Chen Kai looked at the group of shrewish women running and cursing, feeling utterly helpless. Not only did they curse, but they also occasionally pulled out "hidden weapons" from their pockets to ambush others.
Sand, stones... these are the fighting tactics that little kids use, and these adults are actually using them all, just for a little bit of black powder, is it really worth it?
"This scene is simply unbearable to watch," Chen Kai said helplessly. "Luckily, it wasn't one of our family members who started this."
Xiao Tian sneered, "You'll still embarrass yourself just the same!"
Although it wasn't their family members who started this trend, they are the most shameless ones.
When it came to the older group, they thought the style would continue to be bizarre, but to their surprise, it returned to normal.
Those elderly people who are usually hunched over are surprisingly fast runners on the track.
In the afternoon, during the long-distance running competition, the group of elderly women who relied on their age to take advantage of their status had ample time to commit their crimes.
And so, the style of the art went further and further astray.
As soon as the game started, the village chief's wife had her people block the others.
Chen Kai and Xiao Tian sat on the oxcart, watching the group of unruly old ladies. Their eyelids twitched. Given Zhou Shi's personality, they wondered if a fight would break out later.
Zhou said disdainfully, "You think you can stop us? People from our group, get moving!"
"Pfft... pfft..."
"Pfft... pfft..."
Immediately, a stench of farting filled the air.
"Oh my god, it stinks so bad! Did they fall into the latrine?" The old ladies forming a human wall around the village chief's wife's group covered their noses as they were overwhelmed by the stench.
"Hahaha! We deliberately ate a lot of soybeans today, just to overwhelm you with their stench," said the old ladies led by Zhou, smugly.
Taking advantage of the moment when they were covering their noses, Zhou led her people and rushed over.
Because of these two small groups, everyone else suffered, making this long-distance race very tough.
On the oxcart, Chen Nong said, "I thought they were going to fight."
Chen Kai said with a smile, "My mother promised me I wouldn't lead a fight."
Xiao Tian said unhappily, "It's making a mess. Chen Nong, drive the oxcart away from them."
Chen Nong was engrossed in watching, so he said, "No, Xiao Tian, let's get a closer look." His grandma is really amazing; he needs to learn from her.
Xiao Tian's expression immediately changed. He was furious. Why did they have to squeeze over there when it smelled so bad?
Chen Kai laughed and said, "Kids just like to play!"
Xiao Tian said coldly, "Then you can go eat his farts!"
Chen Kai couldn't help but laugh until his stomach hurt, and said, "Xiao Tian, I never thought you could be so rude! What a surprise!"
Chen Nong was driving the oxcart when he suddenly heard his uncle's laughter. He turned around and asked, "Uncle, what are you talking about? Why are you laughing so happily?"
Chen Kai smiled and said, "Xiao Tian said he wants to go out and play with you tomorrow."
Xiao Tian immediately kicked Chen Kai.
Chen Kai laughed even harder and said, "Xiao Tian even said he wanted to play in the mud with you!"
Chen Nong said happily, "Great! I'll take you guys out to play tomorrow."
Finally, in the long-distance race, Ms. Zhou and her group of elderly women swept the top three places.
Although it was an individual competition, it was won through collective effort, so Zhou converted the black noodles into vegetarian buns and distributed them to everyone.
In Zhou's eyes, the prizes were a small matter; the most important thing was face. Being able to outshine the village chief's wife made her especially happy.
After entrusting the task of distributing the prizes to her son-in-law Wu Dahai, Zhou picked up her beloved son and showered him with kisses. Then she proudly boasted, "My good son, look how amazing your mother is! I got first place again, and I even led my team to sweep the top three spots."
Chen Kai laughed and said, "Mom is the best!"
After a short while, Zhou put Chen Kai down and then led her group of old ladies to the village chief's wife to show off.
Chen Kai and Xiao Tian left the sight of the rest of the Chen family and went to find Uncle Jiang.
Uncle Jiang worked as a helper at the Chen family's house, doing things like moving things and delivering goods.
Chen Kai praised, "Uncle Jiang, you did a great job. Come with me later to get a bucket of steamed buns to distribute to them."
Uncle Jiang asked, "If you keep doing this next time, will you still get steamed buns?"
Chen Kai said with a smile, "As long as my mom gets first place, she'll get it!"
Uncle Jiang laughed and said, "This business is profitable, so they are all happy to do it. They have asked me several times, so I shamelessly came over to ask."
Even if they turn a blind eye, everyone is happy to get the steamed buns to eat.
Chen Kai said, "Yes, let them do a good job and keep up the good work. You'll get your share of the benefits."
It was no accident that Zhou and the old ladies swept the top three spots in this long-distance race. Apart from the group led by the village wives, the other old ladies had all been bribed by Chen Kai and his group. As long as Zhou and her group defeated the village chief's wife and her group, they would go easy on them and get the benefits.
The Zhou family handled the initial obstacles on their own, and Chen Kai and Xiao Tian also helped them overcome the subsequent ones.
This match doesn't involve the two groups of elderly women suffering heavy losses, allowing others to reap the benefits, thus greatly increasing Zhou's chances of winning.
The two children didn't think they had done anything wrong. As long as the happiness could be bought with money, it was worth it. In short, as long as it made Mr. Zhou happy, that was all that mattered.
Unaware of the truth, Zhou, after winning, arrogantly led her people to jump around in front of the village chief's wife, looking like she deserved a beating.
Mrs. Zhou always doted on her children, unaware that she was also being pampered.
After Chen Kai and Xiao Tian returned, Xiao Bao came up to them excitedly and said, "Uncle, the swimming competition was so intense! A lot of people had their pants pulled down!"
Chen Kai was utterly speechless. Why did they have to pull down someone's pants during a perfectly good match? It seems the old man's erratic behavior has led to the younger one following suit!
Chen Kai figured the swimming competition should be progressing to the youth group by now, so he asked, "Xiao Bao, have my fourth uncle and the others advanced yet?"
Xiao Bao nodded his little head and said happily, "Fourth Uncle and the others have advanced, but they almost got their pants pulled down by someone."
Chen Nong said angrily, "If anyone dares to pull down my fourth uncle's pants, I'll bite him."
Chen Shi said angrily, "Second brother, let's go together."
The two little ones rolled their eyes speechlessly as they watched them leave.
The Chen family's event concluded successfully after five days.
At this moment, the square in Anping Village was very lively.
The village chief said, "Chen Dong, your event is really promising. Let's all contribute our manpower and effort and hold it a few more times to make it more lively..."
Looking at Old Man Chen, the villager couldn't help but feel excited when he thought about his income over the past few days. He wished he could personally organize the event, but unfortunately, his family lacked connections and financial resources.
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