Chapter 121 Colorful Neon Mushroom Cloud
Nangong Chengqian also excitedly clenched the cool and clear "blue mushroom" in his hand and nodded vigorously:
"Aunt! I'll hit you wherever you point!"
[Host! Your skill of 'saying the cruelest words in the sweetest tone' has reached perfection! The Beidi people, facing death, still don't know what kind of world-destroying cute god they have offended! (The system displays a Q-version emoji of the Beidi people's bewildered face)]
System 118 complains at the right time.
Dongfang Yuning: [Stop the nonsense! Get ready to record the screen! Mushroom Cloud debut, KPI maxed out!]
She raised the glittering "Neon Party Mushroom" and smiled at the pale-faced Beidi general opposite her. Her voice, transmitted clearly throughout the battlefield through her inner energy,
"Hey! That big, stupid guy spewing shit over there!"
"My little cuties can't wait to get up close and personal with you!"
"The first one—I'm giving it to you to open your eyes!"
As soon as she finished speaking!
Nangong Ye’s wrist shook violently!
The bright red "Amanita Muscaria Red Dot" seemed to be given life, turning into a dazzling red light, with a sharp sound of breaking through the air, whistling towards the head of the Northern Di general with incredible precision!
"What is that?!" The Beidi general's pupils suddenly shrank, and he subconsciously wanted to swing his sword to block it.
However--
The red light suddenly stopped several feet above his head!
Then——
Buzz!!!
A low, heart-pounding buzzing sound!
A vibrant red energy mushroom cloud, a perfect replica of the Amanita muscaria mushroom, instantly expanded!
The clouds are also dotted with striking white energy spots!
There was no deafening explosion! Only an irresistible, high-frequency sound wave! Like an invisible hammer, it smashed down fiercely!
“Ugh—!!!”
With the Beidi general as the center, all the Beidi cavalry within a radius of fifty meters, including their war horses, were hit head-on as if by an invisible sonic cannon!
Blood instantly oozes from all seven orifices! Eyeballs bulge! Eardrums rupture! Brain vibrates wildly within the skull! Even screams are incomplete!
The Northern Di general was the first to be hit. His huge body seemed to have all its bones pulled out, and he and the warhorse under him collapsed to the ground in an instant!
His body was twitching violently, blood was gushing out of his mouth and nose, his eyes were rolled up, and he was only convulsing unconsciously! He was clearly brain dead!
The guards and cavalry around him also fell like cut wheat, rolling around in pain, twitching, and howling silently! In an instant, they lost their fighting ability!
The red mushroom cloud slowly rose under the azure sky, bright, beautiful, strange... and deadly!
The Yan Kingdom soldiers were stunned and collectively gasped:
[Holy crap! Poisonous mushrooms?!]
[Red umbrellas and white poles, let's lie down together after eating?! Is this the fucking version of physical salvation?]
[It looks so cute...but the effect is so brutal! One hit destroyed a whole area?!]
[Princess... a true master of poison (physical)!]
The cuter something is, the more dangerous it is! The ancients were not lying to me! (Although this ancient person might be the princess)
System 118:
[Ding! 'Amanita Muscaria Red Dot' KPI achieved! Target: Foul-mouthed general and his guards. Status: Physically silenced (permanent).]
Effect: Sonic Concussion Package! Artistry: SS! (System slow-motion playback of the red mushroom cloud rising)]
"Secondly - cool down their cavalry!"
Dongfang Yuning pointed with her small hand at the densest cavalry phalanx in the center of the Northern Di army!
Crown Prince Nangong Chengqian could no longer hold back, and used all his strength to throw the ice-blue "Lanshou Xianggu·Tears" in his hand!
"Northern Di barbarians! Eat a single mushroom!"
The crystal teardrop-shaped mushroom drew a graceful blue arc in the air and landed precisely in the core of the cavalry phalanx!
Boo~~~
A light sound like water drops falling into a deep pool!
A huge, melancholic blue mushroom cloud instantly bloomed, its edges adorned with dreamy energy ripples!
at the same time!
A terrifying, absolute zero-degree cold wave spread rapidly in a circular shape with the explosion point as its core!
Snap! Snap! Snap!
