Chapter 143 The pregnant husband has morning sickness! ?
Deep in the Yanmao District Palace, in the heavily protected Tiangong Pavilion Yanmao District branch laboratory, the atmosphere is solemn at this moment (for Nangong Ye).
After the Five-Colored Curly-Haired Lion King incident and the biochemical attack by the Fairy Dan Unit-01, Prince Yong Nangong Ye's assessment of the danger level of this laboratory was directly raised to the maximum!
How could this be a laboratory? It was clearly a time bomb depot buried next to his Ning'er!
He could never let his little woman take risks in there alone again!
Thus, the dignified Prince Yong completely transformed into the laboratory's guardian beast and chief security officer.
He stayed by Dongfang Yuning's side every day, his eyes as sharp as an eagle, scanning every bubbling crucible and every flashing instrument (produced by the system), feeling that they would suddenly attack and hurt people in the next second.
Tea and snacks? Secret guards quietly delivered them to the laboratory door, and then Nangong Ye personally checked the temperature and ingredients (?) before feeding them to Dongfang Yuning.
The area within a few meters of the laboratory is designated as an absolute restricted area. Even a mosquito flying by has to submit its identity proof to the prince first!
Dongfang Yuning could only helplessly spread her hands and emphasized to her nervous husband:
"Husband, these are all business secrets! They're extremely valuable!"
Nangong Ye raised his eyebrows, pulled her into his arms, rubbed his chin against the top of her head, and said in a low and domineering voice:
"Secrets are important, but Ning'er's safety is more important. Want to see it? Let them pay with their lives."
The possessiveness and unquestionableness in his eyes made the secret guards who tried to get close to deliver the materials shudder.
Under this high-pressure supervision and sweet and suffocating atmosphere, Dongfang Yuning was in pain and happy, and finally overcame the last difficulty of the Xianxian Fairy Pill!
[It worked! 118! Perfect data! Stable energy field! 100% activation rate of shaping factors! No side effects!]
Dongfang Yuning looked at the green data jumping on the instrument and the pink pill that finally condensed and emitted a faint lustrous luster. He was so excited that he almost threw the recording board away!
System 118:
[Ding! Celebrate! Host! 'Slim Fairy Pill - Yanmao District Flagship Edition' has been successfully developed! Say goodbye to postpartum body anxiety! Become a sexy fairy again!
(The system plays the background music "Sister is the Queen" and displays S-shaped fireworks effects) Host! You are the savior of mainland women! Your merits are immeasurable!]
The huge joy made her lose her mind! Dongfang Yuning completely forgot that her husband was still watching her closely (protecting her). She turned around suddenly, jumped up like a small cannonball, and threw herself accurately into Nangong Ye's arms!
Nangong Ye was prepared and caught her steadily. He held her hips with his strong arms and let her hang on him like a koala.
"Husband! I succeeded! The Xianxian Fairy Pill is ready!"
Dongfang Yuning shouted excitedly, holding Nangong Ye's face, which was still handsome but with a look of helplessness and doting, and excitedly, "Baji!" He kissed him on the left cheek! And "Baji!" He kissed him on the right cheek!
The only thing she ignored was the beautifully shaped thin lips in the middle!
Nangong Ye felt the soft touch on both sides of his cheeks, and then looked at her red lips which were so close to him and became even more beautiful because of excitement. His deep eyes narrowed instantly, and a dangerous light flashed in them.
"Ning'er,"
His voice was low and dangerously hoarse, and his fingertips gently stroked her slender waist.
"Isn't your reward... a bit unfair? Hmm?"
He tilted his head slightly, and his hot breath sprayed on her sensitive earlobes.
"Let me teach you a phrase: 'Treat everyone equally.'"
Dongfang Yuning's heart was filled with alarm:
[118! Alert! The male vixen is about to go wild!]
System 118:
[Beep! The Prince's 'desire dissatisfaction' index has spiked! 'Teaching' mode has been activated! Take care, host! (The system displays a Q-version Nangong Ye holding a teaching stick)]
"Huh? Rain and dew...are evenly distributed? I don't understand!"
Dongfang Yuning blinked his big eyes, pretended to be stupid, and tried to get away with it.
"Can't understand?"
Nangong Ye raised his lips in an evil arc. That smile was enough to make all the young girls in Yanmao District scream, but in Dongfang Yuning's eyes, it was a sign of the coming of the great devil.
"That's okay. My husband loves teaching most... by example."
Before he finished speaking, he hugged the little woman hanging on him, turned around and strode out of the laboratory!
