Chapter 48 For Love, Farts



Thanks to the experience gained on the first day of opening, all the work at Cool Summer proceeded smoothly on the second morning.

There were still a lot of people outside, but under the guidance (and intimidation) of Hanhan and others, they started to line up.

One hundred popsicles sold out within fifteen minutes of opening!

Today, those who didn't get to buy popsicles seemed to have prepared themselves mentally, and their resistance wasn't strong.

Seeing that the popsicles were sold out, besides sighing, I was also determined to bring a stool and stand guard outside the door until midnight, as if I would not leave until I bought a popsicle.

Just as these people were about to leave dejectedly, a round-faced shopkeeper stepped forward.

Jing Zhe was going to leave sooner or later, and there weren't many important things happening in the shop on weekdays. He originally planned to let the clever Fatty Ball take over as manager, and only let him step in if there was anything really important.

But considering that Fatty had already shown his face in the movie, it was already too much to ask him to be a waiter, and it would be easy to expose him if he were to become the manager as well. So Fatty called down his uncle and cousin Big Face from the mountain.

As the brother of Fat Ball, Big Face, who is full of drama, quickly adapted to the role.

Looking at everyone, he laughed and said, "Are you still upset about not being able to buy popsicles? Are you still being laughed at for not eating popsicles? Are you still ashamed at home because you've returned empty-handed two days in a row?"

His words seemed to have struck a nerve with these people, and they stopped leaving in a hurry, glaring angrily as if they were about to fight him.

The man with the large face who had incurred public wrath remained unconcerned and changed the subject, saying, "When you have these kinds of troubles, don't be afraid, I'll help you solve them!"

Upon hearing this, everyone became serious, and some even asked, "How can we resolve this problem?"

Big Face laughed and said, "Because it involves manpower and resources, making ice in the middle of summer is very difficult. Even if we work overtime, we can only make a hundred popsicles a day!"

He paused for a moment, then continued, "But yesterday we saw so many brothers were disappointed because they didn't get to eat popsicles, and we felt really bad about it. So yesterday we hired a lot more people and prepared a lot more ingredients to continue expanding the scale. There will be more and more mung bean popsicles!"

"good!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone cheered.

Selling 100 popsicles a day is far too few. If you arrive late, you won't be able to get any. Even if you do manage to get one, it's only one. With so many people in your family, who can eat that?

So someone asked, "Shopkeeper, since we've made extra popsicles, can each person buy a few more?"

"Yes, how many people are in your family? If you only buy one for each person, who will get enough?"

"Yes, let's sell a few more!"

These words resonated with everyone, and they all started talking at once.

The man with the large face gestured for everyone to be quiet, then said with a smile, "Our boss is aware of this problem and has already come up with a solution. What do you all think?"

The crowd fell silent and waited quietly.

"Everyone can deposit one or two taels of silver in advance with our shop, which will become our 'love fart'!"

"..."

After a moment of silence, everyone asked suspiciously, "What does 'farting for love' mean?"

"Um, this..."

To be honest, this was the first time Da Lian had ever heard such a strange title. When Jing Zhe told him about it yesterday, he had the same bewildered expression as everyone else.

He took a breath and said with a smile, "To put it simply, it's about becoming our most esteemed customer! Once you become a 'love fart' customer, you can buy multiple popsicles!"

Wow, is that good?

"If it's not for love, can't I buy more popsicles?"

Big Face shook his head, "No, if we make too many popsicles later, non-VIP customers can only buy two at most, but we don't accept pre-orders. After all, our service is more geared towards our valued VIP customers!"

After saying that, he added, "One tael of silver can make you a beginner in lovemaking, twenty taels of silver is intermediate lovemaking, and fifty taels of silver is advanced lovemaking!"

"What's the difference between beginner, intermediate, and advanced levels of 'love farts'?"

"The difference is huge!"

The big-faced man smiled and patiently explained, "The beginner level is called 'Love Butt,' which means you enjoy the benefits I just mentioned. The intermediate level is also called 'Love Butt,' which means you can order popsicles and eat them whenever you want without having to wait in line!"

"Wow! That's brilliant!"

"What about the advanced form of love farts?"

If intermediate-level love-related farts are this awesome, what about advanced-level ones?

Everyone's curiosity was piqued!

"So what if it's high-class love? That's amazing!"

The man with the big face said in a deep voice, "As our most esteemed guest, you will enjoy all the previous privileges, and we will also provide door-to-door delivery and personalized services! Want some ice wine? Sure, mung bean popsicles? No problem. Even if you want to take an ice bath, we can make that happen!"

"Besides these, any customer who buys ten popsicles will receive a free one. The more you buy, the more you get! What are you waiting for?"

According to Jing Zhe, after saying this, everyone would rush over to register as AiPi like crazy.

But... it's not quite what I imagined!

Could something have been overlooked?

Just as he was recalling the details, someone cautiously asked, "It's not that this 'love fart' service is impossible, after all, it sounds good, but one or two taels of silver is not a small amount, especially for the high-end 'love fart' service, which requires a deposit of fifty taels of silver. What if you renege on your promise later?"

Big Face slapped his forehead, suddenly realizing!

So that's what it was about. Jing Zhe had already told him, but he was too excited and forgot.

"Don't worry about that. If you want to become our trusted partner, we'll sign and seal the receipt before giving it to you. Besides, doing business is all about integrity. Our house is here, our materials and our people are here. It would be too much of a loss to run away for a hundred or two taels of silver, wouldn't it?"

Everyone agreed. Although they didn't know the exact cost of the mung bean popsicles, they were sure they would make a lot of money. Running away for a hundred or two taels of silver would be too foolish!

"The first ten customers who sign up for Aipi will receive an extra appointment opportunity!"

Big Face unleashed his final ultimate move.

At this point, everyone abandoned their inhibitions and rushed forward, pulling out their silver coins.

"I'll run a beginner's course for love of farts!"

"I'll also get a beginner's license for love of farts!"

"I want to apply for the intermediate level of 'love farts,' the beginner level 'love farts' can take a backseat!"

Someone said arrogantly.

"Get lost! So what if you're a mid-level lover? I'll get you a high-level lover!"

"..."

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