Chapter 476 Fish Feast
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The two fishermen had been fishing for the whole afternoon, so it was no surprise that Danfeng was having a fish feast tonight.
Eating fish…Danfeng dug such a big lake, so naturally they eat fish often. So except for a certain cat that particularly likes to eat fish, no one else likes it that much.
And tonight is even more special, with a full fish feast!
When the couple was still busy making gongs and drums in the kitchen, a black-hearted little girl came over from the research building, smelled the smell, went to the kitchen, and saw the situation in the kitchen, her nose, eyebrows and eyes were all wrinkled.
It can be seen that Master Long is very unhappy.
She walked out of the kitchen with heavy footsteps, "dong dong dong", to express her dissatisfaction.
When she came outside, she saw one of the culprits chatting with Dong Zhongyuan at the dining table outside.
The rainstorm in the afternoon did not last long. The rain clouds dissipated before the sun set. At this moment, you can still see the wispy clouds on the horizon, which are illuminated by the sun from the mountain, and hang in the orange-green sky. The colors are more beautiful than oil paintings.
Long Qiqi walked across the wet grass, approached the dining table, and sat down opposite Lu Junxing and Dong Zhongyuan, as if he was ready to take on the two geniuses alone.
He just stared at Lu Junxing with a pair of sinister snake eyes.
Being stared at by a poisonous snake like this, Lu Junxing felt a chill on his back. He turned around and asked Long Qiqi with a smile: "Fairy Qiqi, why are you staring at me? Do you have something to ask me?"
Long Qiqi crossed his arms, leaned back, and leaned back on the chair. He narrowed his eyes and sneered at Lu Junxing, “Why do you have to learn something else at such a young age? Why do you have to follow Qin Ran to learn fishing? Humph! You have no future!”
"So young?" Lu Junxing took a look at the little girl and knew that she was a snake demon, more than a thousand years old. He did not refute, but just asked, "What's wrong with fishing?"
"Fishing..." Actually, the dark little loli didn't want to eat fish, so she replied, "Fishing is not good! Fishing will make you poor for three generations!"
Lu Junxing thought about it seriously and explained, "I have always been very poor. The only valuable thing I have is the sword. As for the next three generations..."
"Hahaha..." He laughed, "What woman can understand me better than my sword? I'm afraid I don't need offspring anymore.
“Let’s be poor for three generations!”
“Then…then…” Long Qiqi hurriedly tried to find an excuse, imitating Qin Ran’s nonsense, “Fishing can easily breed desire, affect one’s state of mind, and cause one’s cultivation to not improve at all, or even regress.”
"That's not right." Lu Junxing shook his head, "When I'm fishing, my mind will be calmer..."
"Fish?!" A loud roar suddenly came from outside, interrupting him, "Where are the fish?"
You don't need to look to know that this is the only cat in Danfeng that never gets tired of eating fish.
Following the sound, a gust of wind blew, and a big cutie appeared next to the dining table. He placed his two front paws on the table and looked around with his big eyes: "Where are the fish? Where are the fish? I can smell the fragrance of fish! It's everywhere. I'm so greedy."
The strong wind messed up Long Qiqi's skirt. She was so angry that she reached out and pinched Da Yanzai's ears, scolding him, "Eat, eat, eat. All you know is to eat. Are you a pig?"
"I'm not a pig!" Zhuifeng retorted righteously, "How can a pig eat as well as I do?"
"You!" Long Qiqi was so angry that she used her other hand to hit Zhuifeng on the head, but Zhuifeng's head was too hard and he didn't feel it. Instead, her hand turned red, numb and painful.
"Ah! I smell it, in the kitchen!" Zhuifeng broke free from Long Qiqi's claws and ran straight to the kitchen, "Dad, I want to eat fish!"
In the kitchen, fish soup was cooking in the pot. Qin Ran leaned on the stove, holding a spatula in one hand and folding his hands. With an inexplicable smile on his face, he watched Li Shiyin slicing fish seriously on the chopping board.
It was a beautiful art painting, which could be named "The Beautiful Young Woman Slicing Fish".
The background is the kitchen, in front of it is a chopping board, half of which is exposed. There is blood, fish scales and half a fish tail on it. Behind her is the graceful and sexy back of a young woman, who is voluptuous, clean and beautiful, forming a contrast with the fish and the chopping board.
Oh, sorry, Qin Ran didn't understand art, he was just lustful, he just simply looked at that perky and round butt. The butt swayed left and right as its owner sliced the fish, drawing a series of graceful curves, which made him thrilled.
He could never get tired of looking at it, and even felt like reaching out and savoring the touch.
In this "warm" scene, a little kid suddenly rushed in from outside and asked anxiously: "Dad, where are the fish? Where are the fish? Where are the fish?"
Without waiting for Qin Ran to speak, he rummaged around. The cat's claws were very strong, and in a few seconds the kitchen was in a mess. Because the kitchen was full of fish smell, he couldn't find it for a while.
It took a while to find a large wooden basin, which was full of fish. The fish were swimming around in the water. This was the result of the two fishermen's whole afternoon's work.
"Wow! So many fish!" Zhuifeng's eyes lit up, and he stretched his claws into the basin to catch them, but the speed was too fast and he couldn't catch any.
He quickly popped out his nail and prepared to pierce the fish.
"Chasing the wind!"
Just at this moment, a roar was heard, which made his ears jump. He then looked towards the source of the sound and saw Qin Ran glaring at him.
If there was anyone this silly kid was afraid of, it would only be his dad.
"Hey, Dad, hey!" He grinned foolishly, trying to get away with it, "Shall we have fish tonight?" He had already discovered that the kitchen had been turned upside down by him, and vaguely sensed that a beating was brewing.
