Chu Qiuze's face flushed, and he admitted that he was a giant in thought.
I kept thinking about going to Wushan with Lan An, but I didn't even think about buying the most basic tools in advance.
Now seeing Lan An put the condoms back on the shelf, he realized that he couldn't go on like this. Should he wait for Lan An to take the initiative? That would have to wait until they got married.
According to the customs of both worlds, even if you don’t hold a big wedding, the preparations will still take several months at the very least!
Chu Qiuze felt that he couldn't wait that long, wouldn't he be suffocated to death?
So you still have to take the initiative yourself. As for these tools, it is the right choice to be prepared.
As the queue gradually moved forward, Chu Qiu Ze finally moved to the condom shelf.
It was his first time buying something like this, and he was a little shy. He didn't look at the brand, or whether it had spiral bumps or was ultra-thin, or what model it was. He quickly grabbed a box and threw it into the cart.
By the way, he took a bottle of KY from the bottom shelf with the speed of a thousand shadowless hands.
Lan An practiced martial arts and was also accustomed to the ancient life where danger was always around. Wherever he went, he always kept his eyes and ears open, so naturally he saw Chu Qiu Ze's actions.
The ears that had just cooled down started to feel hot again.
He knew in his heart how much Chu Qiuze wanted to interact intimately with him. He felt it from the action that night. If he wanted, Chu Qiuze would definitely not reject him.
But he still held the same idea that without getting married, the rites of Duke Zhou could not be followed.
Now seeing Chu Qiuze taking the auxiliary tools to do that, he really didn't know what to say.
After hesitating for a moment, his ears were still red. He turned around, lowered his head, and whispered in Chu Qiuze's ear: "Is it inappropriate to buy these now?"
After a pause, he added shyly, "If you want, I'll see if I can find a way to come and propose marriage as soon as possible."
The sooner the marriage is proposed, the sooner the marriage can be concluded, and his wish can be satisfied sooner.
Chu Qiuze's ears also turned red. What did he want?
He stiffened his neck and said, "Is it not okay for me to buy it and study it? Who said I would use it with you?"
Lan An's face immediately darkened: "If you don't use it with me, who else do you want to use it with?"
Isn't this unreasonable?
Chu Qiuze was speechless, "It's you who doesn't want to, not me. Humph~!"
After saying that, he ignored everyone and didn't respond to anything Lan An said because he still had to save his face.
"Hey, hey, hey, the people in front." The people in the queue behind started to urge, "Are you guys going to pay or not? If not, then don't block us."
There was no choice, Chu Qiuze pushed Lan An and asked him to go and settle the bill first.
I thought the incident was over, but when I was scanning the code at checkout, the cashier looked a little strange.
Isn't this set obsolete? Why is it still on the shelf?
If the code cannot be scanned, it definitely cannot be sold to customers.
"Well, sir." The cashier was a young lady in her twenties. She was also a little embarrassed: "This condom has been eliminated. I guess my colleague missed it when cleaning the shelves. Do you think you can change it?"
Lan An was stunned. He really couldn't discuss such private items with a woman.
After a long pause, he asked, "Why is it eliminated? Can't it be purchased?"
This was taken by Chu Qiuze. Perhaps Qiuze likes this brand? He has just figured it out. If he buys it now, he may not need to use it now, but he will always need it in the future.
He was already planning to hide the condom when he left the supermarket.
The cashier blushed and hesitantly explained, "There are countless complaints from customers about this condom, saying that the size is too small. It's very tight for ordinary people to put it on, and if you're a bit more gifted, it won't fit at all."
Lan An was dumbfounded. He had just learned from Chu Qiu Ze what this thing was used for a few minutes ago and had no idea that there were different models of this thing.
What do you mean ordinary people feel that? Then he... he doesn't know if he can be considered an ordinary person.
I made a rough estimate and it was about the thickness of a baby's arm.
cough!
Chu Qiuze was originally feeling a little depressed, but now he was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his abdominal muscles ached.
"Okay, let's change it~!" Chu Qiuze naturally picked up a more common brand and glanced at it casually. It was a size XXL.
Well, he had never touched it, but judging from the time he was pushed, it should be big.
A happy sex life is just around the corner.
The cashier looked at this and that, then gave a weird smile, quickly scanned the code, printed the receipt, and let Lan An pay for the bill.
The stuff from the two trolleys filled up an extra-large shopping bag. I could pull three blue gums in each hand effortlessly.
But as we all know, most supermarket shopping bags are transparent, and because the condom is the last one to be scanned and put in, the condom is on the surface of the shopping bag.
You can see it clearly if you pay a little attention.
Chu Qiuze didn't care. Condoms were just daily necessities at best. Although he was a little shy when he bought one for the first time, he got used to it after seeing it so many times.
But this ancient person couldn't do that. That object was only used when doing that thing, so how could he let others see it?
Isn't this telling everyone clearly that they are going to do that?
He was holding the shopping bag at the moment and felt like he was carrying something dangerous. He just felt uncomfortable!
"Let's go back." Lan An refused to go shopping anymore no matter what.
Chu Qiuze did not object this time. Both of them had their hands full of things and there was nothing interesting to see in the mall.