The goal was clear - the super large bathroom deep in the palace, which was designed and built by him personally, luxurious and spacious, and filled with hot spring water!
The huge white marble double bathtub inside, which is large enough for two people to play in the water, is now filled with warm steam.
"Husband! Wait! I haven't finished recording the data yet! My pills still need to be sealed! I..."
Dongfang Yuning's protest was completely drowned out.
“It’s dirty.”
Nangong Ye's words were concise and his tone left no room for doubt.
"Ning'er and my husband are both dirty."
He glanced meaningfully at the traces of drug powder and the unique laboratory smell on the two people.
"It needs to be cleaned thoroughly...deeply and thoroughly."
The heavy bathroom door was closed, and the sound of it locking could be clearly heard.
For the next few hours, there was the sound of water rushing and steam filling the air.
"Well...husband...be gentle...scrubbing is not a war..."
"Here? Ning'er, are you sure you've washed it clean? Let me check again..."
"Ah! Itchy! Nangong Ye! You... um..."
"Teaching must be serious, Ning'er must concentrate... This place... needs to be cleaned..."
"Um...Brother Aye...I was wrong...I understand! I really understand!...Um..."
Suppressed gasps, broken pleas for mercy, whimpers mixed with shame and anger, and the sound of splashing water could be faintly heard through the heavy door, filled with an ambiguous atmosphere that made people blush and their hearts beat faster.
System 118:
[Ding! 'Bathroom Tutorial' in progress! Teaching Depth: SSS-level! Teaching Duration: Epic! (The system displays a bathtub silhouette blurred by steam, with the text: "The ocean of learning is boundless, is the bathtub a boat?") Host... you are on your own... This system... do not listen to anything inappropriate! (The system turns on silent mode and puts on earplugs)]
This in-depth teaching continued until late at night.
When Nangong Ye finally walked out of the bathroom carrying Dongfang Yuning, who was washed and fragrant, wrapped from head to toe like a silkworm, with only a pink little face steaming from the heat exposed.
The little woman in his arms was so tired that she couldn't even open her eyelids. She leaned softly on his chest, breathing evenly. It was obvious that she was exhausted from teaching and fell into a deep sleep.
Nangong Ye lowered his head to look at her peaceful sleeping face, and kissed her smooth forehead contentedly, his eyes so gentle that tears could drip out.
He held his teaching results and walked back to his bedroom in the moonlight, feeling satisfied.
The next day, in the meeting hall of the royal palace in Yanmao District.
Core members meeting. Participants: Nangong Yue, carefully helped to sit by Chen Xiaoyun, Chen Xiaoyun, Nangong Yijun, and Nangong Lintian.
Of course, there is also Dongfang Yuning, who is still a little depressed but has an extremely excited look in her eyes, and the Prince Yong Nangong Ye behind her, who has a strong presence like a guardian angel.
"Yuer! Look!"
Dongfang Yuning swept away the fatigue of last night (on the surface), and pushed a bunch of exquisite jade bottles and jade boxes in front of Nangong Yue like presenting treasures. Her little face was shining, like a child waiting for praise.
"I made these especially for you! They're one of a kind!"
She picked up a white jade bottle and put it into Nangong Yue's hand:
"Here! Painless childbirth pills! Exclusive secret recipe! Incredible results! Put one in your mouth when you give birth, and it'll be like sleeping through it. When you wake up, you'll see your adorable baby! No need to worry about excruciating pain anymore!"
She picked up a pink jade bottle:
"This! The Slimming Fairy Pill! Take it the same day you give birth! I guarantee your figure will be better than before! The curves will be more curvy, and the curves will be more charming! I guarantee that someone will..."
She glanced meaningfully at Chen Xiaoyun, who seemed calm but actually pricked up his ears.
“…My eyeballs are falling out!”
Next is a emerald jade box:
"Jade Skin Rejuvenating Cream, a deluxe version for postpartum repair! Start applying it to your belly now! Prevent stretch marks!
"Continue using it after giving birth, and your tummy will be smooth and firm, like a freshly peeled egg! It feels amazing!" She said, winking mischievously at Shen Xiaoyun.
Finally, there is a small purple jade box that exudes a mysterious fragrance:
"Ding, ding, ding! The grand finale! Exquisite Rejuvenation Girl's Secret Cream!"
Dongfang Yuning lowered his voice, with a little pride,
“Use this after you’ve had your baby and recovered!
A little bit every day, wow~ the effect! Awesome! Guaranteed to make you look younger than an 18-year-old girl! Some people..."
She glanced at Chen Xiaoyun again,
“…Just wait for your nosebleed!”
