Chapter 165 Lick it!!!
The place Li Zang arranged for Zhao Lingtian was to let him stay with Zhang Xuanguang.
Today, Zhang Xuanguang lives in seclusion in a beautiful mountain village.
Because Li Zang had forbidden him from practicing, he had been surfing the Internet.
He is using the most popular way to understand the world.
What is the most popular? Naturally, it is short videos and social networks.
Lao Zhang registered quite a few accounts, so he can pick up girls and read newspapers at the same time!
The body may grow old, but the heart never grows old!
When Li Zang appeared in Zhang Xuanguang's courtyard, he deliberately leaked a hint of his presence.
Not long after, Zhang Xuanguang broke through the wall, slid down a long distance, leaving two long scratches on the green grass, and lay down in front of Li Zang.
"Emperor, I miss you so much!"
Li Zang: “…”
Zhao Lingtian: (Д) =
In an instant, there were a million possibilities. What Zhao Lingtian saw was an extremely devout believer who worshipped his God in the most pious way!
“Ahem…”
Li Zang coughed twice, obviously still not used to Zhang Xuanguang's incomparable and strange enthusiasm, and said in a deep voice: "Well, you get up first."
When being polite and shameless becomes a skill, then this person will be very successful in society.
When Zhang Xuanguang heard what Li Zang said, he didn't say anything more and just stood up.
The etiquette and attitude are obviously in place.
He liked to see the Emperor at a loss, which proved that he had left an indelible mark in the Emperor's heart!
"Emperor, who is this?"
Zhang Xuanguang looked at Zhao Lingtian, feeling confused and uncertain.
Because he found that he could not see through Zhao Lingtian's cultivation level at all.
If you can’t see through him, it probably proves that you are better than him.
As an old antique who has lived for more than three hundred years, Zhang Xuanguang has been running around for the scarce spiritual energy, and has encountered many miscellaneous cultivators competing with him for spiritual energy.
But I have never seen this person before!
When did such a person appear on Earth, but I don’t even know it!
Li Zang seemed to have seen through Zhang Xuanguang's thoughts and said, "This is Zhao Lingtian. You can just call him Lao Zhao. I brought him here mainly because I want him to follow you temporarily."
Zhang Xuanguang was slightly stunned: "Ah, follow me?"
Li Zang explained: "Old Zhao is not a cultivator from this world, because he has reached the limit of his world and cannot make any progress, so I brought him back."
"Old Zhao, you two should get to know each other first. I'll let Old Zhang tell you what you should pay attention to."
After Li Zang finished speaking, he was about to leave when he was stopped by Zhang Xuanguang.
Just when Li Zang was wondering what Zhang Xuanguang was going to do, he saw Zhang Xuanguang running back into the house and coming out carrying a huge statue.
The statue looked exactly like Li Zang.
Li Zang: (c)
The facial features are lifelike and the expressions and artistic conception are just right. It's awesome.
If possible, he sincerely wished he had never seen the statue.
"Emperor, look what I have done!"
Zhang Xuanguang said enthusiastically: "Is this a statue? No, my deep admiration for you is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea. You are a ray of light in my life!"
Li Zang: “…”
He didn't know what to say.
Swearing?
Good man, if he is so good at talking, he would be too embarrassed to swear directly.
So cool.
Li Zang said helplessly: "Okay, I appreciate your kindness, I'll take this thing... Well done, don't do it again next time!"
He directly used space magic to take the statue away.
The thought of my statue being stared at by two grown men with perverted eyes all day long made me feel so embarrassed that I wanted to die.
The key point is that Zhang Xuanguang is such a fanatical fan, who knows what he will do with his statue.
Is it possible that…
Li Zang shuddered. Although Zhang Xuanguang seemed to have normal sexual orientation, what if he suddenly changed one day?
It's better to be safe than sorry. He doesn't want to be treated like that.
I thank you, please go away.
Li Zang once again warned, "Really, don't carve anymore. I'm not kidding you."
