Chapter 65 ① Miscellaneous Cultivators: Cultivators who are inferior to me are all miscellaneous cultivators
[Ding, the seventh diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. If the popularity exceeds 600,000, the next stage will begin. ]
[Douyin, record your beautiful life~]
Early in the morning.
Li Zang was awakened by the system's prompt sound while he was practicing.
The seventh diary entry is here.
To be honest, Li Zang had a bad feeling and didn't want to watch it at all.
But, I have to watch it.
After all, if he doesn't watch it, he won't know the content and won't be able to play his role well in the reenactment moment.
……sad.
Li Zang, feeling uneasy, opened the mobile app and found the familiar account.
Start with a picture, and the content is very important.
[2012, June 10, thunderstorm! ]
[I felt something in my cultivation center. I looked out the window at the lightning and thunder. I saw a figure bathed in the lightning. It turned out that someone was transcending the tribulation.]
[Sure enough, there are cultivators in this world. Although it is the Dharma Ending Age, there are always geniuses who can break through the conventions and transcend the limiters of ordinary creatures! ]
[How low! I have never had to endure tribulations. ]
[You ask me why I don’t need to survive the tribulation? I have transcended the way of heaven, the three realms, and am not in the five elements. Heaven cannot punish me, and the tribulation cannot reach me.]
[This is my seat——Invincible field! ]
[Even if this piece of heaven had a million guts, it wouldn't dare to touch me! ]
[Oh my, this cultivator is about to be struck to death by lightning... He is just a miscellaneous cultivator①. Never mind, just think of this as me being kind and saving a life today.]
[I miss my youth in my previous life. Back then, I also climbed up the high road step by step. It was a long road. I finally met a fellow traveler. I should lend a helping hand.]
【Do one good deed a day, I am awesome. 】
[Tomorrow at noon, I will reward myself by playing the game for an extra hour! ]
[① Miscellaneous cultivators: cultivators who are inferior to me are all miscellaneous cultivators.]
After reading it, Li Zang shuddered all over.
Ahsi...
So shameful!
If it was all in Chinese, it would be fine, but what the hell is this scattered English mixed in? Is it going to make him feel embarrassed?
So terrible, so terrible...
Li Zang covered his heart, feeling that his Taoism was a little unstable today!
It shouldn't have been so shameful, but my tenfold emotional sensitivity kicked in at this moment.
Shame × 10!
Li Zang felt like crying for no apparent reason.
"No, no, no... I believe that netizens have sharp eyes and they will definitely not laugh at me for this!"
Li Zang suddenly became concerned about his reputation, so he clicked on the comments. After reading them, he regretted it.
[The emperor is so fashionable. He has only been on Earth for eight days, but he can use English so fluently. Amazing! (dog head) (dog head)] - 6666 likes.
[You are new here, right? Don’t you know that our Great Emperor was already proficient in using machine-translated bulk English on his first day on Earth? The smell of engine oil almost made me faint when I first saw it! ]——666 likes.
[Every time I see the emperor’s documentary diary, I know it is true, but I still feel so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed that I dug a picture of visiting graves on Qingming Festival with my toes on the ground~] - 4444 likes.
[There is something wrong with your focus. Haven't you noticed that Dadi is also a person who likes to play games? It's okay, as long as you play games, then you and I are a family! ]
[The Great Emperor came at a good time, and just happened to successfully avoid the anti-addiction policy that was just introduced last year (dog head)]
[You guys, take a good look at the rest of this diary, and stop focusing on my poor English and personal hobbies! Although, I care about that, too.]
[Am I the only one who always imagines that there are immortal cultivators going through tribulations when there are thunder and lightning? ]
[Upstairs, I have also imagined this... but I didn't expect it to be true! ]
[Two consecutive diaries point to the existence of immortals in this world! ]
[It may not be a fairy, it may be a demon or ghost. 】
[After all, he is just a miscellaneous cultivator...]
[Brother Great Emperor has redefined the meaning of miscellaneous cultivators. This is great. It turns out that in the eyes of the Great Emperor, I am also a miscellaneous cultivator (crying).]
[Cheer up, we are now on par with that senior who survived the tribulation (). ]
After reading the comments, Li Zang felt so ashamed that he fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.
It hurts so much.
Now people all over the country know that Li Zang is a good emperor, who does good deeds every day, speaks English, and loves to play games...
It's so fucking bad.
My original image of being tall and handsome collapsed all of a sudden, didn’t it? ?
Li Zang rolled around on the bed for a long time before he recovered.
The great emperor was really defeated.
[Ding! The popularity of the seventh diary has reached 600,000, and the next stage will be automatically unlocked, traveling through time and replaying the diary events.]
[Replay the diary events, the contents of the diary will become reality. After the replay is over, the system will issue reward options based on the degree of restoration of the diary plot. ]
[Host, please cherish this system. 】
“…”
When Li Zang came to his senses, he had returned to the stormy night ten years ago.
“Da da da da da…”
The dense raindrops, like machine gun fire, hit the awning with a loud sound.
Listen, that's the sound of heavy rain!
The strong wind blew through the not-so-wide alley opposite, making a whistling sound as if it were haunted.
This is the old house that their family has rented for more than ten years. Every time he hears this sound, it is filled with memories.
Yes, every time the weather was like this, he couldn't sleep, for fear that a wet woman would appear outside the window...
You have a very rich imagination, right? Yes, otherwise you wouldn’t have suffered from the second year syndrome.
Li Zang heard the last sentence of the system.
However, Li Zang didn't quite understand what the system meant. Why did the tone sound like that of an abandoned young wife? Did he mean that he had let the system down?
No, he has always been filial, and it lasts forever!
Li Zang thought that it might be because he got a [bad] score in the last diary replay, which made the system dad feel embarrassed.
But you can't blame him, can you?
Who would have thought that the world of flowers and flowers is so fascinating.
Peeping... No, it's observing.
Who would have thought that observing the universe could be so interesting? Now when I think back on it, I feel my blood boiling!
Moreover, he himself didn't know how he completed the task. It seemed like he was forced to stop halfway through the replay.
There are eight test papers and the exam time is only one minute. Even Einstein would fail.
This difference hurt him a lot.
“Boom!”
A flash of light suddenly appeared, followed by a loud thunder, interrupting Li Zang's thoughts.
Li Zang looked out the window, and then he saw it.
In the distant sky outside the window, there were lightning and thunder. In the violent storm, there was a figure standing in the center of the thunder, being struck by lightning, and being struck very badly.
Miscellaneous cultivators, here we go.
(End of this chapter)
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