Chapter 172 New diary, new beginning!
A new day, a new diary, a new social death.
The system prompt sound came as expected.
[Ding, the fourteenth diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. Once the popularity exceeds 1.3 million, the next stage will be started. 】
[Douyin, record your beautiful life~]
Li Zang took out his mobile phone and found the account that posted the diary. The new diary was written by the third alias, and was written by Emperor Li Zang.
[Today, classmate Anna asked me to invite her out for a trip... I am not that kind of person. 】
[This emperor understands the little thoughts of women. What a pity! This emperor should be a person who makes decisions for all eternity and cannot be bound by emotions. Women will only slow down the speed at which this emperor draws his sword! 】
[However... Anna actually used Water of Life as a reward, and this emperor's determination to practice Taoism was shaken. 】
[Women are useless to me, but this Water of Life can make this emperor's strength reach a higher level. 】
[Damn it, woman, you've successfully caught my attention! 】
[This emperor encountered a monster while waiting for Anna. It was a natural ant from the primitive world. With its tiny body, it was able to lift objects that were a million times heavier than its own weight. It was truly terrifying! 】
[What a pity, in front of this emperor, the power of this Heavenly Power Ant is still too weak. 】
[Evil creature, you are unlucky to meet me today! 】
[This emperor has been blessed by heaven, and my cultivation has improved qualitatively. Even if I pick up any one of my five fingers, it feels as heavy as a mountain! 】
[Ouch! This Tianli Ant actually dares to fight back! Humph, suppress it! 】
[My heroic demeanor was seen by classmate Anna, and she seemed to adore me even more. 】
[Oh, woman, you have good taste.] 】
“…”
Li Zang suddenly raised his hand, placed it on his chest, and covered his little heart.
That heart is twitching because of a diary.
Li Zang suddenly felt that he had underestimated his former middle school self.
He thought he was strong enough and had a strong enough ability to handle embarrassment, but he still felt very embarrassed!
You are worthy of me. Even though I am so strong now, I was still defeated by you.
Really broken down.
This diary has the flavor of the first diary! ! !
This is too much of a second taste.
Not only does it have a full sense of middle school, but it is also mixed with an unspeakable domineering president vibe.
Have you seen Huang Xiaoming?
The greasy thing in the world... This is too greasy.
If it were ten years ago, this kind of overbearing president's tone would definitely be mainstream, but now, it's really low!
Li Zang suddenly wanted to destroy the world.
As long as the world is destroyed, no one will be able to see my diary, right! ?
worldwide.
All human beings shuddered at the same time, feeling a little chilly for some unknown reason. Even those who were in the south where the sun was shining brightly were no exception.
They felt a chill running down their spines, as if they had brushed shoulders with death and had their necks twitched...
Some people who have poor psychological endurance, especially those who are lying in bed sleeping under the sun, will wet the bed while shaking.
They woke up and were all confused.
After a while, the search term "Does bedwetting in adults mean bad kidneys?" quickly became the second most searched term.
As for the first one, it is the Emperor’s Diary which cannot be changed.
No one can challenge the majesty of the emperor, not even another emperor...
Li Zang didn't know that because of his sudden thought, people all over the world were trembling, and some people even wanted to die out of shame.
For example, those stay-at-home types who secretly wash the sheets but are discovered by their family members.
Originally, I was sleeping soundly... Who would have thought, ah~
After Li Zang withdrew his idea of destroying the world, he turned around and continued to read the contents of the diary.
He was very curious about what would happen to the tempting drink that classmate Anna took out in this diary.
In reality, it was a bottle of Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew, a childhood memory, is the essential water of life for surfing the Internet.
Looking back to the past, when I was young and had little money, I could always squeeze out some money to go to the Internet cafe to play games.
In those years, if he had enough money, he would have a bottle of Mountain Dew, which was a drink that tasted better than Coke and Sprite, and left an indelible mark in Li Zang's heart.
Now in the diary, it has transformed into Water of life.
To be honest... Li Zang has graduated for so long that he has long since returned English to the school, but that doesn't stop him from using his mobile phone for machine translation.
He had done this operation frequently before and was already quite skilled at it.
Well, water of life...
This is really my style during my middle school years.
As for the Heavenly Power Ants...
Alas, it was actually just an ordinary ant. I was a little bored while waiting for classmate Anna, so when I saw the groups of ants on the roadside railings, I started playing with them.
It was a big ant, and its size made it stand out among the ants.
When I was in my middle school years, I fell in love with it at first sight.
