Chapter 43 In his diary, his pen is sharper than his mouth!
[Ding, the fifth diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. Once the popularity exceeds 400,000, the next stage will be started. 】
[Douyin, record your beautiful life.] 】
Li Zang instantly became energetic!
It's coming it's coming.
After three days, the second-year diary is here again!
Li Zang couldn't wait to open his phone and read the contents of the diary.
[June 9, 2012, sunny.] 】
【Today is Saturday, we have a day off.】 】
[When you have nothing to do, you can go fishing for exotic animals in the mountains and seas! 】
[After studying intensively for several days, I finally figured out some tricks. It turns out that there is a door connecting the world of mountains and seas hidden under the Tongtian River. Through this door, you can fish for exotic beasts from the mountains and seas! 】
[I calculated with my fingers that today the time, place and people are all favorable, so we will surely return with a full load. 】
[As expected, today's Kun fishing trip was very successful. 】
[This Kun is a little small, but it’s just the right size to be stewed in one pot! 】
[It just so happened that there was a man next door who was fishing for exotic beasts from the mountains and seas, and he even said that he wanted to compete with me. Haha, the result is self-evident, after all, I am stronger. 】
[I can easily catch a giant Kun without any magic weapon. Compared with the small fish and shrimps caught by me, I would like to say that you are all garbage. 】
[Yes, mortals are too ignorant. Yes, mortals only need to worship me. I am the most eternal and immortal existence in this world. 】
[If there is no torch in this world, I will be the only light! 】
…
Li Zang was silent. Is this shame?
A little, but not too serious, at least not like the first three times, as if shame was engraved on my thigh and I felt terrible.
Some things you just get used to slowly, slowly. It's fucked up, but it's reality.
The main reason for Li Zang's silence was the emergence of the mountain and sea world.
TM, there is another entrance to another world?
This time, instead of dealing with ordinary monsters, the Shan Hai Jing mobile game will be directly launched?
Li Zang had a terrible toothache.
My goodness, if things continue like this, Mother Earth will be riddled with holes! ?
Sorry, Mother Earth.
I didn't mean to mess with you. If you want to blame someone, blame the system. It's a worthless person. It had to target my middle school diary.
Li Zang seemed to have no other options except to remain silent.
If you want to refuse to cross, you can, but you need a card.
But currently he has no...
That is the most useless reward for improving personal strength, it is really rubbish.
Besides, it doesn’t appear every time!
From this point of view, the system bosses don’t care about the life and death of mortals at all.
It will only use its own Great Sword of Spiral Ascension (Chuuni Diary) to turn the earth upside down.
It can be seen that if there are one and two, there will be three and four.
As for the other fisherman mentioned in the diary...
Li Zang thought about it and remembered that when he and Momo went fishing, they did meet such a person.
At that time, the brother was surprised to see him catch a silver carp weighing more than five kilograms with a broken fishing rod, and then he made a bet with him to see who could catch the bigger fish...
Li Zang remembered that he should have lost at that time. The guy was wearing a full set of high-end fishing equipment. He was able to catch a five-jin silver carp and bighead carp only by luck, so his chances of winning were of course very slim.
but……
In reality, he lost, but in his diary, his pen was louder than his mouth!
In reality, it is the ordinary fishing friends who have met you once.
But in the Chuunibyou Diary…it’s probably different.
When Li Zang thought of this, he was suddenly shocked.
Wait a minute, oh my god, could the system create another strong man out of thin air? !
To be honest, given the nature of the system, Li Zang felt that this was very possible!
The system even created the dog demon, the Yuanshan monster, and even the entire exile land. Creating a strong man must be just a small matter for the system.
…
Shen Yuemo also saw this diary at the first time. Now she has set the account to pay special attention to. Whenever there is any new diary update, she will take out her mobile phone to take a look at it at the first time.
No matter where you are, even during class!
Shen Yuemo had no recollection of the contents of this diary. She clearly remembered that she had gone fishing with Li Zang, and that Li Zang had really caught a big fish...
But fishing for Kun...no.
Is it my brain that's broken? ? ?
No... Could it be that, just like the time with the dog demon, Brother Zang has tampered with my memory!
How many times has my memory been tampered with? ? ?
Shen Yuemo finally couldn't help it, so he found a deserted corner and called Li Zang. The first thing he asked was, "Brother Xiao Zang, did you tamper with my memory again!?"
Li Zang: “…”
I didn't, don't talk nonsense!
Li Zang almost blurted out the truth!
"Ahem, why would you say that?"
Shen Yuemo whispered: "Brother Xiaozang, that's your diary, right!?"
Upon hearing this, Li Zang sighed helplessly.
As expected, the enemy found out that the owner of the diary was him!
"On June 9th, I remember it was a Saturday or a Sunday, you took me fishing..."
Shen Yuemo began to tell what she remembered.
Li Zang listened to Shen Yuemo's story and slowly recalled what happened that day.
That day, he did go fishing with Momo, and they did get some fish, and it was quite a harvest.
He caught the biggest fish he had ever caught in his life, a silver carp and bighead carp weighing more than five kilograms!
The silver carp and bighead carp weighing more than five kilograms are actually not that big, but the key point is that he used a homemade fishing rod made of bamboo to catch the big fish.
A free bamboo pole, fishing line and hooks bought from the convenience store, and earthworms from the fields, these unprofessional tools are enough to catch such a big fish.
So, this is naturally a pretty awesome thing!
Li Zangyou remembered that he was very proud in front of Momo at that time. If he had a long tail, his tail would probably reach up to the sky!
Really proud, aren't you? ?
At least, there's nothing wrong with using it for bragging.
Li Zang naturally remembered this incident, and he remembered it for a long time. From time to time, he would brag about it to his friends. Of course, there was definitely some artificial exaggeration in it.
For example, if a five-jin fish is boasted to weigh more than 10 or 20 jin...
But, Li Zang swore that he had never described fishing as fishing for Kun. Such an outrageous thing would only happen in the diary of a middle school student!
The contents of the diary are purely fictitious.
Shen Yuemo also remembered the facts, and remembered them very clearly, but because the contents of her chuunibyou diary kept becoming reality, she began to become unconfident about her memory.
Shen Yuemo said resentfully: "Brother Xiaozang, tell me the truth, how many times have you tampered with my memory?"
Li Zang couldn't answer this question because he didn't know. No, he didn't have one!
Shen Yuemo actually began to suspect that there was something wrong with him, and thought that he was the culprit behind this problem?
Unfortunately, I can't blame myself for this...
Li Zang said decisively: "You may have remembered it wrongly. Your memory is fine. We went fishing!"
Shen Yuemo said faintly: "I have booked a flight for noon, and I can see you at two o'clock in the afternoon. I hope you won't lie to me."
This person was playing with her memory!
Maybe he had done something unspeakable to her, but he used the method of tampering with her memory to cover up the truth!
So shameful! ! !
We must settle the account with Li Zang face to face!
Please recommend and ask for all the help~
(End of this chapter)
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