Chapter 118 The Emperor escaped through a dog hole?
The Yan Kingdom's army, like a torrent of steel, approached the city walls. The once majestic Kyoto city gate tower had been reduced to dust by Nangong Ye's casual toss of the mini-cute, leaving only a vast, smooth, glazed crater. Wisps of green smoke and dust slowly rose, silently telling of the destruction beyond comprehension.
Dongfang Yuning was held tightly in Nangong Ye's arms, sitting on a majestic black warhorse. Her moon-white men's clothing was spotless, but her little face was flushed with a healthy blush of excitement, making her completely different from the drained girl of yesterday.
She looked at the huge gap, and the Fuying defenders and scattered civilians behind the gap who were trembling like frightened quails, and her delicate eyebrows frowned in dissatisfaction.
"Brother Aye,"
Her voice was clear and crisp, with a bit of coquettishness.
"Let that cowardly emperor of theirs come out and speak! What's the point of hiding in a turtle shell and pretending to be dead? Isn't he colluding with the Northern Di and working in cahoots with them? Very good!
I'm in a good mood today, so I even bought Beidi! It's just right for my international booth to liven up the atmosphere and create a Beidi style experience area! It saves them from running back and forth!
She waved her little hand, as if she was planning her own back garden.
[118! Unity! The pattern opens! Fuying + Beidi jointly recruit investors! A powerful alliance (physical)!]
The villain in her heart laughed wildly with her hands on her hips.
System 118: [Host, wise! Bundling and processing saves time and effort! The 'East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere' (Yanguo version) is just around the corner! (The system displays a virtual map, with Fuying and Beidi bundled together and labeled 'Yanguo Free Trade Zone')]
"good."
Nangong Ye replied in a low voice, his voice full of unconditional indulgence towards her. He raised his eyes and looked at the chaotic scene behind the broken city wall. His voice was not loud, but it was like a thunderbolt, sent out with his internal force, and it echoed clearly in the deadly Kyoto sky:
"Emperor Fuying, get out! If you don't kneel before the city and beg for surrender within ten breaths..."
He paused, his cold eyes swept across the huge gap.
"This king doesn't mind sending you a few more cuties to help you thoroughly plow this broken city!"
The three words "plow once" were so chilling that all the Fuying people who heard them felt like they were falling into an icy cave!
The defenders on the city wall tumbled down the tower, crying and shouting as they ran towards the palace:
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Get out now! If you don't, the Yan people will flatten Kyoto!"
"Devils! They are devils! Your Majesty! Please save us!"
"Get out! Get out now!"
Inside the magnificent, yet ironically ironic Fuying Palace, the Emperor sat slumped on his throne, his face ashen. The cries from outside, the death-threatening voice of Prince Yong of Yan State, and the horrific sight of the corner tower vanishing and the gate tower reduced to dust had already shattered the last shred of his imperial dignity and hope.
"Your Majesty! Get out! There's still a way to survive!"
The ministers who advocated peace burst into tears and knelt down to beg.
"Yes, Your Majesty! As long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood! Save your life and the country first!"
"The Princess of Yan said that if you surrender, you can become their subject and participate in that... big stall?"
Another minister tried to find hope.
The Emperor's hands clutched the armrests of the throne, his knuckles whitening, his body trembling violently with utter humiliation and fear. He was being made to kneel before a city wall and beg for surrender from a woman dressed as a man, held in the arms of a man?! This was worse than killing him!
Time passed by minute by minute in silence and fear.
In front of the ruins of the city gate, Dongfang Yuning was getting a little impatient waiting, her lips pouting like she could hang a bottle of oil on her neck:
"What's going on? You're so dithering! Do you think being an old lady is so free? If you don't come out, I'll let Brother Aye use the palace as a target for practice!"
Nangong Ye lowered his eyes and looked at her puffed-up little face. The coldness in his eyes instantly turned into a spring-like doting. He lowered his head and leaned close to her ear. His deep and mellow voice was soothing and absolutely indulgent:
"Baby Ning'er, no rush. Play if you want, at your own pace. Whether he comes out or not won't affect our plowing."
That call of "Ning'er baby" was so annoying that it was choking.
Dongfang Yuning was instantly flattered, and turned around to give Nangong Ye a loud "smack" kiss on the hard, cold cheek, with a smile on her face:
"Brother Aye is the best!"
With this kiss, the cold and murderous aura surrounding Nangong Ye melted away like ice and snow, and instantly the sun and wind were bright and beautiful, and spring flowers were blooming! The upward curve of the corners of his lips could not be suppressed, and even a clear smile appeared in his eyes.