As for how he died in the end...to be honest, I really don't want to think about it.
Because, he picked up a piece of booger, and it stuck directly to the ant's body.
It's gross...but it's true.
downstairs.
Shen Yuemo and others were sitting together, all leaning forward to look at the diary that had just been published.
Well, the reminder setting is really useful. It really dares to notify you when a new diary is published.
Shen Yuemo looked at the familiar style in the diary and wanted to laugh, but when she saw Anna's name, she was not very happy.
Anna Delipova.
Shen Yuemo had a deep impression of that person.
After all, we played together...
Even though the big golden retriever's Chinese is terrible, he's still very clingy.
When she used to play with Li Zang, she would always show up to join in the fun, turning their peaceful world of two into a threesome.
Although, she didn't understand love at that time.
But now, she understands and regrets it very much!
Damn it, it turns out that the big golden retriever had tried to attack Li Zang a long time ago... But it looks like he didn't succeed.
As expected, as the queen, I am the destined girl!
“Mo Mo, is this Emperor Li Zang also Yong Ye?” Zhen Lutian Xie Huang looked at the contents in the diary and wanted to laugh for some reason.
"He used to be like this..."
Shen Yuemo thought of Li Zang in the past, his extremely immature appearance. The haze in her heart was swept away, and she smiled instead.
"Do you feel like your old lover's character is collapsing? If so, if you don't like it, leave now!"
Shen Yuemo did not forget to give a little stimulation at the end of his words.
joint?
United ass.
When did Shen Yuemo become someone who was willing to share her boyfriend with others? No matter if it was Li Zang, Yong Ye, or Li Zang, they were all hers anyway!
"Hmm? Hehe..."
"Although, how should I put it, it gave me goosebumps."
True Lutian Xiehuang said with emotion: "I can control every inch of my skin now, but I can't turn a blind eye to this diary. Yongye, when did you become so coquettish?"
"But, for some reason, I think he's kind of cute like this."
True Lu Tian Xie Huang glanced at Shen Yuemo and said slowly: "So, don't think that I will leave just because of this little thing. When I was chasing him, you were not even there."
Shen Yuemo snorted and ignored the True Lutian Evil Emperor.
Her attention returned to the word Anna.
What's going on with that guy?
Brother Xiao Zang is so strong, yet she can produce a treasure that can improve Brother Xiao Zang's cultivation?
Anna Delipova, that big golden retriever...who is she?
Could it be that this is another old love?
Different from the situation of Li Zang, Shen Yuemo and others, the online comments were full of joy.
Everyone has been in a good mood recently, so everyone was happy after seeing such a childish diary.
Although the contents of the diary are true, it is also really funny~
[This familiar feeling, my happiness is back? 】
[I always feel that this is the Emperor's style. In the past few diaries, I always felt that something was missing. Now that I think about it, it might be the lack of some of the Emperor's loose English. 】
[Emperor, your sword is a show~]
[Woman: Emperor, you have successfully attracted our attention. I think your vision is too poor. Take our punch! 】
【Huang Xiaoming: Hmm? Are you polite? 】
[Huang Xiaoming: It turns out that I am not the originator of the domineering CEO~]
[I saw the Emperor’s heroic appearance, it was so great, I loved it. 】
[This Water of life... Water of life?] What is it? Also, do you think that the person who can come up with such a thing that can even shake the emperor's faith is an ordinary person? It’s terrifying when you think about it! This world may not be as simple as we imagined. There may be too many secrets in this world that we don’t know. 】
[Apart from anything else, this classmate Anna might be a big shot who is not weaker than the Emperor! I don’t know which country this strong man is from! 】
[Did you miss something in your focus? Didn’t you notice the four words "primordial world"? 】
[Is the Honghuang in this diary the same Honghuang that I know? If so, that would be incredible. Ancestor Hongjun and those saints who are so powerful that they defy the heavens...】
[Don’t talk about serious topics. Anyway, Brother Emperor and the others will hold up the sky even if it falls. Today’s diary is very suitable for releasing emotions. 】
I released it in bed this morning. 】
[The Great Emperor is so coquettish that he can meet a dog demon while walking on the road. I never thought that even the Emperor is not immune and is equally coquettish. The Tianli Ant, at first glance, is more B-class than the dog demon! 】
【Dog demon: Hmm? Are you polite? 】
【Dog Demon: We are all miscellaneous cultivators, why should miscellaneous cultivators make things difficult for miscellaneous cultivators? 】
[Tianli Ant: Holy crap.] 】
[Fuck, I’m so discouraged by the guy upstairs!] 】
Li Zang's defense was also broken.