"We'll have a tiger feast tonight!" Qin Ran said coldly.
“Hehe, hehe!” Zhuifeng continued to play dumb and said with a smile, “Dad, tiger meat doesn’t taste good!”
"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Qin Ran waved the spatula and walked towards Zhui Feng, saying coldly, "It's actually very delicious and a great tonic!"
"Goodbye, Dad!"
Zhuifeng shouted hurriedly, lowered his head and bit three or four big fish, then ran away.
This Xuanming Spirit Tiger was able to escape from the sword of the Ancient Sword Immortal. It probably learned its skills this way.
Qin Ran was furious, but couldn't catch up. He waved the spatula in his hand but still didn't throw it away.
If you throw it away, you have to pick it up yourself, and if you pick it up again, you have to wash it yourself. It's unnecessary.
...It’s definitely not because I missed the target.
"Zhuifeng is so naughty." Li Shiyin shook her head while putting the sliced fish into a large plate, "He's like a child who never grows up."
"What do you mean he can't grow up?" Qin Ran put down the spatula, sorted out the things that Zhuifeng had messed up, and defended Zhuifeng, "He is only six years old."
After the cut fish fillets were packed, Li Shiyin casually picked up a fish from the wooden basin, took out the kitchen knife, and killed the fish with a "snap" sound. Then she twisted her waist and came back to point at Qin Ran with the bloody kitchen knife, emphasizing: "A six-year-old tiger is already an adult tiger!"
"Even if it's an adult tiger, it's still a tiger." Qin Ran disagreed, "Tiger, what's wrong with being a little bit skinny?"
He was the one who beat and scolded Zhuifeng the most, and he was also the one who loved Zhuifeng the most.
"Zhuifeng is indeed not yet an adult. If he were an adult, he might have the strength of a Hedao cultivator. Otherwise, the resources we gave him would be wasted." Li Shiyin scraped the fish scales skillfully. "But he will eventually become an adult. What should we do with his partner? Have you thought about it? If you don't let him cultivate into a demon, he won't have a human form and can't marry a human cultivator. Then we have to find him a Xuanming Spirit Tiger... Master, where can we find a Xuanming Spirit Tiger?"
"Why are you in such a hurry? It's still early!" Qin Ran said with a smile.
"Urgent? Master, you have plans for everything except this one?" Li Shiyin was puzzled.
"No." Qin Ran replied, "Marriage is one's own business, a matter of a lifetime, and it's best for others not to interfere. If I accidentally become a bad person, Zhuifeng will hate me for the rest of my life. This kind of thing cannot be planned."
"Yes, you should plan your own marriage well and set an elaborate trap for me to fall into. You don't care about other people's." Li Shiyin complained unhappily.
"Who told you to be greedy and unable to withstand the bombardment of sugar-coated bullets?" Qin Ran said with a smug smile, "But for chasing the wind, it's not completely without a plan."
"Oh?" Li Shiyin said, "Tell me about it."
Qin Ran simply cleaned up the mess Zhuifeng had made, clapped his hands, came behind Li Shiyin, put his arm around her waist, and said, "Aren't we going out to play later? Take Zhuifeng with you when you go out. Let's go see the whole world, including the Heavenly Demon Realm. The Heavenly Demon Realm is full of demon beasts, so I think it will be easy for him to find a mate."
“Hey!” Li Shiyin’s waist was tickled by Qin Ran’s hand. She couldn’t even slice the fish. She reached out with her left hand and patted Qin Ran’s hand. “Be serious, Master! I’m slicing the fish!”
"I'm teaching you how to fillet a fish!" Qin Ran replied.
Li Shiyin had no way to deal with Qin Ran's rogue behavior, so she turned around with a kitchen knife and threatened him fiercely: "Be careful or I'll cut you into pieces!"
But after she finished speaking, she found it funny and continued with a smile, "My swordsmanship is superb. I can chop you into 10,000 pieces and make sure each piece is the same size."
Qin Ran said seriously, "Can it really be sliced into 10,000 pieces? I have that much meat? Why don't you give it a try? I'm also curious."
"Yes! Don't question your wife's swordsmanship..." Li Shiyin was talking when she suddenly smelled a burnt smell. She quickly pointed a kitchen knife into the pot and shouted, "Ah! Master, your fish soup!"
"Oh wow!" Qin Ran also smelled the scent.
"Alas! Wine and sex can lead to misleading people!" He shook his head and sighed, "The land of pleasure is the grave of heroes."
“Bah!” Li Shiyin pushed Qin Ran away, who took the opportunity to lean into her arms. “You’re a shitty hero.”
"Why am I not a hero?"
"You're always in a woman's arms!" Li Shiyin said with disdain.
“Not really!” Qin Ran said sternly, “A man who loves his family is a hero! A man who doesn’t love his family cannot be called a man.”
"Bah! Wrong logic!" Li Shiyin spat.
I made fish soup again, cooked another pot of fish fillets, steamed a few fish, braised a few fish, and also served some sashimi, filling the table.
As night fell, bright light shone down from the second floor of the cabin under the starry sky. A group of people sat down and enjoyed the fish feast.
"It's a pity there's no wine..." Lu Junxing sighed, "It tastes tasteless."
"Hahaha, uncle-master, just let him drink a little!" Dong Zhongyuan advised, "This guy doesn't like beauty, gambling, money, or power. He only likes wine and swords. Now he can't wield a sword or drink wine. I'm afraid he's going to die."
"I'm dead. I'll die sooner or later." Qin Ran replied, "It's just that I couldn't stand the smell of alcohol for a while, what's the point?"
"Ah..." Lu Junxing yelled, "I'm going to stab you to death with one sword!"
In the end, Lu Junxing didn't get to drink the wine.
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