Chen Xiaoyun: “…”
He tried hard to maintain his composure on the surface, but his slightly red ears and eyes that suddenly became deep and fiery revealed his inner unrest.
His hand on his knee unconsciously clenched Nangong Yue's hand.
Nangong Yue looked at the dazzling array of bottles and jars in front of her, and listened to her aunt's caring and somewhat teasing introduction. Her nose felt sore and her eyes instantly turned red.
This aunt, who was a few years younger than her, thought of her in everything. She even took great pains to help her with the hardship of childbirth, and she also wanted her to remain radiant after giving birth...
A huge feeling of emotion surged in her heart, and Nangong Yue subconsciously wanted to stand up and give Dongfang Yuning a big hug!
"Yuer!"
Almost at the same time, Nangong Ye's low voice sounded.
He stretched out his arm as fast as lightning and picked up Dongfang Yuning who was still sitting on the chair, and placed him steadily on his strong thigh, as if protecting the most precious treasure. His movements were smooth and natural, with unquestionable possessiveness.
He looked at Nangong Yue, his eyes gentle but with a subtle warning:
"Don't get excited, take care of yourself."
Then he turned his gaze to Shen Xiaoyun, with a hint of joking,
"Prince Shen, please keep an eye on Yue'er."
Chen Xiaoyun immediately understood, and with a little force on his arm, he gently pushed Nangong Yue, whose eyes were red with excitement, back to her seat, and whispered:
"Yuer, sit down."
Nangong Yue looked at her uncle with helplessness and amusement, and had to sit down obediently.
Just then!
Shen Xiaoyun, who had always seemed calm, suddenly turned pale! His brows were tightly furrowed, and an uncontrollable feeling of nausea suddenly surged into his throat!
“Hmm…!”
He suddenly covered his mouth, and in front of everyone's astonished gaze, he stood up abruptly. Without even saying a word, he staggered and rushed out of the conference room in an almost embarrassed manner!
Then, the faint sound of suppressed retching was heard outside.
There was silence in the meeting room.
Nangong Yijun and Nangong Lintian had just drunk the tea in their mouths when it spurted out without any image! Their faces flushed from choking, and they stared at the door in amazement.
Nangong Ye raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes showing a hint of understanding and amusement.
Nangong Yue looked at Dongfang Yuning, who also had a puzzled look on his face, with an innocent and helpless look, and explained in a low voice:
"Well... I haven't had morning sickness lately, and everything I eat tastes delicious. But Xiaoyun... has been having a really bad reaction to anything greasy or strange lately... The imperial physician came to see me and said I'm fine, but his reaction... seems like... like he's having morning sickness?"
"puff--!!!"
This time, it was Dongfang Yuning who couldn't hold back and burst out laughing! She quickly covered her mouth, but her shoulders couldn't help shaking wildly.
[Oh shit! 118! Did you hear that?! Chen Xiaoyun! Director Shen! He he he he… he has morning sickness?!]
Dongfang Yuning screamed like a groundhog in his head.
What the hell is going on?! A medical miracle?! Or is it a genetic mutation caused by radiation leaking from my lab?!
System 118:
[Ding! Host! After this system's emergency analysis scan (non-physical scan, based on phenomenon-based logical deduction)! Conclusion: General Chen Xiaoyun suffers from 'pseudo-partum syndrome'!
It's commonly known as the "husband's pregnancy reaction"! It's a somatic reaction triggered by intense psychological suggestion and excessive empathy! Simply put: he's too nervous about Princess Yue!
I was so nervous I almost felt like I was pregnant! (The system displayed an animation of a Q-version of Shen Xiaoyun retching with a large belly, with the caption: "Love is deep, and naturally... Ugh?")
It does exist in medicine! Although rare! The host laboratory radiation value is normal, please do not try to deceive me!
[Miscarriage Syndrome?! My husband is experiencing pregnancy-related reactions?!]
Dongfang Yuning was shocked.
[How could this be possible?! Has Shen Huli's love-brained mind and nervousness for Yue'er already surpassed their physical limits?! Isn't this psychological suggestion too strong?! If Yue'er doesn't vomit, then he will?!]
【Hahahahahahahaha! 】
Dongfang Yuning rolled around laughing in his mind.
[Help! This is too funny! The iron-blooded director instantly becomes a pregnant husband! If this gets out, Shen Xiaoyun's reputation will be ruined!]
Hahahaha! But... this also indirectly proves that he really loves Yue Er to the core! He even wants to share her morning sickness! Absolutely amazing!
There was an eerie atmosphere in the meeting room.