Visible frost spread like a plague! In the core area enveloped by the blue mushroom cloud, the fierce Beidi cavalry and their horses were instantly frozen into ice sculptures of various poses!
There was still an expression of fear on his face!
The cavalrymen slightly outside the cavalry were frozen stiff by the spreading cold wave, their movements slowed, their horses neighed and fell, and the men and horses were thrown to the ground! The entire cavalry formation was instantly plunged into an extremely cold hell!
The blue mushroom cloud slowly rose, bringing with it a poignant feeling of "Lanshou Xianggu".
The soldiers of Yan State were shocked again:
[Blue...blue mushroom?!]
[This... is this the quick-freeze refrigerator that has become a spirit?!]
[Holy crap! He turned into an ice sculpture?! This is scarier than being hacked to death!]
[Cute and fierce! Physical Salvation +1!]
[Your Highness, is this the Princess treating the Beidi Grasslands as a mushroom farming base?!]
System 118:
[Ding! 'Lanshou Xianggu·Tears' KPI achieved! Target: Northern Di Elite Cavalry Phalanx. Status: Quickly Frozen for Freshness. Effect: Absolute Zero Trial Card (Permanent Version)!]
Artistry: SSS! A melancholic atmosphere! (System slow-motion playback of blue mushroom cloud + frozen special effects)]
The Northern Di army collapsed completely!
Watching the bright red mushrooms and melancholy blue mushrooms rising in their own formation, watching the main general turn into twitching mud, watching the most elite cavalry turn into ice sculptures... fear spread like a plague!
"Devils! They are devils!"
"Witchcraft! This is witchcraft!"
"Run! Run!"
Cries, screams, the neighing of horses, the sound of stampeding... chaos! The morale of the army completely collapsed!
Dongfang Yuning held the largest and most gorgeous "Neon Party Mushroom" in his arms, his little face filled with a kind smile, as if he was choosing his favorite toy:
"The last one - a gift to the Northern Di Khan's golden tent as a firework! I wish him a happy ascension to heaven!"
She exerted force with her little hand and turned on a switch!
Buzz——!
Colorful lights flowed wildly on the surface of the mushroom, making a pleasant (to her) buzzing sound!
"Brother Aye! Help me throw it farther! Aim towards their royal court!"
She handed the "Party Mushroom" to Nangong Ye.
Nangong Ye took the gorgeous mushroom that was shining and constantly changing colors. It felt warm to the touch, but he felt that it contained the power to destroy the world.
His eyes were fixed coldly on the north, the direction that symbolized the power of the Northern Di Kingdom. He poured his internal strength into his arm and threw it hard!
"call out--!!!"
The colorful light was like a rainbow bridge, crossing the sky, carrying a dazzling light, flying rapidly towards the direction of the Beidi Royal Court!
The speed is much faster than the previous two!
Under the gaze of countless terrified, dull and desperate eyes!
That colorful stream of light accurately hit the center of the Beidi royal court - the huge golden tent that was magnificent and symbolized the supreme power of Beidi!
No loud noise!
There was only a grand and cheerful electronic sound, like the opening of a grand party.
“Ding Dong! Dang Dang Dang~! Happy Party Time!!!”
Following this strange "celebration" sound!
A colorful neon mushroom cloud, so magnificent and massive it cannot be described in words, exploded with a bang!
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet! Seven colors, like the most brilliant aurora, swirled, transformed, and merged wildly within the mushroom cloud! The light was so dazzling that it even briefly outshone the sun in the sky!
The entire Beidi Royal Court, illuminated by this unimaginable, extremely beautiful and terrifying colorful light, seemed to be gently brushed by the hand of a god!
The Golden Tent? Gone.
The royal family? Evaporated.
Guard? Vaporized.
All tangible and intangible existences were completely disintegrated and erased by the purest and most artistic energy... in that colorful neon light!
All that was left was a huge, mirror-smooth pit with edges that had a colorful glaze luster...
And that huge, colorful neon mushroom cloud, so huge that it blocked out the sun, was slowly, gracefully, and with a breathtaking beauty, rising high into the sky! It became the most "beautiful" thing on the grassland!
quiet!
Deathly silence!