This generation of netizens is really a punishment, it is better to lock them up and let them chat slowly in the years to come~
…
【bite! The popularity of the ×th diary has reached × hundred thousand, automatically unlocking the next stage, traveling through time and replaying the diary events. 】
[Replay the diary events, and the contents of the diary will become reality. After the replay is over, the system will issue reward options based on the degree of restoration of the diary plot. 】
When Li Zang came to his senses again, he had already appeared in the replay moment.
"sure……"
The netizens this time have become more skilled and their hand speeds have increased. They have now gathered a million hits in just two minutes and avoided the punishment he was planning to impose!
He originally wanted to teach those netizens who spoke ill of him a lesson.
They escaped.
Li Zang looked around.
The street is deserted, with only my own figure.
It's about 5:30 in the morning... Yes, it's not yet fully light and most people are still in bed.
At this point in time, he had already been asked out by his classmate Anna.
Five-thirty is indeed very early, as it is the morning when one can get up without going to school or work.
Moreover, the key is to be young...
For those who are a little older, they may not go to see each other again even if it is 7 o'clock in the morning, let alone in the city at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Li Zang felt the power in his body...
Hmmm, now that's pretty good.
He thought that the power of Emperor Li Zang's alias might not increase, but unexpectedly, it actually increased, and the increase was particularly large!
Diaries are something that cannot be judged by common sense...
Li Zang leaned against the railing and began to recall what he and his classmate Anna did on that day in reality.
It seemed that we were going hiking at that time.
There was no other way, so classmate Anna promised him that after climbing the mountain, she would take him to the Internet and buy him a bottle of Mountain Dew.
For a teenager who is eager to dominate the gaming world, this is an irresistible temptation.
Not to mention getting up at 5:30 in the morning, even staying up all night is no problem!
That day, he accompanied Anna to climb the mountain. Anna later kept her promise and treated him to internet surfing and drinks. After that, his relationship with Anna's classmate became particularly good.
Thinking about it now, I was really naive back then.
But what will all this look like when it is replayed? ?
The moment this thought came to Li Zang's mind, a memory suddenly appeared in his mind.
It was the memory of yesterday in the moment of replay.
Well, now the replay has been upgraded, and there is even a background explanation...
yesterday.
Classmate Anna saw an exquisite bottle, showed it to him and asked him if it was an antique.
He could tell at a glance that it was not an ordinary bottle, but what shocked him most was the liquid in the bottle.
To ordinary people, it is just a slightly nice-looking bottle, but in his eyes, it contains a pool of life-giving water full of powerful life force.
Then, he asked Anna for the bottle and made a domineering promise - "Woman, give me the bottle, you set the conditions."
There's something about this background...
Anna, just say you'll go hiking with me today, and then give him the bottle...
Two situations that are completely different from reality.
Li Zang was able to accept this change that had nothing to do with reality. After all, his character still had to be maintained.
He was a little looking forward to it.
Because as I remember, the stuff in that bottle was indeed good stuff.
Li Zang was thinking about something, when suddenly, he felt a breath, a powerful and fierce breath!
In front of me, the deserted street suddenly twisted and a door began to take shape. A large amount of white mist began to drift out from the door!
This mist carries an incomparably huge amount of spiritual energy!
The quality of this amazing spiritual energy is even higher than that of the Dongyuan Immortal Realm!
The primitive world...
"Without any preparation, you're here right now?"
As soon as Li Zang finished speaking, a huge strange ant as tall as a ten-story building forced its way out from the space door.
The sky suddenly changed, and the dimly lit sky was instantly covered in blood!
Li Zang snapped his fingers and the space was instantly sealed.
An extremely large space isolates him and the Tianli Ant from reality!
However, at this moment, he discovered that Anna had appeared in the space he had sealed without him noticing when.
The whole person stood there in a daze, obviously frightened by the sudden appearance of the Tianli Ant.
Um? Why didn’t I notice when Anna appeared? ? ?
This doesn't make sense.
Li Zang's eyes focused on the bottle in Anna's hand, and he suddenly realized that the bottle was not simple. It not only had the ability to shield its own breath, but also had the strange ability of not being excluded from the space.
The Tianli Ant opened its ferocious mouth and let out a terrifying roar!
"roar!!!"
Li Zang teleported to Anna's side, opened his defense, and protected Anna behind him.
Early morning
(End of this chapter)
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