Chapter 108 Tool Man Online
The overall situation was settled, and everyone began to discuss the specific arrangements for sending troops. However, our lucky princess Dongfang Yuning's mind had already drifted to other places!
She sat next to Nangong Ye, appearing to be listening obediently, but in fact, she had already started a crazy chat mode with System 118!
Dongfang Yuning was rubbing his hands in excitement, his face glowing with excitement:
[118! 118! Quick! Take out all the good stuff from the bottom of the box! Small! Powerful! Easy to operate! And preferably one that can be used in various ways! I want to give Fuying Country a love education!]
Let them see what a lunar surface maker is! This historic moment has arrived! I've been accumulating so much anger, and now I can finally let it all out! Wahahahaha!]
System 118 was even more excited than she was, and the electronic voice was vibrating:
[Ding! Host! 118 received! Internet meme repository activated! Retrieving weapon blueprints... Beep beep beep! Locking on target!]
[First model: 'Crash Landing on You - Mini Grenade'! The appearance can be customized to look like a variety of cute fruits (strawberry, lemon, watermelon, etc.)!
Pulling the ring explodes instantly, with moderate power and controllable range, perfect for delivering a 'fruit salad' to the enemy camp! (System displays a Q-version strawberry grenade animation)]
[Type 2: Awakening Portable Bazooka! Shoulder-fired, point-and-shoot operation, with built-in micro scope!
The range is 500 meters, and the explosion is comparable to a small divine punishment! One shot is guaranteed to make the Fuying warrior experience the ultimate pleasure of "ascending to heaven on the spot, returning home in spirit"! (The system plays the rocket launcher's boom effect)
[The third option: 'Scratch-off Minefield'! Easy to lay, hidden trigger! Step on it to trigger a random 'surprise': it could be a deafening bang, a multicolored smoke bomb (with a tear-jerking effect), or even... a sky-high monkey (extremely humiliating)! It focuses on the fear of the unknown! (The system displays a funny animated GIF of the scratch-off minefield)]
Dongfang Yuning's eyes lit up and his mouth was watering when he heard this:
I want it! I want them all! Cute bazookas! Mini grenades! Scratch-off minefields! This is awesome! 118, you're such a sweetheart!
[That’s right!]
She suddenly thought,
[Can we get a "pepper spray" plus version? I want the kind that makes you itch like crazy, tears streaming down your face, and you want to peel your skin off! Specially for those nasty Fuying warriors!]
System 118:
[Arrangement! 'Itch Begging For Mercy' Plus Spray! Contains Super Itch Powder and 10x Concentrated Capsaicin!]
Guaranteed to make those who are affected experience the ultimate exhilaration of ecstasy! Host, you are simply a mudslide in the weapon world, a joyous comedian on the battlefield! (System scatters flowers crazily)]
【Hey! Keep a low profile! 】
Dongfang Yuning laughed wildly inwardly, with his hands on his hips.
[I'm going into seclusion today! Brother-in-law, Brother Aye, when are you leaving? Before I leave, I must rub out all these 'big treasures'!
Wow, everyone at Fuying, get ready to welcome the 'warm greetings' from Dongfang·Niuhulu·Tech Maniac·Yuning! [Thai Pants Hot!]
The wild laughter in her heart and the shocking names of the weapons were like a square dance song played at full volume, pouring into the ears of everyone present without reservation and forcibly!
Everyone’s inner thoughts: Light candles for Fuying!
Emperor Nangong Yu was holding a teacup, and when he heard the names "Crash Landing on You·Mini Grenade", "Awakening in the World·Portable Bazooka", and "Scratch-off Lottery·Minefield", his hands shook and the scalding tea almost spilled onto his dragon robe!
[Poof! Cough cough cough!]
He suppressed a cough, his mind frantically scrolling through the screen:
[Goodness! Is Ning girl trying to blow up Fuying Country like it's an amusement park?! Strawberry grenade? Watermelon bomb? Scratch-off lottery tickets? This... this isn't very lethal, but it's extremely insulting! But... I like it! (Silently lights a row of candles for Fuying)]
Crown Prince Nangong Chengqian tried hard to maintain his composure as a crown prince, but the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, and the villain in his heart rolled on the ground with laughter:
"Auntie... you're worthy of me! You even come up with new ways to fight! Cute bazookas? Scratch-off mines? This... this battle is so creative! I'm already looking forward to seeing Fuyingren's face when he steps on the 'Sky Monkey' mine!"