The speed of this change of expression left Crown Prince Nangong Chengqian and the other soldiers beside him dumbfounded, their minds frantically scrolling through their minds:
[Uncle! Where are your principles?! Where is your dignity?! In front of my aunt, they are nothing but clouds!]
[118! Did you see that?! The vixen's smile! Su's broken leg!]
Dongfang Yuning's heart was pounding.
[But…business is more important! Lingling!]
She immediately called the AI.
AI Zero replied in a cold electronic voice:
【Commander, Zero is online. 】
The Palm Bomb Mini I just mentioned works pretty well, but I want something cuter! A cuter look! More explosive movement! Power... well, similar to the previous one will be fine, but the main thing is to maximize the visual effect! Any ideas for a more bouncy one?!
Dongfang Yuning described his needs in his mind.
[Command received. Analyzing...]
AI Zero was smooth sailing.
[Recommended weapon: PB-02 'Marshmallow' fusion bomb (nickname: Meng Meng Da Yuan Du Du).]
【Weapon parameters:】
[Equivalent: 0.5 tons of TNT (same as PB-01)]
[Kill radius: controllable, maximum 50 meters]
[Visual Effect: Extremely optimized! The explosion core will produce a dazzling rainbow energy ring! Accompanied by a large amount of harmless but extremely fluffy and dazzling white flocculent energy clouds (simulating a cotton candy effect)! Pollution-free!]
[Additional effects: Bright flash + pleasant (to friendly forces) 'boo' sound (optional)]
Advantages: Cute appearance (pink-white, plush texture coating), deceptive and artistic visual effects, and a clean post-explosion scene with no residual radiation or high-temperature burn marks.
[Disadvantages: The cost is slightly higher than PB-01 (consumes 1 more point).]
【Are you sure to call? 】
[Confirmed! Confirmed! I want this 'Cute Round'!]
Dongfang Yuning's eyes lit up.
[Also include a 'bo' sound! ]
She felt her palm soften, and when she looked down, a pink and white, furry ball appeared in her palm. It looked like an oversized marshmallow, with soft, chewy tentacles. It looked harmless enough that she even wanted to take a bite!
"Wow! So cute!"
Dongfang Yuning couldn't help but exclaim, playing with this "cute and round thing" lovingly.
Nangong Ye and Nangong Chengqian's attention was instantly attracted. Nangong Ye looked at the pink and fluffy "marshmallow", then looked at the sparkling eyes of his little princess, and the smile on his lips deepened.
Nangong Chengqian's face was full of eagerness to try, his eyes reading: Auntie! Let me play with it! I want to throw it too!
Dongfang Yuning felt the prince's gaze and generously handed the "Yuan Dudu" in his hand to him, saying crisply:
"Your Highness, since you're eager to play, I'll give this one a try! It's very simple to use. See that little ring on top? Pull it open! Then, throw it hard wherever you want it to disappear! Remember, throw it far!"
Nangong Chengqian was so excited that he almost jumped off his horse! He carefully took the pink and white chewy "marshmallow" that seemed to deform with a squeeze, but it felt heavy in his hand, full of inner power.
He took a deep breath and, imitating his uncle's behavior, fixed his sharp eyes on a pavilion in Kyoto that was second only to the Imperial Palace, luxuriously decorated, and obviously the residence of an important minister!
"Thank you, Auntie!"
He said loudly, exerted force with his fingers, and pulled open the inconspicuous safety ring!
Buzz——
An extremely slight buzzing sound came from inside the "round and plump" and the pink and white "fluff" seemed to light up slightly.
Nangong Chengqian used all his strength to throw the "Meng Meng Da" in his hand towards the target building! The ball, infused with internal force, moved at an extremely fast speed!
Under everyone's gaze, the pink and white "marshmallow" hit the eaves of the pavilion accurately!
There was no earth-shattering noise!
There was only a crisp, pleasant sound, like the sound of a bubble popping -
“Bo~~~!”
Following this lovely sound, a brilliant, rainbow-like colorful energy ring instantly spread out with the impact point as the core!
The light was dazzling but not glaring, truly magnificent! Immediately afterwards, a large amount of fluffy, white, softly radiant energy clouds expanded like exploding cotton candy, completely engulfing the entire luxurious building!
The light and white clouds flashed by in an instant!
When the fluffy white energy cloud disappeared as if blown away by the wind—
The pavilion, along with its owner, servants, and treasures... completely vanished! All that remained was a smooth, clean, circular space, wiped clean by the purest power! Not even a speck of dust remained!
It was eerily clean! Only a faint, sweet scent of...marshmallows lingered in the air?
The soldiers of Yan State: "..."
Fuying defenders and civilians: "..."
Nangong Ye: “…”
Dongfang Yuning:
[Wow! Xiao Lingling! This effect! It's incredible! Beautiful and brutal! Art! This is art!]
