The system prompts that the competition has entered the top five.
Swallowtail Man and Xiaoku continued to jump around and search for people. They were too high-profile after all. Those old, cunning players lying in the bushes were now united and, for once, they ganged up on them and gave them a beating...
Looking at the two people who were originally jumping around, crawling back dejectedly, the scene was inexplicably funny.
puff--
Childhood laughed unkindly and threw a few smoke bombs in support.
Xiao Wenxi: "Hey, you two are back now?"
Swallowtail Man: "It's too gloomy, too gloomy."
Xiao Ku: "What the hell is that? It's so sneaky and sinister, scarier than an ant."
Childhood protested in dissatisfaction: "Hey, hey, hey, it's fine if you two are not as skilled as others, but don't use my poor performance as an excuse!"
Xiao Wenxi fired her gun and engaged the men in the bushes. Tongnian found a nearby rock for cover, letting Swallowtail Man and Xiaoku crawl over. She reached out to rescue Swallowtail Man first, while Xiaoku bent down and lay down, obediently staying behind Tongnian, awaiting rescue.
Glancing at Xiao Ku behind Childhood, Swallowtail Man's mind short-circuited instantly, "Kuzi, if you stay in that position, even a small ant's fart can destroy you."
As soon as these words were spoken, they attracted special attention. Almost at the same time, when people looked at it from a different angle, it really seemed to be the case.
Hahahaha——
The four of them burst into laughter at the same time.
Xiao Ku took a few more glances and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Brother Yan, I'm really impressed by you!"
I can imagine this kind of scene!
It’s so dirty that it’s even reached Heilongjiang!
Childhood: "Fuck, is my fart a thunderbolt? If it were, it would have destroyed both of you!"
The rescue time for Swallowtail Man has entered the countdown, and he will succeed in three seconds.
throat--
There was a crisp sound of grenade fragments falling to the ground.
Tongnian secretly cried out in his heart, but it was too late. He only heard a "bang" and green smoke came out of the three boxes placed together.
Enter the viewing interface, from the perspective of Xiao Wenxi's ruffian senior sister.
Over there, Xiao Wenxi escaped by hiding in the bushes. Because the three of them turned into box spirits in their childhood, she gloriously became the only hope of the whole team.
Over here, Swallowtail Man, Xiaoku, and Childhood are discussing something very unusual...
Swallowtail Man: "Little Ant, what happened just now?"
Childhood: “How should I know!”
Xiao Ku: "Fuck, I was blown away by a fart!"
Childhood: “…I didn’t let go!”
Hahahahaha…
Xiao Wenxi had already laughed herself to death in the bushes, and she didn't even notice the man crawling up to her face. In the end, she was beaten up and turned into a box spirit.
game over.
Although we didn't score many points in that game, everyone had a lot of fun, which was worth it more than anything else.
With the guidance of Swallowtail Man, Xiaoku and Xiao Wenxi, Tongnian's rank rose sharply. It only took two nights to go from Diamond V to Glory Crown V.
A childhood bet with a good friend was fulfilled.
After receiving the system notification that he had been promoted, Tongnian happily opened his personal profile, took a screenshot of his rank and sent it to his friend overnight, and edited a text message to send it to him.
Honey, my crayfish can be arranged.
I waited for a long time but the other party didn't reply.
Seeing that it was three in the morning, Tongnian didn't care whether her friend was asleep or not. She was so happy that she couldn't sleep after getting on Glory Crown that she called her directly: "Sister, I'm on Glory Crown! Tomorrow at noon, I want you to eat Century Rainbow's signature crayfish!"
My friend was woken up in the middle of the night and was so angry that he was about to burst into flames.
When she was a child, she wanted to eat the signature crayfish and something else. Her friend, who was furious after being furious, only replied with one syllable: gun!
After the words were spoken, the phone was hung up.
My friend threw his phone and pulled the quilt over him to sleep, and his childhood was still filled with fish, shrimp, and turtle soup...
Listening to the beeping sound coming from the phone, Tongnian silently rolled her eyes. What a jerk! She hadn't even finished ordering yet, and he hung up on her and told her to gun...
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