Covering the entire battlefield!
Be it the collapsed remnants of the Northern Di army or the shocked speechless Yan soldiers, all of them tilted their heads back, opened their mouths wide, and stared blankly at the huge, brilliant, and constantly changing colorful light in the northern sky like clay sculptures or wooden carvings... the mushroom cloud of death!
beautiful!
So beautiful!
Cruel!
So cruel!
The visual impact of this is ten thousand times more terrifying than the previous two combined!
[Ding! 'Neon Party Mushroom' KPI exceeded! Target: The core of the Northern Di Royal Court. Status: Physically deleted + artistically enhanced.]
Effect: Shocked my mother for a hundred years! Ecological impact: Zero (the site has been leveled and is suitable for the construction of the "Colorful Glaze Pit Landmark Landscape").
Artistry: Cosmic-level SSSSS+! (The system displays a 360-degree, no-dead-angle display of a colorful mushroom cloud rising up, with the accompanying "Congratulations on your prosperity" background music)
System 118's broadcasts were all filled with an excited electric tone.
The Yan soldiers finally woke up from their petrification and burst into incoherent exclamations:
【Wow… wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!】
[Seven...seven-colored mushroom clouds?!]
[The… the royal court is gone?! Simply… gone?! Not even a trace of it is left?!]
[This... this is even more ferocious than Kewaido and Mengmengda! ]
[Your Highness...you call this a 'firework'?! This is the light of damned destruction, right?!]
[The cuter, the more ferocious! The princess's arsenal isn't the cutest, only the fiercer!]
[Northern Di Khan...this 'happy ascension to heaven'...is truly joyful ascension to heaven! In the physical sense!]
[Poisonous mushroom, blue-skinned mushroom, party mushroom... Your Highness, this is the mushroom cloud trio, send the Beidi family on their journey in perfect order!]
Environmentally friendly! So environmentally friendly! Nothing was left behind except for the pits! Her Royal Highness the Princess kept her word! The foundation of the free trade zone has been laid! (crying voice)
Nangong Chengqian was shaking with excitement, looking at the huge colorful mushroom cloud, then looking at his aunt who had a look on her face that said "Oh, the effect is not bad", and his heart was filled with worship:
[Aunt! You are my eternal God! ! ! !]
Nangong Ye hugged his little wife in his arms and looked at the colorful mushroom cloud that symbolized his extreme anger and doting. The coldness in his eyes finally dissipated, leaving only pride and satisfaction.
He lowered his head and kissed Dongfang Yuning's smooth forehead heavily, his voice slightly hoarse and with a smile:
"Ning'er...well done."
Dongfang Yuning proudly raised his chin, like a proud little peacock:
"That's right! Dare to scold me? Scold Brother Aye? This is what will happen to you!"
She waved her hand and gave a crisp order to the army behind her, which was still immersed in the shock of the mushroom cloud:
"Soldiers! The Northern Di royal court has been pacified! The remaining defeated soldiers will not be killed if they surrender! Those who stubbornly resist——"
She paused, then touched the Heart of the Future ring with her small hand, revealing a kind smile.
"I wouldn't mind growing a few more 'little mushrooms' for them to play with! Now—"
"Target—the Colorful Glazed Pit! Take over the entire Beidi territory! For our 'International Booth · Beidi Customs Free Trade Zone'—"
“Cutting the ribbon!!!”
"Yes! Princess (Princess) is so majestic!!!"
Deafening cheers resounded across the grassland once again! The soldiers looked towards Dongfang Yuning with eyes filled with fanaticism, awe, and unparalleled loyalty! Fighting with such a mistress was like witnessing a miracle!
The iron cavalry of Yan State stepped over the collapsed remnants of the Northern Di army and rumbled towards the colorful glazed pit under the huge, still slowly rising colorful neon mushroom cloud in the north, which symbolized the absolute military power of Yan State and the "nuclear peace" will of Princess Fuxing!
The new territory and the new "free trade zone" were officially laid under the illumination of lovely yet deadly mushroom clouds.
The legend of Princess Fuxing's "Mushroom Cloud Three-Piece Set" will surely spread to every corner of the continent with the wind from the grassland, bringing eternal...nuclear peace.
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