AI zero:
Mission accomplished. Target: Fuying's important official's residence. Completely cleaned and cleared. Visual effect: S+. Incidental aroma: cotton candy (harmless). Commander, are you satisfied?
System 118:
[Ding! 'Cute and Round' debut KPI achieved! Effect: Physical Transcendence + Mental Pollution (Heartbreakingly Beautiful Version)! SAN value reset to zero twice! (System displays slow-motion replay, a colorful halo and cotton candy cloud effects, frozen in a clear open space) Host, your weapon...is getting more and more bizarre!]
Nangong Chengqian looked at the "masterpiece" he had created with his own hands, the clean and shiny open space, and then looked at the "marshmallow" ball in his hand as if nothing had happened, which was actually a disposable item. His heart was filled with shock and an... indescribable sense of pleasure!
[My aunt is awesome! This thing... is so cool!]
And in Fuying Kyoto, the last bit of the will to resist completely collapsed in the face of this magnificent yet extremely terrifying "purification"!
"Surrender! We surrender!"
"Open the city gates! Welcome the heavenly soldiers!"
"The Emperor has run away! The nobles have run away too!"
At the gap in the city gate, the surviving defenders and officials poured out like a tide, crying and dropping their weapons, kneeling in front of the Yan army, trembling and not daring to raise their heads.
However, at this moment, a secret guard sent by Nangong Ye appeared in front of the horse like a ghost, knelt on one knee, and spoke in a cold and hurried voice:
"Your Highness! Your Highness the Crown Prince! Princess! Your subordinates have tracked and discovered that Emperor Fuying, the core royal family, and some stubborn nobles are not in the palace!
Before the explosion, they had already escaped through a secret passage in the palace... through a dog hole! They were being escorted by assassins, hastily fleeing towards the Northern Di border! They intended to seek refuge with the Northern Di, and plan their future plans!
"Drill... a dog hole?!"
Dongfang Yuning opened her mouth slightly, then burst out laughing, laughing so hard that her body shook.
"Hahaha! The Emperor escapes through a dog hole?! This is too creative! He's no wonder he's such a short guy, he can dig a dog hole so skillfully!"
She laughed so hard that tears came out.
Nangong Ye's eyes instantly turned as cold as ice! These rats in the gutter, dare to escape when death is imminent? Dare to seek refuge with the Northern Di? He gently patted his smiling little wife in his arms, but his voice was chilling:
"Ning'er, it seems that Fuying's love education needs another lesson. Beidi...can't wait to taste your little cutie."
Dongfang Yuning stopped laughing, raised his little face, and his eyes were bright, full of eagerness to fight:
"Great! That's exactly what I want! It saves me from having to search for them one by one! Brother Aye, pass the word! Target—Bei Di! Bring their Emperor and the Khan of Bei Di together and teach them a lesson! This will save me some demolition costs for my international booth!"
She waved her hand with great pride:
"Soldiers! Fuying Kyoto, leave some people to take over! According to the plan, transform it into the 'First Phase of the Free Trade Zone Project'! The rest of you, follow this princess - and fight in Beidi!"
"Let them see what a true autumn outing expedition is!"
The Yan army erupted in thunderous cheers:
"Yes! I will obey the princess's (county's) orders!"
The soldiers were all in high spirits, their faces filled with genuine smiles and anticipation. Fighting alongside the princess was such a joy!
No bloody battles, no fears, just cheering and cheering as the princess (or princess) uses all sorts of incredible yet powerful little adorable powers to blast the enemy to the skies! And you can even enjoy the prince and princess (or princess) showing off their affection! It's a truly heavenly day!
[118! See?! The troops are ready! Morale is high!] Dongfang Yuning was smug.
System 118:
[Host! You have successfully switched the war mode to 'Armed Autumn Outing'! Yan Nation soldiers' happiness index +10086! (System displays a Q-version animated image of soldiers grinning broadly) Next stop: Beidi Customs Experience Area (Demolition Version)! Let's go!]
Nangong Ye held his spirited "Jade-faced Little Scholar" in his arms, looked at the Fuying surrendered people kneeling on the ground, and then looked at the iron-blooded army behind him with high morale and laughter, and the corners of his cold lips curled up into an arc that looked down on the world.
He waved his hand and his voice resounded through the sky:
"Send the message! Target—Beidi Royal Court!"
"Set off!"
The steel torrent of Yan Country, carrying the aftermath of victory and endless joy (?), like an unstoppable torrent, rolled over the wreckage of Fuying Kyoto, rolled up a sky full of smoke and dust, and rumbled towards the vast grassland in the north!
The new love education classroom will soon be grandly opened on the Beidi grassland in a more lovely way!
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