah Shuai, do you want to stay at my house for a while?"
"I, can I?"
"Of course, there's nothing wrong with that."
Back to reality, not to mention that the little god of misfortune can control his bad luck, even if he can't control it, Li Zang has plenty of ways to help solve it.
The little god of misfortune's eyes lit up and he nodded with a look of surprise: "Okay, okay, okay, Li Zang, you still remember me, you are so nice! Hehehehehehe."
…
Li's family's villa.
Shen Yuemo sat in the living room, hugging a pillow, looking angry.
Just because Li Zang hasn’t been home for two days!
Moreover, I couldn’t get through to him on the phone, and apart from the little information on the Internet, I had no idea where he was now.
Destroying angels, killing God, and eight million gods... There are too many messy things. Shen Yuemo now has ten thousand questions in his mind. He just wants to see Li Zang and confirm his current situation.
Did you suffer any loss or get hurt in the fight?
"Come on, lift your feet."
The sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword was holding a mop and mopping the floor. When he reached Shen Yuemo's feet, he touched Shen Yuemo's ankle with the mop handle, signaling Shen Yuemo to stay out of the way and quickly lift his feet up.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you always chasing me to mop the floor?!"
Shen Yuemo looked at the Tianyuan Sword Spirit who had gotten a maid outfit from nowhere, and complained unhappily: "Can't you use your divine power to clean the house? Carrying a mop around the house, don't you find it troublesome?"
The sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword slightly raised her chest, and the special maid outfit was snow-white. The cleavage was extremely deep and fierce. "This won't do. The master said that life should have a sense of ritual."
"Besides, mopping the floor isn't a big deal. I'll do it when I have nothing to do. I'm not like some people who just eat and drink for free."
Shen Yuemo:? ? ?
Free food and drink?
Shen Yuemo already had a serious suspicion that the posture of Tianyuan Sword Spirit's chest puffing out was a provocation to her, and when she heard Tianyuan Sword Spirit saying that she was eating and drinking for free, she became even more furious.
"What do you mean by free food and free drinks? Li Zang and I have been childhood sweethearts since we were little, wearing the same crotchless pants!"
"When I was playing with him, you were still a piece of scrap metal!"
Shen Yuemo said with a red face.
She originally wanted to say that she was Li Zang's real girlfriend and would be Li Zang's future wife. You are just a broken sword, and sooner or later you will have to call me "Mistress".
But I didn't have the courage to say it out loud.
Shen Yuemo stared at the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword, his eyes fixed on the pair of 36E large weapons of Tianyuan Sword, with an unfriendly look on his face.
Damn, I've been drinking a lot of papaya milk these past two days, but it doesn't seem to be working very well...
No rush, no rush...
This guy is a sword spirit and has no room for growth, but she still has a chance to catch up, or even surpass!
Thinking of this, Shen Yuemo picked up the papaya milk on the table and took a big gulp.
At this time, Tianyuan Sword said, "When my master wore open-crotch pants, you were still a tadpole, right?"
Shen Yue took a mouthful of imported papaya milk and sprayed it directly on Tianyuan Sword Spirit's face. The sticky milky white liquid flowed along the deep gap and disappeared into the depths of her career line.
“…”
The spirit of the Tianyuan Sword took a deep breath, then said with a look of disgust: "You are so disgusting."
"You're disgusting!"
"You are the most disgusting. You actually sprayed milk. Listen to me, stop drinking it. You are hopeless."
"Fuck you, I'm going to fight you!"
Shen Yuemo got angry and rushed directly towards the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword!
"I'm back."
Li Zanggang pushed open the door and saw Shen Yuemo and the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword rolling on the sofa in dishevel.
How should I put it... paired with that sticky milk, it feels really sexy.
Li Zang feasted his eyes.
"You guys, what are you doing?"
Shen Yuemo said nothing, staring straight at the little god of misfortune that Li Zang was holding in his hand.
After a while, Shen Yuemo said faintly: "Li Zang, have you summoned a new weapon spirit again!?"
As soon as these words came out, the Tianyuan Sword Spirit's mentality collapsed, and he said resentfully: "Master, you have me, isn't that enough?"
The spirit of Tianyuan Sword felt very sad.
If it was a person, she could still accept it, but if it was a spirit of an artifact, she could not accept it. She hoped that she was the only spirit of an artifact.
Li Zang: “…”
"Alright, both of you, hurry up and pack up. I'll introduce you guys later."
…
An hour later.
After Li Zang's explanation, the man and the sword finally understood that there was a new member in the family.
As for why it is temporary.
Because when the little unlucky god gets tired of living there, he will go back when he wants to.
It is basically impossible for the little unlucky god to live here for a long time because this is a friend.
Li Zang really just regarded the Little God of Misfortune as a friend and did not have any other thoughts.
After all, he's not really a pervert...
After the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword learned that Xiao Suishen was not a weapon spirit, its mentality immediately returned to normal.
Well, as long as the master only plays with himself, that's enough.
Shen Yuemo let out a long sigh.
She was open-minded and felt that it was not a big deal that Li Zang did not bring back an angel.
The little god of misfortune looked like he was about seven or eight years old. Although he was born like that, I don’t think Li Zang would be so abnormal as to like it...
Li Zang suddenly remembered that Shen Yuemo had been here for a long time. She should have gone to school, but she had been wandering around outside. He asked, "Momo, you've been out for such a long time, don't you need to go back?"
Shen Yuemo instantly became alert. After their recent interactions, she began to realize that something was wrong.
It seems that the status of my childhood sweetheart is not 100% secure.
Let’s not talk about whether the mysterious classmate Anna will become a threat to me for now.
The spirit of the Tianyuan Sword, who was so close at hand, was not an easy character to deal with.
Although the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword always says that she is a sword, God knows what she thinks in her heart, whether she has the slightest thought of not wanting to be a sword...
Shen Yuemo once watched a TV series about weapon spirits, in which there was a love story between a Japanese weapon and a Japanese weapon.
The key point is that 36E is so tempting that she is afraid that Li Zang can’t resist it!
Don't overestimate a man's bottom line...If there is no breakthrough, it's just because the chips are not enough.
Besides, Li Zang is running around everywhere every day... Who knows if he will bring someone back tomorrow.
If I were to leave for a while, I might end up having my home stolen and become a loser.
No, I won’t leave.
What’s the point of studying? Now we are all practicing, so studying is useless.
Thinking of this, Shen Yuemo's eyes gradually became dangerous, and he said faintly: "Brother Xiaozang, are you going to drive me away?"
"No, you can live here if you want. I just want to say that you have to explain it to your parents and don't let them worry." Li Zang sensed the danger and turned the situation around, eliminating the crisis.
After a while, the atmosphere gradually returned to normal.
Li Zang acted as a mediator and introduced everyone to each other.
And when Shen Yuemo heard that the little god of misfortune had been wandering outside before he met Li Zang, and even later because of his bad luck, he confined himself to a huge and empty castle for a long time and lived a lonely life, her motherly love instantly overflowed, and she showed concern for the little god of misfortune.
The Tianyuan Sword Spirit also treated the Little God of Misfortune very well...
Maybe it was because she didn't sense any hostility from the little unlucky god.
Of course, Shen Yuemo and Tianyuan Sword Spirit still seemed to be incompatible, and they would quarrel with each other at any time...
Li Zang sat on a recliner, looking at the scene in front of him, feeling a mixture of emotions.
This is life.
(End of this chapter)
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