The Marquis of Zhenguo, Dongfang Liezheng, was stunned when he heard this, and then he was filled with pride:
[Haha! As expected of my Dongfang Lie's sister! Such brains! Such methods! So cool! So satisfying! Strawberry grenade? Just sounds exciting!]
It's much more interesting than Big Brother carrying a big knife and chopping people! 】
I am so eager to throw a few myself.
Queen Dongfang Qiwu and Lu Yaoer smiled at each other, then shook their heads helplessly and dotingly:
[This girl... is still so troublesome. However... when dealing with those Japanese pirates, no matter how much trouble she puts in, it's never too much!]
But... that 'Itch Begging Spray'... why does it sound so much like something for lechers?]
Her eyes subtly swept over her husband and brother-in-law
Nangong Ye was the only one in the audience who managed his facial expressions well, and he still had an icy face.
But if you look closely, you can see deep in his eyes a surge of deep love and pride! His Ning'er can always bring him surprises (and shocks)!
Listening to her weird and powerful ideas, he felt his heart was filled to the brim.
He tilted his head slightly, looking at the profile of the little woman beside him, which was so excited that it seemed to glow, and his thin lips curled up in a gentle arc almost imperceptibly.
[Ning'er wants to play, so let her have fun.]
Nangong Ye was extremely indulgent in his heart.
[Fuying? It's just a place for Ning'er to test out new toys. With me here, she can blow a hole in the sky if she wants.]
He has even begun to automatically play the role of a tool:
Ning'er is in seclusion? Need help with a wrench? A bazooka? A mine? Yeah, I'm good with that.
When Nangong Ye heard Dongfang Yuning laughing wildly in his heart, "Niu Hulu Yuning" and "Tai Ku La", the smile in his eyes deepened.
He naturally reached out his hand and gently held her little hand, which was slightly sweaty due to excitement, under the table, and scratched her palm soothingly with his fingertips.
Dongfang Yuning was immersed in the fantasy that she was about to become the "Queen of Arms" and was brought back to her senses by Nangong Ye's little action.
She turned her head and met his gentle and focused eyes, which seemed to be filled with stars. Her face flushed, but she immediately announced in a low voice with confidence:
"Brother Aye! I've made up my mind! Starting tonight, I'm going to go into seclusion! To do research and development! Before I leave, I have to get my 'big babies' out! You...you have to help me!"
Her eyes were sparkling, full of the meaning of "I'm attracted to you, a tool."
Nangong Ye did not hesitate at all. He completely wrapped her small hand in his warm and dry palm. His voice was low and firm, with full reliability:
"Okay. Whatever Ning'er needs, your husband will find it for you. If you need help, your husband is always on call."
He paused and added, his tone slightly coaxing,
"Tonight... shall I stay in Fengyi Palace to help you?"
He glanced at the Queen sister meaningfully.
Queen Dongfang Qiwu: "..."
Well, my brother-in-law has found a perfect excuse to stay! Considering that he's willing to be Ning'er's tool... okay!
Dongfang Yuning smiled brightly when he heard this:
[118! See?! The best tool man is here! Stay up all night tonight! Let's get started!]
System 118:
[Toolman Ye is online! Host, your operation is in the atmosphere! (The system plays the background music of "It's Impossible to Work", but the protagonist is Nangong Ye)]
Thus, this "night banquet" that determined the fate of the Fuying Kingdom came to an end with Princess Fuxing's declaration of "seclusion to develop weapons of mass destruction" and Prince Yong's "voluntary becoming the chief tool man" in his pampering.
The Yan Kingdom's war machine began to operate at high speed, and a side hall of Fengyi Palace was lit with lights that never went out. From time to time, there were the sounds of tinkling hammers, Dongfang Yuning's excited commands, Nangong Ye's low replies, and the occasional internet meme from System 118:
[Host! This fuse needs to be 0.5 seconds shorter! We're aiming for a 'surprise attack, a surprise attack'!]
"Aye-ge! Quick! Hand me that 'Crash Landing on You: Strawberry Limited Edition' cover! Yes! The pink one!"
[Ding! Toolman Ye's work efficiency detected: SSS+! Emotional state: Joyful (suspected to be addicted to handing tools to the host)! Host, your skill in controlling your husband... ah no, your skill in controlling your toolman, is truly exceptional! (System thumbs up)]
Everyone knows that when the Yan Kingdom army, equipped with the cute killing weapons of the "Niuhulu Yuning" brand, sets foot on the land of Fuying, what awaits Fuying will be an unprecedented... catastrophic disaster full of "creativity" and "surprises"!
[Supporting the Sakura Kingdom? May you be blessed! Amen!]
System 118 silently drew a cross in Dongfang Yuning's mind.
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