Nangong Yijun and Nangong Lintian lowered their heads tightly, their shoulders shaking wildly, their faces flushed from trying to hold back their laughter, the teacups in their hands almost broken, they didn't dare to look towards the door, let alone their uncle and aunt.
Nangong Yue looked at the door, then at the people who were trying to hold back their laughter, and then at Dongfang Yuning, who was nestled in the emperor's uncle's arms, shrugged his shoulders and was obviously trying to hold back his laughter. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, feeling both distressed and amused.
Nangong Ye held his little wife firmly in his arms, who was trembling slightly because of trying not to laugh, and patted her back gently with his big hands to help her calm down.
There was an unfathomable expression on his handsome face, but the corners of his lips curled up in an extremely subtle arc that showed understanding and teasing.
Everyone clearly "heard" the hilarious and shocking conversation between Dongfang Yuning and System 118!
"Coitus Syndrome", "Husband's pregnancy-related reactions", "The iron-blooded director instantly turns into a pregnant husband", "Love so deeply that even morning sickness has to be shared"... These novel and accurate (and extremely funny) words, like magic sounds filling the ears, impact everyone's cognition!
But they are the best of the best!
Nangong Yijun & Nangong Lintian:
[Pinch your thighs hard! Don't laugh! Absolutely don't laugh out loud! My brother-in-law will kill you to silence you! But... puff... pregnant husband... help!]
Nangong Yue:
[I feel bad for Xiaoyun... but... pfft... simulated labor syndrome... what my aunt and that '118' said makes so much sense... but I feel like laughing, what should I do...]
Nangong Ye: [Heh. Chen Xiaoyun, you have come to this day.]
Chen Xiaoyun had just finished vomiting and walked back, leaning against the door frame with a pale face. He happened to hear the last few words of his heart, and his face turned from pale to blue and then to black. His eyes swept murderously over everyone present, and finally fell on Dongfang Yuning, who was trying hard to play innocent.
[… Dongfang! Yu! Ning! And that 118! I'm not done with you!]
However, when Shen Xiaoyun walked into the meeting room, he was greeted by several extremely "normal" and "concerned" gazes.
"Xiaoyun, are you okay? You look so bad?"
Nangong Yue quickly stood up and supported him with concern.
"Prince Consort, are you feeling unwell? Do you want to ask the imperial physician to take another look?"
Nangong Ye's tone was concerned.
"Brother-in-law, would you like some hot tea to calm your nerves?"
Nangong Yijun handed over the teacup attentively.
"Yes, brother-in-law, sit down and take a rest."
Nangong Lintian pulled out the chair sensibly.
Everyone's face says we know nothing, we heard nothing, we just care about you.
Only Dongfang Yuning nestled in Nangong Ye's arms, looking at him innocently with her big eyes, her little mouth tightly pursed, as if trying to hold back something, her shoulders still shaking slightly suspiciously.
Shen Xiaoyun looked at the movie stars in the room, especially the culprit with an innocent look on his face. He felt the nausea that he had just suppressed rising up again, and his vision went dark.
He took a deep breath, and with all his life's restraint, he managed to force out a stiff smile.
"I'm... fine. Probably... I didn't sleep well last night."
He deliberately ignored key words such as morning sickness and pregnant husband. It was not him who rushed out and retched just now.
System 118 silently complained in Dongfang Yuning's mind:
[Ding! Shen Huli's 'Psychological Quality' and 'Expression Management' skill points have been maxed out! The Oscars owe him a little golden statue! (The system displays a Q-version image of Shen Xiaoyun with the 'Best Actor' crown on his head and the 'Morning Sickness' label under his feet)]
Dongfang Yuning:
[Pfft…Hold it in! Dongfang Yuning! Be more professional! We're in a meeting! But…hahaha…Shen Huli's expression…is amazing!]
Yue Er is so lucky! She has a husband who even rushes to take care of her during morning sickness! (The little guy inside is already laughing so hard he’s burping)]
The meeting continued in an extremely strange atmosphere that tried to maintain normality.
It was just that when everyone's eyes occasionally swept over Chen Xiaoyun, they all had a tacit, suppressed smile.
As for Chen Xiaoyun, he had a dark face the entire time, trying hard to block out the endless stream of joyful complaints from the depths of a certain princess' heart about her pregnant husband, morning sickness, and sharing Yue'er's burdens. He felt like he had lost all his face in this day.
Only Nangong Ye was holding his little wife, his fingers tangling her hair intermittently, looking at Shen Xiaoyun's aggrieved look, with a deep smile in his eyes.
Well, life in Yanmao District is indeed much more interesting than in the palace.
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