Zhang Xuanguang smiled and nodded, but he disagreed in his heart.
The Emperor accepted it. Hmm, he must like it very much. It seems that he needs to learn more about this craft!
Next time, maybe I can try to carve a better one out of golden nanmu.
If the Emperor is happy, he might reward me with a lot of spiritual energy, hehehe...
Zhao Lingtian's heart trembled and he looked at Zhang Xuanguang with great solemnity.
Hiss, this person is so mean, and he is so good at licking!!!
Zhao Lingtian was stunned.
No, I must not let the Emperor’s favor towards me disappear or decrease!
Zhao Lingtian reacted immediately and stood up and said, "Emperor, before I started practicing, my ancestors were all carpenters. I also admire this carving skill. If you like, I can carve 18 different poses for you without any repetition!"
Li Zang: “…”
Eighteen fucking poses, do you think you are making a model?
"If you dare to do it, I will fucking kill you, believe it or not?!" Li Zang gritted his teeth and said quietly.
Murderous, very serious.
Zhao Lingtian: ???
Why are there so many differences between people? We are all lackeys. Why do you only allow this guy to carve a statue for you?
Zhao Lingtian had a resentful look on his face and did not dare to say this in front of Li Zang.
He was afraid of being beaten.
But Zhao Lingtian instantly became wary of Zhang Xuanguang!
As soon as the two met, they immediately sensed a similar aura in each other.
When two flatterers meet, they can determine who is better and who is worse!
Zhang Xuanguang had a smile on his face and was not afraid at all.
Although he knew that Zhao Lingtian's cultivation was higher than his, he was not afraid of him at all.
This is just like in the ancient court, where some lower-ranking officials still dared to confront higher-ranking officials in front of the emperor. The emperor gave the officials confidence, and the person who gave Lao Zhang the confidence was naturally Li Zang.
It is true that Zhao Lingtian is stronger than him, but no matter how strong he is, can he be stronger than Li Zang?
Anyway, in front of Li Zang, they are both just small-time cultivators!
Life and death are all decided by the emperor's will.
As long as Li Zang doesn't give the order, Zhao Lingtian would not dare to kill himself.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xuanguang glanced at Zhao Lingtian with a look full of fighting spirit.
Come on, ambition does not depend on age, and licking skills do not depend on high cultivation. Just wait, sooner or later I will let you see my supreme licking skills!!!
Zhao Lingtian looked back at Zhang Xuanguang directly, his eyes showing stubbornness and unwillingness to give in.
I have a lick that can move mountains, overturn seas, subdue demons, subdue monsters, command gods, pluck stars, cut off rivers, destroy cities, and split the sky. Look at me licking!!!
Li Zang felt the strange atmosphere between the two old men, and a chill ran down his back.
What the hell is going on!?
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm on fire! ?
The two of them are almost a thousand years old together. Is this appropriate?
“Ahem…”
Li Zang coughed twice, then said, "You two should get along well. I have something to do, so I'll leave first. Well, don't cause any trouble for me, or I won't show mercy."
After Li Zang finished speaking, he did not give the two people a chance to say goodbye or to keep him, and he disappeared from the spot in a flash.
He thought it would be better not to come to this damn place often in the future.
It's too weird.
After Li Zang left.
In the quiet courtyard, two old men who are almost a thousand years old together still maintain high fighting spirit.
Zhao Lingtian looked at Zhang Xuanguang, and relying on his high level of cultivation, he took the initiative to say: "Brother, please give me more guidance in the future. If I have done anything wrong, please forgive me."
"You're welcome. You have a high level of cultivation and you are a senior. It's too serious to say that I should be tolerant. I dare not give you instructions. However, I still have to explain to you some of the rules left by the emperor. The most important thing is to make the emperor worry less, don't you agree?" Zhang Xuanguang said with a smile.
Zhao Lingtian nodded in approval.
Indeed, no matter how we fight in the future, the most important thing is the Emperor...
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(End of this chapter)
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