Back in the underground garage, Chu Qiu Ze was very glad that he was driving a sedan today instead of a two-seater sports car.
Otherwise, there would be no place to put so many things.
The trunk and back seat were filled with today's spoils.
"Let's go." Chu Qiuze sat in the driver's seat and fastened his seat belt.
I went out at around 7 or 8 in the morning today and have been shopping for almost a whole day, but I still feel like I haven't had enough.
If she didn't feel sorry for Chu Qiu Ze and if she didn't buy too many things, Lan An felt that she could shop for another three days and three nights.
The days are shorter in winter. On the way home, the sky gradually darkened. Rows of street lights lit up on time, and the lights in the tall buildings also gradually brightened.
The whole city was brightly lit.
It seems like this city never closes, a city that never sleeps.
This world is really wonderful.
Chu Qiuze's villa is in the suburbs. As the car drives out of the city center, the number of cars on the road gradually decreases.
There is no man who doesn't like cars. Lan'an also has several luxurious carriages in Dahan.
Now, as he watched Chu Qiuze holding the steering wheel with one hand and maneuvering effortlessly through the busy lanes, he became interested.
"Can you teach me how to drive?"
"There are schools that specialize in teaching people how to drive." Chu Qiuze explained, "After learning, you have to take a driver's license test. Only with a driver's license can you drive on the road. We can't just teach people how to drive."
Lan An nodded to show his understanding.
But Chu Qiuze changed the subject and said, "I can teach you. Can't we just get a car and go back to Dahan?"
Dahan doesn't have any traffic police to check whether he is driving without a license.
Moreover, the imperial city of Dahan and its surrounding areas are all paved with cement roads, so there is absolutely no problem driving cars on them.
After thinking about it, it would be really convenient to have a car in Dahan, not to mention transporting some things.
After all, the car only has two seats and there is no room for extra things.
After returning home, Chu Qiu Ze was just about to go to his brother to discuss getting an off-road vehicle to go to Dahan, when he saw his brother walking out of the study with a look of despair on his face.
There were two crying little bear cubs following behind him.
"What happened?" Chu Qiuze suddenly felt a little panicked.
Chu Tianze didn't say anything, but pushed him into the study, closed the door, and locked it from the outside.
Chu Qiuze was stunned for a moment, and then a foul odor hit his face.
You don't have to think about it to know that this is the masterpiece of Little Bear.
Before, in Dahan, it was in the wild, and after the little bear cub pooped, the servants cleaned it up in time, so there was no smell.
But this closed study is different.
Chu Tianze originally planned to work in the study today and pet the little bear cub. Just thinking about it made him feel that this day would be wonderful.
The morning was not much different from what he had imagined, so he spent a peaceful morning.
But in the afternoon, Little Bear's painting style changed.
First, one of the little bear cubs pooped on the floor. It was so smelly that Chu Tianze had no mind to work. Although he was a little speechless, he still cleaned it up himself.
I opened the window to let in some fresh air and sprayed some perfume to get rid of the odor.
Not long after, the other little bear cub had poop again.
Unlike the previous little bear cub, which pooped out in sections, making it easier to clean up, this little bear cub might have a bad stomach.
He has diarrhea.
He even defecated directly on the carpet, which couldn't be washed clean. In addition, the floor heating in winter directly steamed the poop.
As the heat spreads, the smell becomes intoxicating and cannot be removed.
I'll just have to find someone to replace the carpet.
But now the little bear cub is still there, and he can’t ask someone to come in and replace it. It’s too unsafe.
So he could only wait for his naughty brother to come back and take the little bear away.
But when he saw his younger brother's excited face and rushing towards him with great interest, he suddenly thought, why should he bear this stench alone?
Humph!
This brother today is probably made of plastic!
Chu Qiuze was also choking in the study room. He laughed for a moment and knocked on the door: "Friend Lan, come and save me quickly. Your little princess has been locked up."
Lan An was originally packing up the things she bought today in the living room downstairs when she suddenly heard Chu Qiu Ze's cry for help. She didn't even wait to take the elevator upstairs.
He tiptoed, stepped on the sofa, and flew up directly using the light Kung Fu.
Chu Tianze was shocked. He actually had the ability of lightness skill?
"Qiu Ze?" Lan An ignored her brother-in-law's stunned expression and shouted to Chu Qiu Ze through the door, "What happened?"
"Open the door for me, my brother has locked me in." Chu Qiuze pinched his nose and said, "Little Bear pooped in there, it stinks, let me out quickly."
The key was hanging on the door. When Lan An picked it up, he suddenly remembered that it was locked by his brother-in-law.
Lan An: “…” Are these two brothers playing some game that he doesn’t understand?
"Brother?" Lan An decided to ask his eldest brother-in-law first.
Chu Tianze chuckled. He didn't know what tickled his funny bone and he couldn't stop laughing.
“Brother, you’re still laughing.” Chu Qiuze could hear his brother’s exaggerated laughter from inside, “Your domineering personality is exposed.”
"Open it, don't let him get dizzy from the stink." Chu Tianze waved his hand.
Chu Qiuze squeezed out the moment the door opened, and closed the door with his backhand. He couldn't let the smell escape, it was too overpowering.
It seems that the little bear cub is really not suitable to be brought back to the modern era.